SpongeBob SquarePants: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, Spongebob style

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, Spongebob style

ajjo
[401]Apr 26, 2007
member since: 04/11/07
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he read in Starfish Weekly that it was a popular color.

Isn't gary due for a check up at the vet by now?
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gohan88888888
[402]Apr 27, 2007
member since: 05/06/06
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he's so smart, that he is his own vet.

why is patrick dumb?
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Insane_About_TV
[403]Apr 29, 2007
member since: 04/28/07
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Because he's pink.
Why are flowers in the sky?
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twinsthatrule
[404]May 11, 2007
member since: 05/08/07
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Because theres a garden in the sky
Why is spongebob an idot in the newer episodes?
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SpongeSebastian
[405]May 11, 2007
member since: 06/15/05
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What do you expect from a sponge.

Why does Patrick wear a swimsuit?
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twinsthatrule
[406]May 15, 2007
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Because he can't handle shorts and shirts
Why doesn't Sandy hangout with Spongebob more?
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ying101
[407]May 15, 2007
member since: 12/21/06
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Because she doesn't want anybody to say she likes spongebob in case her boyfriend gets jealous

who is sandy's boyfriend?
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J-o-h-n-n-y
[408]May 15, 2007
member since: 09/17/06
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David Hasselhoff.

Why is Patrick overweight?
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SpongeSebastian
[409]May 15, 2007
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Because he's researching for a movie role as a fat guy.

Why didn't the crab share?
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twinsthatrule
[410]May 16, 2007
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Because he wants everything to him self.
Why does Sqidward play the clairanet?
Can We ask a Question? Because We got in trouble before doing that.
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SpongeSebastian
[411]May 17, 2007
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(actually, it's because he was "shelfish", get it?)

You can ask a question if it involves pudding.

Why did the starfish wake up in the middle of the night?
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twinsthatrule
[412]May 17, 2007
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Because he was hungry.
Does Spongebob like pudding?
Heres pudding!
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SpongeSebastian
[413]May 17, 2007
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(No, he twinkled, get it? :lol

I thought he liked sea nut brittle.
Here's a stupid answer!

Where do you find giant snails?
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TheCupidKirby
[414]May 17, 2007
member since: 05/17/07
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posts: 72
In snails-R-us.
Why is Patrick so tubby?
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SpongeSebastian
[415]May 17, 2007
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(No, at the end of giant's fingers, get it? lol. OK, I'll stop with the lame jokes)

Because he uses Barnacle Chips in a weird way.

Where did SpongeBob get his spatula?
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ying101
[416]May 18, 2007
member since: 12/21/06
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SpongeSebastian wrote:

(No, at the end of giant's fingers, get it? lol. OK, I'll stop with the lame jokes)

Because he uses Barnacle Chips in a weird way.

Where did SpongeBob get his spatula?

(haha, cool jokes lol)
In the cooking things for morons shop.
Why did Karen agree to marry plankton?
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J-o-h-n-n-y
[417]May 18, 2007
member since: 09/17/06
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Because he threatened to feed her the Chum Special.

Why is SpongeBob's tie red?
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twinsthatrule
[418]May 18, 2007
member since: 05/08/07
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Because he can't afford black.
Why is Gary named Gary?
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twinsthatrule
[419]May 18, 2007
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How come nobody is answering us?
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ying101
[420]May 18, 2007
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twinsthatrule wrote:

How come nobody is answering us?

Because i can't think of the answer, i bet the others are just busy.
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