951. He lives on "Anchor Way"
952. He has a whale of a daughter.
953. He volunteered to be Pearl's chaperone to the prom.
954. He has a "Foxy Grandpa" hat.
955. Also a carrot juicer hat.
956. He tried getting lots of money for an old umbrella.
957. He had a garage sale.
958. He passes off crackers and ketchup, as pizza.
959. Pearl hates her life.
960. He never wanted to buy anything on his date with Mrs. Puff.
961. So he hired SpongeBob.
962. To steal things.
963. SpongeBob says he's a good leader.
964. He must've hypnotized him.
965. In Plankton's story about their childhood, Mr. Krabs wanted to rule their stomachs.... MONEY\1!!!!3!@#!)$
966. He needs an aspirin.
967. He tried covering his ears with barrels.
968. And his desk.
969. And by hitting his head on his desk.
970. He was covering SpongeBob with the squeaky boots.
971. He owns Knick-Knacks.
972. And lots of pictures.
973. And picture frames.
974. He doesn't play Grand Theft Auto.
975. Or Call of Duty.
976. Or Red Dead Redemption.
977. Or Angry Birds.
978. Or Plants vs. Zombies.
979. Or COD: Black Ops.
980. Or Flatout.
981. Or Flatout 2.
982. Or Burnout: Paradise.
983. He doesn't work out.
984. He bought a soda when he was a kid...
985. Then yanked the coin out.
986. He was a nominee for the Cheapest Krab Award.
987. He never gives the employees and bellhops money.
988. He does give them money...
989. But he yanked the coin from the employee.
990. He made 2 different stories of the Krusty Krab.
991. The Krusty Krab used to be the Rusty Krab, but then he bought it and changed it.
992. The Krusty Krab was a pirate ship...
993. And he turned it too a restaurant.
994. His birthday is November 30, 1942.
995. He's 68 years old.
996. His mother knows Old Man Jenkins.
997. And his jalopee.
998. Who has a funny horn.
999. He has this many reasons.
1000. THIS IS THE 1000TH REASON!!!!!!!! YEAH!!*@*e$*!@*$*q* WE REACHED OUR TARGET!
Now what do we do?