| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| "...when I was putting my clothes back on." |
Mike(me): *Has yet another seizure* WTH ARE THOSE PILLS?!?
P.S 301st POST!!!!!!!!!
P.S.S I don't think anyone else is posting here.
Edited on 02/07/2006 1:36pm
Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| "...when I was putting my clothes back on." |
| supersonicfan01 wrote: |
| Victor: Why haven't you called the doctor yet?! *More zeizures* |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| School today went by fast! It almost seemed like an hour ago when I was putting my clothes back on. I have a gazillion projects to do! I think my social studies teacher thought I did an assignment which I really didn't do. I hope so. No work, perfect grade Victor: Debbie, can you make me an ice cream sundae? Debbie: Of course! (Gets out ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and a cherry.) Victor: OMG!!!!! Debbie: (Is naked and covered in ice cream, whipped cream, chocolate syrup, and is sucking on the cherry.) Here it is, your 'I scream sundae.' Victor: I LOVE YOU!!!!!!! Debbie: Victor? Victor? (Victor sees Debbie being nonsexy) What happened? It almost seemed like you wanted to eat me! Aang: Why do you never use me? Katrina: You're small. Aang: What do you mean by small? Katrina: Between your legs. Aang: WHAT?! THEN WHY THE HELL DO YOU USE ERIC?! |
| supersonicfan01 wrote: |
| Aang, Katara, me and Debbie are in a car dricing home after a basketball game where Aang is the new towel boy. I'm driving. Aang: Hey, did you all check me out down there licking up that sweat in a towel? I was checking the lowdown on this girlie and was looking to get a little somethin' somethin' but my hommies game me the lowdown that she's ALL about da bling bling. *I stop the car abruptly* Debbie: Victor, what's wrong? Victor: He's speaking in tongues Debbie! Aang is possesed! *I get out a holy book and give it to Katara.* Victor: Start at page 25, paragraph two and don't stop reading until i tell you to! (While throwing holy water at Aang from the bottle) THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU! |
| sluggmunki_tx wrote: |
| I was sitting in English class today and we were talking about censorship in songs, movies, video games, etc. Someone mentioned something about HIV. It got me an idea. Katara and I were alone in a room. We were feeling turned on. Katara: Before we do it, I need to tell you something. Me: Tell me later. *then Katara and I just had...you know.* Me: Wow! I never felt that way in a long time. Katara: Yeah! You know there was something I needed to tell you. Me: What is it? Katara: I have HIV. Me: WHAT????!!!! Katara: I'm really sorry. Me: Why didn't you tell me earlier? Katara: I said I was sorry. Me: *puts my pants on and quickly leaves* I got to go to the hospital. *Katara then grabs the phone and calls Katrina and Debbie**Katrina answers* Katrina: Hello? Katara: Hey, Katrina, it Katara. Katrina: Hey, what's up? Katara: Remembered that HIV stunt you told me? Katrina: Yeah. Katara: Well, I did it with Eric and he fell for it. Katrina: Really? Katara: You should of seen the look on his face. He quickly got out and he's headed to the hospital. It was funny. Katrina: Debbie: What's going on? Katrina: The HIV stunt that Katara did to Eric. A classic. Debbie: |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Eric (to everybody): Everybody *obviously Everybody except Katrina: Congratualtions! Eric: The adoption agency is sending over a an inspector right now! Katrina: (Laughs) You are deciding to have a child? That's $#h*t! Plus, you're adopting one when you could get one the fun way! Katara: Shut up. Katrina: Okay, I have to practice my clarinet anyways. Eric: When did you start practicing playing the clarinet? Katrina: Why do you care? Zuko (Coughs): PMS! (Hours later, Eric and Katara are cleaning the apartment with Aang watching.) Aang: I should stop by while the inspector is here. Eric: Why? Aang: To show them that the little people know a celebrity. Katara: Little people? Aang: Yeah, little people (points to Eric and Katara), celebrity (points to himself). Katara: Is everything good for a child? Eric: Of course. Katara: Oh really? What about the porn magazine under the couch and the dirty film in the VCR? Eric: Okay, I admit the magazine is mine, but the dirty film? Aang: I guess we'll never know! (Takes the film and runs out.) Katara: Hi! Female Inspector: So it's you're apartment that I'm inspecting? Eric: Yes, why? Female Inspector: I think I've been here before. Maybe I looked at one of the apartments on the first floor. Katara: Please say not the Rodger's, they tried to sell me drugs! (FI looks at her quizzically) Eric:...BUT they're good with children. Katara: OH! Come in now. FI: Thanks. (Looks around) This is a nice place. OH! I know why this place familiar! I once had a great date with a guy, but he didn't call me. Sorry, let's move on. Katara: What was his name? FI: Something like Aank. Eric: Aang? FI: THAT's IT!! Do you know him? Katara: No, not at all. No Aang, he is a horrible guy - Eric: - Who is great with kids. (A knock on the door) Aang (through door): Hello! Did someone order a celebrity? (Eric jumps and blocks the door.) FI: Who was that? Eric: It's just - uh - Bert. He roams the halls banging on people's doors. FI: Is he safe? Eric: Yeah, he is great with kids. GO AWAY BERT!!! Aang: What's wrong?! FI: Is he okay out there? KAtara: He has a caretaker... (FI does not looked convinced) Eric:...His older brother - uh- Ernie. FI: Bert and Ernie? (KAtara glares at Eric) Eric: (Sees KAtara) Yes, not a made up name, and he's also great with kids. (While later) FI: This is such a good enviroment to raise a child! (Eric sees Aang climbing through window holding a bat, and points it out to Katara.) KAtara: I'll show you our room! (Drags FI into room) Aang: (Inside apartment swinging bat) Dude, what's wrong? Eric: What's wrong???!!!!!! Aang: You called me Bert so I figured something was wrong. Eric: WHAT?????!!!!!!!!!! Aang: Bert is the codeword we use when we are in trouble! Eric: No it isn't!! We don't have a codeword! Aang: We don't? THen let's use Bert. |
| air_gurl13 wrote: |
That's a funny one! I can't stop laughing! Can't breathe! |
| sluggmunki_tx wrote: | ||
Quit puking on me!!!! |
| air_gurl13 wrote: | ||||
Mwaahahahahahahahaaa!!! |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| karatewolfpunk wrote: |
| Victor: Eric, can you get me some chocolate syrup and whipped cream? Eric: Sure thing! Victor: GOD, I LOVE THIS!!!!!!! Eric: (Takes off his clothes and glides on the choclate syrup and whipped cream.) You like this, don't you? Victor: Eyes glow, then fade) No, this has happened too many times!!! I WON'T FALL FOR IT AGAIN!!!!!! (Tightly closes eyes) Eric: Are you sure? Victor: (Opens his eyes to find Eric still being sexy.) It's true. IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!!! (The two get REALLY naughty) Debbie, that will be my punishment |
