(Katara's head is pressed against bathrrom door.)
Katrina: (Walks up) Hey, what's up?
Katara: Eric and Victor are showerng together. I still can't believe their gay.
Katrina: Yeah, and you've known that for 5 years. (Both listen to Eric and Victor fooling around.)
Eric: OH! What are you doing?
Victor (sexy voice *sexier than normal )*: Trying something.
Eric: OMG that feels so good!
Victor: Try it on me. OH! OH ERIC! GOD THAT'S GOOD! (Some major sex noises issue out of them.)
Katrina: EW! EW! EW! EWWWWWWWWW! I can watch homos have sex, but this is too much!!!!!!!!!!

Zuko: You godless man!

Zhao: *Laughs richly* Godless Zuko? Why, I am the godliest man there is! I have served a thousand gods. When the other nations see my ships, they pray.

(Katrina goes into a bedroom in a bikiki and sees Katara in bed reading a book.)
Katrina: Waiting for Eric?
Katara: Yeah, he's in the bathroom.
Katrina (sexily): Oh, freshening up?
Katara: Uhhhh...Actually when he gets turned on, he touches himself.
Katrina: How long does that take?
Katara: About 15 minutes.
Eric: (Walks out) I'm ready Katara! WHOA!!!!! (Sees Katrina) Back to the bathroom!

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Over radio*

Sokka: Hello? Katara?

Katara:*Answers radio* What?

Sokka: I'm being attacked by mayonase benders, so i can't take out the trash.

Katara: Sokka, the radio says your signal is coming from the kitchen. In fact, i can see you.

Sokka:*Hides behind a wall* Can you see me now?

Katara: No.

Sokka: Ok, NOW i'm being attacked.

Here's one:

*Katara is looking for me*
Katara: Hey, Debbie, Katrina, have you seen Eric?
Debbie: He's in his room playing with his trombone.
Katara: Oh.
Katrina: Yeah, literally, "playing" with his trombone.
Katara: What do you mean by those quotes.
Katrina: Fantasizing.
Katara: He does not "play" with his trombone.
Debbie: Find out yourself.
*Katara goes to my room with Katrina and Debbie behind her**Katara opens my door seeing me take off my shirt (my pants are still on, though)*
Katara: *screams*
Me: Oh, hey!
Katrina: I told you he was playing with his trombone.
Me: Yeah, I was just about to practice.
Debbie: Yeah, practice how to do his "moves."
Me: What the hell are you talking about?
Katara: Are you just practicing?
Me: Yeah.
Katara: Then why did you take your shirt off?
Me: I spilled ketchup and had to change my shirt.

(pretty lame, but just thought of it)

(KAtrina and Aang run into a room where Eric and Katara are sitting.)
Aang: GUESS WHAT! GUESS WHAT!
KAtara: You pickd up the milk finally?
Aang: (Frowns) Oh, I forgot again. Anyways, (smiles) Katrina and I just got picked to run our own tv show!
Eric: WHAT?!
Katrina: We picked what it's called!
Katara: What is it called?
Katrina: How do you think we already picked a name for it in just ten minutes?
KAtara: I don't know, sorry.
Katrina: Well, we did, and it's called How Well You Know This Person?
Eric: Wow, do you guess facts abotu celebrities or something.
Katrina (slyly): Something like that.

(Eric and Katara are watching tv.)
tv: Next: How Well Do YOu Know This Person?.
KAtara: I wonder if this will be good.
Aang: Hi, I'm Aang.
KAtrina: Hi, I'm Katrina. Tonight, the person Aang has to guess about is Eric Camarillo!
Eric: WTF?!
Aang: First question - Does Eric like radio?
Katrina: Yes.
Aang: When was the last time Eric had sex with a stripper?
Katrina: Yesterday morning.
Eric: (Katara glares at him) I'll explain later. (Continue watching)
Aang: Who broke Eric's virginity?
KAtrina: HIS TROMBONE!
Aang: COrrect!
KAtara: This game is stupid!
Eric: I KNOW! IT WAS THE TUBA!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!! Lol!!!

(Katrina and Katara come back from grocery shopping.)
Aang: Can I guess what's in there, without looking?
Katrina: Sure.
Katara: Five guesses.
Victor: I wanna!
Aang: How many items in there?
KAtrina: Five.
Victor: Pasta.
Katara: Yeah.
Aang: PAper towels and lettuce.
Katrina: I thought I was the only one who was psychic.
Aang: Tomatoes...
Katara: Yeah.
Aang: Victor, what could the last item be? (Victor whispers in Aang's ear) No, Katrina's doesn't start till three weeks, and Katara's just happened. (Girls frown)
Victor: OOH! Bananas!!!
Katrina: What kind? (All glare)
Aang: The only kind you can put into a bag!
Katara: Well, we know as much of you as you know us!
Katrina: What she said!
Aang: Oh yeah? What is my stuffed penguin named?
KAtrina: Miss Katie.
Victor (looking at Aang): I didn't even know you had a stuffed penguin. (To girls) Who broke my virginity?
KAtrina: I did!
Victor (to Aang): Wow, they're good.
Eric: What's happening?
Katara: We're trying to find out who knows each other better.
Eric: I can make a game!

Eric: The objective is to answer the most questions you can.
Katara: Let's make a bet. If Katrina and I lose -
Katrina: We'll flash you!
Eric: Can I play?
Aang: If we lose, we'll show you our penises!
Eric: Nevermind.
Katara: NOOO -
Katrina: DEAL!
Eric: First question girls - When did Victor make a MySpace?
Katrina: Earlier today!
Eric: Correct! Boys, what is Katrina's weakness?
Victor: Ice cream!
Eric: Correct!... (Later) Lightning round! Boys first. Who ever answers the most questions in twenty seconds wins! What does Katara say is her favorite movie?
Aang: The Ring!
Eric: What is her actual favorite movie?
Victor: Kim Possible: A Sitch in Time!
KAtara: How did they know that?!
Eric: When did Katrina actually start liking guys at least two years older than her?
Aang: Since sixth grade!
Eric: What does Katrina do when she gets playfully mad?
Aang: Uh, uh - Victor, do you know?
Victor: No, no, I DON'T KNOW! Now, they won't flash us! OH YEAH! She spits on them!
Eric: Correct! What sex toy turns both Katrina and KAtara on?
Victor: Vibrator!
Eric: Great! If Katrina was writing on the computer right now, instead of here, what song would she be listening to?
Aang: The NAked Mole Rap!
Eric: What is Katrina's dream show fantasy?
Victor: To be a spy by night, but still be back in time to do homework. Like Kim Possible, except a hot bestfriend and instead of a naked mole rat, a tarantula.
Eric: Correct and times up! Seven questions in twenty seconds! You girls better watch out.
Katara (to Aang and Victor): Stop staring at us like that!
Eric: Ready?
Katrina: Ready!!!!!!!!
Eric: Who's a bigger whore - Aang or Victor?
KAtrina: Aang!
Eric: Great! Who has a crush on Mulan?
Katara: Aang!
Eric: Correct! Who broke Aang's virginity?
Katrina: MULAN! (Katara glares at her)
Eric: Correct!
Katara: That was true?!
Eric: What do people say are the three sexiest things of Victor?
Katrina: His hands, mind, and voice!!!
Eric: WHo got so drunk they slept with another guy?
Katrina: Victor!
Eric: Good! Who has a bigger penis - Victor or Aang?
Katrina: Aang!
KAtara: Yes, we have time for about three more questions!
Eric: Is Victor straight, bi, or gay? (Girls eyes bulge)
Katrina: NO! NO! What is he????!!!!!!!
Katara: I DON'T KNOW!!!!
Aang: Yes!
Victor (offended): I'M - (Aang covers Victor's mouth)
Eric: FIve more seconds!
Katrina: He's gay and bi!
KAtara: THAT'S NOT EVEN POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!
Eric: Sorry, times up!
Girls: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
Victor: Aang, get the camera!

All of this stuff is true about me

that's a funny one.
Here:
*Zuko and Jun are in bed*
Zuko: So how was that.
Jun: That was AMAZING.
Zuko: Well no one does it better than me.
Jun: Ummmm yeah sure.
*The next day Jun, Katrina, Deb, and Katara are talking*
Jun: Could you believe what he said. *starts laughing*
Katara: Really is he joking himself.
Deb: I've done better than him.
Katrina: Yeah I know remember when we were both with him, he was screaming more than us combined. *laughs*
Deb: Man we're two bad @$$ girls *high-fives with Katrina*
Katara and Jun: What are you guys talking about?
Katrina: Ummm... Nothing.
Deb: What she said.
Jun: Whatever I told him
*Jumps to Zuko, Eric, Victor, and Aang talking*
Zuko: Then she was like that was AMAZING and agreed with me when I said that no one does it better than me.
Eric: I don't know who you're joking I've done much better than you an eighth of when I do it with the tuba
Aang: *cough* daily *cough*
Eric: well when I do it with the tuba it is way more fun!
Victor: You do it with the tuba? Well Katrina is better than the tuba and Zuko combined.
Aang: You've done it with Katrina? Well I've done it with Debbie.
Victor: Well there is only one way to settle this let's see who's got a bigger *****
*they all stand up, put there pants down and compare*
Victor: Seems like Aang's in first, Eric is second, Victor is third, and Zuko is last.
Zuko: Hey! Mines is much bigger than Eric's look.
*Grabs his and Eric's and compares them*
Eric: That is soooo turning me on by you touching my *****.
*Zuko and Eric start having steaming hot sex*
Eric: OHHHH! Oh! OMG! THAT IS SURE SMALL BUT IT CAN FIND IT'S WAY THRU!
Zuko: I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.
ERIC: OOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!
Aang and Victor just stare at them and get turned on by looking at them so they do it to.
THE END
I got so turned on writing this! I think I'll do what Katrina does when she gets turned on.