iceroyale wrote: |
aang, toph, katara and zuko are walking. suddenly, a meteor falls between them. aang: wooow look at that fire zuko: i could use this.... katara: hell no, it's ours! toph: yea, back off hot pants! zuko: DIBS! toph: what?? zuko: dibs! i just called dibs. this is my meteor now! aang: the hell it is! we found it! katara: you can't call dibs on a meteor! zuko: sure i can, DIBS! see? i did it again! DIBS! aang: this is bullsh!t! toph: yea, there's three of us, and only one of you! we aren't letting you take it! zuko: soldiersss! toph: oh yeah, forgot about those..... *sokka comes along* aang: hey sokka what ya been doing: sokka: cleaning up appa's poo untill i saw this meteor strike. *sees zuko* sokka: what are you doing here??? zuko: checking out the meteor sokka: DIBS! aang, katara, toph: too late. sokka: dang you fools, don't you know the international protocol of dibs???? *soldiers smell sokka and run away* zuko: hey! where are you going?? *faces the rest* zuko: hehehehehe *runs away* sokka: I GOT SECoND DIBS! OKAY, THIS IS MY METEOR NOW...... SUCKER |
classic!
9 and a half out of 10!!!