Ok here's another one.
Eric: So I did it with Katara yesterday.
Aang: Really I thought I did?
Zuko: Yeah we had 3 rounds.
Victor: Well I did it with Katara and Katrina.
Eric: Whoa! Nice man I've been trying to nail them both at the same time. Congrats.
Victor: Same time? I did it them seperatly.
Eric: Oh well that's not much fun. Well the only threesome I've done is me, Zuko, and Victor. That was great I never felt more alive than that since I've done it with my tuba. Thinking of which I haven't done with a long time. (A day) *Eric runs into his room and gets a tuba and starts making loud noises* AHHHH! OHHH!! OMG!!
Aang, Zuko, and Victor all get turned on and decide to join with Eric.
Mwahahahahaaaaa!! Let me just say that Aang, Zuko, and Victor were not the only ones turned on by this story.

You are a sick girl! All females are sick! SICK! SICK I SAY! J/k.

Katara: You think my breast milk's gross?
Debbie: Oh, this should be fun.
Eric: No no, Katara... it's just that I don't think breast milk is for adults.
Zuko: Although, the packaging does appeal to adults and kids alike.
Sokka: Look, would you guys grow up? This is the most natural beautiful thing in the world.
Aang: Yeah, we know, but there's a baby sucking on it.
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Katara: I will have the [ahem] (Speaks softly) side salad.
Waiter: And what will that be on the side of?
Katara: I don't know; why don't you just put it right here next to my water?
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Eric: Let me get this straight. He got you to beg to sleep with him, he got you to say he never has to call you again, and he got you thinking this was a great idea?
Katara: Mm... hmm.
Eric: This man is my god!
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Katara: Come on, give me five more. Five more.
Zuko: (weakly) No.
Katara: Five more and I'll flash you.
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Zuko: Aang, listen. I got two words for you: Threesome.
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All very good ones...

Katara: Time to feed the baby. (Lifts shirt and Victor and Aang look away)
Eric: What's wrong guys?
Aang: Breastfeeding!
Eric: What are you talking about? It's the most beautiful thing in the world!
Victor: Yeah, but the baby's head is blocking it!
Eric: Just ask Katara a few questions. (Victor and Aang walk nervously to Katara with Eric following.)
Aang: Did it hurt?
Katara: At first it was strange, but now I'm used to it.
Victor: Is there enough milk for it?
KAtara: Of course.
Aang: If the baby blows in it, does the other one get bigger? (Eric pushes Aang away)

*Katara and Eric are in bed*
Eric: Ready for round 2.
Katara: *breathless* Yeah.
Eric: AHHHHHH!!!!! OOHHHH! OMG!!!!
Katara: Umm honey we haven't started yet.
Eric: Oh...
WTF is wrong with me today! I've been turned on ever since I've started writing!

That reminds me of the episode where everyone is remembering stuff and they show when Monica lost her viginity. I forgot who she lost it to but when they were gonna do it again the guy made all these sex noises and she tells him that's the couch!

(Katrina comes of a room at night only wearing a bra.)
Victor: All right.
KAtrina: (screams) What are you doing?! (Covers lower area)
Victor: What ar you doing almost naked in Eric's room?
Katrina: That's between Katara and I! OH! DAMN!
Katara: Katrina, where are you? (Comes out with a blanket covering her naked body.)
Victor: EEWWWW!
Katara: OH! Katrina, did he find out about us?!
KAtrina: (hastily nods) Uh-huh!
Eric: (opens door into apartment) HEY! WTF?!
Katara: WE CAN EXPLAIN!!!!!
KAtrina (interrupts): Victor is trying to have sex with us!
Eric: (angrily turns to Victor) I leave you alone with these two girls, and you try to do them?! Especially my wife?!
Victor: BUT -
Eric: No buts! Blah, blah, blah, blah... (Katara and
Katrina sneak into room to have a hot and steamy sex.)

That was funny! Usually it'd be a turn on!

*It's snowing outside and everyone is playing*
Aang: Look Debbie I made a snow angel.
Debbie: That's great want some cocoa to warm you up.
Aang: Sure but you know what else warms me up. *Has a mischievious grin on*
Debbie: Yep, come on I think Eric's bed is free.
*Debbie and Aang run inside the house*
Eric: Hey Zuko got a moment.
Zuko: What do you want, you peasant?
Eric: Hey who you calling a peasant?
Zuko: Oh, I don't know? Is there another idiot here who plays the trombone?
Eric: I'll have you know........ Oh, forget it. Could you do me a favor?
Zuko: Whatever.
Eric: Great! Can you make this snowman into an ice sculpture of Katara?
Zuko: Ok, stand back. *He firebends* There.
Katara: Oh! Zuko that's beautiful! Is that me?
Zuko: Yeah well.... Ummm.... Yeah I made it for you.
Eric: *Shoots Zuko a nasty look* Hey!
Katara: Hey Zuko I need some warming up do you want to help?
Zuko: Sure! My room is free.
*Zuko and Katara walk away and Zuko sticks his tongue out at Eric*
Eric: Great I'm alone. Hmmmm how about Debbie.
Debbie: *From somewhere far away* Oh Aang no wonder you won first place!
Aang: Well I do eat my vitamins.
Debbie: Oh wow, you can sure tell! Ready for round 4!
Aang: I'm always ready baby!
*More giggling and moaning*
Eric: Well not her. Hmmmm Katara is with Zuko.
*Somewhere far away*
Katara: Oh Zuko!!!
Zuko: Ahhhhh!!!!!! I can't help myself!
Katara: Ah! Ah! Ahhhh!!!!
Zuko: I'm almost there!
Katara: Ohhhhhh!!!! I think you got there! Now work your way out!
Zuko: Ok I'm out.
Katara: I don't know how you got last place I think that they are awesome.
Zuko: I'd don't know either.
Katara: Come on we still have to try this one.
*More Giggling and moaning*
Eric: Hmmm how about Katrina?
*Somewhere far away*
Katrina: Oh Victor keep on going!
Victor: Anything for you baby!!
Katrina: Ahhhhhh!!!!!!! Ah, you're there! You broke the record no one has ever gotten that deep.
Victor: Want to break that record?
Katrina: I'm up for it!
Victor: Let's go! Hold on let me adjust myself. Ok who's going on top?
Katrina: I'll go!
*Even more giggling and moaning*
Eric: *sighs* Now what. I know my tuba!
*Runs to his room and walks in*
Eric: Ahhhhhhh!!!
Debbie: Oh hi Eric.
Aang: Hi, we're kind of in the middle of something do you mind?
Eric: Why are you guys doing it in my room!?
Debbie: Ummmm........ I like the suspension of almost getting caught.
Aang: Me too.
Debbie: Don't want to be a bother but can you leave.
Eric: Ok let me get my tuba.
*Is about to leave*
Eric: Oh Aang I like you're boxers *Points to the flying bison print boxers on the floor*
Aang: Thanks
*Eric leaves and closes the door and the moaning continues*
Eric: Come on tuba just you and me he steps into Katara's room.
*Moaning starts*
Eric: Ahhhhhh!!!!! Uhhhhhhh!!!!!!!! Ohhh!! OMG!!

What's been going on while I was gone????!!!!!

*Sokka and Aang are sitting next to a telephone. It rings.*

Aang: Aren't you gonna answer that.
Sokka: No.
Aang: Why not?
Sokka: Because phones are scary man!
Aang: What do you mean?
Sokka: I can hear voices in them!