SpongeBob SquarePants: 100 of the dumbest things patrick says

100 of the dumbest things patrick says

Swimmer61225
[1]Feb 12, 2006
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ok he have to try to get 100 dumb/funny things that patrick say by march 30 ok i will start!

1.) when patrick is in a plane with spongebob he says "i want peanuts"
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Clockerevac12
[2]Feb 12, 2006
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2.Patrick Said Is Mayonise an istrument and Swimmer wanna be friends
Edited on 02/12/2006 12:37pm
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Swimmer61225
[3]Feb 12, 2006
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Clockerevac12 wrote:

2.Patrick Said Is Mayonise an istrument and Swimmer wanna be friends

I dont really know you
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Pandamoo2
[4]Feb 12, 2006
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3) "i'm the strangler? I have to turn myself in!"
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zero-Omega
[5]Feb 12, 2006
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4)"you get behind her and i'll push"
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gogetenkusu
[6]Feb 12, 2006
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5. Dutchman: I'll give you 3 wishes.
Patrick: Make it 5!
Dutchman: 4.
Patrick: 3! Take it or leave it!
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SquidTentpoles
[7]Feb 12, 2006
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6) The inner mechanations of my mind are an enigma.

(Cartain of milk tips over)
Edited on 02/12/2006 10:42pm
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spongegab13
[8]Feb 13, 2006
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Uh, I forgot!
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SquidTentpoles
[9]Feb 13, 2006
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spongegab13 wrote:

Uh, I forgot!

Good one!
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ChrisoBisto
[10]Feb 13, 2006
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"Are you Squidward now? Take your time."
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SquidTentpoles
[11]Feb 13, 2006
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8- "I thought you said you were spongebob, spongebob"
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spongegab13
[12]Feb 14, 2006
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SquidTentpoles wrote:

spongegab13 wrote:

Uh, I forgot!

Good one!

Thanks!
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ChrisoBisto
[13]Feb 14, 2006
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(sees Sandy in her bathing suit): "Sandy's a girl?"
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ChrisoBisto
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I can't see my forehead
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foofightersrock
[15]Feb 14, 2006
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11.

spongebob:patrick,your genius is showing
patrick:where?!
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llppoo33
[16]Feb 14, 2006
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{ep, when Spongebb and Patrick stole a balloon and popped idt.

12. Spongebob - And we could talk tough now!
Patrick - Oh! Oh! Let me try, (In a tiny voice) hey punk.
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Swimmer61225
[17]Feb 14, 2006
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13) When the note on a huge piece of paper it said "dear spongebob i went to get more giant paper"
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gogetenkusu
[18]Feb 14, 2006
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14. (when coming up with fun things) Washing an old person!
15. We’re not talking about some dumb mail fraud scheme or hijacking here! WE STOLE A BALLOON!!!
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Clockerevac12
[19]Feb 17, 2006
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Pat and Sponge:I'm Squidward I'm Squidward I'm Squidward
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ChrisoBisto
[20]Feb 17, 2006
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Sandy: Dont you have to be stupid somewhere else?

Patrick: Not till 4 o'clock
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