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    spongeguy95

    [21]Sep 24, 2006
    • member since: 09/15/06
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    Mrs. Puff wrote:
    There figthing!


    Cop wrote:
    Who?


    Mrs. Puff wrote:
    SpongeBob and.....


    Cop wrote:
    Let me guess, the guy who likes chili.


    Mrs. Puff wrote:
    The one and only.
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    SpongeSebastian

    [22]Sep 24, 2006
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    Cop wrote:
    Get a life! Just for that, you're off the death sentence.

    Record player wrote:
    (scratches)

    Cop wrote:
    What am I saying? YOU'RE STILL ON THE DEATH SENTENCE! (to himself) I need a vacation.
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    gogetenkusu

    [23]Sep 24, 2006
    • member since: 06/22/05
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    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 6,642
    Irish Cop wrote:
    Sure ya do, laddie.

    Mrs. Puff wrote:
    Who the heck are you?

    Patrick wrote:
    Yeah! And where's that chilli?
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    InvaderZim897

    [24]Sep 28, 2006
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    Irish Cop wrote:
    I'm Mrs. Puff's executioner, don't ya know.

    Squidward wrote:
    Well, what happens to me?

    Executioner (not the irish cop) wrote:
    Did someone order some chili?

    Patrick wrote:
    Oooh! Let me at it!! *begins eating chili*

    Irish Cop wrote:
    Ooh, our jobs were switched, dontchaknow, laddie.

    Executioner wrote:
    Oh. *trades jobs with the irish cop*

    SpongeBob wrote:
    Who are you?"

    Executioner wrote:
    *steps out of the shadows to reveal himself* Name's Dennis...

    Irish Cop wrote:
    *snatches chili away from patrick* Here's your chili, Dennis!

    Dennis wrote:
    Thanks. *eats the rest of the chili*

    Patrick wrote:
    *eyes narrow* Now it's personal.

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    SpongeSebastian

    [25]Sep 28, 2006
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    wrote:
    (big action scene starts)
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    gogetenkusu

    [26]Sep 28, 2006
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    Patrick wrote:
    GIMME MY CHILLI!!!

    Dennis wrote:
    Make me, tubby!

    Patrick wrote:
    Tubby? That's it mister! In the name of big-boned starfish everywhere and chilli, you will not get away with this!

    Dennis wrote:
    What's a kid like you gonna do, huh?

    Patrick wrote:
    VIVA LA HELADO!!! *attacks Dennis and actually beats him up*
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    InvaderZim897

    [27]Sep 29, 2006
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    Dennis wrote:
    (weakly shoves Patrick off) I don't have time for this. Mrs. Puff, I've been hired to exterminate you.

    Mrs. Puff wrote:
    What are you going to do?!

    Dennis wrote:
    Cop was very specific...

    Irish Cop, who just appeared from nowhere wrote:
    More chili!

    Dennis wrote:
    Thanks, I need an energy boost. *eats chili*

    Patrick wrote:
    (explodes with anger and attacks dennis again)

    The Violence wrote:
    Patrick knocks out Dennis and throws him to the surface.

    Plankton, who is still up there wrote:
    Curse that sponge. How are we supposed to get him with us both up here? We need to get back to Bikini Bottom!!

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    I can take you there!

    Edited on 09/29/2006 2:08pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    SpongeSebastian

    [28]Sep 29, 2006
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    Music wrote:
    (action music plays)

    Plankton wrote:
    Who the barnacle are you?

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    I'm David Hasslehoff

    Dennis wrote:
    (Rips off David Hasselhoff's lips)
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    dooddooddood333

    [29]Sep 29, 2006
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    DavidHasselhoff wrote:

    Ahhh!My lips!

    Dennis wrote:

    now then,where was I?

    David Hasselhoff wrote:Hey! come back here!No one rips off  MY lips and gets away with it!!!

    Dennis wrote:Shut up beach bum,or I'll rip your ears off too!
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    gogetenkusu

    [30]Sep 29, 2006
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    Plankton wrote:
    Now, now, everyone. No need for violence just yet.

    Dennis wrote:
    What? You goin' soft on me, Plankton?

    Plankton wrote:
    No, no, it's just that we can just take that talking car of his.

    Dennis wrote:
    Talking car? I like the sound of that. *evil laugh*

    Plankton wrote:
    *evil laugh*

    Dennis wrote:
    *evil laugh*

    Plankton wrote:
    *evil laugh* Okay, so let's go.
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    SpongeSebastian

    [31]Sep 29, 2006
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    Actions wrote:
    (Dennis and Plankton take off)

    [QUOTE="David Hasselhoff"]Hey! Stay away from my car!
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    gogetenkusu

    [32]Sep 29, 2006
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    KITT wrote:
    Help! Help! Danger!

    Plankton wrote:
    Shut up! *turns KITT off*

    Dennis wrote:
    Well, that was a waste of time.

    Plankton wrote:
    I'll just drive us back to Bikini Bottom.

    Dennis wrote:
    What? I'm driving!
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    SpongeSebastian

    [33]Sep 29, 2006
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    Actions wrote:
    (Dennis drives the car into the water)

    Dennis wrote:
    Oh no! This is an electric car!

    Actions wrote:
    (Electricity zaps Dennis and Plankton, turning them into fish sticks)
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    gogetenkusu

    [34]Sep 30, 2006
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    Hasselhoff wrote:
    KITT!!!!!!!!!!
    Narrator wrote:
    Meanwhile, back in Bikini Bottom...
    Patrick wrote:
    It's about time.
    SpongeBob wrote:
    Well, Mrs. Puff. This looks like goodbye what with you about to be executed and all.
    Irish Cop wrote:
    Don't worry about her, laddie. This will only hurt... a lot! Dennis taught me that one.
    Mrs. Puff wrote:
    *excited* SO LONG, SPONGEBOB!
    Edited on 09/29/2006 11:10pm
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    InvaderZim897

    [35]Sep 30, 2006
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    • rank: Evil Bert
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    Cop wrote:
    No, Irish Cop! You can't! We hired Dennis for that! You're here to deliver chili to various people, we need to wait for Dennis!

    Dennis, who was reduced to a fish stick wrote:
    *Is in a red and white striped tray with Haunds poking him with a fork, covered with mayonaisse*

    Haunds wrote:
    Yum yum yum yum

    Cop wrote:
    *Pulls Dennis' tray into a warehouse near a trench*

    Cop also wrote:
    Okay, Puff, this is what we're gonna do. We're gonna throw you into this trench to be ripped apart by the monsters.

    Patrick wrote:
    *with mouth full of chili* Let's go, then!

    InvaderZim897 wrote:
    Mrs. Puff is thrown into the trench.

    The Monsters wrote:
    Now that she's a woman, we can't bother her, you pass the test to finish the quest for the CROOOWWWWWWWN!! YEAH!!! WOOHOO!! YAY!!

    InvaderZim897 wrote:
    Mrs. Puff is on the other side of the trench.

    Mrs. Puff wrote:
    That was wierd...

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    SpongeSebastian

    [36]Oct 1, 2006
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    Actions wrote:
    (a shark swoops down and bites Mrs. Puff's head off)

    The Monsters wrote:
    Huh? Oh. (walk away)
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    InvaderZim897

    [37]Oct 1, 2006
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    The Shark wrote:
    Tasty  tasty...

    Actions wrote:
    The Loch Ness Monster bites the sharks head off.

    Actions took a quick snack break, but soon came back with a mouthful of donuts and wrote:
    Nematoads eat The Loch Ness Monster.

    Actions choked on his donuts, but weakly, and with every ounce of energy he had left, wrote:
    The Nematooa!..

    I wrote:
    Who will do the actions now?!

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    I can take you there!

    Edited on 10/01/2006 1:30pm
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    SpongeSebastian

    [38]Oct 1, 2006
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    I wrote:
    You will?

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    Sure, from now on I will do the actions.

    I wrote:
    Hooray! Umm...so where's your microphone?

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    Microphone? hahahahaha
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    InvaderZim897

    [39]Oct 1, 2006
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    SpongeSebastian wrote:
    I wrote:
    You will?

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    Sure, from now on I will do the actions.

    I wrote:
    Hooray! Umm...so where's your microphone?

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    Microphone? hahahahaha
    LOL That's funny.
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    InvaderZim897

    [40]Oct 1, 2006
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    • rank: Evil Bert
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    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    SpongeBob gets Squidward out of jail.

    Cop wrote:
    GET BACK HERE!!!

    Squidward wrote:
    I wanna go back to jail!

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    I can take you there! I just need something in return...

    Squidward wrote:
    Okay, I'll play clarinet for you.

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    No, I mean total control of the story.

    Squidward wrote:
    Okay, I'll give you-

    I wrote:
    CUT! You don't get total control, David.

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    . . . . . . YES, I DO!!!

    I wrote:
    Um.... No, you still don't.

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    Well.... How can I get total control?!

    I wrote:
    You can't. Shut up and do the actions.

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    Ok...*David gets total story control*

    I wrote:
    Nooooo!!! I'm MEEEELTINGG!!!

    David Hasselhoff wrote:
    *InvaderZim897 melts* HA! You don't realize what POWERS you have granted me!! *fire shoots up in background* BWAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAAAAA!!

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