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    supersonicfan01

    [281]Feb 5, 2006
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    *Barges in, closes the door but it stays open. Hits it and it's open. Gets mad and shuts it with both hands. Goes and sits in the couch*

    Aang: Dare i ask what's wrong?
    Victor: Yes.
    Aang: What's wrong?
    Victor: I did it with three girls.
    Aang: You did it with three girls?! At the same time?!
    Victor: (Gets madder) Yes.
    Aang: Then why are you so mad? Who did you do it with.

    Victor: Katara, Katrina and Debbie.
    Aang: *Has seizure* You did it with them?! Why are you so mad if you just had *** with three girls at the same time?!
    Victor: What? What he heck are you talking about?
    Aang: You said you did it with them!
    Victor: I'm talking about arm wrestling! They had to jump in and save my butt against this fat girl!

    (Sorry, not too funny, i know.)
    Edited on 02/05/2006 4:26pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [282]Feb 5, 2006
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    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    *Barges in, closes the door but it stays open. Hits it and it's open. Gets mad and shuts it with both hands. Goes and sits in the couch*

    Aang: Dare i ask what's wrong?
    Victor: Yes.
    Aang: What's wrong?
    Victor: I did it with three girls.
    Aang: You did it with three girls?! At the same time?!
    Victor: (Gets madder) Yes.
    Aang: Then why are you so mad? Who did you do it with.

    Victor: Katara, Katrina and Debbie.
    Aang: *Has seizure* You did it with them?! Why are you so mad if you just had *** with three girls at the same time?!
    Victor: What? What he heck are you talking about?
    Aang: You said you did it with them!
    Victor: I'm talking about arm wrestling! They had to jump in and save my butt against this fat girl!

    (Sorry, not too funny, i know.)


    Hey that's not that bad. I'm thinking of one right now but I'll post it later when I finish.
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    karatewolfpunk

    [283]Feb 5, 2006
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    Wow, that's so wierd. I'm stronger than most boys and beat almost every one of them in arm wrestling xD
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    vegeta27

    [284]Feb 5, 2006
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    Anng:Momo don't eat that!It gives animals the ability to talk!

    Momo:Hello Anng.

    Anng:Uh-oh

    Zuko:Hello Avatar.

    Anng:Oh this day can't get any worse...

    Katara: Prince Zuko your so hot!

    Zuko:So are you.{Zuko and Katara kiss}

    Anng:It just got worse.

    Paperboy:Here Mr.Anng here's your Sunday paper.

    Anng:{Sigh}I hate Sundays.
    Edited on 02/06/2006 5:38am
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    karatewolfpunk

    [285]Feb 5, 2006
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    I had such a wierd day that when I was naked in the shower, it felt like I wasn't alone. Creepy...

    The girls in NJ (girls in general) are so preppy and girly! They're a hundered times worse than Nicole on Zoey 101 and those two popular girls on Unfabulous. Some of them are even throwing parties so they can miss the Super Bowl!!!!!!!

    Katara: Danmbd!
    KAtrina: What was that?
    KAtara: I cussed.
    Aang: What?! (KAtrina and Aang break into laughter)
    Katara: What is so funny?
    Katara: YOu can't cuss!
    Katara: What are you talking about you female dog?!
    Katrina (laughing): Oh god Katara, it's b*t#h! (Laughing turns into snorting)
    Aang (laughing): You messed up so badly that you made Katrina snort!
    Katara: SHE SNORTS ALMOST EVERY TIME SHE LAUGHS!!!! Watch. (Turns to Katrina) Eric is hot.
    Katrina: (Snorts and goes into an unconmtrollable fit of laughter) GOD, ERIC IS HOT! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! IT'S ALMOST LIKE SAYING HE'S STRAIGHT!
    Aang: You still can't cuss.
    Katara: YES I CAN YOU SON OF AN @$$! (Aang and Katrina laugh really hard)
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [286]Feb 5, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    I had such a wierd day that when I was naked in the shower, it felt like I wasn't alone. Creepy...

    The girls in NJ (girls in general) are so preppy and girly! They're a hundered times worse than Nicole on Zoey 101 and those two popular girls on Unfabulous. Some of them are even throwing parties so they can miss the Super Bowl!!!!!!!

    Katara: Danmbd!
    KAtrina: What was that?
    KAtara: I cussed.
    Aang: What?! (KAtrina and Aang break into laughter)
    Katara: What is so funny?
    Katara: YOu can't cuss!
    Katara: What are you talking about you female dog?!
    Katrina (laughing): Oh god Katara, it's b*t#h! (Laughing turns into snorting)
    Aang (laughing): You messed up so badly that you made Katrina snort!
    Katara: SHE SNORTS ALMOST EVERY TIME SHE LAUGHS!!!! Watch. (Turns to Katrina) Eric is hot.
    Katrina: (Snorts and goes into an unconmtrollable fit of laughter) GOD, ERIC IS HOT! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! IT'S ALMOST LIKE SAYING HE'S STRAIGHT!
    Aang: You still can't cuss.
    Katara: YES I CAN YOU SON OF AN @$$! (Aang and Katrina laugh really hard)


    Eric: *hits his kneee against the coffee table* S**t, motherf**ker, damn f**king piece of s**t bast*rd, f**kin' table f**kin hit my f**king knee. S** O* A B***H!
    Katara: OMG, Eric just cussed too.
    Katrina: Don't worry. He always cusses.
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    supersonicfan01

    [287]Feb 6, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    I had such a wierd day that when I was naked in the shower, it felt like I wasn't alone. Creepy...

    The girls in NJ (girls in general) are so preppy and girly! They're a hundered times worse than Nicole on Zoey 101 and those two popular girls on Unfabulous. Some of them are even throwing parties so they can miss the Super Bowl!!!!!!!

    Katara: Danmbd!
    KAtrina: What was that?
    KAtara: I cussed.
    Aang: What?! (KAtrina and Aang break into laughter)
    Katara: What is so funny?
    Katara: YOu can't cuss!
    Katara: What are you talking about you female dog?!
    Katrina (laughing): Oh god Katara, it's b*t#h! (Laughing turns into snorting)
    Aang (laughing): You messed up so badly that you made Katrina snort!
    Katara: SHE SNORTS ALMOST EVERY TIME SHE LAUGHS!!!! Watch. (Turns to Katrina) Eric is hot.
    Katrina: (Snorts and goes into an unconmtrollable fit of laughter) GOD, ERIC IS HOT! THAT'S A GOOD ONE! IT'S ALMOST LIKE SAYING HE'S STRAIGHT!
    Aang: You still can't cuss.
    Katara: YES I CAN YOU SON OF AN @$$! (Aang and Katrina laugh really hard)


    I had another seisure at the beggining.
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    supersonicfan01

    [288]Feb 6, 2006
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    Zuko, Aang, and Eric are sitting in a couch. They hear some screaming and then some banging on the door. After a long time "open the door!" and "OMG let us in!" the noise stopped and Eric went to open the door. Sokka and Victor were there covered in make-up and bruises all over. They had mad faces as they came in very irritated.

    Sokka: Well thanks for opning the door in time, you son of a b****!

    *Everyone except Victor and Sokk laugh.*

    Victor: It's NOT funny!

    Sokka: The little guy in my pants just suffered a horrible beating!

    *More laughter*

    Zuko: What the heck did you do? *Laughs more*

    Victor: Well, syaing what we did requieres someone who is already a loser and will loose no dignity by saying what happened. So... go Sokka.

    Sokka: Ok, we-- did you just insult me?

    Victor: Just do it!

    Sokka: We were at the park looking for some girls... we tripped on this hose, fell into some trashcans and rolled down a hill. Then we landed on some feminists who thought we were hobo's here to rape them... and they just beat us up out side you three sons of three b******!

    *More laughter*

    Victor: Don't be fooled, whilest in the fight, i got aaaaaaaall the way to second base.

    Sokka: They forced ME to MY third base!

    *Everyone but Sokka laughs*
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    aznwzkd

    [289]Feb 6, 2006
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    supersonicfan01 wrote:
    Zuko, Aang, and Eric are sitting in a couch. They hear some screaming and then some banging on the door. After a long time "open the door!" and "OMG let us in!" the noise stopped and Eric went to open the door. Sokka and Victor were there covered in make-up and bruises all over. They had mad faces as they came in very irritated.

    Sokka: Well thanks for opning the door in time, you son of a b****!

    *Everyone except Victor and Sokk laugh.*

    Victor: It's NOT funny!

    Sokka: The little guy in my pants just suffered a horrible beating!

    *More laughter*

    Zuko: What the heck did you do? *Laughs more*

    Victor: Well, syaing what we did requieres someone who is already a loser and will loose no dignity by saying what happened. So... go Sokka.

    Sokka: Ok, we-- did you just insult me?

    Victor: Just do it!

    Sokka: We were at the park looking for some girls... we tripped on this hose, fell into some trashcans and rolled down a hill. Then we landed on some feminists who thought we were hobo's here to rape them... and they just beat us up out side you three sons of three b******!

    *More laughter*

    Victor: Don't be fooled, whilest in the fight, i got aaaaaaaall the way to second base.

    Sokka: They forced ME to MY third base!

    *Everyone but Sokka laughs*


    Hahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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    karatewolfpunk

    [290]Feb 6, 2006
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    ***************************** THE **********************************STEELERS!!!!!!!

    There was this one girl who asked who won the Super Bowl, and one of her friends said the Steelers, and she asked if those were the ones from Pittsburgh !!!!!!!!!! I mean seriously!!!

    KAtara: YES, THE STEELERS WON!!!!!!! Debbie, the money?
    Debbie: DAMN! (Hands $20 to Katara)
    Katara: IN YO' FACE KATRINA!!!
    Katrina: What did I say?! I knew the Steelers would win, but I hoped the prediction would be wrong and the Seahawks would! *For real, that really happened*
    Katara (mockingly) : Aren't you gonna try to punch me? (Waves money in Katrina's face)
    KAtrina: No, (shakes Katara's hand) congratulations. You deserved it.
    Katara: Oh, thanks. Now I feel so bad.
    Katrina (smirking): That's okay. (To Debbie) RUN!
    Debbie: What?!
    KAtrina: RUN!!!!! (Katrina drags Debbie while running)
    Debbie: What is it?!
    Katrina: I got your money back, (hands Debbie $20) and got $30 more!!!!!!!
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [291]Feb 6, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    ***************************** THE **********************************STEELERS!!!!!!!

    There was this one girl who asked who won the Super Bowl, and one of her friends said the Steelers, and she asked if those were the ones from Pittsburgh !!!!!!!!!! I mean seriously!!!

    KAtara: YES, THE STEELERS WON!!!!!!! Debbie, the money?
    Debbie: DAMN! (Hands $20 to Katara)
    Katara: IN YO' FACE KATRINA!!!
    Katrina: What did I say?! I knew the Steelers would win, but I hoped the prediction would be wrong and the Seahawks would! *For real, that really happened*
    Katara (mockingly) : Aren't you gonna try to punch me? (Waves money in Katrina's face)
    KAtrina: No, (shakes Katara's hand) congratulations. You deserved it.
    Katara: Oh, thanks. Now I feel so bad.
    Katrina (smirking): That's okay. (To Debbie) RUN!
    Debbie: What?!
    KAtrina: RUN!!!!! (Katrina drags Debbie while running)
    Debbie: What is it?!
    Katrina: I got your money back, (hands Debbie $20) and got $30 more!!!!!!!


    Oh, man! You beat me to the chase. I was going to write something like that about the Steelers winning *still pissed about them while saying spanish curse word* But hey, .
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    karatewolfpunk

    [292]Feb 6, 2006
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    In first period (science), my teacher gave us cupcakes! I had forgotten what they tasted like!!!! In Spanish, since I had one of the highest averages, I got a Clifford Spanish/English book! YAY! I like big red dogs!
    Last night, after I got a little over Seattle's loss (had to listen to music for a while to calm me down), I was thnking I would make a good prosititute! Even scarier, I ACTUALLY CONSIDERED IT FOR MY FUTURE FOR A FEW SECONDS!!!!!! I said no, but my mind was like it's bad but think of all of the money you would make, and I was like true but I have other things planned, then my mind told me about how hot I am and how much guys would pay to do me, but then I said to it that I could get arrested and I won! Sabrina tried to help me. She is such a good tortoise!

    Victor: Katrina, can you get me some whipped cream?
    Katrina: Sure. (Walks to refrigerator and gets out a can of whipped cream.)
    Victor: WHOA!!!!!!!
    KAtrina: (Strips off her clothes and glides on whipped cream) (Sexy voice) I know you want me. Come and get it.
    Eric (Drooling): God!!!!!!
    KAtrina: Victor? Victor? (Victor finds that Katrina is fully-clothed anddoing nothing sexy *except for being herself *) Why are you looking at me like that?

    Wow, that was sure non-Avatar!

    Aang: Yeah, she always leaves me out.
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    supersonicfan01

    [293]Feb 6, 2006
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    OMG! I totally didn't expect that ending! But i was thinking all of that throughout the entire joke!

    Call the doctor! I'm getting a seizure again!
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [294]Feb 6, 2006
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    karatewolfpunk wrote:
    In first period (science), my teacher gave us cupcakes! I had forgotten what they tasted like!!!! In Spanish, since I had one of the highest averages, I got a Clifford Spanish/English book! YAY! I like big red dogs!
    Last night, after I got a little over Seattle's loss (had to listen to music for a while to calm me down), I was thnking I would make a good prosititute! Even scarier, I ACTUALLY CONSIDERED IT FOR MY FUTURE FOR A FEW SECONDS!!!!!! I said no, but my mind was like it's bad but think of all of the money you would make, and I was like true but I have other things planned, then my mind told me about how hot I am and how much guys would pay to do me, but then I said to it that I could get arrested and I won! Sabrina tried to help me. She is such a good tortoise!

    Victor: Katrina, can you get me some whipped cream?
    Katrina: Sure. (Walks to refrigerator and gets out a can of whipped cream.)
    Victor: WHOA!!!!!!!
    KAtrina: (Strips off her clothes and glides on whipped cream) (Sexy voice) I know you want me. Come and get it.
    Eric (Drooling): God!!!!!!
    KAtrina: Victor? Victor? (Victor finds that Katrina is fully-clothed anddoing nothing sexy *except for being herself *) Why are you looking at me like that?

    Wow, that was sure non-Avatar!

    Aang: Yeah, she always leaves me out.


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    aznwzkd

    [295]Feb 6, 2006
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    supersonicfan01 wrote:


    Call the doctor! I'm getting a seizure again!


    You too?
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    air_gurl13

    [296]Feb 7, 2006
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    aznwzkd wrote:
    supersonicfan01 wrote:


    Call the doctor! I'm getting a seizure again!


    You too?
    *steps in and sees two guys on the floor having a seizure*
    Debbie (me): Zuko did you give them the wrong pills again. They're supposed to take the ones for preventing them from having seizures not the ones for having seizures.
    Zuko: My bad. *he walks in*
    Me: What are we going to do now? Why do we have one for having seizures anyway?
    Zuko: I don't know.
    Iroh: *walks in* Those are mine. *leaves*
    Zuko: Uncle come back here! *follows Iroh*
    Me: Now what?
    *By this time foam is coming out of they're mouth*
    Jun: I can help.
    Me: Really?
    Jun: Yeah look *she commands her pet to paralyze them*
    Me: That's better thanks.
    Jun: No problem *walks away*
    Zuko: *Comes back in with the pills* got them back.
    Jun: Oh those are mine.
    Not funny I know but I wanted to make fun of the two boys who are having seizures lol.
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    supersonicfan01

    [297]Feb 7, 2006
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    Victor: Why haven't you called the doctor yet?! *More zeizures*
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    sluggmunki_tx

    [298]Feb 7, 2006
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    Eric: *walks in* You got any Benadryl? *sees the two guys having seizures* What the hell is going on here?
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    karatewolfpunk

    [299]Feb 7, 2006
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    School today went by fast! It almost seemed like an hour ago when I was putting my clothes back on. I have a gazillion projects to do! I think my social studies teacher thought I did an assignment which I really didn't do. I hope so. No work, perfect grade

    Victor: Debbie, can you make me an ice cream sundae?
    Debbie: Of course! (Gets out ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and a cherry.)
    Victor: OMG!!!!!
    Debbie: (Is naked and covered in ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and is sucking on the cherry.) Here it is, your 'I scream sundae.'
    Victor: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
    Debbie: Victor? Victor? (Victor sees Debbie being nonsexy) What happened? It almost seemed like you wanted to eat me!

    Aang: Why do you never use me?
    Katrina: You're small.
    Aang: What do you mean by small?
    Katrina: Between your legs.
    Aang: WHAT?! THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU USE ERIC?!
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    Katuko

    [300]Feb 7, 2006
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    So this has nothing to do with avatar, but I still found these moments fairly amusing. I suppose that's why the term 'pointing out the obvious' is needed..

    During Math
    Srot - Can I borrow your white out?
    Mei - ...why?
    Srot- To white...something out?
    Me - ...*headdesk*

    and that's not even the end of it>>

    At Lunch
    I was talking with my friend Hera and we were testing out how bad her vision would be without her glasses. (Yes I know, symptoms of extreme boredrom).

    Me - Can you read the word snapple? *glances at the snapple machine*
    Hera - Where?
    Me - ...ON THE SNAPPLE MACHINE!

    Now switch that around to avatar characters and this post will belong^^

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