SpongeBob SquarePants: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, Spongebob style

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, Spongebob style

spongedude49
[201]Jun 5, 2006
member since: 08/18/05
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A: Because she's from TEEE-YEEE-XUUUS (No offence ) Q: Why do the longest words and phrases appear on SpongeBob, like, Smitty Werberjaegermanjensen and "No cheese, no crust, pickles to the left, four squirts of ketchup, wheat buns, non-dairy lettuce, and farm-raised tomatoes carnival-style!" ?
Edited on 06/04/2006 11:25pm
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yashirampr
[202]Jun 5, 2006
member since: 07/16/05
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because he's the main character....
Q: what happend to Junior?
Edited on 06/04/2006 11:50pm
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sandyrox
[203]Jun 5, 2006
member since: 04/30/06
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A: He ended up in Sandy's mom's clam chowder
Q: What happened when Spongebob was turned into a squirrel by one of Sandy's inventions?
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spongedude49
[204]Jun 5, 2006
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A: Sandy turned into a Sponge.
Q: How many times has patrick been dumb?
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sandyrox
[205]Jun 5, 2006
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A: His entire life
Q: Where did Sandy learn karate?
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crazy_legs_1205
[206]Jun 5, 2006
member since: 06/22/05
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A: She didn't. She was born with a karate instinct.

Q: How come it takes more than one squirrel to screw in a lightbulb?
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sandyrox
[207]Jun 5, 2006
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A: They get distracted easily
Q: Why did Spongebob cry after eating Sandy's mom's clam chowder?
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crazy_legs_1205
[208]Jun 6, 2006
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A: Because he had just eaten Clamu and Junior.

Q: How come the Easter Bunny never came to Bikini Bottom?
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sandyrox
[209]Jun 6, 2006
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A: He doesn't have an airsuit
Q: Why did Spongebob and Sandy's honeymoon in Texas go so well even though stuff usually goes wrong whenever SB is around?
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crazy_legs_1205
[210]Jun 6, 2006
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A: Because SpongeBob sent his dummy in place of him.

Q: Why can't SpongeBob do cartwheels?
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sandyrox
[211]Jun 6, 2006
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A: He's too weak
Q: What was Sandy like when she was a kid?
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crazy_legs_1205
[212]Jun 8, 2006
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A: Just as hyper, wild, and extreme as she is now.

Q: What is Mrs. Puff's dream job?
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sandyrox
[213]Jun 8, 2006
member since: 04/30/06
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posts: 172
A: Any job that's far away from Spongebob
Q: How would Mr. Krabs react if Pearl started dating Plankton?
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1710
[214]Jun 8, 2006
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A. He would ground Pearl for the rest of her life until she dumps Plankton.

Q. What happened to SpongeBob and Patrick when they travelled to the Arctic?
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sandyrox
[215]Jun 8, 2006
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A: They froze
Q: What happened when Sandy visited the Australian outback?
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WeAreToast
[216]Jun 8, 2006
member since: 01/15/06
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posts: 65
A: The kangaroo had a crush on her.

Q: Does Spongebob like blueberry jam?

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spongedude1120
[217]Jun 8, 2006
member since: 06/09/06
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Yes

What character would Sandy marry?
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sandyrox
[218]Jun 8, 2006
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A: Spongebob
Q: Why does Squidward hate Spongebob and Patrick?
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spongedude1120
[219]Jun 8, 2006
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because they're even stupider than him!

Where do spongebob and sandy go for their honeymoon?
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sandyrox
[220]Jun 8, 2006
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A: Skull Island
Q: Why were Spongebob and Sandy casted in the main parts of the underwater version of Tarzan?
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