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100 of the dumbest things patrick says

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    Clockerevac12

    [61]Mar 18, 2006
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    gogetenkusu wrote:
    Clockerevac12 wrote:
    From Procanstition

    Spongebob:Marco
    Patrick: Polo
    (Then hangs up phone

    How is that dumb?


    I thought it was Funny and another Funny one

    From Something Smells

    Spongebob: Patrick what did you eat?
    Patrick:Some Roast beef,a chicken,a pizza
    Spongebob:No for Breakfest
    Patrick:Some Roast Beef,a chicken,a pizza
    Edited on 03/18/2006 4:29am
    Edited 2 total times.
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    gogetenkusu

    [62]Mar 19, 2006
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    Clockerevac12 wrote:
    gogetenkusu wrote:
    Clockerevac12 wrote:
    From Procanstition

    Spongebob:Marco
    Patrick: Polo
    (Then hangs up phone

    How is that dumb?


    I thought it was Funny and another Funny one

    From Something Smells

    Spongebob: Patrick what did you eat?
    Patrick:Some Roast beef,a chicken,a pizza
    Spongebob:No for Breakfest
    Patrick:Some Roast Beef,a chicken,a pizza

    Once again, not that dumb.
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    Clockerevac12

    [63]Mar 19, 2006
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    Patrick:I love being Purple
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    Noteldnep

    [64]Mar 19, 2006
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    SpongeBob: You can be anything you set your mind to when you use your imagination; a pirate, a football player....
    Patrick: A starfish!
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    Ssquarepants

    [65]Mar 23, 2006
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    It may be stupid, but its also dumb.
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    Ssquarepants

    [66]Mar 23, 2006
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    Sqidward: Who eats a Krabby Patty at 3 in the morning?

    Patrick: Oh boy, its 3 in the morning
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    Noteldnep

    [67]Mar 24, 2006
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    Patrick: I think I'll eat it now! (eats candy bar)
    Patrick: I think I'll eat it now! (bites his own hand)
    Patrick: Where'd my candy bar go?!
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    spongedude49

    [68]Apr 1, 2006
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    Noteldnep wrote:
    Patrick: I think I'll eat it now! (eats candy bar)
    Patrick: I think I'll eat it now! (bites his own hand)
    Patrick: Where'd my candy bar go?!

    lol!
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    goku71417

    [69]Apr 2, 2006
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    spongebob: patrick, i dont think this bubble can get any bigger!
    patrick(with an air pump): nonsense!

    patrick: dont geniuses live in a lamp?

    squidward: youre a true friend
    patrick(hypnoticly): frieeeeiiind
    squidward: JUST friends
    patrick: awww....

    #3 gives you a clue dont it?...
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    goku71417

    [70]Apr 2, 2006
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    thats not disturbing. THIS is disturbing!

    sandy:spongebob, thats crazy talk!
    patrick:no, this is crazy talk: (starts talking gibberish)

    spongebob: next time it could be my arm!
    patrick: or your other arm!
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    goku71417

    [71]Apr 2, 2006
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    patrick: opposite day? i've heard of that!
    spongebob: really?
    patrick: no, what is it?
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    Noteldnep

    [72]Apr 2, 2006
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    Sandy: Patrick, don't you have to go be stupid somewhere else?
    Patrick: Not until 4:00.
    Edited on 04/02/2006 1:18pm
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    goku71417

    [73]Apr 7, 2006
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    i forgot one...

    (spongebob and patrick look at hundreds of mattreses)
    spongebob: how many do you think there are?
    patrick*looks around with a serious look on his face*(stupidly): ten
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    Noteldnep

    [74]Apr 8, 2006
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    [The police think that Patrick committed a crime]

    Patrick: Wow, you guys are good! I'm the last person I would have suspected, but I was looking for me all the time! It's the perfect crime!
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