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chihuahua1
[41]Mar 26, 2007
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Annoying Squidward
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InvaderZim897
[42]Mar 26, 2007
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chihuahua1 wrote:

Not even 1/4 of a gram.
Why is Squidward a squid?

Because if he was a lobster, Larry would follow him around everywhere.

If sea sponges' diet consists of most planktons living in the ocean, why doesn't Mr. Krabs just make SpongeBob eat Plankton?
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chihuahua1
[43]Mar 26, 2007
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Because if SpongeBob eats Plankton he'll escaped and sue.
Why is Mr. Krabs afraid of being sued?
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startug
[44]Mar 27, 2007
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chihuahua1 wrote:

Because if SpongeBob eats Plankton he'll escaped and sue.
Why is Mr. Krabs afraid of being sued?

Because he is afraid he will lose at least very few dollar bills. Why did Spongebob spill his food?
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Puppybro
[45]Mar 27, 2007
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Because his parents are pigs in disguse.
Why is SpongeBob a sponge?
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chihuahua1
[46]Mar 27, 2007
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Because he's not a spongecake and if he was his name would be Spongecakebob
Why can't Squidward acomplish anything?
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startug
[47]Mar 27, 2007
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Because he was cursed!
Why did Patrick peuk on his sofa?
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chihuahua1
[48]Mar 27, 2007
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Because he ate poop but he did not like the flavor.
Why is Plankton named after what he is?
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SpongeSebastian
[49]Mar 27, 2007
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Because a TON of pirates made him walk the PLANK.

Why did Pat Rick go out with Mis ter Krabs?
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Puppybro
[50]Mar 28, 2007
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I don`t really know. I think it was something to do with a midlife crisis.....
Why is Patrick part monkey?
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startug
[51]Mar 28, 2007
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Because he likes sea bananas.
Why does Patrick always eats money around Mr. Krabs?
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SpongeSebastian
[52]Mar 28, 2007
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Because he thought it was lettuce.

What happened to the paper that fell in the ocean?
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chihuahua1
[53]Mar 28, 2007
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It was all wash up so spongebob tried to dry it but couldn't because there was water everywhere.
Why doesn't Squidward like Spngebob?
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startug
[54]Mar 28, 2007
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Because it has to do something to destroy someone elses life.
Why did Patrick drink in the toilet?
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SpongeSebastian
[55]Mar 29, 2007
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Because he was trying to get the prize he saw inside.

How did SpongeBob untangle his phone cord?
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dooddooddood444
[56]Mar 30, 2007
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He cut it in half
Why does Mr Krabs have a whale for a daughter?
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InvaderZim897
[57]Mar 30, 2007
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Because whales are crabs.
Why doesn't SpongeBob have a computer?
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chihuahua1
[58]Mar 31, 2007
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Because He's Underwater And He Doesn't Want To Get Electricuted.
Why Did The Squid Cross The Road?
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dooddooddood444
[59]Mar 31, 2007
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To get to the clarinet on the other side
Why does Pattrick wear green and purple shorts?
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InvaderZim897
[60]Mar 31, 2007
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Because it's required. Or else he gets arrested, or something.
How come Squidward is able to walk around with no pants or underwear ALL the time, but if he takes off the shirt, only THEN is he not wearing enough clothing?
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