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beacause squidward told them to
SPONGEBOB?
No, this is Plankton.
Why is Karen attatched to the wall of the Chum Bucket sometimes and other times portable?
Because squidward complaned about him being big
Is patrick a star?
Because two of them were obliterated in an unmentionable accident.
Why can't Patrick clean dishes?
Because the sun is gone.
Where are Patrick's lost socks?
Because nobody else does.
How do SpongeBob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs make that weird face that Sandy can't make because she's a land creature?
Because they're sea creatures.
Why are they sea creatures?
Because they "put on airs."
What is the French Narrator's real name?
Because peanut butter is a taboo food.
Why does SpongeBob have holes?
No this is not peanut butter and toothpaste! This is PATRICK!
What is spongebob?
An enchilada disguised as a sponge.
What is Patrick?