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SpongeSebastian
[21]Mar 21, 2007
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Because if he didn't then the theme song would say, "Who lives in a mushroom under the sea?"

How do you spell crus-tee crAb?
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Puppybro
[22]Mar 21, 2007
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Don`t ask me, ask the monkey.
Why is Bikini Bottom infested with chair loving pinatas?
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chihuahua1
[23]Mar 21, 2007
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Because it's not infested with table loving pinatas
Why is SpongeBob's last name SquarePants
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SpongeSebastian
[24]Mar 21, 2007
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Because PantsSquare sounds wrong.

What do you get when you cross a sponge with a starfish?
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chihuahua1
[25]Mar 21, 2007
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a famous fish that thinks that he is a sponge
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chihuahua1
[26]Mar 21, 2007
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sorry i forgot to ask the question.
Why does spongebob have big teeth
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ying101
[27]Mar 22, 2007
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too make himself look goofy.

y does spongebob wants to be goofy?
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SpongeSebastian
[28]Mar 22, 2007
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Because Goofy is the greatest Disney character ever.

What did the sponge say to the Hasselhoff?
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chihuahua1
[29]Mar 22, 2007
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Look, it's a monkey
Why does Plankton not know the secret formula
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SpongeSebastian
[30]Mar 23, 2007
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Because he never just buys one.

How did Mr. Krabs get so rich?
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Puppybro
[31]Mar 23, 2007
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Let`s just say it involved Satan, 400 pound talking cheese, and a bulldozer.
Why is Squidward blue?
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sbss_shipper
[32]Mar 23, 2007
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Because he's sick of seeing Spongebob. So he has the Spongebob blues.
What does Mr. Krabs like better than money?
Edited on 03/23/2007 11:18am
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chihuahua1
[33]Mar 23, 2007
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Cash-ew
Why does spongebob have a big nose?
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Neroshadow
[34]Mar 23, 2007
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Because there is a pickle in it.
Q: Why does spongebob have holes?
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SpongeSebastian
[35]Mar 23, 2007
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Because then he'd absorb himself to death.

Why are Patrick's eyebrows different?
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chihuahua1
[36]Mar 25, 2007
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Because he shaved and it grew back defferent.
Why didn't Squidward empress Squilliam with he's restaurunt?
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InvaderZim897
[37]Mar 25, 2007
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Because it isn't Squilliam. It's some kind of evil clown spider disguised as a monkey on a unicycle, and loaded with explosives.
What is SpongeBob doing RIGHT now?
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rkjles4
[38]Mar 26, 2007
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He is Jelly Fishing

How much weight can sponge bob actually lift

Edited on 03/26/2007 2:50pm
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chihuahua1
[40]Mar 26, 2007
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Not even 1/4 of a gram.
Why is Squidward a squid?
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