Here's some more of my episode ideas.
iHate Octopuses
After Spencer builds a giant octopus sculpture of kelp and clams, he tries to put it as a centerpiece at the lake. But the manager of the Seattle Aquarium has things confused, and believes Spencer's an octopus breeder instead of an artist! Now Spencer is working with the octopuses at the aquarium, which is pure frightening for him. Spencer tries to get fired by putting the octopuses on iCarly.
iLove You Mom
Jeremy gives Freddie his pet Gila Monster, "Heallie" due to his allergies. But Mrs. Benson overreacts and makes Freddie research germs and lizards at the library. One day there, Freddie meets Stacey Pink, the most popular girl in school. Impressed by Freddie's manly habit of keeping a gila monster, and his sexy, deep voice, Stacey asks Freddie out on a date. Then Carly sees that Stacey knows some impressive rubber band tricks and wants to put her on iCarly. Then Mrs. Benson sees her on the show and freaks out. Then she pops up unexpectedly on iCarly and embarrases Freddie in front of the world.
iPlay Cupid
Miss Briggs is acting a lot crueler than usual. Sam tells Carly that Miss Briggs probably needs someone. Of course, Miss Briggs is 45 and has never been married. After school, Spencer is caught by Officer Carl break dancing in the sewers. Spencer tells Carly that Officer Carl really needs someone as well. Since he's almost 40 and still a bachelor. Then Carly gets an idea. She decides to put Officer Carl and Miss Briggs on a date. That way, Miss Briggs can be less mean and Officer Carl won't arrest Spencer again. Meanwhile, Freddie convinces Sam to post screamers on the iCarly website, but Sam declines the idea.