Katara: What's going on?

Director: Zuko is just having a physcological??check up so he can be given a clean bill of mental health.

Therapist: Now Zuko we will just have a look at some??pictures and you will??tell me what you see.

Therapist holds up the first ink blot picture. Zuko looks the at the picture for a moment.

Zuko: *gasp* THE AVATAR!!!

Zuko tackles the Therapist. There is a breif scuffle before Zuko stands holding the picture triumphantly.

Zuko: At last I have captured the Avatar. Now I can return home and restore my honour.

Director:

Katara: I think we're gonna need a new therapist

[at the end-of-season party, sokka is talking with zuko]

sokka: damn, zuko, how am i supposed to compete with you???you're??a skilled firebender, skilled with the broadswords, have herds of fangirls, and you even do your own stunts! is there anything you can't do? ... hang on a sec. [goes to get some punch]

zuko: no, i got it. [sticks his tongue out, stretches it across the room toward the punch table, wraps it around a cup, fills it up and brings it back]

sokka:??....guess not.

Zuko in Chemistry class (don't expect this to be too funny)

Teacher: today, we will learn Lab Safety. part one: preventing burns. does anyone know how to not get burned??

Student: don't talk back to your father!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Zuko:[flaming hands] shut the f**k up you f*****g wh*re

Teacher: Ooh, confrontation [goes back to whatever he was doing]

(my chemistry would actually do that, too)

i'm gonna try to make the canned cheese thing into a running joke:

[my version of??Bitter Work]

iroh: fire is the element of power. the people of the firenation have desire and will, and the energy to achieve what they want.

?????????? earth is the element of substance. the people of the earth kingdom are diverse and strong. they are persistent and enduring.

?????????? air is the element of freedom. the air nomads detatched themselves from worldly concerns and found peace and freedom. also, they apparently had very good senses of humor!

zuko: ...

??iroh: ... water is the element of change. the people of the water tribe are capable of adapting to many things. they have a deep sense of community and love that holds them together through anything.

???????????? canned cheese is the element of yummy. the canned cheesemen and cheesewomen did not waste time grating, slicing or pulling apart individual plastic wrappers, and??this made them wise and courageous.

zuko: i think i understand now. [hands can to iroh] i'm??ready to try it.

iroh: what, are you crazy?

zuko: i thought that was the whole point!

iroh: yeah, but i'm not going to shoot canned cheese at you!

zuko: [looks toward a Ritz factory] ... well if you won't help me, i'll find my own canned cheese. [walks away]

[later that episode. zuko is outside the entrance to the factory.]

zuko: you've always fed all you could to me! well i can take it! and now, i can spew it back!

[the front door??opens slightly. an arm comes out and switches the 'open' sign to 'closed']

zuko: [bangng on the door] come on! spray me! you've never held back before! ... [tears appear in his eyes. he falls to his knees.] aughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

??

Abandoned concepts of Avatar:

Concept #1: Sokka possesing the ability to communicate with animals

Sokka: Man, I could really do with a nice peice of meat.

Momo: ......

Sokka: What's that supposed to mean?

Momo: ......

Sokka: Hey I told you, that was not what it looked like.

Momo: ......

Sokka: You know it's not too late for me to reconsider eating you.

Momo: .......

Sokka: Hey you leave Suki out of this.

Momo: ......

Sokka: THAT'S IT! YOU'RE GOING DOWN LEMUR!!!

Sokka attacks Momo. The two start fighting while Aang and Katara look on.

Aang: Do you get the feeling that we're missing something?

Sokka: LET GO OF MY WOLF-TAIL, YOU PEICE OF VERMIN!!

-momo said some very unkind things

i'd like to see a conversation between appa an toph again like in the library ep while they were waitin for them to come out.

Toph- no for the last time i don't want to snuggle

Appa- snruff

Toph- i said no yu giant hairball

Appa- gruuuuuuuuurrrrr

Toph- be good or you wont get to have my dinner tonight

Appa makes begging noises

Toph- yeah yu better be sry cause without me yu'd be eating the catfood Katara feeds yu.

Appa- graaaff

Toph- yu wouldn't

Appa- snereff erff

Toph- yu tell him about the thing with Suki and i swear to god i'll

Appa- gruff

Toph- ok ok we'll settle this l8tr

Then the sandbenders show up

Hey wanna sell us that furball for 38,650.99?

Toph- sure

Toph- sry Appa.................................. sry i didn't get to eat yu my self

Aang ok were back......................... where's appa?

Sokka- dudes who stole our bison?

Toph- he gotten taken away by the sand benders but don't worry i have my credit card with me so we can just get a flight with my earned miles.

Sokka- finally i don't hav 2 clean that nasty things feet anymore.

Katara- so wheres the nearest airport from here?

Sokka- according to the map only about 100 miles give or take we can just call a cab that Toph is so kind to pay 4.

Gives her a big smile she gives a huff and calls a cab on her cell

Later at the airport their milse are blacked out everywhere close to ba sing se except for a place in the mountaains at a resort/spa the same one iroh and zuko had been to.

Katara- where were we going again/

Aang- it had something to do with war

Sokka- oh were we gonna play cards cause they have some cheap ones in the gift shop.

[kissing scene in Cave of Two Lovers]

[the candle is slowly burning out. aang and katara are looking deep into each others' eyes. they move closer and closer, and their lips are inches apart when everything goes dark]

[as soon as the lights go out, aang makes??a scary face and flips off a camera. katara grabs the front of her shirt and flashes at another one. they quickly go back to holding hands, and seconds later, the greenish crystals on the ceiling start to glow. the director ends the scene]

aang: this is fun

katara: yeah

??

are we still doing contests, or is it just freestyle blooping?