| ssknight123 wrote: |
| lol that was priceless. funny too |
again, I thought it wouldn't be funny, but I got a good comment.
Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
| ssknight123 wrote: |
| lol that was priceless. funny too |
hold on... this i just had to post... so today two of my REALLY stupid friends said this and i had this to say in return (but a little bit adapted to Avatar)
*general silence*
Sokka: Wouldn't it stink if your teeth were tic tacs?
Iroh: Yeah... you'd like dissolve them
Sokka: Yeah, and they'd break all the time
Iroh: But your breath would always smell good
Sokka: Well sure, but then you'd have to keep replacing them
Aang (Me): And this is why the writers don't let you guys fight too much. You're dumbing up our breathing??air.
| picketposter14 wrote: |
| hold on... this i just had to post... so today two of my REALLY stupid friends said this and i had this to say in return (but a little bit adapted to Avatar) *general silence* Sokka: Wouldn't it stink if your teeth were tic tacs? Iroh: Yeah... you'd like dissolve them Sokka: Yeah, and they'd break all the time Iroh: But your breath would always smell good Sokka: Well sure, but then you'd have to keep replacing them Aang (Me): And this is why the writers don't let you guys fight too much. You're dumbing up our air. |
Toph Training Aang
Toph: Aang, i'm gonna shoot a rock at you and i want you to shoot it back at me. i'll aim to your chest.
Aang: ok
( toph shoots rock at aang and "misses")
Aang: OUCH!!! AGHH!! ( breathes heavily) UNHH!!!
( Gags)
Toph: whoops, i missed....
Aang: ( in high pitched voice) oh please, that "area" is no where near the chest!!
Training with Katara
Katara: ok, that's enough for now.
Aang: bend some water into my mouth
Katara: ok
(bends "wrong" water)
Aang: ewww, this water is (gags) nasty *cough* *cough*
Katara: oh here's the water right here.....umm...aang
Aang: (gags) yea, what *cough* is it?
Katara: umm..that wasn't water
Aang: huh?
Katara: umm...that was actually....
Sokka: hey guys! say, where is that sample of my urine at?
Aang: i don't know where it could...OMG!!! (pukes)
Alternative ending to Training with Katara
Katara: ok, that's enough for now.
Aang: bend some water into my mouth
Katara: ok
(bends water)
Aang: AAGGGHHH!!! that's not my mouth!
Katara: sorry but they both are holes
Aang: wrong hole sweetness!! besides, that's not anywhere near my mouth! crap i need a shower now because i feel awkward...
Sokka: can i have some water?
Katara: sure its right there
(drinks "water")
Katara: oh wait sokka, i just used up all the water...
Sokka: wait then what was......uh oh..
(gags then pukes then pukes more then crys)
Momo: (in his language) aww...there goes my special sokka drink...
THE END!!
| BradyBannister5 wrote: |
Toph Training Aang Toph: Aang, i'm gonna shoot a rock at you and i want you to shoot it back at me. i'll aim to your chest. Aang: ok ( toph shoots rock at aang and "misses") Aang: OUCH!!! AGHH!! ( breathes heavily) UNHH!!! ( Gags) Toph: whoops, i missed.... Aang: ( in high pitched voice) oh please, that "area" is no where near the chest!! Training with Katara Katara: ok, that's enough for now. Aang: bend some water into my mouth Katara: ok (bends "wrong" water) Aang: ewww, this water is (gags) nasty *cough* *cough* Katara: oh here's the water right here.....umm...aang Aang: (gags) yea, what *cough* is it? Katara: umm..that wasn't water Aang: huh? Katara: umm...that was actually.... Sokka: hey guys! say, where is that sample of my urine at? Aang: i don't know where it could...OMG!!! (pukes) Alternative ending to Training with Katara Katara: ok, that's enough for now. Aang: bend some water into my mouth Katara: ok (bends water) Aang: AAGGGHHH!!! that's not my mouth! Katara: sorry but they both are holes Aang: wrong hole sweetness!! besides, that's not anywhere near my mouth! crap i need a shower now because i feel awkward... Sokka: can i have some water? Katara: sure its right there (drinks "water") Katara: oh wait sokka, i just used up all the water... Sokka: wait then what was......uh oh.. (gags then pukes then pukes more then crys) Momo: (in his language) aww...there goes my special sokka drink... THE END!! |
| 5Cartooner9 wrote: |
| Katara: Aang, I have something to tell you. Aang (in his mind): *Please say "I love you" Please say "I love you" Please say "I love you"!* Katara: I'm a boy. Aang: Haha! Yessss! I knew it! I love you to honey- wait, what? Katara: I'm a boy. Aang: What? No you're not. Katara: Uhh, no I am. Aang: Well that's f**cked up. But you look and act like a girl. Katara: Yea, I know. So whatta ya say about Toph? She's pretty hot. Ya think I gotta chance wither her? Aang: Umm, whatever. Sokka: Hey Aang, I'm a girl. Aang: What the h3ll is going on here? Toph: I'm a guy. Aang: Ok, so who is who? Katara: I'm a gay I mean guy. Toph: I'm a guy. Sokka: I'm a girl. Aappa: I'm a wolf-bat. Hippie guy Chong: I'm a goth. *Aang wakes up from dream* Aang: Wheeeeewww! What a crzy dream I had, Katara. Katara, (in scary, manly, butch voice): Good morning. Why don't you tell us all about it? |
Aang, Sokka, Zuko, Iroh, Jet,??Haru, and the Foaming mouth guy at a local bar.
Bar Tender: so, whats on everybody's mind?
Aang: eh, trying to make this thing i got going with katara work out but she nags too much...
Zuko: yea she does....wait katara is my girl now
Jet: but the chick made out with me!
Foaming mouth guy: OUUUHHHH!!!!
Iroh: you too foaming mouth guy? wow, you guys have a sl*t on your hands!
Bar Tender: I say you all dump the dame!
All: .....yea!
Sokka: wow, the glass is spinning and i feel like a cloud...ha.ha...ha!
Aang: dude, you are totally wasted
Sokka: yea i ....i...uhh....know! hehe..
(song walks in)
Aang: mmm...baby maybe me and you can do some bending of our own if ya catch my drift!
(she ignores him)
Zuko: so uncle, how are things going for you?
Iroh: pretty good. hey guys i gotta go.
All: why?
Iroh: uhh...no reason.........BYE!!....(runs out)
All: whats going on?
(Iroh runs out to his car)
( He gets in)
( the car begins to bounce around)
Sokka: monkey doodles!!!!...ha....ha..ahhhh....
Jet: i'm gonna go see what's happening
(goes to car)
(opens door)
Jet: OHHH MY GOODNESS!!!!!!!!! EWWWWW!!!
Iroh: uh...well they please me.
Jet: ...............
Li ( old woman on azula's ship): his wrinkles are sexy
Lo (he sister): yes they are!
Jet: .......(gags)
(runs back in bar)
All but sokka: what's going on?
Sokka: this air hockey table is a good...uh...uhh...toilet!
Jet: I am officially have a scar for life!
Katara: (walks in) hey aang i...uh oh..
(runs off)
All: get back!!!
(run after her with weapons ready)
Haru: how come i haven't had a line in this whole blooper?
Sokka: I dont..umm..umm....whats the word i'm looking for......oh yea...know!
Haru: woot! this is my second line but the blooper is ending so i...
(blooper ends)
The End!!!
What happened to the male Toph
Toph: I can't wait to get my hands on that Katara girl. Man she is fine.
Sokka:??
later
Stage crew: What do you think killed him?
Director: I don't know, could it perhapes be THE METAL BOOMERANG STICKING OUT OF HIS BACK?!!!
| iceroyale wrote: |
| aang, toph, katara and zuko are walking. suddenly, a meteor falls between them. aang: wooow look at that fire zuko: i could use this.... katara: hell no, it's ours! toph: yea, back off hot pants! zuko: DIBS! toph: what?? zuko: dibs! i just called dibs. this is my meteor now! aang: the hell it is! we found it! katara: you can't call dibs on a meteor! zuko: sure i can, DIBS! see? i did it again! DIBS! aang: this is bullsh!t! toph: yea, there's three of us, and only one of you! we aren't letting you take it! zuko: soldiersss! toph: oh yeah, forgot about those..... *sokka comes along* aang: hey sokka what ya been doing: sokka: cleaning up appa's poo untill i saw this meteor strike. *sees zuko* sokka: what are you doing here??? zuko: checking out the meteor sokka: DIBS! aang, katara, toph: too late. sokka: dang you fools, don't you know the international protocol of dibs???? *soldiers smell sokka and run away* zuko: hey! where are you going?? *faces the rest* zuko: hehehehehe *runs away* sokka: I GOT SECoND DIBS! OKAY, THIS IS MY METEOR NOW...... SUCKER |
| picketposter14 wrote: | ||
LMAO 10 out of 10 |
| ssknight123 wrote: |
| (Aang and Sokka are on top of a tall building) Aang: Hey Sokka! I dare you to jump. Sokka: What? No! I'll die! Aang: No you won't! Sokka: Are you stupid? Aang: How about we jump together? Will that make you do it? Sokka: Die together? Sounds better than dying alone. Aang: Ok! On the count of three we jump. 1....2....3! *They jump* Sokka: AAAAAAHHH!!! Aang: *Laughing* Sokka: I love you Aang!! Aang: Yeah yeah you too! Sokka: Huh? *Sokka hits ground and dies and Aang uses his airbending to land softly* Aang: Now I don't have to listen to you with your stupid jokes! |
| picketposter14 wrote: |
hold on... this i just had to post... so today two of my REALLY stupid friends said this and i had this to say in return (but a little bit adapted to Avatar) *general silence* Sokka: Wouldn't it stink if your teeth were tic tacs? Iroh: Yeah... you'd like dissolve them Sokka: Yeah, and they'd break all the time Iroh: But your breath would always smell good Sokka: Well sure, but then you'd have to keep replacing them Aang (Me): And this is why the writers don't let you guys fight too much. You're dumbing up our breathing??air. |
| ChrisVisagie wrote: |
What happened to the male Toph Toph: I can't wait to get my hands on that Katara girl. Man she is fine. Sokka:?? later Stage crew: What do you think killed him? Director: I don't know, could it perhapes be THE METAL BOOMERANG STICKING OUT OF HIS BACK?!!! |
heres another one.
Haru:WOOT! at last im in a blooper
Aang: wtf you appeared in the one of the bar
Haru: BUT I DINDT SAY A F****** LINE!
Aang: because youre gay
Haru: shut up stupid arrow-boy
Aang: b**** yore dead *stabs him and kills him*
Sokka:YAY I CAN BE WITH MY GIRLFRIENDS AGAIN!
Ty lee: WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT!
Suki: I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR GIRFRIEND!
Jue: YOU LET ME DIE FOR NOTHING B******
Toph: *starts crying* B****
Ty lee: shut up you f****** blind
Toph: you shut up circus freak
suki: YOU shut up mrs f*** handicap
Toph: F*** YOU FREAK
Jue: F*** YOU ALL!
(all starts fighting)
zuko: im here!
all the girls??but katara??: YOURE DEAD STUPID! *everyone shoots suko*
aang: ... im .. going with ....katara
(katara and aang starts running and sokka tries to calm the fight but he gets in there and dies)
all: OMG YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND *everyone grabs a shotgun and starts shooting everybody*
azula: hey im ba... *gets shot*
iroh: wtf it hap * gets shot*
me: OMG wh * gets shot*
all: YOU KILLED THE BLOOPER CREA...
(blooper ends)
