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Because the sky was very gray today.
Why does Squidward like clarinets?
Because he isn't a bald, grouchy octopus.
Why does Squidward have only 6 legs when he's an octopus?
Because he didn't eat Squidewards legs a long time ago
why is Patrick's last name Star?
David Hasselhoff.
Where is Realistic Fish-head when you need him?
It grew old, so now its name is "Old Kelp City."
How did SpongeBob get a Krabby Patty to fit under Squidward's nose? (the beginning of "Plankton!")