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PhoenixAngel37
[681]Dec 31, 2006
member since: 10/14/06
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20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity
??Current mood: curious
Category: Life
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Don t use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.
21. If you are in a store that is being robbed, ask the robber "Would you like that gift wrapped?".
- Disclaimer...I only wrote # 21. All the others were found on myspace.com. Thus I dont know this!
Edited on 12/31/2006 1:13pm
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picketposter14

[682]Dec 31, 2006

member since: 11/23/06
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the_mental_teen wrote:

lol, here's a blooper that's, again, involved with my FanFic, "The Outcast" (which, btw, is still making me have my crisis)

*This is CONTINUED from, like, 40-60 posts ago*

Noku: Where the f*** is Sokka?

Ito: How should I know, I was kidnapped by Azula!

Noku: I wonder if-

*They see a frozen rock fly through the wall in front of them*

Noku and Ito: SON OF A B****!!

*They look into the hole to see Aang, Katara, and Toph exhausted...and nude*

Ito: That's sick...

Noku: Why are you guys doing this when your only 12 and 14?!

Katara: It's funner this way.

Noku: NO IT ISN'T!!

Aang and Toph: How do you know!

Noku: ......don't make me.

Toph: You wouldn't!

Noku: I will if you don't shut up!

Aang: Oh, good come back s***head!

*Noku blasts fire at the trio, then he and Ito run out of the hospital*

Ito: You think they'll destroy the place again?

Noku: Why do you think we ran for it?

*The hospital collapses*

Noku: So this day saw the end of the last Airbender...when he was naked.

Ito: And the end of other ppl who were retarded, hurt, or just there to get attention.

Noku: Yeah...

(cont'd)

Noku: What a relief!

Ito: Yeah... HOLY SH*T!

*Gaang survived the hospital attack, and are still naked*

Noku: F*CK! and eww...

*Aang and Katara do disturbing Air and Waterbending moves on Noku and Ito*

Noku: Eww, we're naked

*Toph lifts the ground Noku and Ito are standing on and bring them to the Gaang and forces them at boulder point to join a threesome with her(\

Noku: This is so wrong.

Ito: Actually, I'm enjoying myself.

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the_mental_teen

[683]Dec 31, 2006

member since: 11/09/06
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PhoenixAngel37 wrote:

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

Current mood: curious Category: Life 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice. 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In." 5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds" 7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy." 8. Don t use any punctuation 9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk. 10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face. 11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go." 12. Sing Along At The Opera 13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme 14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day. 15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood. 16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom. 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" 18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!" 19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go." 20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

uhh...can you edit and space it so it's more readable? Thanks for posting this btw and I hope you go back to read previous bloopers made by the ATLA fans of the world

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the_mental_teen

[684]Dec 31, 2006

member since: 11/09/06
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picketposter14 wrote:

the_mental_teen wrote:

lol, here's a blooper that's, again, involved with my FanFic, "The Outcast" (which, btw, is still making me have my crisis)

*This is CONTINUED from, like, 40-60 posts ago*

Noku: Where the f*** is Sokka?

Ito: How should I know, I was kidnapped by Azula!

Noku: I wonder if-

*They see a frozen rock fly through the wall in front of them*

Noku and Ito: SON OF A B****!!

*They look into the hole to see Aang, Katara, and Toph exhausted...and nude*

Ito: That's sick...

Noku: Why are you guys doing this when your only 12 and 14?!

Katara: It's funner this way.

Noku: NO IT ISN'T!!

Aang and Toph: How do you know!

Noku: ......don't make me.

Toph: You wouldn't!

Noku: I will if you don't shut up!

Aang: Oh, good come back s***head!

*Noku blasts fire at the trio, then he and Ito run out of the hospital*

Ito: You think they'll destroy the place again?

Noku: Why do you think we ran for it?

*The hospital collapses*

Noku: So this day saw the end of the last Airbender...when he was naked.

Ito: And the end of other ppl who were retarded, hurt, or just there to get attention.

Noku: Yeah...

(cont'd)

Noku: What a relief!

Ito: Yeah... HOLY SH*T!

*Gaang survived the hospital attack, and are still naked*

Noku: F*CK! and eww...

*Aang and Katara do disturbing Air and Waterbending moves on Noku and Ito*

Noku: Eww, we're naked

*Toph lifts the ground Noku and Ito are standing on and bring them to the Gaang and forces them at boulder point to join a threesome with her(\

Noku: This is so wrong.

Ito: Actually, I'm enjoying myself.

That's f***ing disturbing and hilarious at the end! You're good at continuing, especially with characters you have no idea about, rofl.

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PhoenixAngel37

[685]Dec 31, 2006

member since: 10/14/06
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PhoenixAngel37 wrote:

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

??Current mood: curious

Category: Life

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

21. If you are in a store that is being robbed, ask the robber "Would you like that gift wrapped?".

- Disclaimer...I only wrote # 21. All the others were found on myspace.com. Thus I dont own this!

Did it!

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picketposter14

[686]Dec 31, 2006

member since: 11/23/06
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PhoenixAngel37 wrote:

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

??Current mood: curious

Category: Life

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

21. If you are in a store that is being robbed, ask the robber "Would you like that gift wrapped?".

- Disclaimer...I only wrote # 21. All the others were found on myspace.com. Thus I dont know this!

very, very hilarious

11 out of 10 (where is Cartooner?)

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the_mental_teen
[687]Dec 31, 2006
member since: 11/09/06
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Thank you, that's better.

I LMAO every time I read it, rofl
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PhoenixAngel37

[688]Dec 31, 2006

member since: 10/14/06
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picketposter14 wrote:

PhoenixAngel37 wrote:

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

??Current mood: curious

Category: Life

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

21. If you are in a store that is being robbed, ask the robber "Would you like that gift wrapped?".

- Disclaimer...I only wrote # 21. All the others were found on myspace.com. Thus I dont know this!

very, very hilarious

11 out of 10 (where is Cartooner?)

umm...pretend it is from Avatar

!

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the_mental_teen
[689]Dec 31, 2006
member since: 11/09/06
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I know how, instead of the money, it's gold pieces. And for #19 "Due to the fact that the Fire Nation hates you, you'll be fighting in the war" or something. I $uck at these, lol, I'll stick to my original bloopers
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ZutaraBeleiva

[690]Dec 31, 2006

member since: 12/02/06
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picketposter14 wrote:

PhoenixAngel37 wrote:

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

??Current mood: curious

Category: Life

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

21. If you are in a store that is being robbed, ask the robber "Would you like that gift wrapped?".

- Disclaimer...I only wrote # 21. All the others were found on myspace.com. Thus I dont know this!

very, very hilarious

11 out of 10 (where is Cartooner?)

guess what, guess what?!!!!!! i already did 11 of them!!!(smile)-seriously!

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the_mental_teen

[691]Dec 31, 2006

member since: 11/09/06
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ZutaraBeleiva wrote:

picketposter14 wrote:

PhoenixAngel37 wrote:

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

??Current mood: curious

Category: Life

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

21. If you are in a store that is being robbed, ask the robber "Would you like that gift wrapped?".

- Disclaimer...I only wrote # 21. All the others were found on myspace.com. Thus I dont know this!

very, very hilarious

11 out of 10 (where is Cartooner?)

guess what, guess what?!!!!!! i already did 11 of them!!!(smile)-seriously!

I wonder which ones?

P.S.

#1 is the funniest, love to see that someone would actually slow down, thinking it's a cop, I'd LMFAO!!

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PhoenixAngel37

[692]Dec 31, 2006

member since: 10/14/06
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the_mental_teen wrote:

ZutaraBeleiva wrote:

picketposter14 wrote:

PhoenixAngel37 wrote:

20 Ways to Maintain a Healthy Level of Insanity

??Current mood: curious

Category: Life

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, Ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In."

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy."

8. Don t use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."

12. Sing Along At The Opera

13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance , Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.......Send This To Someone To Make Them Smile.

21. If you are in a store that is being robbed, ask the robber "Would you like that gift wrapped?".

- Disclaimer...I only wrote # 21. All the others were found on myspace.com. Thus I dont know this!

very, very hilarious

11 out of 10 (where is Cartooner?)

guess what, guess what?!!!!!! i already did 11 of them!!!(smile)-seriously!

I wonder which ones?

P.S.

#1 is the funniest, love to see that someone would actually slow down, thinking it's a cop, I'd LMFAO!!

Lol ZB!!

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ZutaraBeleiva
[693]Dec 31, 2006
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i did:
3, 4, 7, 8, 9, 10, 15, 17, 18, 19, and 20. Except, with #19 i did that to my parents w/my little sis. I really wanna do #1, but i can't drive yet! (cries)
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the_mental_teen
[694]Dec 31, 2006
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*CONTINUED FROM MY LAST BLOOPER, the next day*

Noku: Oh dear God... *vomits*

Ito: Who knew Toph was so aggressive...

Aang: That's Toph!

Ito: I think my pelvis is broken...

*Noku looks down at his...you know*

Noku: I think I have Syphillis.

Katara: WTF is that?

Noku: A disease you get from wh0r3s.

Toph:

Ito: So, you have piferdosis, and I have a broken pelvis. Hey, where's Sokka?

Katara: Dead, now I'm more free than ever!

Noku: Oh God... *vomits, again*

*Noku itches it*

Aang: Stop scratching your balls in front of us!

Noku: That's what Syphillis does! Makes you itch in the wrong spot...

Ito: Poor dude, didn't even ask for it...
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ZutaraBeleiva

[695]Dec 31, 2006

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the_mental_teen wrote:

*CONTINUED FROM MY LAST BLOOPER, the next day*

Noku: Oh dear God... *vomits*

Ito: Who knew Toph was so aggressive...

Aang: That's Toph!

Ito: I think my pelvis is broken...

*Noku looks down at his...you know*

Noku: I think I have Syphillis.

Katara: WTF is that?

Noku: A disease you get from wh0r3s.

Toph:

Ito: So, you have piferdosis, and I have a broken pelvis. Hey, where's Sokka?

Katara: Dead, now I'm more free than ever!

Noku: Oh God... *vomits, again*

*Noku itches it*

Aang: Stop scratching your balls in front of us!

Noku: That's what Syphillis does! Makes you itch in the wrong spot...

Ito: Poor dude, didn't even ask for it...

all i gotta say is.....EEEEEWWWWW!!!!....*barfs in a nearby garbage can*

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picketposter14

[696]Dec 31, 2006

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the_mental_teen wrote:

*CONTINUED FROM MY LAST BLOOPER, the next day*

Noku: Oh dear God... *vomits*

Ito: Who knew Toph was so aggressive...

Aang: That's Toph!

Ito: I think my pelvis is broken...

*Noku looks down at his...you know*

Noku: I think I have Syphillis.

Katara: WTF is that?

Noku: A disease you get from wh0r3s.

Toph:

Ito: So, you have piferdosis, and I have a broken pelvis. Hey, where's Sokka?

Katara: Dead, now I'm more free than ever!

Noku: Oh God... *vomits, again*

*Noku itches it*

Aang: Stop scratching your balls in front of us!

Noku: That's what Syphillis does! Makes you itch in the wrong spot...

Ito: Poor dude, didn't even ask for it...

(cont'd)

Noku: Let's head to the hospital so I can get my... you know... checked out

Ito: We can't *looks at ruins of the hospital*

Noku: Oh yeah... *itches again*

Aang: Quit itching before I rip your f***ing nipples off.

Noku: Blame your whore-friend Toph.

Toph: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

Aang: Did you just dis one of my lovers?

Noku: Maybe I did.

Aang: Die!

Ito: This won't go well

*Aang and Noku start wrestling*

Sokka: I'm back!

All: FROM THE DEAD?!?!

Sokka: No, from my love session with Suki...

All: oh, eww. We'd prefer that you had been dead

Aang: Get over here, I want some lovin with you and your sister and i need a third!

Sokka: Are you kidding? I can't get footage like this anywhere? *tapes Aang and Noku's fight*

*Aang wins*

Aang: HA B*TCH! Now you have to screw toph again!

Noku: SH*T!

Ito: Hello? I need someone?

Toph: Get in here, b*tch!

*grabs Ito*

Ito: SAVE ME!

FIN

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the_mental_teen

[697]Dec 31, 2006

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ZutaraBeleiva wrote:

the_mental_teen wrote:

*CONTINUED FROM MY LAST BLOOPER, the next day*

Noku: Oh dear God... *vomits*

Ito: Who knew Toph was so aggressive...

Aang: That's Toph!

Ito: I think my pelvis is broken...

*Noku looks down at his...you know*

Noku: I think I have Syphillis.

Katara: WTF is that?

Noku: A disease you get from wh0r3s.

Toph:

Ito: So, you have piferdosis, and I have a broken pelvis. Hey, where's Sokka?

Katara: Dead, now I'm more free than ever!

Noku: Oh God... *vomits, again*

*Noku itches it*

Aang: Stop scratching your balls in front of us!

Noku: That's what Syphillis does! Makes you itch in the wrong spot...

Ito: Poor dude, didn't even ask for it...

all i gotta say is.....EEEEEWWWWW!!!!....*barfs in a nearby garbage can*

That was the first time I made someone barf!

*CONTINUED*

*Noku vomits, again*

Noku: Katara...give...me your water...I'm going to dehydrate...

Katara: I kinda used it on our...night

Noku: How?!

*Remembers what Ito saw in the p0rn movie and gets ideas*

Noku: Are you s****ing me?!

Aang: That little waterfall scene felt good...

Ito: Please don't go into details!

*Everyone is quiet. Then Noku barfs again*

Noku: WATER!!!

Toph: The lake is right next to you.

Noku: Oh thanks...

*Drinks it, then barfs again*

Noku: THIS IS MY OWN VOMIT!!

Toph:

*Itch itch itch*

Aang: God D@mn, that's sick...

Noku: Any hospital nearby?

Katara: The one we came from!

Ito: He means one that's still standing dumb@$$!

Katara: No, there is one behind the one we came from!

*points to the last hospital*

Noku: That's *vomits* g@y...

Ito: *THINKS* Hope Azula is still alive, she's s3xy!

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picketposter14

[698]Dec 31, 2006

member since: 11/23/06
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the_mental_teen wrote:

ZutaraBeleiva wrote:

the_mental_teen wrote:

*CONTINUED FROM MY LAST BLOOPER, the next day* Noku: Oh dear God... *vomits* Ito: Who knew Toph was so aggressive... Aang: That's Toph! Ito: I think my pelvis is broken... *Noku looks down at his...you know* Noku: I think I have Syphillis. Katara: WTF is that? Noku: A disease you get from wh0r3s. Toph:

Ito: So, you have piferdosis, and I have a broken pelvis. Hey, where's Sokka? Katara: Dead, now I'm more free than ever! Noku: Oh God... *vomits, again* *Noku itches it* Aang: Stop scratching your balls in front of us! Noku: That's what Syphillis does! Makes you itch in the wrong spot... Ito: Poor dude, didn't even ask for it...

all i gotta say is.....EEEEEWWWWW!!!!....*barfs in a nearby garbage can*

That was the first time I made someone barf! *CONTINUED* *Noku vomits, again* Noku: Katara...give...me your water...I'm going to dehydrate... Katara: I kinda used it on our...night Noku: How?! *Remembers what Ito saw in the p0rn movie and gets ideas* Noku: Are you s****ing me?! Aang: That little waterfall scene felt good... Ito: Please don't go into details! *Everyone is quiet. Then Noku barfs again* Noku: WATER!!! Toph: The lake is right next to you. Noku: Oh thanks... *Drinks it, then barfs again* Noku: THIS IS MY OWN VOMIT!! Toph:

*Itch itch itch* Aang: God D@mn, that's sick... Noku: Any hospital nearby? Katara: The one we came from! Ito: He means one that's still standing dumb@$$! Katara: No, there is one behind the one we came from! *points to the last hospital* was that after the one i just made? Noku: That's *vomits* g@y... Ito: *THINKS* Hope Azula is still alive, she's s3xy!

(cont'd from mentalteen's post right up above)

*awkward silence*

Toph: Hey, ya know who's more aggressive than me? All of us combined!

Katara: F*** YEAH!

Aang: Let's do it!

Noku: Oh god no *barfs again*

Ito: Here we go again. This time, nice and slow guys!

*they continue with their fivesome*

Suki: Sokka, I came back for you-- OMFG

*sees the fivesome plus a puddle of barf around them...

Suki:??*starts stripping* WAIT FOR ME!

Edited on 12/31/2006 2:11pm

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the_mental_teen

[699]Dec 31, 2006

member since: 11/09/06
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picketposter14 wrote:

the_mental_teen wrote:

*CONTINUED FROM MY LAST BLOOPER, the next day*

Noku: Oh dear God... *vomits*

Ito: Who knew Toph was so aggressive...

Aang: That's Toph!

Ito: I think my pelvis is broken...

*Noku looks down at his...you know*

Noku: I think I have Syphillis.

Katara: WTF is that?

Noku: A disease you get from wh0r3s.

Toph:

Ito: So, you have piferdosis, and I have a broken pelvis. Hey, where's Sokka?

Katara: Dead, now I'm more free than ever!

Noku: Oh God... *vomits, again*

*Noku itches it*

Aang: Stop scratching your balls in front of us!

Noku: That's what Syphillis does! Makes you itch in the wrong spot...

Ito: Poor dude, didn't even ask for it...

(cont'd)

Noku: Let's head to the hospital so I can get my... you know... checked out

Ito: We can't *looks at ruins of the hospital*

Noku: Oh yeah... *itches again*

Aang: Quit itching before I rip your f***ing nipples off.

Noku: Blame your whore-friend Toph.

Toph: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me

Aang: Did you just dis one of my lovers?

Noku: Maybe I did.

Aang: Die!

Ito: This won't go well

*Aang and Noku start wrestling*

Sokka: I'm back!

All: FROM THE DEAD?!?!

Sokka: No, from my love session with Suki...

All: oh, eww. We'd prefer that you had been dead

Aang: Get over here, I want some lovin with you and your sister and i need a third!

Sokka: Are you kidding? I can't get footage like this anywhere? *tapes Aang and Noku's fight*

*Aang wins*

Aang: HA B*TCH! Now you have to screw toph again!

Noku: SH*T!

Ito: Hello? I need someone?

Toph: Get in here, b*tch!

*grabs Ito*

Ito: SAVE ME!

FIN

LMAO, nice, but let me continue now, I think I may start a new comedy FanFic here!

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ZutaraBeleiva
[700]Dec 31, 2006
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