Avatar: The Last Airbender: Your own quotes

Breakflame
[1461]Sep 10, 2006
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Anyway, here you go. A genie joke fresh from the manure field.
Genie: I shall grant each of you one wish.
Katara: I wish I had a pony.
Genie: Your wish is my command(turns Aang into a pony)
Aang: HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!? NOW I HAVE TO WASTE MY WISH!! I WISH I WASN'T A PONY!!
Genie: Alright(Turns Aang into a chicken)
Aang: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!
Toph: Uh, now I have to waste my wish. I wish Aang was like he was before.
Genie: Done(Turns Aang back into a Pony)
Aang: Dang it.
Zuko: I can't return the avatar as a Pony. I wish Aang was human.
Genie: You got it(turns Aang into a Human baby)
Aang: WAHHHHHH!!!
Iroh: I can't let the only person who can beat my brother be a baby. I wish Aang was human and was the age he was??the second before you showed up.
Genie: Of course(Turns Aang back into his original age, but he changed Aang into a girl)
Aang: Oh no you didn't!
Bumi: I can't believe you idoits can't be specific enough. I wish that Aang was exactly like he was the moment before you arrived.
Genie: Yes, of course(The genie finally returns Aang to normal)
Aang: It's about freaking time.
Genie: (looks at Sokka) And the last wish is yours. What do you wish for?
Sokka: I wish Aang was a Pony.
Edited on 09/10/2006 12:45am
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Airbenderluver
[1462]Sep 10, 2006
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the "accidents happen"one was hilarious.

There is a goat standing in a field next to Sokka.

Katara: Who is that?

Aang: That's Sokka.

Katara: No, the thing beside it.

Aang: Katara, thats not a thing! Go apologize to her right now!

Katara: *getting frustrated* Who!?

Aang: Stivie Nix of course!

hehe. i got the goat being Stevie Nix (i dont think that's even how you spell her name) thing from South Park. Hey, you guys wanted quotes so i gave you one even though it sucked.
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StaraeGhost9259

[1463]Sep 10, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

Anyway, here you go. A genie joke fresh from the manure field.

Genie: I shall grant each of you one wish.

Katara: I wish I had a pony.

Genie: Your wish is my command(turns Aang into a pony)

Aang: HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!? NOW I HAVE TO WASTE MY WISH!! I WISH I WASN'T A PONY!!

Genie: Alright(Turns Aang into a chicken)

Aang: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Toph: Uh, now I have to waste my wish. I wish Aang was like he was before.

Genie: Done(Turns Aang back into a Pony)

Aang: Dang it.

Zuko: I can't return the avatar as a Pony. I wish Aang was human.

Genie: You got it(turns Aang into a Human baby)

Aang: WAHHHHHH!!!

Iroh: I can't let the only person who can beat my brother be a baby. I wish Aang was human and was the age he was??the second before you showed up.

Genie: Of course(Turns Aang back into his original age, but he changed Aang into a girl)

Aang: Oh no you didn't!

Bumi: I can't believe you idoits can't be specific enough. I wish that Aang was exactly like he was the moment before you arrived.

Genie: Yes, of course(The genie finally returns Aang to normal)

Aang: It's about freaking time.

Genie: (looks at Sokka) And the last wish is yours. What do you wish for?

Sokka: I wish Aang was a Pony.

I love the kid, but he's a freakin' idiot

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gilvatar

[1464]Sep 11, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

Anyway, here you go. A genie joke fresh from the manure field.

Genie: I shall grant each of you one wish.

Katara: I wish I had a pony.

Genie: Your wish is my command(turns Aang into a pony)

Aang: HEY, WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!? NOW I HAVE TO WASTE MY WISH!! I WISH I WASN'T A PONY!!

Genie: Alright(Turns Aang into a chicken)

Aang: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!

Toph: Uh, now I have to waste my wish. I wish Aang was like he was before.

Genie: Done(Turns Aang back into a Pony)

Aang: Dang it.

Zuko: I can't return the avatar as a Pony. I wish Aang was human.

Genie: You got it(turns Aang into a Human baby)

Aang: WAHHHHHH!!!

Iroh: I can't let the only person who can beat my brother be a baby. I wish Aang was human and was the age he was??the second before you showed up.

Genie: Of course(Turns Aang back into his original age, but he changed Aang into a girl)

Aang: Oh no you didn't!

Bumi: I can't believe you idoits can't be specific enough. I wish that Aang was exactly like he was the moment before you arrived.

Genie: Yes, of course(The genie finally returns Aang to normal)

Aang: It's about freaking time.

Genie: (looks at Sokka) And the last wish is yours. What do you wish for?

Sokka: I wish Aang was a Pony.

Then Sokka got beat-ur by everyone, The End

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Breakflame
[1465]Sep 13, 2006
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Alright, Alright. I got it. Think of the song "The saga begins" by Weird Al Yankovich. Or I guess you could think of "American Pie" By whoever wrote it. I just like "The saga Begins" better. Anyway, it's to the tune of the song and is sung by Sokka.

A long, long time ago, in an air temple far away.

The airbenders were under an attack.

And we didn't lift a finger then

be-cause we thought that this was when

The avatar would finally come back

But his return it didn't happen

Cause he was in an iceberg nappin

All the airbenders died

Even Monk Gyatso fried

A hundred years had passed since then

and the war was still raging on when

Me and my sister found where he'd been

Oh yes, we found, this boy.

Oh, My, My, this here Avatar guy.

He's a Hero, not a Zero

Now we're not gonna die.

He left his home

And a hundred years went by,

But some-how his bison still knows how to fly

Oh his bison still knows how to fly

Did you know this hairless freak

Can't lift a thing because his arms are meek?

But he can bend the air, they say.

Ohhh, Do you see him hitting on my sis?

When he looks at her, he seems in bliss.

Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday

And I know he's gonna hafta fight

And I know he will be attacked on sight.

But we're at war, it's true,

So we decided to go tooOOOO!!!

He's a mid-pubescent arrowface

and the minute Appa flew away from our place

I knew we were in the spirit's grace.

Oh yes, thanks to, that boy.

And we were singing

Oh, My, My, this here Avatar guy.

He's a Hero, not a Zero

Now we're not gonna die.

He left his home

And a hundred years went by,

But some-how his bison still knows how to fly

Oh his bison still knows how to fly

Now we finally got to the North Pole

And Aang got to meet a face-stealing soul

But he kept his face, you see

But while he was there in the spirit world

The evil Zhao's plan had unfurled

and Aang's body had been stolen, you see

Now the North pole was pretty screwed, of course.

The moon was gone, they had lost their force.

because Zhao had killed that fish,

Against Uncle Iroh's wish.

But out of nowhere the Avatar appeared

And just like Uncle Iroh feared

The friend of the fish Zhao had seared

Gave strength to the Avatar.

And we were singing

Oh, My, My, this here Avatar guy.

He's a Hero, not a Zero

Now we're not gonna die.

He left his home

And a hundred years went by,

But some-how his bison still knows how to fly

Oh his bison still knows how to fly

He destroyed the massive fleets

With one or two mighty sweeps

of his newfound watery arms

And with that the battle stopped

The Water Tribe had almost flopped

Until the Avatar came and saved the daayyyyyyyyy

and in the end, that Zhao had died

The moon was back, but for that I cried

Cause Yue had to go

She became the Moon spirit though.

And the stupid Prince that I hate a lot,

had fought Katara, and for that he got,

The butt-whooping that he had sought

Whem he tried to steal, this boy.

And I was singing

My, My, this here Avatar guy.

He's a Hero, not a Zero

Now we're not gonna die.

He left his home

And a hundred years went by,

But some-how his bison still knows how to fly

Oh his bison still knows how to fly
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karatewolfpunk
[1467]Sep 18, 2006
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pooldude256: How come girls are always falling for you?

Sokka: Okay, promise you won't tell?

pooldude256: Promise.

Sokka: They love the lips. So I wear lipgloss to make them look irresistable.

pooldude256: Huh? That's...crazy.

Sokka: Now will you tell me why you have no luck with the ladies.

pooldude256: No.

Sokka: What?! Why not? What can be more embarassing than raspberry-flavored lipgloss?! (Jake looks at him.) I didn't mention that part, did I?

sluggmunki_tx: Glad to know that I'm not the only one who does that.
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Breakflame
[1468]Sep 18, 2006
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Ya know what, to keep this thread alive and to let me soothe my love parodying the parodys, I'm going to take Weird Al's songs and turn them Avatar style(like the one up near the top) I'm a big Weird Al fan, by the way.
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Airbenderluver
[1469]Sep 19, 2006
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Zuzu: Grrr
Ihro: What are you grumbiling about this time?
Zuzu: I dont want to go to this stupid ball thingie
Ihro: You have to. It is the law
Zuzu: >:[
Ihro: Besides, Song will be there
Zuzu storms away, he's really embarrased.
Later that day, only an hour before the ball...
ZUzu: I've decided i'm not going
Ihro: Didnt we have this argument before?
Zuzu: Yeah, but this time io mean it.
Ihro: Why
Zuzu: Song's ging with Jet
Ihro: WHAT?!
Zuzu: Yep so i'm not going.
Ihro: I dont believe this.
Zuzu: Since i dont have a date, i'm not going.
Just then, the Gaang walks in.
Aang: Sup Zuko, my home slice?
Zuzu: How many times do i have to tell you, the gansta thing aint working for you?
Aang: yeah i gess your right.
Zuzu: I know i'm right. i'm always right.
Ihro: What about the time when you swore a penguine was a
Zuzu: OKAY, not always, just most of the time.
Katara: Hey Zuko, want to go to the ball thingie with me tonight?
Zuzu: I'm not going
Sokka: Do you want to go with me?
*Disturbed and confused looks are shot at Sokka*
Sokka: I waas just kidding sheesh
Toph: Sokka, do you want to go with me?
Sokka: Sure Toph, why not? Zuko's to good for me.
(Zuko slowly inches away from Sokka)
Aang: I'm going with Suki
Sokka: HEY!
Aang: YOur going with Toph.
Zuzu: Katara, do you want to go with me?
Katara: I already asked you.
Zuzu: Well i thought about it for a while and it was the best idea i could come up with.
Katara: Okay Everyone went to the ball and was happy and got drunk and didi some stuff they might regret End
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Breakflame
[1470]Sep 23, 2006
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To save the thread, an avatar Parody of Weird Al's "Ebay", which in itself is a parody(Can't remember name) by the(shudder) backstreet boys. Trust me, the Weird Al parody is definitly better than the original. anyway, listen to Ebay and then compare.
A hyp-notized Jet
A king, who's a puppet
This stuff, happens everyday
Inside Ba Sing Se
Our house, is big there
But we, just don't care
About that, I have to say
It's weird in Ba Sing Se.
TELL ME WHY
They don't like to talk about war
TELL ME WHY
That Jo-di looks just like a whore
TELL ME WHY
They make war rumors "go away"
Inside Ba Sing Se
There's some-thing strange there
What's up, with that bear?
Just a bear, they all say
It's weird in Ba Sing Se
TELL ME WHY
Nobody knows where Appa's at
TELL ME WHY that freaky Jo-di smiles like that
TELL ME WHY
Nothing ever seems to go our way
Inside Ba Sing Se
This is not good, oh
Don't know what to do, no
nobody can help us out, WHOA-OH
Got scholars and nobles
and even the locals
Brainwashed from head to toe
We'll die
If we speak
About
The war streak
We'll Fly We'll Fly We'll Fly We'll Fly
Where the hell's Appa?
Fi-rebenders are at the wall
Earth-benders are gonna fall
But, we are not allowed to say
War within Ba Sing Se
GONNA DIE
If they don't stop being dumb
GONNA DIE
If they don't beat the war drum
GONNA DIE
Cause they just want to get their way
Inside Ba Sing Se
GONNA DIE
They should be getting prepared
Taking shelter and getting scared
THIS JUST SUCKS
The only way to save the day
Is banned in Ba Sing Se
What's wrong with Ba Sing Se?
Edited on 09/23/2006 3:12pm
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Breakflame
[1471]Sep 23, 2006
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Ya know, I'm a bit ticked that I've made two well-thought out parodies and this thread's giving me nothing.

I DEMAND ATTENTION, DARN IT!
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charleebrown
[1472]Sep 23, 2006
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Breakflame wrote:

Ya know, I'm a bit ticked that I've made two well-thought out parodies and this thread's giving me nothing. I DEMAND ATTENTION, DARN IT!

I think they are extremely funny! TOP JOB! Up high! 10/10! Awesome!
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sluggmunki_tx
[1473]Sep 23, 2006
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I'll comment. I've heard that BSB parody from Weird Al. Funny stuff And with Avatar? Nice job. It's too bad no one else is reading this. I think this thread has lost it I can't even come up with something.
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BiSheng
[1474]Sep 23, 2006
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Fire Lord Azulon to Ozia: I decided that I don't really want to take over the world. What would I do with it anyway?

Ozia: What?!

Azulon: Yeah all this Firelord stuff is bringing me down. Besides all I really want to do is dance!

Ozia: What-What!?!?

Azulon: *Begins to disco dance around the room and sing*
I know a place where the mood is just right
They've got the vibe and they're pumpin' it all night
When the heat is high (high)
And the lights are low (low)
And when you want it it's the only place you've gotta go

Just come on down to party town
And leave your reservations
At the bus stop baby
At the bus stop baby baby

Dance dance dance
Cmon and do it baby
Dance dance dance
Shake it up shake it down

Ozai: *Sneaks up behind him and stabs him in the heart*
*Notices Azula in the corner* It was for his own good.

Azula: I'm going to be a psychopath now, right.
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Breakflame
[1475]Sep 23, 2006
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Ok, I think I'm going to go after one of Weird Al's original songs now. Maybe the Night Santa went Crazy. I'm pretty sure I could pull that off. Then again, That's your horoscope for today would be massive fun to do.

Yes, I'm a Weird Al fan. Consequently, Has anyone heard White and Nerdy? It's f'n hilarious.
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Breakflame
[1476]Sep 23, 2006
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Oh yeah, I got it. I'll do "That's your horoscope for Today", but replace the Zodiac signs with characters.

TO THE SONG PLACE!
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Breakflame
[1477]Sep 24, 2006
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Alright, here's the newest of my??Avatar styled parody of one of??Weird Al's song. A parody of That's your horoscope for today.
SMELLERBEE
People are starting to think that you might not be the gender that's you say you are.
Start wearing dresses and skirts and grow some boobs to make yourself look more like a girl.
SOKKA
Every girl you ever fall in love with always seems to leave you hanging
You are nothing but comic relief, so don't be expecting anything good soon
ZUKO
The look on your face will be priceless when you read all the fanfiction of you and Katara
You life sucks ass and I suggest the suicide booth right across the street
IROH
You seem to like tea way too much-when you spill it you cry about it
The fans predict that by the end of season 2 you will die a horrible death
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY
KATARA
Everybody loves you and you have the ability to kick some major butt in a fight
You also are the closest thing to fan-service Nick-watchers well ever get to see.
SUKI
You're a secondary character who was only brought back to soothe Sokka's sadness
Run away as fast as you can cause as Sokka's girlfriend you are next on the death list
AANG
You are the avatar and as such you have a lot of responsability on ya, my friend
You're only twelve and you already have a water tribe girlfriend, you little white bald pimp
TY LEE??
The fans seem to have mixed feelings about you and your ability-you Mary Sue
Expect a big surprise today, when you find "clumps" of hair in your shower drain
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY
Now you may find completely stupid or at the very least just a bit nerdy that I have summed up your lives into a parody of a song made up by a very abnormal man and ya know you are probably correct on that assumption. Still let me give you my assurance that these ideas and predictions all are based on my own personal speculated evidence and you would have to be some kind of moron not realize that every single one of them is absolutely true
Where was I?
LONGSHOT
........................................................................... ......................................................................
TOPH BEIFONG
You better be glad that Suki isn't the jealous type or she would have let you drown, now
Work a little bit harder on improving your awful sandview, you sightless freak
FU-FU- CUDDLYPOOFS
You're one-shot character that the fans forgot about (Kill them)
Why didn't you try to help Sokka out of that crevice? You really could have tried
AZULA
The fans say that you're an unattracive, stupid B**** and they sure ain't lying
You probably gonna get killed by Zuko and never never never never never get mentioned again
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY
Edited on 09/24/2006 10:58am
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StaraeGhost9259

[1478]Sep 24, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

Alright, here's the newest Avatar styled parody of Weird Al's song. A parody of That's your horoscope for today. SMELLERBEE
People are starting to think that you might not be the gender that's you say you are.

Start wearing dresses and skirts and grow some boobs to make yourself look more like a girl.

SOKKA
Every girl you ever fall in love with always seems to leave you hanging

You are nothing but comic relief, so don't be expecting anything good soon

ZUKO
The look on your face will be priceless when you read all the fanfiction of you and Katara

You life sucks ass and I suggest the suicide booth right across the street IROH
You seem to like tea way too much-when you spill it you cry about it

The fans predict that by the end of season 2 you will die a horrible death THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY

THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY

KATARA
Everybody loves you and you have the ability to kick some major butt in a fight

You also are the closest thing to fan-service Nick-watchers well ever get to see.

SUKI
You're a secondary character who was only brought back to soothe Sokka's sadness

Run away as fast as you can cause as Sokka's girlfriend you are next on the death list

AANG
You are the avatar and as such you have a lot of responsability on ya, my friend

You're only twelve and you already have a water tribe girlfriend, you little white bald pimp

Ty Lee
The fans seem to have mixed feelings about you and your ability-you Mary Sue

Expect a big surprise today, when you find "clumps" of hair in your shower drain THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY

THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY

Now you may find completely stupid or at the very least just a bit nerdy that I have summed up your lives into a parody of a song made up by a very abnormal man and ya know you are probably correct on that assumption. Still let me give you my assurance that these ideas and predictions all are based on my own personal speculated evidence and you would have to be some kind of moron not realize that every single one of them is absolutely true

Where was I?

LONGSHOT
...........................................................................

......................................................................

TOPH BEIFONG
You better be glad that Suki isn't the jealous type or she would have let you drown, now

Work a little bit harder on improving your awful sandview, you sightless freak

FU-FU- CUDDLYPOOFS
You're one-shot character that the fans forgot about (Kill them)

Why didn't you try to help Sokka out of that crevice? You really could have tried

AZULA
The fans say that you're an unattracive, stupid B**** and they sure ain't lying

You probably gonna get killed by Zuko and never never never never never get mentioned again

THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY

THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY

THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY

THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
THAT'S YOUR SYNOPSIS FOR TODAY

First of all I LOVE that song. Second... that was some hilarious s*** !!!

I LOVED longshot's, suki's, tophs, smellerbee's, and aangs alot, but all of them were excellent! you rock lmao!!

homg im still laughing.

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sluggmunki_tx

[1479]Sep 24, 2006

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e-hero-will
[1480]Sep 24, 2006
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Zuko: *whacks Aang in the face with a giant crobar.*
Sokka: It needed to be done.

Iroh: Lu Ten, if I named you a name that was just one word would you of survived?

Katara: La De Da De Da, I'm so perfect.
Sokka: I wish she screamed at Aang more, that was fun.
Katara: Shut your word hole, I just sometimes wanna take this boomerang and-
Sokka: Ow, my heart.
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