SpongeBob SquarePants: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, Spongebob style

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer, Spongebob style

timcouchIV
[381]Dec 11, 2006
member since: 09/29/06
level: 11
rank: Red Shirted Lt.
posts: 424
squidward your fired and peael your grounded!
Why did the magic conch always say no or nothing to squidward?
Edited on 12/11/2006 4:48am
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ElJorro
[382]Dec 11, 2006
member since: 10/23/06
level: 7
rank: Talk Show Host
posts: 492
Because they hate sqidward
Why do they call spongebob square if he is a rectangle?
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1710
[383]Dec 11, 2006
member since: 07/30/05
level: 8
rank: Super-Friend
posts: 1,697
No one in Bikini Bottom(except for science professors and doctors) are bright.

How did Mr. Krabs get very strict?
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Vampirestriker
[384]Dec 11, 2006
member since: 09/26/06
level: 19
rank: Fall Guy
posts: 678
Because his mama told him to be strict.

Why was Patrick hugging and kissing Sandy?
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timcouchIV
[385]Dec 13, 2006
member since: 09/29/06
level: 11
rank: Red Shirted Lt.
posts: 424
because he loves sandy!
why does spongebob sing so badly?
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dooddooddood333
[386]Dec 15, 2006
member since: 06/18/06
level: 4
rank: Thighmaster
posts: 335
cuz he ordered a series of cassette tapes that told him how to sing,but someone touched the tape,and messed up the pitches.

why is gary's shell pink?

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Vampirestriker
[387]Dec 15, 2006
member since: 09/26/06
level: 19
rank: Fall Guy
posts: 678
Because he hates pink! HEHE!

What is the secret indregent for the Krabby Patty?
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MarioGeek92
[388]Dec 18, 2006
member since: 06/20/05
level: 20
rank: Cow Bell
posts: 2,071
Krabs has no time to drive but does have a boat. I've seen it in 3 episodes. Squid is too lazy and hates everyone.

Why does spongebob have buck-teeth?
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lovejoy232
[389]Jan 4, 2007
member since: 07/26/06
level: 12
rank: Evil Bert
posts: 2,463
he was born with Timmy Turner from Fairly Oddparents
Why was he born with Timmy turner from Fairly Oddparents?

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timcouchIV
[390]Jan 17, 2007
member since: 09/29/06
level: 11
rank: Red Shirted Lt.
posts: 424
so he could be able to believe in magic!
why does everyone like patrick when he is disguised as patrica?
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evanisking
[391]Feb 2, 2007
member since: 01/11/07
level: 4
rank: Thighmaster
posts: 137
Because he was disguised as Patrica.
Why doesn't Squidward wear pants?
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TTlover
[392]Feb 17, 2007
member since: 06/21/05
level: 20
rank: Cow Bell
posts: 3,356
Cos it isn't round
Why doesn't Spongebob enter Idol?
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SpongeSebastian
[394]Feb 17, 2007
member since: 06/15/05
level: 41
rank: Sleestack
posts: 10,634
Because it'll be the Worst Day Ever for him.

Who should win, Patrick or Larry?
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Starfire4161
[395]Apr 21, 2007
member since: 03/05/07
level: 2
rank: Sweat Hog
posts: 26
Patrick, of course!
Does Spongebob, or anyobody in Bikini Bottom, go to church?
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xKMROXx
[396]Apr 23, 2007
member since: 04/24/07
level: 1
rank: Weatherman
posts: 160
Of Course they do, "The First Church of Neptune".
Why does Spongebob have Eyelashes?
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ajjo
[397]Apr 24, 2007
member since: 04/11/07
level: 5
rank: Caveman Lawyer
posts: 175
to feel pretty! what did Squidward paint a picture of to give to Mr. Krabs for a birthday present?
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gohan88888888
[398]Apr 24, 2007
member since: 05/06/06
level: 19
rank: Fall Guy
posts: 1,369
a hundred dollar bill.

what did the hundred dollar bill look like?
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xKMROXx
[399]Apr 25, 2007
member since: 04/24/07
level: 1
rank: Weatherman
posts: 160
Toilet paper!
Why is Patrick pink?
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ying101
[400]Apr 25, 2007
member since: 12/21/06
level: 8
rank: Super-Friend
posts: 2,242
Because his favourite colour is pink.
Why is his favourite colour pink?
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