Part 1

Director: Okay, gaang, we've decided to let you out in to the real world for a little while. We believe you finally have enough self-control to do this.

Katara: Oh Director, thank you so much. I'm going to keep sucking up to you so my pay stays high even though I wish a vulture would rip off your arm.

Aang: Katara's looking so sexy... Then again, so is Zuko... I'm so undecided!

Sokka: I have to piss...

Toph: I can't see anything with that f****in fuzzball in front of my face... Does sokka have to piss?

Zuko: I love you. STOP BOTHERING ME! Why don't you love me anymore? I'm so happy we're still alive!

Iroh: Zuko, you sound like you're in conflict again...

Zuko: No, it's not that. I'm just pregnant

Iroh:

Aang's story

Aang: Hmm... who do I like more? Katara is hot and she's one he** of a waterbender... but Sokka would be my brother-in-law! Then again, Zuko is hot and I would never need to worry about running out of underwear... but I'd be marrying the enemy... Holy s*it! That building's on fire!

*Aang goes in to Avatar State and sends a small tidal wave and kills everyone except one man and one woman.

Fireman: Smooth move, @$$. Quick! Save one of them!

*Aang does nothing*

Fireman: WTF was that?!

Aang: I finally realized! I'm not??g@y??or??$traight, or bi... I'm a necrophiliac!

Fireman: 0_o

END OF PART 1

PART 2

Katara's Story

*Katara is in yet another part of the city*

Katara: I hate that fat @$$ director! I wish they'd fire his @$$! They probably can't cuz it's too big and full of sh*t

*little boy approaches*

Little Boy: Excuse me, but I need to know where my mommy is

Katara: Go scr*w a pigeon

Little Boy: What does that mean?

Katara: I said to go scr*w a f***ing pigeon!

Little Boy: Okay...

*some young guy approaches*

Katara: Ha, that must be the director. I'll get him now...

Young Guy: Excuse me, but...

Katara: DIE!!!!!

*Katara cuts the young man in half, only to find out he's not the director*

Katara: F***! THAT'S THE FIFTH TIME THIS WEEK, AND THE THIRTIETH TIME THIS MONTH!

*Katara storms off*

Little Boy: Where'd that girl go? I wanted to show her that I screwed the pigeon

*Little boy holds a dead pigeon with a screw in it*

Sokka's Story

*Sokka is in a bathroom*

Sokka: Oh, how I love to piss! Weeee

Big Tough Guy (BTG): Eww, you f@g

Sokka: Shut your @$$, b*tch. I like to piss

BTG: You pickin a fight?

Sokka: You want one, b*tch?

BTG: I will rip your arm off! I will kick your f****ing nipples off!

Sokka: Do you wanna cuddle?

BTG:

Sokka: Huh? DO YOU WANNA CUDDLE?

BTG: FREAK, I knew you were a f@g!

Sokka: I never said I wasn't, didn't I?

BTG: Umm... no....

*awkward silence*

Sokka: Wanna scr*w?

BTG: Man, you're slow!

Toph's Story

Toph: I hate this big fuzzball... I can't believe that @$$-headed old man made me take this loser

Toph:... OMG IT'S THE FIRE NATION

*Toph begins firing boulders all over the place, hitting anything and everything in sight*

*no motion*

Toph: Why aren't they fighting back

Toph:......

Toph: The FN isn't here Appa, is it?

Appa: No

Toph: And because your furry @$$ was in the way, I killed lots of innocent people

Appa: Pretty much

Toph: sh*t! YOU MADE ME KILL ALL THOSE F***ING PEOPLE. YOU RETARDED F***ING BISON! I CAN'T LIVE WITH MYSELF

*Toph commits suicide*

Appa: Lol, jk

END OF??PART 2??

Part 3

Zuko and Iroh's Story

Iroh: I still can't believe that you're pregnant. I think I'm going to barf. *barfs*

Zuko: I know. I'm so excited. NO I'M NOT! I'M GOING TO BE A HORRIBLE MOTHER!

Iroh: So how exactly did it happen?

Zuko: Well, it all started when Aang brought me a few cucumbers. Then some lubricant fell out of his knapsack, and then...

*Iroh hears little boy crying, thanks the spirit world for letting him miss part of the story*

Iroh: Wait, there's a little boy in trouble.

*approaches little boy*

Iroh: Here, I'll play you a song.

*begins playing*

Little Boy: You son of a b*tch mothaf***a! That's the worst piece of sh*t i've ever f****in heard! Let's get out of here, mom, Word to your mother!

Iroh

Zuko:... Ok, so then after that, sokka came in. And well, he was kinda in the mood, so we did it.

Iroh: I think I need to barf again *barfs*

*Everyone reconvenes at the starting point*

Director: So, how did everyone do?

Aang: I saved a burning building, and then I spent most of my time at the morgue.

Sokka: I got a new boyfriend!

All:0_o

Toph's Ghost: Aang's sh*theaded excuse for a bison made me kill myself!

Appa: I achieved my life-long dream!

Zuko: I had mood swings.... again.... and again... and again...

Iroh: I??learned that in an instant, the laws of reproduction and little children can change so quickly!

Katara: I learned that if you can't kill someone, kill everyone else!

*Katara brings up a huge tidal wave killing all in the city except the Gaang and Iroh and Zuko*

Zuko: Well, this is wonderful. How are we gonna get home so I can deliver my baby?

*Katara slices open Zuko and kills him, then drowns his unborn baby*

All: 0_o I dunno if we should be more shocked at the fact that Zuko was pregnant, or what Katara just did.

Aang: Well, I'm staying right here! Do you know how much I'll be getting thanks to Katara's tidal wave?

Sokka: Me too. I'm gonna go find my boyfriend and we're going to screw

Toph's Ghost: I'm gonna go to heaven

Appa: I'm gonna make sure Toph goes to he**

Iroh: Well, I guess I might as well stay too. Besides, with all this water I can make more tea. Hmm... *picks up a joint* look at this plant. It looks like it's so good, that people burn it and breathe in it's aroma... A NEW TEA! BRILLIANT!

FIN