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piranhapete wrote: |
From Chapter 26: Toph: WHAT IS YOUR PROB- argh! I'm so sorry! Can we please cut? I'm not sure I'm good for this role, and I'm so sorry but these contacts you made me put in are like sandpaper! Director: It's ok, we can fix it and start again... Toph: But- but- I'm not very good at being Toph! *starts crying* Aang: DAMMIT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING, TOPH! *starts using violent profanity* Director: *sigh* Please stop crying, Toph! Okay, everyone take a break. Sokka, please contain your OCDness! Sokka: I'll try, but... AUGH! There's not ONE but TWO drops of soup on the tablecloth!!!!!!!! Momo: Mirrrrlr! (finally!) *starts making out with Katara* Katara: *unzips costume to reveal that she is a lemur in a Katara costume* Mirrlrurr! (i won't tell miyuki if you won't) Aang: &)#%*&!@&%^)#*!!!! @%)*)%*!!! !)@&%(@#&^!!! And Sokka, stop alphabetizing your alphabet soup! |
piranhapete wrote: |
From Chapter 26: Toph: WHAT IS YOUR PROB- argh! I'm so sorry! Can we please cut? I'm not sure I'm good for this role, and I'm so sorry but these contacts you made me put in are like sandpaper! Director: It's ok, we can fix it and start again... Toph: But- but- I'm not very good at being Toph! *starts crying* Aang: DAMMIT! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING, TOPH! *starts using violent profanity* Director: *sigh* Please stop crying, Toph! Okay, everyone take a break. Sokka, please contain your OCDness! Sokka: I'll try, but... AUGH! There's not ONE but TWO drops of soup on the tablecloth!!!!!!!! Momo: Mirrrrlr! (finally!) *starts making out with Katara* Katara: *unzips costume to reveal that she is a lemur in a Katara costume* Mirrlrurr! (i won't tell miyuki if you won't) Aang: &)#%*&!@&%^)#*!!!! @%)*)%*!!! !)@&%(@#&^!!! And Sokka, stop alphabetizing your alphabet soup! |
Boulder attempts to do splits, but fails
Boulder: The boulder does not enjoy failure!
Toph: Even though I was born blind, I've never had a problem seeing that Aang's a pedophile.
I combined two other threads into here.
From Return to Omashu:
Mai: How are you going to fight without your bending?
Throws knife at Katara, hitting her
Director: AHH! Sokka! Where were you! You missed your que, you let Katara get hit!
Sokka: Oooh. That dosn't look so good. Sorry about that, I was getting a coffie.
angelstella wrote: |
Zuko: You changed our course for a stupid lotus tile?! Zuko gets extremely angry and shoots a blast of fire from his butt, killing the crewman behind him. Director: The flames were supposed to come out of your mouth! Zuko: Err, sorry. They were serving bean burritos in the lunchroom... |
JasonG2006 wrote: | ||
NICE! |
piranhapete wrote: |
Unaired footage from Chapter 14: Katara: So do I look? Aang: *drools* Katara: My neck is up HERE! *slap!!!* |
Umm I have two versions of the same joke...
Version 1: Unaired footage of Chapter 22:
Aang: (gloomily) We???re gonna run out of light any second now, aren???t we?
Katara: I think so.
Aang: Then what are we gonna do?
Katara: What can we do?
*Aang and Katara lean in for kiss*
*lights dim then after a few seconds relight*
Director: O_O"
Aang: It???s made of some kind of crystals. They must only light up in the dark!
Katara: That???s how the two lovers found each other. They just put out their lights and followed the crystals. That must be the way out! Let's go! Oh wait, we better get our clothes on first, huh?
Director: NO! You're supposed to kiss and that's all!
Version 2:
Aang: (gloomily) We???re gonna run out of light any second now, aren???t we?
Katara: I think so.
Aang: Then what are we gonna do?
Katara: What can we do?
*Aang and Katara lean in for kiss*
*kissing continues for several minutes*
Director: Shouldn't we stop them?
Assistant: OMG! Now we REALLY can't show this footage!
Director: Cut! Okay we'll have to retake. This time nothing dirty. Keep it G, kids.
Katara: But I have a date with Haru!
Aang: And I'm going over to Meng's house to "watch TV"!
Director: Dammit! We'll just have to fade out right before they kiss.
Assistant: Sounds good to me.
Zuko and Jun find Katara and Sokka.
Jun: So this is your girlfriend. She's much too pretty for you. ((that was close enough))
Katara: Zuko! I told you not to tell anyone!
Zuko: I didnt.
lilykt7 wrote: |
lol that was a funny one. Zuko- *runs into the building and falls* AHHHHHH Director- wow that kids a great actor, few people have the talent to act like their falling naturally. Zuko- what the hell was that! Why isn't there a floor here. Thats it I'm calling my lawyer! Director- what?! Thats not in the scri- Sokka you told him about this scene right? Sokka? Sokka- hm yeah, yeah whatever you say. Um you know now thats Zuko's gone I'm officially the hottest guy in the show right? |
Aang and Katara go flying down slope on penguins.
Katara: Whoo, that was so much fun Aang. Aang. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG?
Director: I told you he needed more lessons!
angelstella wrote: |
-Sokka: Hey, who ate my seal blubb.....jerk..uh... seal- ? umm...who jerked my seal...? er, what's my line again? |
"jerk a seal?" Gross!