Katara: Hey guys, did you hear? Another guy got a girl pregnant down at the park last week. Sokka, you should be careful.
Sokka: The park? That's where me and my girlfriend-- La... dins... cha... go to make out...
Katara: Well you and Ladinscha be sure to use protec--(Starts to laugh) Make sure to--(Laughs more) Oh, you little liar!

*Soka runs away crying*

Aang: *With huge sideburns* He SERIOUSLY needs to get laid.

Katara: I'm bored.
Zuko: Me too.
Haru: Me three.
Sokka: I'm hungry.
Aang: I have a joke.
Katara: Well, then tell us.
Aang: Haru, Sokka, and Zuko were on a boat together, then it started sinking. To keep it up, they had to throw something overboard. Sokka threw out some sea prunes and said 'We have too many of these in our nation.' Zuko threw out some roast duck and said 'We have too many of these in our nation.' Haru threw out Zuko and said 'We have too many of these in our nation.' (Laughs so hard.)
Sokka: That's not funny! I'm leaving! (Leaves)
Katara: Me too!
Haru: Don't forget to include me! (Leaves)
Zuko: Aang, you are so racist! (Leaves)

Later that day(after my last one)

Sokka: Now why'd you do that to the poor kid? You know he loves you.
Katara: I'm sorry, but it was hilarious.
Sokka: thats not the point. he's the Avatar. you shouldn't do that.
Katara: alright.
Sokka: okay then


Sokka: Wanna go make him think he still wets the bed?
Katara: You know it.

I think I'm having a little too much fun torturing Aang.

Nice one.

Katara: Aang, look, Another Airbender!!!
Aang: REALLY!?!?!
Katara: Made ya look.
Aang: Why do you do this to me?!?!

Like I said before, I have too much fun torturing Aang.

All these quotes are absolutely funny. I should come up with one but I still can't think of one

*Sokka back from a date with some girl*
Girl: Sokka, next time we go hiking, make sure you bring a blanket. I think i have a twig in my shorts.
Aang: What a conincidense, so does Sokka!
Katara: Nice burn!
Girl: *Give Katara a death glare*You better watch your back, little girl.
Katara: Really? Cause i think YOU should stop spending so much time, on YOURS!
Sokka: BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!!!!!!!!!
Girl: *The girl looks at him*
Sokka: I'm sorry, i just got carried away by the super-good burn.

does everything have to be funny o_O

Just for fun. Bump

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I.R.S. Representative:Well sir, I'm afraid that your not qualified for a tax refund.
Zuko:AAAHHHHH... ohh sorry, i still haven't gotten over the loss of party of five.
I.R.S.: Well as I was saying you are not getting a tax refund.
Zuko:AAAHHHHHH... oh Party of Five. What were you saying?
IRS: You're not intitled for a tax refund.
Zuko: AAHHHHH!
IRS: Was that for Party of Five again?
Zuko: No, that was for my tax refund! What the hell is Party of Five!?
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Zuko: Look at this, Katara, see right here [points in book], I was voted most likely to succeed!
Katara: Zuko, that's not you. That's not even a yearbook, it's a People magazine.
Zuko: Oh, I wondered why they had the wrong picture and name.
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Iroh: Hello, 911? It's Iroh. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time.
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Zuko: Uncle, did you read the fine print on this loan contract?
Iroh: Um, if by "read" you mean imagined a naked lady, then, yes.
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Katara: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Aang: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells
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Bumi: You see kids your father is nothing but a fizzle!
Ozai: Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it! Except that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran off. He got away with it. But most people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it. Well, actually, that guy who got away with it was the only one who ever called me a fizzle. After today ... only half the people who ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it.
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Song: What's going on down here?
Sokka: Oh, we're playing house.
Song: Zuko's all tied up.
Sokka: Roman Polanski's house

Katara: it says "love is strongest in the dark"...mabey we should kiss?
Aang: mabey we should...

-both share a meaningful moment staring into the dimming light of eachothers eyes. -all goes black-

-15 minutes later-

Katara: -sexy voice- OOHHhh! you BAD boy!
Aang: c'mon baby...you know you want to...

-sokka walks in-

Sokka: hey you guys i found an extra candle!
Aang and Katara: AAAUUGGGHHHHH!!!! -gather clothes-
Sokka: WHAT THE F***!?!?*&%$# -faints-
-katara sideglances Aang, shrugs, and blows out the candle-
Aang: -in the darkness- I like you better this way Katara... heh...

you people have sick minds... but you are all so FUNNY!!!!

Aang: Guys, a comet is coming to strengthen the Fire benders enough to kill us all. but I do have some good news
Katara: What is it?
Aang: I ju
Sokka: If you say you just saved car insurance by switching to Geico, I'll kill you.

Zuko: Aang, the doctor says my um... 'love juice' will cease to be made by my body in a few weeks because of some disease i got. How will i ever have babies.
Aang: Well, you COULD criogenically freeze some of it and store it for later use.
Zuko: Nah, freezing stuff has never worked out for me before. Remember that time i tried freezing my nuts?
*Flashback. Scrat from Ice age is trying to rip from the ice some frozen nuts*
Zuko: On top of the ice glacier side* Hey, hey! NO! NO! Those are MY nuts! NO! Aw, you're just hungry... NO. Leave my nuts alone. Ahhh!*Scrat jumps on him and attacks him off-camera* MY NUTS!