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    Hoshie26

    [2301]Jul 25, 2007
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    *the episode when there in the desert and Sokka just drank the catus juice*
    director: Cut!Ok good work everybody,see you all tomorrow.
    *katara to gaang*:so do you guys want to go get some pizza?
    sokka:Happy yummy preety pizzaaa.....
    katara: uh sokka the scene is over.you can act normal again.
    sokka :normal,cormal,sormal.....
    *katara to director* :What did you put in the catus?!
    director:uh water.
    gaang:O_o
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    Azula_sis93

    [2302]Jul 25, 2007
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    Okay, you all saw the first comic of College Days; Avatar Style on the previous page, so I decided to do the whole comic thing, but I'm going to do some comics before the other one took place. You know, to show how they got into the colleges, what colleges they're in and such.

    *at night in a caf??, Azula, Mai, and Ty Lee are hanging out and talking*

    Azula: Okay, gals, this is our last year of high school.

    Ty Lee: Yep! Starting tomorrow, we're going to be high school seniors!

    Mai: I suppose it's going to be a little bit exciting.

    Azula: Well, we have to start applying to colleges, too. Are you guys thinking about the same colleges as I am?

    Mai: What colleges are you thinking about?

    Azula: Well, there's Harvord, Stanford, or Emory.

    Ty Lee: I was looking at Emory.

    Mai: I was looking at Virginia Tech, Harvord, and Emory.

    Azula: So we all have Emory on our list...

    Ty Lee: Let's see if we can go there! I'm going to get my application!

    Azula: Then it's decided. We'll aim for Emory.

    *they see Sokka carrying Katara walk by*

    Azula, Mai, Ty Lee:......WTF?

    *the next day at school* *everyone is at their lockers*

    Katara: Oh, what a mess.

    Toph: What?

    Katara: Last night, I had this dream that Sokka and Suki were making out. Then, when I woke up, I found out that they were dating. Of course, I freaked out, and totally dissed poor Suki.

    Toph: Fascinating. *starts to drink water out of a water bottle*

    Katara: The freakiest part of it was the fact that after I completely destroyed Suki, Sokka came out in a pink tutu.

    *Toph spits out water she is drinking*

    Toph: WHAT?

    Katara: I know, and then Zuko came out in a purple tutu and they started dancing "The Nutcracker".

    Toph: You can't possibly be serious!!

    Katara: No, then I woke up and realized that I had two dreams in one!

    Toph: What a relief!

    *some students walk by, talking*

    Student #1: Did you hear?

    Student #2: What?

    Student #1: Suki's going out with a college kid named Sokka!

    Student #2: OMG! You're serious?

    Student #1: Yep. I was just talking to her on the phone last night. Then she said that Sokka's little sister Katara came and totally destroyed her. She was crying over the phone as she spoke to me about it.

    Student #2: Poor Suki!

    Student #1: Yeah, I know. Then she said that Sokka and his friend Zuko went out for a drink because Sokka was stressed, and they had some cactus juice!

    Student #2: Cactus juice? Oh, geez, what did they do next?

    Student: #1: They came out and danced "The Nutcracker" as a performance for Suki. I think Suki said that Katara was still there, and then she fainted. Sokka had to carry her home.

    *students walk away*

    Toph: You sure that was a dream you were having?

    Katara:...........

    Edited on 07/25/2007 11:22am
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    tomtitan

    [2303]Jul 25, 2007
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    Azula_sis93 wrote:
    Student #1: Yeah, I know. Then she said that Sokka and his friend Zuko went out for a drink because Sokka was stressed, and they had some cactus juice!

    Student #2: Cactus juice? Oh, geez, what did they do next?

    Student: #1: They came out and danced "The Nutcracker" as a performance for Suki. I think Suki said that Katara was still there, and then she fainted. Sokka had to carry her home.

    *students walk away*

    Toph: You sure that was a dream you were having?

    Katara:...........


    lol, nice ending.
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    Azula_sis93

    [2304]Jul 25, 2007
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Azula_sis93 wrote:
    Student #1: Yeah, I know. Then she said that Sokka and his friend Zuko went out for a drink because Sokka was stressed, and they had some cactus juice!

    Student #2: Cactus juice? Oh, geez, what did they do next?

    Student: #1: They came out and danced "The Nutcracker" as a performance for Suki. I think Suki said that Katara was still there, and then she fainted. Sokka had to carry her home.

    *students walk away*

    Toph: You sure that was a dream you were having?

    Katara:...........

    lol, nice ending.

    Thanks!

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    tomtitan

    [2305]Jul 26, 2007
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    Azula_sis93 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Azula_sis93 wrote:
    Student #1: Yeah, I know. Then she said that Sokka and his friend Zuko went out for a drink because Sokka was stressed, and they had some cactus juice!

    Student #2: Cactus juice? Oh, geez, what did they do next?

    Student: #1: They came out and danced "The Nutcracker" as a performance for Suki. I think Suki said that Katara was still there, and then she fainted. Sokka had to carry her home.

    *students walk away*

    Toph: You sure that was a dream you were having?

    Katara:...........

    lol, nice ending.

    Thanks!



    here's a good one, i think i did it before but oh well.
    aang: bump.
    sokka: huh?
    aang: this guy called tomtitan payed me 2 copper pieces to say bump, so i said bump.
    sokka: oh, ok. bump.
    aang: he payed me to say it, not you.
    sokka: awww. what's a bump?
    aang: search me.
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    Azula_sis93

    [2306]Jul 26, 2007
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Azula_sis93 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Azula_sis93 wrote:
    Student #1: Yeah, I know. Then she said that Sokka and his friend Zuko went out for a drink because Sokka was stressed, and they had some cactus juice!

    Student #2: Cactus juice? Oh, geez, what did they do next?

    Student: #1: They came out and danced "The Nutcracker" as a performance for Suki. I think Suki said that Katara was still there, and then she fainted. Sokka had to carry her home.

    *students walk away*

    Toph: You sure that was a dream you were having?

    Katara:...........

    lol, nice ending.

    Thanks!

    here's a good one, i think i did it before but oh well. aang: bump. sokka: huh? aang: this guy called tomtitan payed me 2 copper pieces to say bump, so i said bump. sokka: oh, ok. bump. aang: he payed me to say it, not you. sokka: awww. what's a bump? aang: search me.

    LOL, that is a good one!

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    Azula_sis93

    [2307]Jul 26, 2007
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    Here's the second prequel comic of College Days; Avatar Style. Enjoy!

    *the fall talent show is coming up at the school* *Sokka and Zuko show up from a little college break*

    Zuko: Whoo, yesterday was ridiculous...

    Sokka: No kidding! I've never seen so much schoolwork in my life! College is going to be hard!

    Zuko: Sokka, you're only in community college, it can't be THAT hard.

    Sokka: You're not in community college? Then what college are you in?

    Zuko: I'm in James Madison University.

    Sokka: *laughing* Wow, Zuko! I'm glad you are! Maybe that's where they got the face for their maskot from!!!

    Zuko: *growls*

    *meanwhile, at theschool*

    Katara: I can't do this! They can't possibly expect me to get all of this homework done!

    Toph: Apparently they can. Makes me glad I'm just a tenth grader.

    Katara: Be thankful...

    Azula: I can handle the homework, what's there to complain about?

    Mai: A boring talent show, maybe?

    Ty Lee: Mai, to you EVERYTHING is boring.

    Toph: Well, what are you guys gonna do for the show?

    Ty Lee: I'm gonna do some stretches.

    Katara: Remind me to cover my eyes for that part; it makes my back hurt...

    Toph: I'm going to do some earthbending, and show all of those whimps how it's done!

    Katara: I'm just going to do some waterbending moves.

    Azula: Firebending for me. And possibly some lightning...

    Mai: Maybe I should pin some audience members with darts...

    Aang: *running up* Hey, guys! Are you talking about the talent show? I'm so excited! I'm going to do my air scooter!!

    Azula: *rolling her eyes* Just don't sneeze.

    *at the talent show* *Aang, Azula, Mai, Ty Lee, Toph, and Katara finished their performances* *they sat down in the audience*

    Katara: You know, this isn't going that badly after all! It's a good thing Sokka graduated, his talent shows were just painful!

    Toph: Out of the fact that they were so awful? Yeah. I couldn't stand to watch it; and I can't even see!

    Ty Lee: T'hat's just sad...

    Azula: I think Zuzu said he was coming...

    Katara: Zuko's coming? Oh, no...

    Aang: What?

    Katara: That means Sokka's coming...

    *suddenly, principal of the school picks up microphone*

    Principal: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a surprise performance from two college graduates!

    *Zuko and Sokka come out in tutus and start to dance "The Nutcracker"*

    Katara: Not......again......

    Azula::

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    newworldman11

    [2308]Jul 26, 2007
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    Azula_sis93 wrote:

    Here's the second prequel comic of College Days; Avatar Style. Enjoy!

    *the fall talent show is coming up at the school* *Sokka and Zuko show up from a little college break*

    Zuko: Whoo, yesterday was ridiculous...

    Sokka: No kidding! I've never seen so much schoolwork in my life! College is going to be hard!

    Zuko: Sokka, you're only in community college, it can't be THAT hard.

    Sokka: You're not in community college? Then what college are you in?

    Zuko: I'm in James Madison University.

    Sokka: *laughing* Wow, Zuko! I'm glad you are! Maybe that's where they got the face for their maskot from!!!

    Zuko: *growls*

    *meanwhile, at theschool*

    Katara: I can't do this! They can't possibly expect me to get all of this homework done!

    Toph: Apparently they can. Makes me glad I'm just a tenth grader.

    Katara: Be thankful...

    Azula: I can handle the homework, what's there to complain about?

    Mai: A boring talent show, maybe?

    Ty Lee: Mai, to you EVERYTHING is boring.

    Toph: Well, what are you guys gonna do for the show?

    Ty Lee: I'm gonna do some stretches.

    Katara: Remind me to cover my eyes for that part; it makes my back hurt...

    Toph: I'm going to do some earthbending, and show all of those whimps how it's done!

    Katara: I'm just going to do some waterbending moves.

    Azula: Firebending for me. And possibly some lightning...

    Mai: Maybe I should pin some audience members with darts...

    Aang: *running up* Hey, guys! Are you talking about the talent show? I'm so excited! I'm going to do my air scooter!!

    Azula: *rolling her eyes* Just don't sneeze.

    *at the talent show* *Aang, Azula, Mai, Ty Lee, Toph, and Katara finished their performances* *they sat down in the audience*

    Katara: You know, this isn't going that badly after all! It's a good thing Sokka graduated, his talent shows were just painful!

    Toph: Out of the fact that they were so awful? Yeah. I couldn't stand to watch it; and I can't even see!

    Ty Lee: T'hat's just sad...

    Azula: I think Zuzu said he was coming...

    Katara: Zuko's coming? Oh, no...

    Aang: What?

    Katara: That means Sokka's coming...

    *suddenly, principal of the school picks up microphone*

    Principal: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a surprise performance from two college graduates!

    *Zuko and Sokka come out in tutus and start to dance "The Nutcracker"*

    Katara: Not......again......

    Azula::

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    C1991

    [2309]Jul 26, 2007
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    newworldman11 wrote:
    Azula_sis93 wrote:

    Here's the second prequel comic of College Days; Avatar Style. Enjoy!

    *the fall talent show is coming up at the school* *Sokka and Zuko show up from a little college break*

    Zuko: Whoo, yesterday was ridiculous...

    Sokka: No kidding! I've never seen so much schoolwork in my life! College is going to be hard!

    Zuko: Sokka, you're only in community college, it can't be THAT hard.

    Sokka: You're not in community college? Then what college are you in?

    Zuko: I'm in James Madison University.

    Sokka: *laughing* Wow, Zuko! I'm glad you are! Maybe that's where they got the face for their maskot from!!!

    Zuko: *growls*

    *meanwhile, at theschool*

    Katara: I can't do this! They can't possibly expect me to get all of this homework done!

    Toph: Apparently they can. Makes me glad I'm just a tenth grader.

    Katara: Be thankful...

    Azula: I can handle the homework, what's there to complain about?

    Mai: A boring talent show, maybe?

    Ty Lee: Mai, to you EVERYTHING is boring.

    Toph: Well, what are you guys gonna do for the show?

    Ty Lee: I'm gonna do some stretches.

    Katara: Remind me to cover my eyes for that part; it makes my back hurt...

    Toph: I'm going to do some earthbending, and show all of those whimps how it's done!

    Katara: I'm just going to do some waterbending moves.

    Azula: Firebending for me. And possibly some lightning...

    Mai: Maybe I should pin some audience members with darts...

    Aang: *running up* Hey, guys! Are you talking about the talent show? I'm so excited! I'm going to do my air scooter!!

    Azula: *rolling her eyes* Just don't sneeze.

    *at the talent show* *Aang, Azula, Mai, Ty Lee, Toph, and Katara finished their performances* *they sat down in the audience*

    Katara: You know, this isn't going that badly after all! It's a good thing Sokka graduated, his talent shows were just painful!

    Toph: Out of the fact that they were so awful? Yeah. I couldn't stand to watch it; and I can't even see!

    Ty Lee: T'hat's just sad...

    Azula: I think Zuzu said he was coming...

    Katara: Zuko's coming? Oh, no...

    Aang: What?

    Katara: That means Sokka's coming...

    *suddenly, principal of the school picks up microphone*

    Principal: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a surprise performance from two college graduates!

    *Zuko and Sokka come out in tutus and start to dance "The Nutcracker"*

    Katara: Not......again......

    Azula::

    you must enjoy mentally scarring people...

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    Azula_sis93

    [2310]Jul 26, 2007
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    C1991 wrote:
    newworldman11 wrote:
    Azula_sis93 wrote:

    Here's the second prequel comic of College Days; Avatar Style. Enjoy!

    *the fall talent show is coming up at the school* *Sokka and Zuko show up from a little college break*

    Zuko: Whoo, yesterday was ridiculous...

    Sokka: No kidding! I've never seen so much schoolwork in my life! College is going to be hard!

    Zuko: Sokka, you're only in community college, it can't be THAT hard.

    Sokka: You're not in community college? Then what college are you in?

    Zuko: I'm in James Madison University.

    Sokka: *laughing* Wow, Zuko! I'm glad you are! Maybe that's where they got the face for their maskot from!!!

    Zuko: *growls*

    *meanwhile, at theschool*

    Katara: I can't do this! They can't possibly expect me to get all of this homework done!

    Toph: Apparently they can. Makes me glad I'm just a tenth grader.

    Katara: Be thankful...

    Azula: I can handle the homework, what's there to complain about?

    Mai: A boring talent show, maybe?

    Ty Lee: Mai, to you EVERYTHING is boring.

    Toph: Well, what are you guys gonna do for the show?

    Ty Lee: I'm gonna do some stretches.

    Katara: Remind me to cover my eyes for that part; it makes my back hurt...

    Toph: I'm going to do some earthbending, and show all of those whimps how it's done!

    Katara: I'm just going to do some waterbending moves.

    Azula: Firebending for me. And possibly some lightning...

    Mai: Maybe I should pin some audience members with darts...

    Aang: *running up* Hey, guys! Are you talking about the talent show? I'm so excited! I'm going to do my air scooter!!

    Azula: *rolling her eyes* Just don't sneeze.

    *at the talent show* *Aang, Azula, Mai, Ty Lee, Toph, and Katara finished their performances* *they sat down in the audience*

    Katara: You know, this isn't going that badly after all! It's a good thing Sokka graduated, his talent shows were just painful!

    Toph: Out of the fact that they were so awful? Yeah. I couldn't stand to watch it; and I can't even see!

    Ty Lee: T'hat's just sad...

    Azula: I think Zuzu said he was coming...

    Katara: Zuko's coming? Oh, no...

    Aang: What?

    Katara: That means Sokka's coming...

    *suddenly, principal of the school picks up microphone*

    Principal: Ladies and gentlemen, we have a surprise performance from two college graduates!

    *Zuko and Sokka come out in tutus and start to dance "The Nutcracker"*

    Katara: Not......again......

    Azula::

    you must enjoy mentally scarring people...

    Hey, they don't call me Azula for nothing!

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    gilvatar

    [2311]Jul 26, 2007
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    Aang: *finishes a firebending move* Yes!!! I did IT!!!!! *does a weird dance*

    Zuko: good, thats 9 in a row.

    Director: Zuko, the line is 10.

    Zuko: well, I didn't count that last one cause of the way he danced.
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    Azula_sis93

    [2312]Jul 26, 2007
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    Man, I love doing this comic thing! College Days; Avatar Style!

    *the day after the talent show, at Katara's house*

    Katara: SOKKA, WTF WERE YOU THINKING????

    Sokka: What are you talking about?

    Katara: You danced in a tutu last night!!!!

    Sokka: I did? All I remember is going to the bar...

    Katara: Let me guess, you had cactus juice?

    Sokka: Hey, how did you know?

    Katara: *facepalm*

    *at Azula's house*

    Zuko: I DID NOT GO DANCING INA TUTU!!!!!

    Azula: I'll take your word for it.

    *the next day at school*

    Aang: Hey, guys! Ummmm....the talent show went, uh.... well!

    Katara:.........................

    Aang: It was great! I mean, really I loved your waterbending, Katara!!

    Katara:.........................

    Toph: Twinkle Toes, we're going to be late for history.

    Aang: Right! Uhhhh...good luck with classes, Katara!

    Katara:.........................

    Ty Lee: Katara, Sokka embarrassed himself, not you.

    Katara:..........................

    Mai: You really shouldn't be angry at us over it, I'm sure you gave Sokka a good screaming last night, anyway.

    Katara:...........................

    Azula: Come on, girls, let's go; we've got math. Katara, are you coming, or are you going to brood?

    Katara:..........................DRINK CACTUS JUICE! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST! IT'LL QUENCH YA!

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    DMClover314

    [2313]Jul 26, 2007
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    Azula_sis93 wrote:

    Man, I love doing this comic thing! College Days; Avatar Style!

    *the day after the talent show, at Katara's house*

    Katara: SOKKA, WTF WERE YOU THINKING????

    Sokka: What are you talking about?

    Katara: You danced in a tutu last night!!!!

    Sokka: I did? All I remember is going to the bar...

    Katara: Let me guess, you had cactus juice?

    Sokka: Hey, how did you know?

    Katara: *facepalm*

    *at Azula's house*

    Zuko: I DID NOT GO DANCING INA TUTU!!!!!

    Azula: I'll take your word for it.

    *the next day at school*

    Aang: Hey, guys! Ummmm....the talent show went, uh.... well!

    Katara:.........................

    Aang: It was great! I mean, really I loved your waterbending, Katara!!

    Katara:.........................

    Toph: Twinkle Toes, we're going to be late for history.

    Aang: Right! Uhhhh...good luck with classes, Katara!

    Katara:.........................

    Ty Lee: Katara, Sokka embarrassed himself, not you.

    Katara:..........................

    Mai: You really shouldn't be angry at us over it, I'm sure you gave Sokka a good screaming last night, anyway.

    Katara:...........................

    Azula: Come on, girls, let's go; we've got math. Katara, are you coming, or are you going to brood?

    Katara:..........................DRINK CACTUS JUICE! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST! IT'LL QUENCH YA!

    ah what was great!!

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    tomtitan

    [2314]Jul 26, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:
    Azula_sis93 wrote:

    Man, I love doing this comic thing! College Days; Avatar Style!

    Katara:..........................DRINK CACTUS JUICE! IT'S THE QUENCHIEST! IT'LL QUENCH YA!

    ah what was great!!


    lawls at ending, and at previous ending.
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    ChrisVisagie

    [2315]Jul 26, 2007
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    If Sokka was on the radio.

    Sokka: Your tuning into radio Boomerang, I am your host; Sokka the Boomerang Guy. Remember guys, you can just call me Sokka and all you lovely ladies out there can call me anything just so long as you call me often.

    Pushes button *wolf whistle*

    Sokka: Now we come to my favourite part of the show; reaching out. This is part where I reach out and offer advice to those smart enough to want it. Ok call number one, talk to me.

    Haru: Hi, its Haru.

    Sokka: Hey man, it's been ages. How you been?

    Haru: Can't complain.

    Sokka: What can I do for you?

    Haru: Well you see there's this girl I like. The problem is that I'm not sure if she likes me back.

    Sokka: Have you thought about telling her how you feel.

    Haru: Oh no I couldn't do that. What if she doesn't like me back?

    Sokka: You won't know unless you try. Come on, you've got nothing to lose.

    Haru: I don't know.

    Sokka: Come on Haru be a man, right here right now tell on radio land tell that woman you love her.

    Haru: You're right! Katara I *click*

    Sokka: Whoops, got disconnected, must be a bad connection. Let's move on to caller number two.

    Zuko: Hi my name is...uh...Lee and I'm calling because daddy didn't love me!!!

    Sokka: Zuko you cry baby we told you to stop calling this number.

    Zuko: No my name is Lee I swear.

    Sokka: *sigh* Look behind you it's the avatar.

    Zuko: THE AVATAR!!!

    *click*

    Sokka: Ok...caller number three if you're listening show me some love.

    Aang: Uh...Love?

    Sokka: Right on brother, who is this?

    Aang: My name is Bonzu Pipinpadelopsocopolis III

    Sokka: Well Bonzu my friend. What can I do for you?

    Aang: Well you see there is this girl I like.

    Sokka: Go on.

    Aang: But it seems to me that ever time I try to let her know how I feel things get in the way.

    Sokka: What sort of things?

    Aang: Well firstly we keep meeting good looking guys who show an interest in her.

    Sokka: And those she show any interest back?

    Aang: I'm sure sometimes but they don't last very long.

    Sokka: Hate to break it to you but she sounds like a bit of a scank, is she really worth your time?

    Aang: Don't talk about your sis...er... I mean don't talk about her like that. She is most amazing person in the world. Those jerks just take advantage of her.

    Sokka: Alright point taken. Though if the competition are all jerks what's the problem?

    Aang: Well you see, it's her brother. He's really protective of her.

    Sokka: I know where this guy is coming from; I know I would personally skin anyone that got to close to Katara that I didn't approve of.

    Aang: ...er... good to know. So what I was wondering is if I could hook up with this girl without having to tell her brother about it?

    Sokka: Bad idea. When he finds out what you did he'll probably get mad and that won't help your relationship.

    Aang: Well what if he doesn't find out, he's not that bright.

    Sokka: Hey give the guy some respect; he shares the same gene pool as the girl you're trying to get. Besides what would this girl think if you went about disrespecting her brother?

    Aang: *sigh* you're right. So what do you think I should do?

    Sokka: Well I suggest you try getting the brother's blessing to date his sister.

    Aang: You sure?

    Sokka: Definitely, it gets you in the brother's good books and it shows the girl that you are willing to go the distance.

    Aang: Ok, I'll try that thanks Sokka.

    Sokka: Anytime.

    *click*

    Sokka: Well I guess that's all for now, so we'll move on to... wait wait it seems that another caller just came in.

    Aang: Hey Sokka it's Aang here. I was wondering if we could meet up after your done. There's something I need to ask you.

    Sokka: Yeah sure I'll catch up with you after I'm done here and we'll go get a bite to eat.

    Aang: Thanks Sokka.

    *click*

    Sokka: no idea what that was about. Anyway I'll be back right after this message from or sponser.

    Announcer: Hey there, fed up with reality? Sick of boring desert travel? Got a really bad thirst? Solve all these problems with cactus juice, it's the quenchiest.

    Warning: not to be drunk while pregnant, using heavy machinery, doing difficult bending or attempting to make comprehensible conversation.

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    madcowe

    [2316]Jul 27, 2007
    • member since: 03/15/07
    • level: 11
    • rank: Red Shirted Lt.
    • posts: 196

    Episode: the southern airtemple.

    Aang: lemur!!

    Sokka: dinner!!

    Sokka eats momo

    Aang what the heck that not supposed to happen you idiot!!

    Sokka: i thought i was supposed to be hungry?

    Aang: ggrr, ok get the other lemur!

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    DMClover314

    [2317]Jul 27, 2007
    • member since: 02/23/07
    • level: 31
    • rank: Blues Brother
    • posts: 2,342
    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    If Sokka was on the radio.

    Sokka: Your tuning into radio Boomerang, I am your host; Sokka the Boomerang Guy. Remember guys, you can just call me Sokka and all you lovely ladies out there can call me anything just so long as you call me often.

    Pushes button *wolf whistle*

    Sokka: Now we come to my favourite part of the show; reaching out. This is part where I reach out and offer advice to those smart enough to want it. Ok call number one, talk to me.

    Haru: Hi, its Haru.

    Sokka: Hey man, it's been ages. How you been?

    Haru: Can't complain.

    Sokka: What can I do for you?

    Haru: Well you see there's this girl I like. The problem is that I'm not sure if she likes me back.

    Sokka: Have you thought about telling her how you feel.

    Haru: Oh no I couldn't do that. What if she doesn't like me back?

    Sokka: You won't know unless you try. Come on, you've got nothing to lose.

    Haru: I don't know.

    Sokka: Come on Haru be a man, right here right now tell on radio land tell that woman you love her.

    Haru: You're right! Katara I *click*

    Sokka: Whoops, got disconnected, must be a bad connection. Let's move on to caller number two.

    Zuko: Hi my name is...uh...Lee and I'm calling because daddy didn't love me!!!

    Sokka: Zuko you cry baby we told you to stop calling this number.

    Zuko: No my name is Lee I swear.

    Sokka: *sigh* Look behind you it's the avatar.

    Zuko: THE AVATAR!!!

    *click*

    Sokka: Ok...caller number three if you're listening show me some love.

    Aang: Uh...Love?

    Sokka: Right on brother, who is this?

    Aang: My name is Bonzu Pipinpadelopsocopolis III

    Sokka: Well Bonzu my friend. What can I do for you?

    Aang: Well you see there is this girl I like.

    Sokka: Go on.

    Aang: But it seems to me that ever time I try to let her know how I feel things get in the way.

    Sokka: What sort of things?

    Aang: Well firstly we keep meeting good looking guys who show an interest in her.

    Sokka: And those she show any interest back?

    Aang: I'm sure sometimes but they don't last very long.

    Sokka: Hate to break it to you but she sounds like a bit of a scank, is she really worth your time?

    Aang: Don't talk about your sis...er... I mean don't talk about her like that. She is most amazing person in the world. Those jerks just take advantage of her.

    Sokka: Alright point taken. Though if the competition are all jerks what's the problem?

    Aang: Well you see, it's her brother. He's really protective of her.

    Sokka: I know where this guy is coming from; I know I would personally skin anyone that got to close to Katara that I didn't approve of.

    Aang: ...er... good to know. So what I was wondering is if I could hook up with this girl without having to tell her brother about it?

    Sokka: Bad idea. When he finds out what you did he'll probably get mad and that won't help your relationship.

    Aang: Well what if he doesn't find out, he's not that bright.

    Sokka: Hey give the guy some respect; he shares the same gene pool as the girl you're trying to get. Besides what would this girl think if you went about disrespecting her brother?

    Aang: *sigh* you're right. So what do you think I should do?

    Sokka: Well I suggest you try getting the brother's blessing to date his sister.

    Aang: You sure?

    Sokka: Definitely, it gets you in the brother's good books and it shows the girl that you are willing to go the distance.

    Aang: Ok, I'll try that thanks Sokka.

    Sokka: Anytime.

    *click*

    Sokka: Well I guess that's all for now, so we'll move on to... wait wait it seems that another caller just came in.

    Aang: Hey Sokka it's Aang here. I was wondering if we could meet up after your done. There's something I need to ask you.

    Sokka: Yeah sure I'll catch up with you after I'm done here and we'll go get a bite to eat.

    Aang: Thanks Sokka.

    *click*

    Sokka: no idea what that was about. Anyway I'll be back right after this message from or sponser.

    Announcer: Hey there, fed up with reality? Sick of boring desert travel? Got a really bad thirst? Solve all these problems with cactus juice, it's the quenchiest.

    Warning: not to be drunk while pregnant, using heavy machinery, doing difficult bending or attempting to make comprehensible conversation.


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    C1991

    [2318]Jul 27, 2007
    • member since: 01/07/06
    • level: 13
    • rank: Regal Beagle
    • posts: 2,478

    I guess Nobody saw this one?

    C1991 wrote:

    *2 men walk up to master Yu*

    Man#1: Hello, what's your name?

    Yu: Yu

    Man#2: oh, I'm Lou Costello. This is my friend Bud Abbot. And you are...

    Yu: Yes

    Abbot: yes to what?

    Yu: I'm Yu.

    Abbot: but I'm me. You can't be me, you have to be you.

    Yu: Yes.

    Costello: To what?

    Yu: That I'm Yu

    Abbot: who are you?

    Yu: Yu

    Abbot: I mean What's your name?

    Yu: Yu

    Costello: I'm Costello. He's Abbot. You are...

    Yu: Yu

    Abbot: me?

    Yu: no, Yu

    Costello: let's just call him "You"

    Yu: that's what I was trying to tell you. I'm Yu.

    Abbot: F*CK IT!!!

    Yu: what's his problem?

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    kia209

    [2319]Jul 27, 2007
    • member since: 03/06/07
    • level: 13
    • rank: Regal Beagle
    • posts: 820
    C1991 wrote:

    I guess Nobody saw this one?

    C1991 wrote:

    *2 men walk up to master Yu*

    Man#1: Hello, what's your name?

    Yu: Yu

    Man#2: oh, I'm Lou Costello. This is my friend Bud Abbot. And you are...

    Yu: Yes

    Abbot: yes to what?

    Yu: I'm Yu.

    Abbot: but I'm me. You can't be me, you have to be you.

    Yu: Yes.

    Costello: To what?

    Yu: That I'm Yu

    Abbot: who are you?

    Yu: Yu

    Abbot: I mean What's your name?

    Yu: Yu

    Costello: I'm Costello. He's Abbot. You are...

    Yu: Yu

    Abbot: me?

    Yu: no, Yu

    Costello: let's just call him "You"

    Yu: that's what I was trying to tell you. I'm Yu.

    Abbot: F*CK IT!!!

    Yu: what's his problem?



    That is the best one!!!!!!!!!!1
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    tomtitan

    [2320]Jul 28, 2007
    • member since: 03/01/07
    • level: 19
    • rank: Fall Guy
    • posts: 10,891
    we want another avatar college thing azula sis, they're funny!
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