| David Hasselhoff wrote: |
| Okay SpongeSebastian, now you get yours! |
| I wrote: |
| Nooooo!!! |
| David Hasselhoff wrote: |
| Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha Ha! I turned you into SpongeBob |
| I wrote: |
| Hot dog! |
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| David Hasselhoff wrote: |
| Okay SpongeSebastian, now you get yours! |
| I wrote: |
| Nooooo!!! |
| David Hasselhoff wrote: |
| Ha! Ha-Ha-Ha Ha! I turned you into SpongeBob |
| I wrote: |
| Hot dog! |
| David Hasselhoff wrote: |
| Ooh, I like that idea better. *David turns SpongeSebastian into a hot dog* |
| The Big Dawg wrote: |
| GIMME THAT HOT DOG!!! |
| David Hasselhoff wrote: |
| Tom wakes up. |
| Tom wrote: |
| Aaagh!! I saw that giant bulldog in my dreams again! It was so lifelike!! |
| Evil SpongeBob wrote: |
| I bet it was. |
| David Hasselhoff wrote: |
| Evil SpongeBob eats Tom. Patrick wakes up. |
| Patrick wrote: |
| That was a wierd dream. |
| SpongeSebastian wrote: |
| MY TURN! |
| David Hasselhoff wrote: |
| No, you're a hot dog, remember? |
| i wrote: |
| Oh, I forgot. Bye-bye |
| David Hasselhoff wrote: |
| SpongeSebastian gets eaten by Bubble Bass |
| gogete-whatever wrote: |
| This has gone all weird. |
| Hasselhoff wrote: |
| Don't make me turn YOU into a hot dog. |
| I wrote: |
| Give it your best shot. |
| Hasselhoff wrote: |
| *Whatsisname turns into a hotdog.* |
| I wrote: |
| It didn't work. |
| SpongeSebastian wrote: |
| Why didn't it work? |
| Hasselhoff wrote: |
| Quiet in there! |
| Bubblebass wrote: |
| Why are you talking to my stomach? |
| Hasselhoff wrote: |
| *Bubblebass turns into a Double Triple Balty Deluxe on a raft, 4x4, animal-style, extra shingles with a shimmy and a squeeze, light axle grease, make it cry, burn it, and let it swim.* |
| I wrote: |
| Your powers don't work on me because I don't believe in "The Hoff". And since I know your weakness, the story can progress as normal. |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
| Okay who threw the peanut? |
| Spongebob wrote: |
| Okay I admit it I threw the peanut |
| Sponge_Lazlo17 wrote: |
| Okay STOPPP!!! How if you know if you know if you know if you know who threw the peanut. |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
| Maybe I should talk to a witness |
| Sponge_Lazlo17 wrote: |
| How about that guy over there *points to SpongeSebastian* |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
| Do you have anything to do with the peanut |
| SpongeSebastian wrote: |
| *waits for submissions to be accepted* Hey don't you know I'm busy here *closes the door* |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
| Whoops sorry |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
| How about you |
| InvaderZim897 wrote: |
| I don't know. Wanna join the friend agency |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
| I'm sorry but I'm busy of who's throwing peanuts here. |
| Fish Cop#2 wrote: |
| I do |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
| *hits 2nd Fish Cop* Stop fooling around. We have a job to do |
| Fish Cop#2 wrote: |
| Sorry boss |
| Fish Cop#2 wrote: |
| Hey I found a guy here. Sir do you............uh........know... |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
| About |
| Fish Cop#2 wrote: |
| about...........the....uh |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
| Peanut. |
| Fish Cop#2 wrote: |
| Stick? |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
Peanut! |
| Fish Cop#2 wrote: |
| Hotdog? |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
PEANUT!!!! |
| Fish Cop#2 wrote: |
| Britney Spears? |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
| Aw forget it! Do you sir know who threw the peanut? |
| gogentenkusu wrote: |
Uh I don't know I'm dumb *picks nose* |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
| Okay that's it we give up. |
| Sponge_Lazlo17 wrote: |
| No wait I've found something. Cool! It looks like a time machine with cookies in them *opens the time machine* And....it............taste.......like....Peanut cookies! |
| Fish Cop#1 wrote: |
| Aha!! I know we can do it. * handcuffs gogentenksusu* |
| Fish Cop#2 wrote: |
A job well done! |
| I wrote: |
| Those fools! They handcuffed that guy who has a similar name to me but with extra letters! For I would never make peanut cookies and it's a carefully-made trap to get rid of the imposter! Did I think that or say that? |
| Patrick wrote: |
| Who're you? |
| I wrote: |
| Never you mind, talk to those nice policemen over there. |
| Patrick wrote: |
| Well, if you say so. *walks over to the cops* |
| Cop #1 wrote: |
| HE'S GOT A GUN!!! |
| Patrick wrote: |
| I do? |
| Cop #2 wrote: |
| Drop the weapon, sir! |
| Patrick wrote: |
| Okay, I'll co-operate. |
| Cop #2 wrote: |
| I said, "Drop the weapon!" |
| Patrick wrote: |
| *drops his bowl of chilli* There. Okay? |
| Cop #1 wrote: |
| He's not co-operating. *the cops shoot Patrick* |
| Sponge_Lazlo17 wrote: | ||
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| SpongeBob wrote: |
| Patrick! WHY?????????? Look, Squidwatd. Patrick's dead. |
| Squidward wrote: |
| *Hides party supplies behind his back.* |
| SpongeBob wrote: |
| WHY DID PATRICK HAVE TO DIE?!?!?! |
| Patrick wrote: |
| I'm not dead. |
| SpongeBob wrote: |
| He's in denial. That happens when people die. |
| Cop #1 wrote: |
| *accidentally shoots SpongeBob* You all saw it, he came at me with a knife. |
| Cop #2 wrote: |
| We are so fired. |
Galvatron:Vector Prime Stop Tacking Crack Ransack Has 2nd Hand Smoke and Cryotek Is Sucicical
Vector Prime:But i Love This Crack
Optimus Prime:Galvatron One Shall Stand One Shall F...W.T.H
Scattorshot:You Again
Galvatron:i thought You were On Crack
Red Alert:Crack Maybe You're On Crack
Skywarp:This Is Pointless
Chettor:i know That Wanna Play Crads
Hot Shot:Shut The Heck Up
Vector Prime Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Chettor:What An Patato Head
Sonarid I Miss Anyhting
(Eveyone Beats Up Sonar)
Patrick:If Only I was Part Of Bryan too Wacky Transcomics
Squidward:let's Go
| Gary wrote: |
| Meow? |
| Translation wrote: |
| What did that have to do with anything? |
| Squidward wrote: |
| I don't know and I don't care. *walks away* |
| Patrick wrote: |
| A little help. I dropped my candy bar... and I'm dying. And this stranger next to me, what was his name? BobPants SpongeSquare? He's dying too! |
| Action-thingies wrote: |
| *Gary goes underneath SpongeBob and slowly carries him away to get medical attention.* |
| Gary wrote: |
| *to Patrick* Meow. |
| Translation wrote: |
| You're on your own, pal. |
| Patrick laid there for several hours after he wrote: |
| Heeey!! Gary, come back here! Magical jellybeans are growing from my head wound where the flies landed! (Noodle Boy refernce ) |
| Gary carried SpongeBob several miles and SpongeBob, in a letter to Patrick, wrote: |
| Help!! It isn't Gary! It's Gary's evil lookalike, Garry!! I need HEEELP!! Send HEEEEEELPP!!! |
| Actions wrote: |
| Suddenly, Patrick dies, but not all the way. He has found himself in a state of being between life and death. |
| Whoever wrote this sign wrote: |
| WELCOME TO THE 2ND DIMENSION |
| Garry, who has an evil crystal ball and is tracking Patrick, wrote: |
| Ha hahahaha!! He is trapped in the 2nd Dimension, and I have SpongeBob! |
| SpongeBob wrote: |
| Can I have a Krabby Patty? |
| Garry wrote: |
| No! |
| SpongeBob wrote: |
| Aw. |
| Patrick wrote: |
| How do I get back to Bikini Bottom? |
| Creepy Old Wizard Guy wrote: |
| You must climb to the top of that mountain. But be warned: there are demons, dragons, cyborgs and giant robots along the way. Also there are velociraptors. |
| Patrick wrote: |
| Are you gonna go with me? |
| Wizard wrote: |
| No, I'm... too busy... and I don't want to get eaten by velociraptors. |
| Garry wrote: |
| You'll never make it, Patrick! I advise you stay where you are. |
| SpongeBob wrote: |
| What are you gonna do to me? |
| goge-whatever wrote: |
| Those fools! They handcuffed that guy who has a similar name to me but with extra letters! For I would never make peanut cookies and it's a carefully-made trap to get rid of the imposter! Did I think that or say that? |
| Garry wrote: | ||
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| Educational Television Program wrote: |
| La la la la lala! A-B-C!! |
| SpongeBob wrote: |
| Educational Television-?! OH NO!! AAAAaaaughh.. |
| Garry wrote: |
| Looks like that got rid of him! |
Meanwhile, in the 2nd Dimension...
| Valociraptors wrote: |
| You must solve our riddle to pass! |
| Actions wrote: |
| Patric intentianally ignores the valociraptors and goes past them. |
| Valociraptor wrote: |
| Wha-wha-?! HE DIDN'T ANSWER THE RIDDLE!! |
| Other Valociraptor wrote: |
| Oh, don't start! |
| Avalanche wrote: |
| *falls and smashes both of the volaciraptors*BOOOOM!!! Ha ha you're dead. |
| Monster wrote: |
| *eats Patrick* |
| The Horrible Awful Old Man's Ghost wrote: |
| Patrick, you must travel through this monster's digestive track! There is a portal to your world in it's stomach! |
| Patrick wrote: |
| Ok. |
| Patrick, who has reached the stomach, wrote: |
| Ok, I found... chili? |
| That guy with the really long name I just told you about wrote: |
| Yes. The chemical energy from the chili will allow your body to- |
| Patrick, who has completely ignored that other guy, wrote: |
| Yum yum yum yum I am eating the chili yum yum yumy yum yum yum yum |
| Poofity Poof Poof wrote: |
| POOF! |
| That one guy's ghost wrote: |
| Ha! It was a trap! The cursed chili has taken him into- |
*finish quote on next post*
| Continuing on... wrote: |
| ...Bunny Island! |
| Patrick wrote: |
| That doesn't sound so bad. |
| Hector Con Carne wrote: |
| General Skarr, restrain him. |
| General Skarr wrote: |
| Fine, you lousy brain. *ties Patrick up.* |
| Patrick wrote: |
| Will you guys be my friends? |
| Boskov wrote: |
| *nods* |
| Hector Con Carne wrote: |
| No, you stupid bear! Major Dr. Ghastly, prepare the... educational television. |
Patrick:Where's Rodger
Spongebob:He Died at Easter Cause You ate Him
Police Kicks Patrick in The Uknowwhere
| I wrote: |
| *sigh* I'll bump this topic BUMP!! |
| Clockerevac12 wrote: |
Patrick:Where's Rodger Spongebob:He Died at Easter Cause You ate Him Police Kicks Patrick in The Uknowwhere |
