Ahh, for those of you who didn't understand the part about Candy Mountain, you should watch this Youtube video:
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Ahh, for those of you who didn't understand the part about Candy Mountain, you should watch this Youtube video:
Thanks, mental teen.?? Maybe if I tried a crossover blooper...
Guru: Now that you have opened all the chakras, I have one final test for you!
Aang: What, giving up my soulmate wasn't enough??? What do you want NOW, you stupid old man?
Guru:??You must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with....A HERRING!!
Aang: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Aang:??Go and boil your bottom, you son of a silly person!
*goes on in this manner for quite some time*
Ahh, while he's doing that, let's move on to something else.
From The Boy in the Iceberg
Take 1
Aang:??What war?
Sokka:?? You're kidding, right?
Aang: TAAAAAAACCOOSS!!!!!!!!!
Director: CUT!??It's PENGUIN, not TACOS, Aang!
Take 2
Sokka:?? You're kidding, right?
Aang:?? SPAAAAAAAAMM!!
Director: CUT!?? Get it right!
From The Cave of Two Lovers
Director: Okay, we really screwed up this scene yesterday,??so I want??you two to give it??all you've got!
Director: ACTION!
Aang and Katara lean in for the kiss.
They kiss.
Aang: Wow, Katara.
Katara: Wow, Zuko, I mean, Sokka, I mean, Momo, I mean, Appa,??I mean, Iroh,??that was amazing.
Aang: WHAT!?
Director: @#$%^&!!! CUT!
Continued from top.
Aang:.......I blow my nose at you, you so-called Arthur King!
Guru: What a strange person!
From the season 2 finale.
Katara: I have healing abilities.
Zuko: It's a frickin' scar, biotch, it CAN'T be healed!
Katara: Oh my good golly gosh!?? That was some baaad language, Mister!?? I think someone needs a TIME OUT!!
*Aang bursts in*
Katara: Golly gee, mister.?? I forgot all about your superpowers!
Aang: We found a map, to Candy mountain!
Katara:?? Candy Mountain, Charlie!?? It's a magical place of sweets and joy....and joyness.
Zuko:?? You DO know there's no such place as Candy Mountain, right guys?
Aang: Shun the nonbeliever!
All: SSSSHHHUUUUUUUUUUNNN!?? SSSSHHHHHHHUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Okay, that was the stupidest thing I've ever done.?? Hope you laughed, though....
i laughed so hard i cried
Azula when she was little
guard 1; lady azula what are you doing out of your room at this time of night??? Return to your room at once.
Azula; like i have to listen to yu i can do whatever i want however i want.
Guard 2; yes yu do young lady now come along wit
Azula;??touch me again and??you'll regret it.
Guard 3; and just what do you think you can doyu cutey??wittle girl?firekicks him in the ballz
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh hhahshhdhdhfhh********************************** she just burnt my f******** p*****
Ursa; what is going on here?
Azula; nothing i was practicing my firekicks and he got in the way.
Ursa; well i hope it doesn't happen again or it might be more then his ballz you'll loze. Understand
all 3 yes lady ursa
she turns to leave and
azula; stupid bi*****
ursa; who said that?
Azula; the guards did
Ursa fireblasts them to cinders
Azula; that'll teach u to call my mom a stupid bit**
Ursa; what is wrong with that girl she's so violent
| clearwater04 wrote: |
Azula when she was little guard 1; lady azula what are you doing out of your room at this time of night??? Return to your room at once. Azula; like i have to listen to yu i can do whatever i want however i want. Guard 2; yes yu do young lady now come along wit Azula;??touch me again and??you'll regret it. Guard 3; and just what do you think you can doyu cutey??wittle girl?firekicks him in the ballz Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh hhahshhdhdhfhh********************************** she just burnt my f******** p***** Ursa; what is going on here? Azula; nothing i was practicing my firekicks and he got in the way. Ursa; well i hope it doesn't happen again or it might be more then his ballz you'll loze. Understand all 3 yes lady ursa she turns to leave and azula; stupid bi***** ursa; who said that? Azula; the guards did Ursa fireblasts them to cinders Azula; that'll teach u to call my mom a stupid bit** Ursa; what is wrong with that girl she's so violent |
| Bensonrocks wrote: |
Ahh, for those of you who didn't understand the part about Candy Mountain, you should watch this Youtube video: |
Sokka is busy having a shower
Aang: (opens shower curtain) Hey Sokka!
Sokka: AANG!!! I'M IN THE SHOWER!
Aang: I know but you take for ever and I really need some advice right now.
Sokka: *sigh* alright but I'm not really comfortable with this. Would you mind closing the shower curtain?
Aang: Oh sure, not a problem.
Aang steps into the shower and closes the curtain behind him.
Aang: So here is my problem, I'm supposed to do this intimate scene with Katara...
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Sokka is busy having a shower Aang: (opens shower curtain) Hey Sokka! Sokka: AANG!!! I'M IN THE SHOWER! Aang: I know but you take for ever and I really need some advice right now. Sokka: *sigh* alright but I'm not really comfortable with this. Would you mind closing the shower curtain? Aang: Oh sure, not a problem. Aang steps into the shower and closes the curtain behind him. Aang: So here is my problem, I'm supposed to do this intimate scene with Katara... |
| picketposter41 wrote: |
| haven't been here for a while *cont'd from Season 2 Finale* *Aang wakes up* Aang: Katara, you b****! You couldn't stop Zuko and Azula? Katara: Shut up, mothaf***a! Sokka: Shut it! Now where should we go and lose next? Earth King: (in a preppy voice) Let's go to the salon and get manicures! Toph: *throws Earth King off of Appa* Bosco: Free at last! Sokka: Let's go to the North Pole. Toph: But I can't see there! Sokka: *throws Toph off of Appa* |
| the_mental_teen wrote: |
| *The GAang is still playing World of Warcraft (WoW)* Aang: Hey look, I see some dude with the name 'mentalteen' Katara: My character is STILL fat. Zuko: The f*** does he want? *mentalteen walks to them and starts to kill Sokka's player* Zuko: OMG, he killed Sokka! Aang: You B@stard! *mentalteen kills them 2 also* Katara: Please don't kill my fat player! *She gets killed* Aang: *ticked* THAT SON OF A B****!!! Zuko: Who is that F****er? Sokka: Whoever he is, he's one tough bad@$$. *mentalteen is at home, fat, virgin, and is playing like a nerd with stains all over his shirt from drooling while playing* |
| 5Cartooner9 wrote: | ||
NOOWWWW I know where you got that!!! I just saw the South Park episode. I LOVED IT!!!! |
Deleted scene from seige of the north
Pakku: Very good Katara, I think that you are ready to spar against the rest of my pupils. (points to pupil 1) You can go first.
Pupil 1: ME?!
Pupil 2: What's wrong, you've done sparred loads of times.
Pupil 1: Yes but I've never gone against a girl before.
Pupil 3: Listen, Katara made it clear that she doesn't want any speacil treatment so it will be just like sparring with one of us.
Pupil 1: Are you sure?
Pupil 2: Trust me. Just don't look at her chest and you'll be fine.
Pupil 1: Ok *mutters to self* don't look at her chest, don't look at her chest, don't look at her chest.
Pupil 1 and Katara stepped into the sparring circle
Pakku: Begin!
Pupil 1 freezes up, Katara knocks him away in a single move.
Pupil 2: What happened?
Pupil 1: I looked.
The Gaang are flying Appa
Firenation general: (shouting up at the Gaang) Avatar, this is your only warning. Land your bison and surrender peacefully or face dire consequences.
Toph: (shouting back) Oh yeah? You and what army? (Pause) He has a big army doesn't he?
Sokka: Yep
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
Deleted scene from seige of the north Pakku: Very good Katara, I think that you are ready to spar against the rest of my pupils. (points to pupil 1) You can go first. Pupil 1: ME?! Pupil 2: What's wrong, you've done sparred loads of times. Pupil 1: Yes but I've never gone against a girl before. Pupil 3: Listen, Katara made it clear that she doesn't want any speacil treatment so it will be just like sparring with one of us. Pupil 1: Are you sure? Pupil 2: Trust me. Just don't look at her chest and you'll be fine. Pupil 1: Ok *mutters to self* don't look at her chest, don't look at her chest, don't look at her chest. Pupil 1 and Katara stepped into the sparring circle Pakku: Begin! Pupil 1 freezes up, Katara knocks him away in a single move. Pupil 2: What happened? Pupil 1: I looked. |
