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    CDCB

    [1141]Feb 26, 2010
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    Yes, but only if you buy a Krabby Patty.


    Why are Krabby Patties "krabby?"

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    RalphWiggumFan

    [1142]Feb 26, 2010
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    Because your mom hates them.


    Why is Squidward not a squid?

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    spongebobfan200

    [1143]Feb 26, 2010
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    He farted ink.

    Is Mr. Krab a krabby patty?
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    CDCB

    [1144]Feb 26, 2010
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    Yes, but with cheese.


    Why don't baby scallops eat Krabby Patties?

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    RalphWiggumFan

    [1145]Feb 27, 2010
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    Because they're too crabby.

    When will Pearl just go away?

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    CDCB

    [1146]Feb 27, 2010
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    When snails fly.


    Why can't snails fly?

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    spongebobfan200

    [1147]Feb 27, 2010
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    They were replaced with the scallops.

    Was Mr. Krabs a cashier?
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    RalphWiggumFan

    [1148]Feb 27, 2010
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    No, but Squidward was.


    Was Squidward a Fancyson?

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    spongebobfan200

    [1149]Feb 27, 2010
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    No, because he has a clarinet.

    IS THIS THE KRUSTY KRAB?!
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    RalphWiggumFan

    [1150]Feb 28, 2010
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    Yes, what are you yelling about?


    Is mayonnaise an instrument?

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    spongebobfan200

    [1151]Feb 28, 2010
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    No, horse radish is.(seriously, people asked that question alot, but I don't care)

    What IS mayonnaise?
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    RalphWiggumFan

    [1152]Feb 28, 2010
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    An instrument in denial.


    Can Squidward tell an oboe from an elbow? (I bet that wasn't asked before. xD)

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    spongebobfan200

    [1153]Feb 28, 2010
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    No, cuz' he has a clarinet.

    What's an obeo to an elbow?
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    spongebobfan200

    [1154]Mar 3, 2010
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    Yeah, I just had to bump this to the first page. But it ain't old.
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    RalphWiggumFan

    [1155]Mar 3, 2010
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    The oboe's connected to the leg bone, the leg bone's connected to the... yeah, I'll stop.


    Why is Squidward Ward?

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    CDCB

    [1156]Mar 4, 2010
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    Because he isn't Sandy.


    Why does Squid Ward look like Draw Diuqs when spelled backwards?

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    RalphWiggumFan

    [1157]Mar 4, 2010
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    Because Squidward no hablo ingles.


    Why is SpongeBob Bob?

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    spongebobfan200

    [1158]Mar 4, 2010
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    Because it's not Sandra.

    How come Spongebob's birth name is Robert?
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    CDCB

    [1159]Mar 5, 2010
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    Because it can't be Susan.


    Whose birth name is Susan?

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    RalphWiggumFan

    [1160]Mar 6, 2010
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    Mine. The hospital was a little gender-confused.


    Where is the lost deed to Rock Bottom?

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