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sluggmunki_tx

[1501]Oct 2, 2006

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karatewolfpunk wrote:

Zuko: ATTACK OF THE NEWBIES!!! AHHHHH!

Aang: What are newbies?

Katara: People who don't have any brains.

Aang: Oh no! It's Ba Seng Se all over again!

I'll be nice to y'all newbies. Here's something to help you out:

1. DO NOT make a thread yet (even if it's good), lots of longtime users will still diss you. Just wait a while until you're accepted in the tv.com Avatar community.

2. This is not nick.com.

3. Yes, we do know that we were all newbies at one point, BUT WHO CARES?? It's freshman year all over again! If you are a newbie freshman, then you're gonna have a tough year.

4. Listen to the upperclassmen jk

experienced users, if they said you did something wrong, then you did.

5. GET AN ICON!!! What screams out 'NEWBIEEEE!!!!!!' to us is if you don't have an icon. Go to preferences on the right hand corner of the page and you should know what to do from there. Once you have an icon, you will get better respect.

6. There are two social parts of tv.com - the forums AND the profiles. Create a profile and make friends, this will get you accepted faster. You can be friends with me if you like.

7. We're glad that Avatar is getting more famous and more people are coming here, but you guys need to learn the rules. Learn the rules and then have fun.

Nice. I hope the newbies will listen to you.

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Breakflame
[1502]Oct 3, 2006
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Howdy ho, campers. I'm back with an nice little diddy to make up for my lack of parody. It's a parody of the lesser-known Weird Al song "Everything you know is wrong", sang from Aang's perpective. Here it goes.

I was riding on my flying ten-ton bison

Everything was going pretty dog-gone good for me

When suddenly Sokka had to go to the restroom

and there was nothing but desert under us

And I said "Can't you hold it in my friend?" and

He said "No I can't. let me down"

So we pulled to the desert ground and he got off

I probably wouldn't mind if there were
Some trees he would be able to go behind

And as we are trying to avoid looking

I accidently saw something I really rather had not seen

because his underwear is not made for men

I saw Sokka in a thong

What I had seen was definitely wrong
I don't know why he was wearing it

Though it does explain a lot

I saw Sokka in a thong

What F$%#ing hell is going on?

I wish I could just forget that

I saw Sokka in a thong

I was captured by a Fire Nation General

While I was still reeling from that horrifying, terrible sight

But soon I was abducted my some freak in a blue mask

Who kinda looked like Prince Zuko

He held broadswords to my neck and said

"I'm gonna bring you to my dad"

But I smacked him with an air slap

and as a way of saying F$%# You

He threw a freaking fireball at

My face and I ducked real fast so I could avoid it

So then I unleashed a mini-tornado into His general vicinity and

His clothes started to rip off his body and

I saw another horrid sight

I saw Zuko in a thong

What I had seen was definitely wrong
I don't know why he was wearing it

Though it does explain a lot

I saw Zuko in a thong

What F$%#ing hell is going on?

I wish I could just forget that

I saw Zuko in a thong

I was just about to throw-up when things got worse for me and

My innocence, which was already Stripped away thanks to some images
That will haunt me for all my life

But as I was saying just a sec ago

Things only got worse

Because someone else decided that

They should join the newest fashion craze

And if you can't guess it was Iroh

Just imagine looking at the tub of lard
With a little tiny constricting piece of thin cloth

Over his area

I ran away scared crapless screaming

I saw Iroh in a thong

What I had seen was definitely wrong
I feel violated in every way possible

And I just puked all over the floor

But the simple fact remains that

I saw Iroh in a thong

What F$%#ing hell is going on?

I wish I could just forget that

I saw Iroh in a thong

I saw Iroh in a thong
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I hope you enjoyed this stampede through your innocence
Edited on 10/04/2006 7:38pm
Edited 3 total times.
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Breakflame
[1503]Oct 4, 2006
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Aang: Hey Katara, You suck.

Katara: (looks up at Aang) Mmphhmphhhmphhmhphpmmhphpmph
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LivingdarK
[1504]Oct 4, 2006
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zuko: aang you have huge ears.
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Breakflame
[1505]Oct 5, 2006
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All in all, you're just another BUMP in the wall
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sly4me
[1506]Oct 5, 2006
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Breakflame wrote:

Aang: Hey Katara, You suck. Katara: (looks up at Aang) Mmphhmphhhmphhmhphpmmhphpmph
And you used to be so good at this
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IdeaBender
[1507]Oct 6, 2006
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Sokka: Suki, you shouldn't sleep there. That ledge could give way any minute. You should sleep over here.
Suki: Sokka, I'm fine. I can take care of myself.
Sokka: (whispering) That was just an excuse. *says something inaudible*
Suki: *giggle* Oh!
Edited on 10/06/2006 5:37am
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Breakflame
[1508]Oct 7, 2006
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This is not only a stupid idea for a flavor, but also an extremely immature double entendre unsuitable for younger readers.

Aang: Mmm, Cherry-flavored Pringles: Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Katara: Oh aang.
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gilvatar
[1509]Oct 7, 2006
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one day none was coming to the tea shop. Iroh looks out the window. He looks across the street.

Iroh: a starbucks?
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karatewolfpunk

[1510]Oct 7, 2006

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Breakflame wrote:

This is not only a stupid idea for a flavor, but also an extremely immature double entendre unsuitable for younger readers.

Aang: Mmm, Cherry-flavored Pringles: Once you pop, you just can't stop.
Katara: Oh aang.

omg

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karatewolfpunk
[1511]Oct 7, 2006
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gilvatar wrote:

one day none was coming to the tea shop. Iroh looks out the window. He looks across the street.

Iroh: a starbucks?

so true
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Breakflame
[1512]Oct 7, 2006
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Alright, it's time for a little of my own parody. I'm parodying, not a Weird Al song/parody, but The All-American Rejects "Move along". It's a character piece, which means that it's a song, not sung by a character, but about a character. In this case, it's Toph Bei Fong. See where the parody is? And to be more specific, it's about her struggle with the people around her who thinks she's a little weakling.
All they ever see in her is her meekness
When she falls everyone screams
She no longer suffers from a sightless weakness
But she's still handled with
Hands that keep a hold
Make her do what she's told
Shut them up
When will they notice she is strong
Toph Bei Fong, Toph Bei Fong, Master Earthbender
She could kick your ass all the day long
Toph Bei Fong, Toph Bei Fong, so don't mess with her
Toph Bei Fong
Toph Bei Fong
And one day, she got tired of just sitting
Doing nothing just made her cry
So she went to find something much more fitting
Than being controlled by
Hands that keep a hold
Make her do what she's told
Shut them up
When will they notice she is strong
Toph Bei Fong, Toph Bei Fong, Master Earthbender
She could kick your ass all the day long
Toph Bei Fong, Toph Bei Fong, so don't mess with her
Toph Bei Fong
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Guards always tag along, with Toph Bei Fong
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
Guards always tag along, with Toph Bei Fong
(Bei Fong, Bei Fong, Bei Fong)
When will they notice she is strong
Toph Bei Fong, Toph Bei Fong, Master Earthbender
She could kick your ass all the day long
Toph Bei Fong, Toph Bei Fong, so don't mess with her
When will they notice she is strong
Toph Bei Fong, Toph Bei Fong, Master Earthbender
She could kick your ass all the day long
Toph Bei Fong, Toph Bei Fong, so don't mess with her
When will they notice she is strong
Toph Bei Fong, Toph Bei Fong, Master Earthbender
She could kick your ass all the day long
Toph Bei Fong, Toph Bei Fong, so don't mess with her
(Go on, go on, go on, go on)
She'll prove them all wrong
Toph Bei Fong
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There we go. Whatcha think?
Edited on 10/07/2006 8:52pm
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Breakflame
[1513]Oct 8, 2006
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Aang: (holds up 3 fingers) Hey Toph, how many fingers am I holding up? (looks over Toph's shoulder at the lake to see a bathing Katara)

Toph: Four
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Breakflame
[1514]Oct 9, 2006
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Well, this is the last time I try to save this thread. Wonder if it will work.

Why don't you tell me if it works?
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karatewolfpunk
[1515]Oct 9, 2006
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Breakflame wrote:

Aang: (holds up 3 fingers) Hey Toph, how many fingers am I holding up? (looks over Toph's shoulder at the lake to see a bathing Katara)

Toph: Four

I don't get it. : Call me stupid.

*Iroh is trying to protect Katara from a dude who is trying to hurt her* whatever

Iroh: Don't hurt her. She is just a little girl. Little girls make mistakes. I mean if little girls didn't make mistakes, then there wouldn't be any more little girls.
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Breakflame
[1516]Oct 9, 2006
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[QUOTE="karatewolfpunk"]
Breakflame wrote:

Aang: (holds up 3 fingers) Hey Toph, how many fingers am I holding up? (looks over Toph's shoulder at the lake to see a bathing Katara)

Toph: Four

I don't get it. : Call me stupid.QUOTE]

Ok, stupid(you said I could call you that). Ever heard of the 11th finger?
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karatewolfpunk

[1517]Oct 9, 2006

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[QUOTE="Breakflame"]

karatewolfpunk wrote:

Breakflame wrote:

Aang: (holds up 3 fingers) Hey Toph, how many fingers am I holding up? (looks over Toph's shoulder at the lake to see a bathing Katara)

Toph: Four

I don't get it.

: Call me stupid.QUOTE]

Ok, stupid(you said I could call you that). Ever heard of the 11th finger?

noooope!

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Breakflame
[1518]Oct 9, 2006
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Well, It starts with D and ends with K
Alternately, It starts with P and ends with S
AKA It starts with C and ends with K
It can also start with We and end with ner
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AvatarLover14
[1519]Oct 9, 2006
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Haha i get it...wow that took me a loooong time
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karatewolfpunk
[1520]Oct 9, 2006
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Breakflame wrote:

Well, It starts with D and ends with K
Alternately, It starts with P and ends with S
AKA It starts with C and ends with K
It can also start with We and end with ner

Oh, literally after HOURS I finally get it
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