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    confucioussayhi

    [1201]Jan 8, 2007
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    Bensonrocks wrote:

    NOOOO!! How could I have been so clueless??? Whatever.?? How do I edit my sig?

    I shall now take it upon myself to post a blooper!

    From "The Blue Spirit"

    Aang: Look at him, he thinks he's an Earthbender!

    Sokka: Take that, you sock!

    Director: CUT!?? It's ROCK, Sokka, not SOCK!

    Take 2

    Sokka:?? Take a rock, you that!

    Take 873

    Sokka: I like toast.?? And rocks with socks.

    Director:?? SOKKA!!?? Wait, is that alcohol I smell on your breath?

    Sokka: No!?? I swear to drunk I'm not God!

    Director(*sighs*):?? Okay, guys, Sokka is unable to do this properly.?? Can I get a professional in here?

    *cricket chirps*

    Director: No one??? Okay, then I'LL pick someone out.?? How about you, Elliot Stabler?

    Katara: Um, director??? Stabler's like, almost forty; how is he supposed to pass as brother?

    Elliot: ...........

    Director: It's called paint, kid.?? It's cheap and comes in a happy bucket thing.

    Katara and Aang:?? But there's no-

    Director: ACTION!

    *Elliot slams Aang against the wall*

    Elliot: Where are you hiding Olivia??? What did you do to her?

    Aang: Who?

    Elliot:?? You are under arrest for the imaginary kidnapping of Olivia Benson.?? You have the right to give up your rights.?? And remember, I can hold you for 24 hours without caring in the slightest.

    Katara:

    Director:?? CUT!!

    Mike and Bryan:

    Sokka th Sock-bender. Lol. Go to prefs up by your name. Got to Boards and at the bottom of that page there is you sig.

    Edited on 01/08/2007 4:42pm
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    confucioussayhi

    [1202]Jan 8, 2007
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    (Zuko is talking to himself)

    Aang-What's with Zuko?

    Sokka-Well, Ozai slapped him and he snapped.

    Aang-Sucks for him.

    Sokka-Yeah, it's horrible. Look I'm gonna go bone Yue's dead body, look after frizzbrain for me, ok?

    Aang-...o..k.

    Zuko-(singing)Oh, I wish I was the lord of the firenation, That is what I truly want to beeeee! Cause if I was the lord of the firenation, everyone would be in love with meeeee!

    Aang-(snorts)

    Zuko-WHAT!?!?!? You dare make jest of the sacred anthem of my mother nation!?!?!? DIEEEEEE!!!!!!

    Aang-You're so f*cked up it isn't funny, even though I'm laughing at you. Where's Katara, I need to let off some 'steam'.

    Zuko-Aang isn't screwing my queen, Aang isn't screwing....

    Edited on 01/08/2007 4:52pm
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    PhoenixAngel37

    [1203]Jan 8, 2007
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    confucioussayhi wrote:
    (Zuko is talking to himself)
    Aang-What's with Zuko?
    Sokka-Well, Ozai slapped him and he snapped.
    Aang-Sucks for him.
    Sokka-Yeah, it's horrible. Look I'm gonna go bone Yue's dead body, look after frizzbrain for me, ok?
    Aang-...o..k.
    Zuko-(singing)Oh, I wish I was the lord of the firenation, That is what I truly want to beeeee! Cause if I was the lord of the firenation, everyone would be in love with meeeee!
    Aang-(snorts)
    Zuko-WHAT!?!?!? You dare make jest of the sacred anthem of my mother nation!?!?!? DIEEEEEE!!!!!!
    Aang-You're so f*cked up it isn't funny, even though I'm laughing at you. Where's Katara, I need to let off some 'steam'.
    Zuko-Aang is screwing my queen, Aang isn't screwing....
    OMG!!!!
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    5Cartooner9

    [1204]Jan 8, 2007
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    Hehehehe!
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    Bensonrocks

    [1205]Jan 8, 2007
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    Merci beaucoup, mon ami.

    I've been trying to figure out how to do that for forever.

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    5Cartooner9

    [1206]Jan 8, 2007
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    Bensonrocks wrote:

    Merci beaucoup, mon ami.

    I've been trying to figure out how to do that for forever.



    ?
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    5Cartooner9

    [1207]Jan 8, 2007
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    Some one write a blooper, I'm all out.
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    Spike815

    [1208]Jan 8, 2007
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    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Bensonrocks wrote:

    Merci beaucoup, mon ami.

    I've been trying to figure out how to do that for forever.

    ?

    Theres only ne way to deal with these frenchies. *Pulls out water gun* NOW SURRENDER OR GET WET!

    Sorry about that...

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    confucioussayhi

    [1209]Jan 8, 2007
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    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Some one write a blooper, I'm all out.

    Aang-Ha! Can't beat your dead horse any longer huh!?
    Zuko-Shut up, q*eer.
    Aang-What!?
    Zuko-Remember that joke you made at the christmas party?
    Aang-The "How many lemurs does it take to screw an air bison" one?
    Sokka-I still have nightmares.
    Katara-Yeah, Aang that was twisted.
    Aang-I was drunk!
    Toph-Off eggnog?
    Aang-What!? You said that was Jack f*cking Daniels!
    Toph-Duh, thats what I said.
    Katara-Wanna see the picture?
    Zuko-Oh, God no!
    Sokka-I still have nightmares.
    There, you little whiner.
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    5Cartooner9

    [1210]Jan 8, 2007
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    Ok heres 1

    Sokka: My @$$ is green.
    Aang: WTF? Why did you tell us this, and why the h3ll is your @$$ green?
    Sokka: How the h3ll should I know?
    Toph: It's your @$$.
    Sokka: I think I got it from Azula. She had a cold when we were screwing.
    Katara: Ohhhhhh. Was her @$$ green?
    Sokka: Nope it was periwinkle.
    Toph: Ok, just shut the F*** up.
    Sokka: Ok.
    All: *Silence*
    Cricket: Chirp, chirp.....chirp, chirp..... chirf*ckp chiryoup, chirsokkap!
    Aang: Holy $hit!!! That cricket just said, "F*** you, Sokka"!!! Holy god d@mn!
    Toph: I hear it too!! OMG! Hahahah!!
    Cricket: Fukirp chiyoup, cSokkairp.
    Aang: HAHAHAHAH!!! He said it again! Yea Sokka, f*** you!
    Katara: *ronfl*
    Sokka: Shut up, b****es!
    Azula: I'll f*** Sokka!
    Aang: Where the h3ll did you come from?
    Sokka: NO WHERE! It's not like I have her hidden and we f*** every night and day.
    Toph: Ohhhhhhhh, ok. *snicker, snicker*
    Aang, Katara, Toph: *snicker, snicker*
    Cricket: chf***p chyoup, chSokkap
    Sokka: D@mn that thing to h3ll!!!!!!!

    *tries to squish it, but misses and break his foot on a rock*

    Sokka: D@mn it!! D@mn it!! D@mn everything to h3ll in the @$$!!
    Satan: Ok.

    *They get kicked in the @$$ and go to h3ll*

    Sokka: WTF? I didn't even die!!! This is bulls-
    Satan: BB**TTTCCHHH!!

    I actually had a lot of fun writing this. I meant for it to be half as long, but I just kept adding to it.
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    5Cartooner9

    [1211]Jan 8, 2007
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    confucioussayhi wrote:
    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Some one write a blooper, I'm all out.

    Aang-Ha! Can't beat your dead horse any longer huh!?
    Zuko-Shut up, q*eer.
    Aang-What!?
    Zuko-Remember that joke you made at the christmas party?
    Aang-The "How many lemurs does it take to screw an air bison" one?
    Sokka-I still have nightmares.
    Katara-Yeah, Aang that was twisted.
    Aang-I was drunk!
    Toph-Off eggnog?
    Aang-What!? You said that was Jack f*cking Daniels!
    Toph-Duh, thats what I said.
    Katara-Wanna see the picture?
    Zuko-Oh, God no!
    Sokka-I still have nightmares.
    There, you little whiner.


    LMAO. Thx for that. It was gettin boring around here.
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    confucioussayhi

    [1212]Jan 8, 2007
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    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Ok heres 1

    Sokka: My @$$ is green.
    Aang: WTF? Why did you tell us this, and why the h3ll is your @$$ green?
    Sokka: How the h3ll should I know?
    Toph: It's your @$$.
    Sokka: I think I got it from Azula. She had a cold when we were screwing.
    Katara: Ohhhhhh. Was her @$$ green?
    Sokka: Nope it was periwinkle.
    Toph: Ok, just shut the F*** up.
    Sokka: Ok.
    All: *Silence*
    Cricket: Chirp, chirp.....chirp, chirp..... chirf*ckp chiryoup, chirsokkap!
    Aang: Holy $hit!!! That cricket just said, "F*** you, Sokka"!!! Holy god d@mn!
    Toph: I hear it too!! OMG! Hahahah!!
    Cricket: Fukirp chiyoup, cSokkairp.
    Aang: HAHAHAHAH!!! He said it again! Yea Sokka, f*** you!
    Katara: *ronfl*
    Sokka: Shut up, b****es!
    Azula: I'll f*** Sokka!
    Aang: Where the h3ll did you come from?
    Sokka: NO WHERE! It's not like I have her hidden and we f*** every night and day.
    Toph: Ohhhhhhhh, ok. *snicker, snicker*
    Aang, Katara, Toph: *snicker, snicker*
    Cricket: chf***p chyoup, chSokkap
    Sokka: D@mn that thing to h3ll!!!!!!!

    *tries to squish it, but misses and break his foot on a rock*

    Sokka: D@mn it!! D@mn it!! D@mn everything to h3ll in the @$$!!
    Satan: Ok.

    *They get kicked in the @$$ and go to h3ll*

    Sokka: WTF? I didn't even die!!! This is bulls-
    Satan: BB**TTTCCHHH!!

    I actually had a lot of fun writing this. I meant for it to be half as long, but I just kept adding to it.
    Damn crickets.
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    BradyBannister5

    [1213]Jan 8, 2007
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    tico1125 wrote:
    BradyBannister5 wrote:

    Aang and Katara 30 years old...married... Katara is having her first child.

    Katara: AAAAAGGGHHHH!!!

    Aang: whoa..

    Doctor: it's a boy!

    Baby: WAAAHHH!!!

    Aang: aww...it looks...nothing like me! what's with the scar on it's right eye?

    Katara: umm...genetic mix up? ..........hehe...yea

    1 year later.. they named the baby Rozu. wow, what a strange name...

    Katara: AANG! i think little Rozu is saying his first words!

    Rozu: i..have..cap..ava..rest..or

    Katara: huh?

    Aang: what are you saying?

    (mumbles jiberish for 5 minutes then gets it right)

    Rozu: i have to capture the avatar to restore my honor!

    Aang: what the freak? ...where did he get that from...

    Katara: uhhh.....uh...hehe...no CLUE!!! hehe...yea..

    5 years later at bending academy

    Katara: so, you think he'll be a water or air bender?

    Aang: dunno

    Master: please, try to bend

    (Rozu shoots a fire blast right to aang)

    Aang: huh? how can he firebend if...ohhhhh...i finally get it. HEY KATARA!!!...where did she go

    (runs around campus)

    (finds Katara and Zuko making out)

    Aang: hey, get your hands off of her! my wife had your baby b***h!

    Zuko: yea, but thats YOUR problem now!

    Aang: no, you did this to me, so your gonna pitch in!

    Zuko: nope sorry. (runs away and never seen again)

    10 years later

    Aang: hey son you wanna watch some fights with me?

    Rozu: no dad, its time i kill you!!!!!

    Aang: HUH!!!??!!??!!?

    Momo: COOL, I'M STILL ALIVE AFTER ALL THESE YEARS!!!!

    THE END!! or is it? no it is!


    I expect nothing less from a Zutara shipper.?? I give it a 7 our of ten.?? It was funny but not hilarious.

    hey, i'm not a zutara shipper. i'm not a shipper at all.

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    Bensonrocks

    [1214]Jan 8, 2007
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    Spike815 wrote:

    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Bensonrocks wrote:

    Merci beaucoup, mon ami.

    I've been trying to figure out how to do that for forever.

    ?

    Theres only ne way to deal with these frenchies. *Pulls out water gun* NOW SURRENDER OR GET WET!

    Sorry about that...

    I was just thanking confucioussayhi for helping me out!

    *Gets blasted in the stomach with water gun*

    *Erghlp*!!!

    I'M NOT FRENCH! I've taken three years' worth of it at school, and have just started my fourth.

    DON'T SHOOT ME AGAIN!!??

    *Gets blasted again*

    AAAUUUGGHHHHHH!!!

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    confucioussayhi

    [1215]Jan 8, 2007
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    Bensonrocks wrote:
    Spike815 wrote:

    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Bensonrocks wrote:

    Merci beaucoup, mon ami.

    I've been trying to figure out how to do that for forever.

    ?

    Theres only ne way to deal with these frenchies. *Pulls out water gun* NOW SURRENDER OR GET WET!

    Sorry about that...

    I was just thanking confucioussayhi for helping me out!

    *Gets blasted in the stomach with water gun*

    *Erghlp*!!!

    I'M NOT FRENCH! I've taken three years' worth of it at school, and have just started my fourth.

    DON'T SHOOT ME AGAIN!!??

    *Gets blasted again*

    AAAUUUGGHHHHHH!!!

    *hops in front of benson* I can't die, do your worst.
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    confucioussayhi

    [1216]Jan 8, 2007
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    confucioussayhi wrote:
    Bensonrocks wrote:
    Spike815 wrote:

    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Bensonrocks wrote:

    Merci beaucoup, mon ami.

    I've been trying to figure out how to do that for forever.

    ?

    Theres only ne way to deal with these frenchies. *Pulls out water gun* NOW SURRENDER OR GET WET!

    Sorry about that...

    I was just thanking confucioussayhi for helping me out!

    *Gets blasted in the stomach with water gun*

    *Erghlp*!!!

    I'M NOT FRENCH! I've taken three years' worth of it at school, and have just started my fourth.

    DON'T SHOOT ME AGAIN!!??

    *Gets blasted again*

    AAAUUUGGHHHHHH!!!

    *hops in front of benson* I can't die, do your worst.
    Wow, I'm exceptionally nice today. I'll kill somthing tomorrow. Call me Mike.
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    confucioussayhi

    [1217]Jan 8, 2007
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    confucioussayhi wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    Bensonrocks wrote:
    Spike815 wrote:

    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Bensonrocks wrote:

    Merci beaucoup, mon ami.

    I've been trying to figure out how to do that for forever.

    ?

    Theres only ne way to deal with these frenchies. *Pulls out water gun* NOW SURRENDER OR GET WET!

    Sorry about that...

    I was just thanking confucioussayhi for helping me out!

    *Gets blasted in the stomach with water gun*

    *Erghlp*!!!

    I'M NOT FRENCH! I've taken three years' worth of it at school, and have just started my fourth.

    DON'T SHOOT ME AGAIN!!??

    *Gets blasted again*

    AAAUUUGGHHHHHH!!!

    *hops in front of benson* I can't die, do your worst.
    Wow, I'm exceptionally nice today. I'll kill somthing tomorrow. Call me Mike.
    Oh! And you are welcome, my friend. Spanish and french are very close.
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    Spike815

    [1218]Jan 8, 2007
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    confucioussayhi wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    confucioussayhi wrote:
    Bensonrocks wrote:
    Spike815 wrote:

    5Cartooner9 wrote:
    Bensonrocks wrote:

    Merci beaucoup, mon ami.

    I've been trying to figure out how to do that for forever.

    ?

    Theres only ne way to deal with these frenchies. *Pulls out water gun* NOW SURRENDER OR GET WET!

    Sorry about that...

    I was just thanking confucioussayhi for helping me out!

    *Gets blasted in the stomach with water gun*

    *Erghlp*!!!

    I'M NOT FRENCH! I've taken three years' worth of it at school, and have just started my fourth.

    DON'T SHOOT ME AGAIN!!??

    *Gets blasted again*

    AAAUUUGGHHHHHH!!!

    *hops in front of benson* I can't die, do your worst.
    Wow, I'm exceptionally nice today. I'll kill somthing tomorrow. Call me Mike.
    Oh! And you are welcome, my friend. Spanish and french are very close.


    Oh, your not french? My bad...

    wait! Your not Canadian are you? *Tries to fire water gun again but is out of water*
    You win this time Canada, but one day *shakes fist*
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    ardron

    [1219]Jan 8, 2007
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    I'm here now to reek k(Sp?) jk
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    Bensonrocks

    [1220]Jan 8, 2007
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    No, not Canadi-AUGH!

    Get rid of that dang water gun already!

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