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    2wingo

    [361]Dec 28, 2006
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    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:

    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    Maylene wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl: 1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him. 2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.
    Yeah I studied that too in Psychology! And you're right, he has only been attracted to beautiful ladies with dark hair. But the only ones that would remind me of Ursa or the dark hair thing, would be Mai and Azula..... Maybe he's in the closet for another reason? jk jk lol But it would explain why he chose Azula over his uncle. But that could be because I sense that Mai/Zuko are suppose to get close. So that could be it.
    **Grabs shotgun** I hear you say Maiko is coming again and I will hunt you down and hang you by your toenails over a pot of boiling tar.

    MAIKO IS COMING!!! HA! Go ahead, kill me! I'll just come back to life because Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, is an EXTREMELY personal friend of mine !!!

    Okay then... **Shoots 2wingo with a taser** Remember this: You'll be amazed what you can live through...

    Ha, the joke's on you, because ever since I got shocked really bad when I was 5 (I touched my tongue to a live wire, seriously I did), I've been pretty much immune to electricity. Most people find it gross that I "know" the Norse death goddess, but you just shrug it off.

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    Maylene

    [362]Dec 28, 2006
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    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:

    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    Maylene wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl: 1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him. 2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.
    Yeah I studied that too in Psychology! And you're right, he has only been attracted to beautiful ladies with dark hair. But the only ones that would remind me of Ursa or the dark hair thing, would be Mai and Azula..... Maybe he's in the closet for another reason? jk jk lol But it would explain why he chose Azula over his uncle. But that could be because I sense that Mai/Zuko are suppose to get close. So that could be it.
    **Grabs shotgun** I hear you say Maiko is coming again and I will hunt you down and hang you by your toenails over a pot of boiling tar.

    MAIKO IS COMING!!! HA! Go ahead, kill me! I'll just come back to life because Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, is an EXTREMELY personal friend of mine !!!

    Okay then... **Shoots 2wingo with a taser** Remember this: You'll be amazed what you can live through...

    Ha, the joke's on you, because ever since I got shocked really bad when I was 5 (I touched my tongue to a live wire, seriously I did), I've been pretty much immune to electricity. Most people find it gross that I "know" the Norse death goddess, but you just shrug it off.



    I thought Eyes Only was talking to me, but I really appreciate you taking the 'shot' for me! ^__^

    But seriously who's Zuko gonna end up with? Katara? How? Though I'd rather have Jinko...Mwhahahahahahaaa!
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    Eyes_Only61646

    [363]Dec 28, 2006
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    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:

    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    Maylene wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl: 1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him. 2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.
    Yeah I studied that too in Psychology! And you're right, he has only been attracted to beautiful ladies with dark hair. But the only ones that would remind me of Ursa or the dark hair thing, would be Mai and Azula..... Maybe he's in the closet for another reason? jk jk lol But it would explain why he chose Azula over his uncle. But that could be because I sense that Mai/Zuko are suppose to get close. So that could be it.
    **Grabs shotgun** I hear you say Maiko is coming again and I will hunt you down and hang you by your toenails over a pot of boiling tar.

    MAIKO IS COMING!!! HA! Go ahead, kill me! I'll just come back to life because Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, is an EXTREMELY personal friend of mine !!!

    Okay then... **Shoots 2wingo with a taser** Remember this: You'll be amazed what you can live through...

    Ha, the joke's on you, because ever since I got shocked really bad when I was 5 (I touched my tongue to a live wire, seriously I did), I've been pretty much immune to electricity. Most people find it gross that I "know" the Norse death goddess, but you just shrug it off.

    ...Let's just say I 'know' a few too. Say hey to Loki for me, would ya?
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    2wingo

    [364]Dec 28, 2006
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    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:

    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    Maylene wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl: 1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him. 2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.
    Yeah I studied that too in Psychology! And you're right, he has only been attracted to beautiful ladies with dark hair. But the only ones that would remind me of Ursa or the dark hair thing, would be Mai and Azula..... Maybe he's in the closet for another reason? jk jk lol But it would explain why he chose Azula over his uncle. But that could be because I sense that Mai/Zuko are suppose to get close. So that could be it.
    **Grabs shotgun** I hear you say Maiko is coming again and I will hunt you down and hang you by your toenails over a pot of boiling tar.

    MAIKO IS COMING!!! HA! Go ahead, kill me! I'll just come back to life because Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, is an EXTREMELY personal friend of mine !!!

    Okay then... **Shoots 2wingo with a taser** Remember this: You'll be amazed what you can live through...

    Ha, the joke's on you, because ever since I got shocked really bad when I was 5 (I touched my tongue to a live wire, seriously I did), I've been pretty much immune to electricity. Most people find it gross that I "know" the Norse death goddess, but you just shrug it off.

    ...Let's just say I 'know' a few too. Say hey to Loki for me, would ya?

    I did. BTW, Thor??wanted me to give you a message: He??wants the batch of blueberry muffins you owe him by tomorrow, or he'll have to reposes the talking goat you rented from him.

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    Eyes_Only61646

    [365]Dec 28, 2006
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    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:

    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    Maylene wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl: 1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him. 2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.
    Yeah I studied that too in Psychology! And you're right, he has only been attracted to beautiful ladies with dark hair. But the only ones that would remind me of Ursa or the dark hair thing, would be Mai and Azula..... Maybe he's in the closet for another reason? jk jk lol But it would explain why he chose Azula over his uncle. But that could be because I sense that Mai/Zuko are suppose to get close. So that could be it.
    **Grabs shotgun** I hear you say Maiko is coming again and I will hunt you down and hang you by your toenails over a pot of boiling tar.

    MAIKO IS COMING!!! HA! Go ahead, kill me! I'll just come back to life because Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, is an EXTREMELY personal friend of mine !!!

    Okay then... **Shoots 2wingo with a taser** Remember this: You'll be amazed what you can live through...

    Ha, the joke's on you, because ever since I got shocked really bad when I was 5 (I touched my tongue to a live wire, seriously I did), I've been pretty much immune to electricity. Most people find it gross that I "know" the Norse death goddess, but you just shrug it off.

    ...Let's just say I 'know' a few too. Say hey to Loki for me, would ya?

    I did. BTW, Thor??wanted me to give you a message: He??wants the batch of blueberry muffins you owe him by tomorrow, or he'll have to reposes the talking goat you rented from him.

    Damn....But I still own Balder those raffle tickets....Hmm....
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    2wingo

    [366]Dec 28, 2006
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    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:

    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    Maylene wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl: 1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him. 2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.
    Yeah I studied that too in Psychology! And you're right, he has only been attracted to beautiful ladies with dark hair. But the only ones that would remind me of Ursa or the dark hair thing, would be Mai and Azula..... Maybe he's in the closet for another reason? jk jk lol But it would explain why he chose Azula over his uncle. But that could be because I sense that Mai/Zuko are suppose to get close. So that could be it.
    **Grabs shotgun** I hear you say Maiko is coming again and I will hunt you down and hang you by your toenails over a pot of boiling tar.

    MAIKO IS COMING!!! HA! Go ahead, kill me! I'll just come back to life because Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, is an EXTREMELY personal friend of mine !!!

    Okay then... **Shoots 2wingo with a taser** Remember this: You'll be amazed what you can live through...

    Ha, the joke's on you, because ever since I got shocked really bad when I was 5 (I touched my tongue to a live wire, seriously I did), I've been pretty much immune to electricity. Most people find it gross that I "know" the Norse death goddess, but you just shrug it off.

    ...Let's just say I 'know' a few too. Say hey to Loki for me, would ya?

    I did. BTW, Thor??wanted me to give you a message: He??wants the batch of blueberry muffins you owe him by tomorrow, or he'll have to reposes the talking goat you rented from him.

    Damn....But I still own Balder those raffle tickets....Hmm....

    I'll spot you the muffins if you agree to stop killing me and making me carpool with Ymir, Surt, and Loki. I can't stand another day of listening to Hel ask me, "Why won't you look me in face during our lovemaking?" over and over again!

    Edited on 12/28/2006 9:04pm
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    dumb_person1

    [367]Dec 29, 2006
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    Azula is pure evil.
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    Eyes_Only61646

    [368]Dec 29, 2006
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    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:

    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    Maylene wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl: 1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him. 2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.
    Yeah I studied that too in Psychology! And you're right, he has only been attracted to beautiful ladies with dark hair. But the only ones that would remind me of Ursa or the dark hair thing, would be Mai and Azula..... Maybe he's in the closet for another reason? jk jk lol But it would explain why he chose Azula over his uncle. But that could be because I sense that Mai/Zuko are suppose to get close. So that could be it.
    **Grabs shotgun** I hear you say Maiko is coming again and I will hunt you down and hang you by your toenails over a pot of boiling tar.

    MAIKO IS COMING!!! HA! Go ahead, kill me! I'll just come back to life because Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, is an EXTREMELY personal friend of mine !!!

    Okay then... **Shoots 2wingo with a taser** Remember this: You'll be amazed what you can live through...

    Ha, the joke's on you, because ever since I got shocked really bad when I was 5 (I touched my tongue to a live wire, seriously I did), I've been pretty much immune to electricity. Most people find it gross that I "know" the Norse death goddess, but you just shrug it off.

    ...Let's just say I 'know' a few too. Say hey to Loki for me, would ya?

    I did. BTW, Thor??wanted me to give you a message: He??wants the batch of blueberry muffins you owe him by tomorrow, or he'll have to reposes the talking goat you rented from him.

    Damn....But I still own Balder those raffle tickets....Hmm....

    I'll spot you the muffins if you agree to stop killing me and making me carpool with Ymir, Surt, and Loki. I can't stand another day of listening to Hel ask me, "Why won't you look me in face during our lovemaking?" over and over again!

    'Kay, deal. Poor you
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    2wingo

    [369]Dec 29, 2006
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    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:

    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    Maylene wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl: 1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him. 2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.
    Yeah I studied that too in Psychology! And you're right, he has only been attracted to beautiful ladies with dark hair. But the only ones that would remind me of Ursa or the dark hair thing, would be Mai and Azula..... Maybe he's in the closet for another reason? jk jk lol But it would explain why he chose Azula over his uncle. But that could be because I sense that Mai/Zuko are suppose to get close. So that could be it.
    **Grabs shotgun** I hear you say Maiko is coming again and I will hunt you down and hang you by your toenails over a pot of boiling tar.

    MAIKO IS COMING!!! HA! Go ahead, kill me! I'll just come back to life because Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, is an EXTREMELY personal friend of mine !!!

    Okay then... **Shoots 2wingo with a taser** Remember this: You'll be amazed what you can live through...

    Ha, the joke's on you, because ever since I got shocked really bad when I was 5 (I touched my tongue to a live wire, seriously I did), I've been pretty much immune to electricity. Most people find it gross that I "know" the Norse death goddess, but you just shrug it off.

    ...Let's just say I 'know' a few too. Say hey to Loki for me, would ya?

    I did. BTW, Thor??wanted me to give you a message: He??wants the batch of blueberry muffins you owe him by tomorrow, or he'll have to reposes the talking goat you rented from him.

    Damn....But I still own Balder those raffle tickets....Hmm....

    I'll spot you the muffins if you agree to stop killing me and making me carpool with Ymir, Surt, and Loki. I can't stand another day of listening to Hel ask me, "Why won't you look me in face during our lovemaking?" over and over again!

    'Kay, deal. Poor you

    Excellent. It's much worse than it sounds, because the reason I don't look her in the face is because if I do, Loki will find out by his own means, and he'll NEVER give me peace if he realizes I'm sleeping with his daughter.

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    Eyes_Only61646

    [370]Dec 29, 2006
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    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:

    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    Maylene wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl: 1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him. 2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.
    Yeah I studied that too in Psychology! And you're right, he has only been attracted to beautiful ladies with dark hair. But the only ones that would remind me of Ursa or the dark hair thing, would be Mai and Azula..... Maybe he's in the closet for another reason? jk jk lol But it would explain why he chose Azula over his uncle. But that could be because I sense that Mai/Zuko are suppose to get close. So that could be it.
    **Grabs shotgun** I hear you say Maiko is coming again and I will hunt you down and hang you by your toenails over a pot of boiling tar.

    MAIKO IS COMING!!! HA! Go ahead, kill me! I'll just come back to life because Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, is an EXTREMELY personal friend of mine !!!

    Okay then... **Shoots 2wingo with a taser** Remember this: You'll be amazed what you can live through...

    Ha, the joke's on you, because ever since I got shocked really bad when I was 5 (I touched my tongue to a live wire, seriously I did), I've been pretty much immune to electricity. Most people find it gross that I "know" the Norse death goddess, but you just shrug it off.

    ...Let's just say I 'know' a few too. Say hey to Loki for me, would ya?

    I did. BTW, Thor??wanted me to give you a message: He??wants the batch of blueberry muffins you owe him by tomorrow, or he'll have to reposes the talking goat you rented from him.

    Damn....But I still own Balder those raffle tickets....Hmm....

    I'll spot you the muffins if you agree to stop killing me and making me carpool with Ymir, Surt, and Loki. I can't stand another day of listening to Hel ask me, "Why won't you look me in face during our lovemaking?" over and over again!

    'Kay, deal. Poor you

    Excellent. It's much worse than it sounds, because the reason I don't look her in the face is because if I do, Loki will find out by his own means, and he'll NEVER give me peace if he realizes I'm sleeping with his daughter.

    I could probably get Loki to lay off. We're very good 'friends'.
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    2wingo

    [371]Dec 29, 2006
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    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:

    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    Maylene wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl: 1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him. 2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.
    Yeah I studied that too in Psychology! And you're right, he has only been attracted to beautiful ladies with dark hair. But the only ones that would remind me of Ursa or the dark hair thing, would be Mai and Azula..... Maybe he's in the closet for another reason? jk jk lol But it would explain why he chose Azula over his uncle. But that could be because I sense that Mai/Zuko are suppose to get close. So that could be it.
    **Grabs shotgun** I hear you say Maiko is coming again and I will hunt you down and hang you by your toenails over a pot of boiling tar.

    MAIKO IS COMING!!! HA! Go ahead, kill me! I'll just come back to life because Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, is an EXTREMELY personal friend of mine !!!

    Okay then... **Shoots 2wingo with a taser** Remember this: You'll be amazed what you can live through...

    Ha, the joke's on you, because ever since I got shocked really bad when I was 5 (I touched my tongue to a live wire, seriously I did), I've been pretty much immune to electricity. Most people find it gross that I "know" the Norse death goddess, but you just shrug it off.

    ...Let's just say I 'know' a few too. Say hey to Loki for me, would ya?

    I did. BTW, Thor??wanted me to give you a message: He??wants the batch of blueberry muffins you owe him by tomorrow, or he'll have to reposes the talking goat you rented from him.

    Damn....But I still own Balder those raffle tickets....Hmm....

    I'll spot you the muffins if you agree to stop killing me and making me carpool with Ymir, Surt, and Loki. I can't stand another day of listening to Hel ask me, "Why won't you look me in face during our lovemaking?" over and over again!

    'Kay, deal. Poor you

    Excellent. It's much worse than it sounds, because the reason I don't look her in the face is because if I do, Loki will find out by his own means, and he'll NEVER give me peace if he realizes I'm sleeping with his daughter.

    I could probably get Loki to lay off. We're very good 'friends'.

    I'd appreciate that, but I doubt that even you could get him to lay off me when he find outs that I'm laying not only??on his daughter, but on his wife, Sigyn, as well!

    Edited on 12/29/2006 8:20am
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    Eyes_Only61646

    [372]Dec 29, 2006
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    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:

    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    Maylene wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl: 1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him. 2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.
    Yeah I studied that too in Psychology! And you're right, he has only been attracted to beautiful ladies with dark hair. But the only ones that would remind me of Ursa or the dark hair thing, would be Mai and Azula..... Maybe he's in the closet for another reason? jk jk lol But it would explain why he chose Azula over his uncle. But that could be because I sense that Mai/Zuko are suppose to get close. So that could be it.
    **Grabs shotgun** I hear you say Maiko is coming again and I will hunt you down and hang you by your toenails over a pot of boiling tar.

    MAIKO IS COMING!!! HA! Go ahead, kill me! I'll just come back to life because Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, is an EXTREMELY personal friend of mine !!!

    Okay then... **Shoots 2wingo with a taser** Remember this: You'll be amazed what you can live through...

    Ha, the joke's on you, because ever since I got shocked really bad when I was 5 (I touched my tongue to a live wire, seriously I did), I've been pretty much immune to electricity. Most people find it gross that I "know" the Norse death goddess, but you just shrug it off.

    ...Let's just say I 'know' a few too. Say hey to Loki for me, would ya?

    I did. BTW, Thor??wanted me to give you a message: He??wants the batch of blueberry muffins you owe him by tomorrow, or he'll have to reposes the talking goat you rented from him.

    Damn....But I still own Balder those raffle tickets....Hmm....

    I'll spot you the muffins if you agree to stop killing me and making me carpool with Ymir, Surt, and Loki. I can't stand another day of listening to Hel ask me, "Why won't you look me in face during our lovemaking?" over and over again!

    'Kay, deal. Poor you

    Excellent. It's much worse than it sounds, because the reason I don't look her in the face is because if I do, Loki will find out by his own means, and he'll NEVER give me peace if he realizes I'm sleeping with his daughter.

    I could probably get Loki to lay off. We're very good 'friends'.

    I'd appreciate that, but I doubt that even you could get him to lay off me when he find outs that I'm laying not only??on his daughter, but on his wife, Sigyn, as well!

    Oh...Well, that might be a problem. Hmm...I'll see if I can get Freyja to help you, she's a nice, if scary, lady.
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    2wingo

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    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
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    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
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    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    Maylene wrote:
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    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl: 1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him. 2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.
    Yeah I studied that too in Psychology! And you're right, he has only been attracted to beautiful ladies with dark hair. But the only ones that would remind me of Ursa or the dark hair thing, would be Mai and Azula..... Maybe he's in the closet for another reason? jk jk lol But it would explain why he chose Azula over his uncle. But that could be because I sense that Mai/Zuko are suppose to get close. So that could be it.
    **Grabs shotgun** I hear you say Maiko is coming again and I will hunt you down and hang you by your toenails over a pot of boiling tar.

    MAIKO IS COMING!!! HA! Go ahead, kill me! I'll just come back to life because Hel, the Norse goddess of the dead, is an EXTREMELY personal friend of mine !!!

    Okay then... **Shoots 2wingo with a taser** Remember this: You'll be amazed what you can live through...

    Ha, the joke's on you, because ever since I got shocked really bad when I was 5 (I touched my tongue to a live wire, seriously I did), I've been pretty much immune to electricity. Most people find it gross that I "know" the Norse death goddess, but you just shrug it off.

    ...Let's just say I 'know' a few too. Say hey to Loki for me, would ya?

    I did. BTW, Thor??wanted me to give you a message: He??wants the batch of blueberry muffins you owe him by tomorrow, or he'll have to reposes the talking goat you rented from him.

    Damn....But I still own Balder those raffle tickets....Hmm....

    I'll spot you the muffins if you agree to stop killing me and making me carpool with Ymir, Surt, and Loki. I can't stand another day of listening to Hel ask me, "Why won't you look me in face during our lovemaking?" over and over again!

    'Kay, deal. Poor you

    Excellent. It's much worse than it sounds, because the reason I don't look her in the face is because if I do, Loki will find out by his own means, and he'll NEVER give me peace if he realizes I'm sleeping with his daughter.

    I could probably get Loki to lay off. We're very good 'friends'.

    I'd appreciate that, but I doubt that even you could get him to lay off me when he find outs that I'm laying not only??on his daughter, but on his wife, Sigyn, as well!

    Oh...Well, that might be a problem. Hmm...I'll see if I can get Freyja to help you, she's a nice, if scary, lady.

    Tell me about it. You wouldn't think so, since she's the goddess of fertility, but I once saw her scare Thor so badly that he almost wet his chain-mail briefs.

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    2wingo wrote:
    Tell me about it. You wouldn't think so, since she's the goddess of fertility, but I once saw her scare Thor so badly that he almost wet his chain-mail briefs.

    Compared to her, Odin's a sweety.

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    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
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    Tell me about it. You wouldn't think so, since she's the goddess of fertility, but I once saw her scare Thor so badly that he almost wet his chain-mail briefs.

    Compared to her, Odin's a sweety.

    Yeah, Odin's a good guy, but his sanctimoniousness really gets on my nerves sometimes. Plus those damn ravens of his never shut up.

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    2wingo wrote:
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    Tell me about it. You wouldn't think so, since she's the goddess of fertility, but I once saw her scare Thor so badly that he almost wet his chain-mail briefs.

    Compared to her, Odin's a sweety.

    Yeah, Odin's a good guy, but his sanctimoniousness really gets on my nerves sometimes. Plus those damn ravens of his never shut up.

    He knows too much...I swear, planning his suprise parties are hell!
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    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
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    Tell me about it. You wouldn't think so, since she's the goddess of fertility, but I once saw her scare Thor so badly that he almost wet his chain-mail briefs.

    Compared to her, Odin's a sweety.

    Yeah, Odin's a good guy, but his sanctimoniousness really gets on my nerves sometimes. Plus those damn ravens of his never shut up.

    He knows too much...I swear, planning his suprise parties are hell!

    That' because his ravens are always flying around the 9 worlds and tell him everything they see. Although I've recently found a female??white crow that (in exchange for a handful of granola)??will keep them "occupied" while the other gods work on Odin's 200,000,000th birthday party. BTW, Tico said something about us on the No Fate board that I don't think you're gonna like.

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    Eman5805

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    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
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    If that's the case then Zuko's gay I mean what's so complicated he can't kiss a girl who likes him? And then after the date Zuko quickly goes back into what looks a lot like a closet...*wink wink*

    That was his bedroom, Eman5805. And besides, there are two reason why he can't be comfortable kissing a girl:

    1.) Kissing a girl would indicate that he finally has something analogous to a normal life, and it frightens him because every time something good like this happens to him, he loses something important to him.

    2.) Zuko has so far??shown an attraction only to dark-haired, beautiful girls, and Freudian psychology suggests that most men are subconsciously drawn to women who remind them of their mothers. And these girls bring painful memories to the surface.

    Yeah, I was just messin' around tryin to be funny, but knew I'd fail miserably so I changed what I said. Dark-haired, beautiful girls eh? Remind him of his mom? Don't think any females in the show now??fit??that description. Unless you wanna say Katara has dark enough hair or Mai is beautiful enough...

    **Gags** Okay, Eman, NEVER diss my Zuko again if you want to live out the rest of your life with all your body parts where they should be. 2-boy, if I ever hear you going 'Frued' on us again, I'm calling the nearest mental hospital.

    Heh...is that a threat? I hope not, you don't know who you're dealing with .

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    2wingo wrote:
    Eyes_Only61646 wrote:
    2wingo wrote:
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    2wingo wrote:
    Tell me about it. You wouldn't think so, since she's the goddess of fertility, but I once saw her scare Thor so badly that he almost wet his chain-mail briefs.

    Compared to her, Odin's a sweety.

    Yeah, Odin's a good guy, but his sanctimoniousness really gets on my nerves sometimes. Plus those damn ravens of his never shut up.

    He knows too much...I swear, planning his suprise parties are hell!

    That' because his ravens are always flying around the 9 worlds and tell him everything they see. Although I've recently found a female??white crow that (in exchange for a handful of granola)??will keep them "occupied" while the other gods work on Odin's 200,000,000th birthday party. BTW, Tico said something about us on the No Fate board that I don't think you're gonna like.

    Did he....Is it a -grab shotgun- not like or -blow him up- not like??
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    Eman5805 wrote:
    Heh...is that a threat? I hope not, you don't know who you're dealing with .

    Neither, it seems, do you.

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