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1000 Reasons Why We Hate Patrick

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    ChipsTheButler

    [21]Jun 6, 2011
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    What did he say?
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    Noteldnep

    [22]Jun 14, 2011
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    I don't really hate Patrick, although he can come off as cold sometimes. At least he's not as much of a jerk as Squidward is. Spongebob saved that guy's LIFE and he still treated him like crap.
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    sewsuccessful

    [23]Jun 14, 2011
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    1. He's dumber than a bag of hair.


    2. He's dumber than a doorknob.


    3. He wears Jams and they went out in the 80's.


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    chimanruler15

    [25]Sep 19, 2011
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    We are on number 31 now.


    31. Patrick gives advice to SpongeBob, telling him that he should embrace his newfound ugliness, but when Patrick considers himself ugly, he fails to follow his own advice.


    32. Being a reason to reason number 31, Patrick considered himself as "one of the beautiful people" when he is NOT beautiful, being uglier than SpongeBob.


    33. Patrick thought that SpongeBob was ugly and made SpongeBob think of himself as ugly when it was just bad breath.

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    DavidMiller22

    [26]Sep 22, 2011
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    mahesh2001 wrote:

    1. He is ugly







    Are you saying that you have sexual attractions to certain other characters in Spongebob?
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    ollibot284

    [27]Oct 8, 2011
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    when did spongebob save squidward's life? I don't believe I saw an episode where that happens. aqi a

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