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1000 Reasons Why We Hate Patrick

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    mahesh2001

    [1]Apr 22, 2011
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    1. He is not funny anymore


    2. He is annoying


    3. He is ugly





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    Amitabha1984

    [2]Apr 23, 2011
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    I have to disagree with you on this one, personally I find Patrick's stupidity very funny and he's actually my favorite character in the whole show. None of the others seem to even be able to compare.


    P.S. 1000 Reasons Why We Hate Patrick??? You only listed 3 and they are very good reasons if you ask me....

    Edited on 04/23/2011 7:24am
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    Hail-the-Whale

    [3]Apr 23, 2011
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    Like the person above me ... I don't hate him.
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    mahesh2001

    [4]Apr 23, 2011
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    WHY Doesn't anyone hate Patrick?!!!!

    Edited on 04/23/2011 9:45am
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    marebear2009

    [5]Apr 23, 2011
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    mahesh2001 wrote:


    1. He is not funny anymore


    2. He is annoying


    3. He is ugly






    He is so ugly that everyone died!XD


    Nah. Not really.

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    mahesh2001

    [6]Apr 23, 2011
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    Amitabha1984 wrote:



    P.S. 1000 Reasons Why We Hate Patrick??? You only listed 3 and they are very good reasons if you ask me....



    That is the point of these 1000 reasons why we hate someone forums! The person who started the forum list three and other people keep on adding more until it hits 1000!

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    NegiSpongie

    [7]Apr 24, 2011
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    Well, you probably won't get to 1000 because not a lot of people hate Patrick like you do.
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    money3003

    [8]May 4, 2011
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    I slightly agree with number 1


    4. He doesn't give good advices anymore.


    5. He got way dumber (similar to Cosmo of FOP).


    6. He doesn't have that much common sense anymore (the same as 5 practically)


    7. The way they animate his cheeks in season 6 and onward (e.g. Professor Squidward).


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    chimanruler15

    [9]May 21, 2011
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    I partially dislike him, and I partially like him.



    8. He became a jerk when he was king.


    9. He has acted cold, mean, and selfish to other people, including SpongeBob.


    10. He became a jerk when he got a new nose.


    11. He made SpongeBob give him piggyback rides, completely ignoring the fact that since he is heavier, SpongeBob could get hurt.


    12. He caused SpongeBob to nearly give up his identity. (I know that he is really stupid, and I know that Sandy and Squidward were responsible for this reason, too!)


    13. He is indifferent.


    14. He does not know anything about sharing.


    15. Because of reason 14, he made SpongeBob share a toy with him even though SpongeBob did notget to spend much time with the toy because of Patrick being a selfish jerk.


    16. Because Patrick wanted the toy all to himself, he said that if he can't have the toy, no one can.


    17. Because of reason 16, he ate the toy.


    18. He has used SpongeBob's money to buy things, instead of using his own money.


    19. He never thanks SpongeBob for buying him things.


    20. He is a negative influence on SpongeBob.


    21. He called SpongeBob a negative influence once even though SpongeBob did not do anything wrong to him.

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    ChipsTheButler

    [10]May 23, 2011
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    22. He composed the 'Great Leap Forward' legislation shortly after the revolution, causing the death of millions of Chinese.
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    money3003

    [11]May 23, 2011
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    mahesh2001 wrote:


    1. He is not funny anymore


    2. He is annoying


    3. He is ugly







    He is cute not ugly!! Well I don't really find him cute in some new episodes (e.g. SpongeBob's Last Stand).

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    chimanruler15

    [12]May 26, 2011
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    23. Patrick's a hypocrite. He says that SpongeBob's idea of wearing a large wig is silly, and he laughs so much about it, but right after that, he gets in a bathtub and dumps a condiment all over himself, completely oblivious to the fact that his idea of "a weekly condiment soak" is even sillier.


    24. Also, he wears a wig under his arm that looks like SpongeBob's wig even though he made fun of it earlier in the episode. This is another reason ofwhy he is a hypocrite.


    25. He was completely oblivious to the fact that his sister Sam was destroying his friends' houses and was out of control.


    26. Because SpongeBob and Squidward confronted Patrick about reason number 25, Patrick and his sister thought that they were being "meanies."

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    money3003

    [13]May 26, 2011
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    I'll just that I don't hate him. I'm just giving some of his qualities that can make you hate him.

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    ChipsTheButler

    [14]Jun 1, 2011
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    27. He removed all of the WMDs from Iraq shortly before the invasion, embarrassing George Bush.

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    spongebobfan200

    [20]Jun 3, 2011
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    @UkeleleMan


    Wow dude, you got some issues, if you don't respect the peoples' opinions...get out of here.

    Edited on 06/03/2011 6:50am
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