| 70sguygx wrote: |
| Scene from Avatar Day: Guy #1: Avatar, you're under arrest. Aang: Nuhuhuh... Can't touch me! (Sings Peter's song) Aang: (When finished) Except for you Katara, you can touch me! |
You watched this I bet!
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| 70sguygx wrote: |
| Scene from Avatar Day: Guy #1: Avatar, you're under arrest. Aang: Nuhuhuh... Can't touch me! (Sings Peter's song) Aang: (When finished) Except for you Katara, you can touch me! |
You watched this I bet!
| 5Cartooner9 wrote: |
| *Aang freezes himself in ice but no one un-freezes him* Aang: Sh**t! What's taking them so long? This sucks. I'm cold as h3ll. *Stays there until 1000 years in the future. Future Aang calling present Aang: Aang, Do NOT freeze yourself! Present Aang: Who are you? How do you know my name? Future Aang: I am you from the future. Present Aang: Suck my balls, Monk Gyastso, you f@ggot. Future Aang: F**ck no, you dumb@$$. It's me- or you from the future. Ask me a question about ourselves. Present Aang: How long is my d*ck? Future Aang: 4 inches. Present Aang: Haha! NO! I don't have one. Future Aang: What the h3ll does that matter? Look, you stupid f**ck. If you freeze yourself, The future will be a living h3ll. The fire nation takes over! Present Aang: You can kiss my @$$, cause I'm freezing myself. How are you talking to me anyway? Future Aang: It's a new invention. Called a phone. Present Aang: Well that's g@y. Suck my balls. *Present Aang hangs up the phone* Mmmmmmm, Thats all I can think of. I got that off of South Park. |
| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||
Is it me, or are their a lot more Sokkla fans out?! 8 and a half out of 10!! |
| Maylene wrote: | ||||
Thank you. |
| 5Cartooner9 wrote: |
| *When Katara and Aang are leaning in for the kiss in the secret love tunnel* Katara: Oww! You bit me, dumb@$$ Aang: Sorry, I've never done this before. Katara: I can see. Way to go, because you screwed up the kiss, the crystal things won't work. Aang: WELL IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M GAY!! Katara: You are??!! Well that explains alot. Like when I was feeling you to show you the octopus form. I was tryin to get you turned on. Aang: You were? Well I didn't fell anything. But I did feel it when me and Sokka were in the bath together. Katara: OMG!!!! What the h3ll!?! OHHHH sh**t!! AHHHHHHH!! Aang: Calm down, calm down. Deep breath. Katara: OK, Ok. You g@ys- I mean f@gs- I mean queers- I mean PEOPLE are just homos........ AHHHHHHHH!! You were in a bath together!! Sokka: Hey Aang.... |
| 5Cartooner9 wrote: |
| Well that narrows it down a bit. I'm all out of bloopers. |
| 5Cartooner9 wrote: |
| Ok here's one with straight people *Aang and Katara leaning for the kiss* Aang: We're going to run out of light any second now, aren't we? What are we going to do? Katara: What can we do? Aang: Mmmmmmm! Awwww yea. Katara: YES! Wow. I never new you were so good. Aang: I practiced on your mom alot. *Crystal lights get brighter and brighter. And brighter* *Aang and Katara STILL doing it* *Crystal lights getting brighter* *Crystal lights getting REALLY bright* *Aang and Katara still doing it* *Crystal lights getting ultravioletly bright* *Crystal lights exploding in a supersonic explosion killing everyone........ Except Joo Dee* |
| 5Cartooner9 wrote: |
| Aang: I wonder what kind of animal Arthur is. Sokka: He's a dog. Katara: No, sh**t head, he's a pig. Toph: Are you guys retarded? Its a bear. Aang: Hmmmmm... I think he's an anteater. Toph: Well that's a sh**ty thought. It's either a bear or a robot. Sokka: Why the h3ll would it be a robot? Toph: He could be! Besides, its definitly not a dog! He has a pet dog! Why would a dog have a pet dog? Man, your a dumb@$$. Katara: Arhtur might be a rat. Aang: I still think hes an anteater. Toph: F**ck you! It's a robot. Sokka: Maybe he's a dinosaur. Toph: NO, jack@$$! Dinosaurs are extinc! Sokka: It's a god d@mn cartoon! Aang: I'm pretty sure Arhtur is an anteater. Sokka, Google it. *Sokka Googles it and founds out it's a....... Lion?* Sokka: OMG Toph: WOW Katara: D@MN Aang: Sh**t. I thought for sure it was an anteater |
| 5Cartooner9 wrote: |
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| the_mental_teen wrote: | ||
OMG I can't take this g@y stuff...but it's still funny. 8 out of 10! FROM NOW ON, NO G@Y BLOOPERS OR ANYTHING WITH JOO DEE AS THE MAIN CHARACTER TO IT!!! |
| picketposter14 wrote: | ||||
aww... joo dee bloopers are fun... besides, i was gonna use her in my next weekend update blooper |
| picketposter14 wrote: |
| umm.... Ok, I've got one!!!! (sorry in advance) - it'd probably be your worst nightmare Mentalteen: Joo Dee, I have something to tell you... Joo Dee: What is it? Mentalteen: I truly and deeply love you! All the lies I said about you, and all the times I talked about how I hated you, it was really just a cover for my true, intimate, and sexual feelings for you... Joo Dee: mentalteen, i known it all along... Mentalteen: Really? Joo Dee: Yes, but there's something I must tell you... Mentalteen: Yes, go on... Me: *blantaly disregards the g@y/joo dee rule (well, sorta)* Joo Dee: Are you okay with having occasional three-ways with my partner? Mentalteen: WHA?!??! Joo Dee #2: I've been waiting for at least fifteen minutes now Joo Dee. I can only be turned on for so long!! |
Since it's my 300th post and I don't wanna wait until January, I'll make another Weekend Update blooper now...
*some of the news stories are old*
Announcer: It's Weekend Update! With Katara. And Sokka.
Katara: Hi, I'm Katara!
Sokka: I'm Sokka, and here are tonight's top stories!
Katara: The Afghanistan president and the Pakistani president refused to shake hands with each other at Wednesday???s White House dinner with President Bush. The evening was made even more awkward when Osama Bin Laden showed up with a date.
Sokka: Federal investigators found that a multi-million dollar project to build a police academy in Iraq has been so badly mismanaged that it???s a health risk to recruits. It???s all in the new movie, "Police Academy 8: Doing Asbestos We Can."
Katara: "State of Denial," a new book by Bob Woodward, claims that Donald Rumsfeld is arrogant, an indecisive bumbler, won???t admit mistakes, and won???t take responsibility. But to Rummie???s credit, it did say that on his resume.
Sokka: On Tuesday, President Bush reluctantly released portions of the classified report that stated the war in Iraq is adding to the terrorist threat around the world, though suspiciously, someone crossed out the word "Iraq" and wrote in gay dudes."
Katara: Rapper Chingo Bling is among the hip hop stars attending Saturday???s hip hop convention in Los Angeles aiming to educate young people about financial literacy. Again, that???s "Chingo Bling" on financial literacy.
Sokka: This week, house speaker Dennis Hastert denied claims that he knew about Mark Foley's emails to a teenage page, saying he was unaware of how bad Foley's transgressions were until last Friday when he forgot to knock.
Katara: In other top stories, Condoleeza Rice's surprise arrival in Baghdad was delayed for 30 minutes because of indirect fire at the airport and because she needed time to put on her bullet-proof hair.
Sokka: It was reported this week that a $20 million provision was put in a military spending bill to pay for a party celebrating the victory in Iraq and Afghanistan, so save the date: February 8, 3046.
Katara: As has recently become a custom, many people are beginning to believe that alcohol can lead in to other illegal activities. Here to comment on this is Earthbender, and drunk, King??Bumi.
King Bumi: Thank you for having me.
Sokka: So what's your stance on this debate?
King Bumi: Well, it's just no.
Katara: No?
King Bumi: Exactly. Alcohol never leads to any irrational decisions.
Sokka: Well what about when you let the FN take Omashu?
King Bumi: huh? *in a drunken daze*
Katara: King Bumi!
King Bumi: Whazzat? Oh right! So I don't think it leads to any irrational decisions. Take Mark Foley for example. I've been drunk for five years straight and I never dreamed of diddling the doinks of young boys.
Katara: Ok, that's enough. King Bumi, everyone!
Sokka: Iranian supreme leader ruled that masturbation during the month of Ramadan invalidates fasting. If that's true, then he's probably doing it wrong.
Katara: In Hollywood, more than a dozen pet owners are suing Hollywood Paws, an animal talent agency, for failing to turn their pets into stars. The agency says it wasn't there fault as many of the pets refused to do nudity.
Sokka: Also from entertainment, French authorities allegedly seized more than 100 tabs of the drug ecstasy from Jimmy Buffet; the good news is they found his lost shaker of salt.
Katara: The new fall television season is underway and so far ABC's show "Ugly Betty" is the season's big hit. Not to be undone, NBC has added a new show to their lineup, and here to talk about it is the star of that series, Fugly Betsy.
Fugly Betsy/Azula: It's an honor to be here.
Katara: Could you describe the show, please?
Azula: Certainly. Fugly Betsy will be just like Ugly Betty, just with more s*x.
Sokka: Anything else on the show
Azula: Umm... yes, actually!?? The director of the show will also be famous. Namely, Charro.
Katara: In other news, George Michael was arrested in London on suspicion of possessing marijuana when police found him asleep in his car. Apparently, someone forgot to wake him up before he go-goed.
Sokka: And lastly, according to the U.S. Census Bureau, sometime this month the U.S. population will reach 300 million... nice work, K-Fed.
Katara: For Weekend Update, I'm Katara!
Sokka: And I'm Sokka!
Katara: Good Night, and have a pleasant tomorrow.
