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    kia209

    [2281]Jul 17, 2007
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Katara: Like, Aang, my foo, it's like soo sweeeet to see you! wuzzup, my glowin foo?
    Aang:...
    Katara: Why is yo be starin at me like dat, foo?
    Aang: Katara, what are you doing?!
    Katara: I juz practicin my accent for when we be goin to da fire nation, foo!
    Aang:...Katara, that's not how the firenation people talk, and you kinda suck at it anyways.
    Katara: I know dat, brudda! Dem firenation foos wont see wut hit em! So long as we be talkin like we be gangstas din dey wont evuh suspect we be their enemies, yo!
    Aang:...Even if that made sense, which it doesn't, you just aren't any good at it....so stop it....now...
    Sokka: Why hello and good day there, my admirable young associates! Salutations to you all!
    Aang:...*sighs*... Sokka, what are you doing?!
    Sokka: My good man, have you lost all memory about the present task awaiting us? Their is a grand mission to be accomplished! A smashing debut is looming ominously over the horizon! Success follows preparation, my boy! Fortune favors the prepared! I dare say you yourself could use such measures as these in preparation for our upcomming infiltration of the deplorable fire nation!
    Aang:.....Sokka, firenation people don't talk like that either! And when did you get such a big vocabulary, Mr. sarcastic dumbutt?!...
    Toph: Hola! Me hablo espanol en preparacion por invasioun para la Fuego Nation!
    Aang:....FOR CRIPES SAKE, PEOPLE! FIRE NATION PEOPLE ARE NOT GANGSTAS, BOOKWORMS, OR HISPANICS! THEY TALK JUST LIKE WE DO, OKAY?!?!?! (Storms off angrily)
    Katara: Goodness, guys! Something must be bothering Aang! After all, we were only joking! He used to joke with us all the time! What's his problem, anyways?
    Sokka: He probably just feels bad about totally making out with Azula at the dance the other night- oops, I've said too much!
    Katara: WHAT?!?!?!
    Sokka: Don't look at me, Toph's the one that set the two of them up! She kept gong on and on about what a perfect match they were!
    Katara: TOPH!?!?!?!
    Toph: 0.0......no comprendo?


    I love it!!!!! The toph thing is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Earth_Water

    [2282]Jul 17, 2007
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    BUMP!
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    dumbTVnut

    [2283]Jul 17, 2007
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    Iroh: Yo what up dog?
    Zuko: aaaaah what happen to your voice?
    Iroh: Yo don't dis' the voice!
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    Ninja_Avatar875

    [2284]Jul 17, 2007
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    kia209 wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Katara: Like, Aang, my foo, it's like soo sweeeet to see you! wuzzup, my glowin foo? Aang:... Katara: Why is yo be starin at me like dat, foo? Aang: Katara, what are you doing?! Katara: I juz practicin my accent for when we be goin to da fire nation, foo! Aang:...Katara, that's not how the firenation people talk, and you kinda suck at it anyways. Katara: I know dat, brudda! Dem firenation foos wont see wut hit em! So long as we be talkin like we be gangstas din dey wont evuh suspect we be their enemies, yo! Aang:...Even if that made sense, which it doesn't, you just aren't any good at it....so stop it....now... Sokka: Why hello and good day there, my admirable young associates! Salutations to you all! Aang:...*sighs*... Sokka, what are you doing?! Sokka: My good man, have you lost all memory about the present task awaiting us? Their is a grand mission to be accomplished! A smashing debut is looming ominously over the horizon! Success follows preparation, my boy! Fortune favors the prepared! I dare say you yourself could use such measures as these in preparation for our upcomming infiltration of the deplorable fire nation! Aang:.....Sokka, firenation people don't talk like that either! And when did you get such a big vocabulary, Mr. sarcastic dumbutt?!... Toph: Hola! Me hablo espanol en preparacion por invasioun para la Fuego Nation! Aang:....FOR CRIPES SAKE, PEOPLE! FIRE NATION PEOPLE ARE NOT GANGSTAS, BOOKWORMS, OR HISPANICS! THEY TALK JUST LIKE WE DO, OKAY?!?!?! (Storms off angrily) Katara: Goodness, guys! Something must be bothering Aang! After all, we were only joking! He used to joke with us all the time! What's his problem, anyways? Sokka: He probably just feels bad about totally making out with Azula at the dance the other night- oops, I've said too much! Katara: WHAT?!?!?! Sokka: Don't look at me, Toph's the one that set the two of them up! She kept gong on and on about what a perfect match they were! Katara: TOPH!?!?!?! Toph: 0.0......no comprendo?
    I love it!!!!! The toph thing is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That's funny!

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    ChrisVisagie

    [2285]Jul 18, 2007
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    Sokka: I can not keep this secret any longer. It had all started with a glance, nothing more but then it grew. I tried not to think about but the more I tried the more I wanted it. It became an obsession, a need that could not be quelled. Soon it became to muchand so I struck. It was satisfying at first but the guilt is eating me up. I thought I could keep it hidden but everytime Isee you I see the deed that I've done.I can't take it anymore,I have to tell you what I did.

    Katara: What are you talking about?

    Sokka: Katara, I ate your chocolate muffin.

    (Pause)

    Katara: DIE SOKKA!!!

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    tomtitan

    [2286]Jul 18, 2007
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    Ninja_Avatar875 wrote:

    kia209 wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Katara: Like, Aang, my foo, it's like soo sweeeet to see you! wuzzup, my glowin foo? Aang:... Katara: Why is yo be starin at me like dat, foo? Aang: Katara, what are you doing?! Katara: I juz practicin my accent for when we be goin to da fire nation, foo! Aang:...Katara, that's not how the firenation people talk, and you kinda suck at it anyways. Katara: I know dat, brudda! Dem firenation foos wont see wut hit em! So long as we be talkin like we be gangstas din dey wont evuh suspect we be their enemies, yo! Aang:...Even if that made sense, which it doesn't, you just aren't any good at it....so stop it....now... Sokka: Why hello and good day there, my admirable young associates! Salutations to you all! Aang:...*sighs*... Sokka, what are you doing?! Sokka: My good man, have you lost all memory about the present task awaiting us? Their is a grand mission to be accomplished! A smashing debut is looming ominously over the horizon! Success follows preparation, my boy! Fortune favors the prepared! I dare say you yourself could use such measures as these in preparation for our upcomming infiltration of the deplorable fire nation! Aang:.....Sokka, firenation people don't talk like that either! And when did you get such a big vocabulary, Mr. sarcastic dumbutt?!... Toph: Hola! Me hablo espanol en preparacion por invasioun para la Fuego Nation! Aang:....FOR CRIPES SAKE, PEOPLE! FIRE NATION PEOPLE ARE NOT GANGSTAS, BOOKWORMS, OR HISPANICS! THEY TALK JUST LIKE WE DO, OKAY?!?!?! (Storms off angrily) Katara: Goodness, guys! Something must be bothering Aang! After all, we were only joking! He used to joke with us all the time! What's his problem, anyways? Sokka: He probably just feels bad about totally making out with Azula at the dance the other night- oops, I've said too much! Katara: WHAT?!?!?! Sokka: Don't look at me, Toph's the one that set the two of them up! She kept gong on and on about what a perfect match they were! Katara: TOPH!?!?!?! Toph: 0.0......no comprendo?
    I love it!!!!! The toph thing is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That's funny!


    ROTFLMAO!!!
    toph: no comprendo?
    genius!!!
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    tomtitan

    [2287]Jul 18, 2007
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    Ninja_Avatar875 wrote:

    kia209 wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Katara: Like, Aang, my foo, it's like soo sweeeet to see you! wuzzup, my glowin foo? Aang:... Katara: Why is yo be starin at me like dat, foo? Aang: Katara, what are you doing?! Katara: I juz practicin my accent for when we be goin to da fire nation, foo! Aang:...Katara, that's not how the firenation people talk, and you kinda suck at it anyways. Katara: I know dat, brudda! Dem firenation foos wont see wut hit em! So long as we be talkin like we be gangstas din dey wont evuh suspect we be their enemies, yo! Aang:...Even if that made sense, which it doesn't, you just aren't any good at it....so stop it....now... Sokka: Why hello and good day there, my admirable young associates! Salutations to you all! Aang:...*sighs*... Sokka, what are you doing?! Sokka: My good man, have you lost all memory about the present task awaiting us? Their is a grand mission to be accomplished! A smashing debut is looming ominously over the horizon! Success follows preparation, my boy! Fortune favors the prepared! I dare say you yourself could use such measures as these in preparation for our upcomming infiltration of the deplorable fire nation! Aang:.....Sokka, firenation people don't talk like that either! And when did you get such a big vocabulary, Mr. sarcastic dumbutt?!... Toph: Hola! Me hablo espanol en preparacion por invasioun para la Fuego Nation! Aang:....FOR CRIPES SAKE, PEOPLE! FIRE NATION PEOPLE ARE NOT GANGSTAS, BOOKWORMS, OR HISPANICS! THEY TALK JUST LIKE WE DO, OKAY?!?!?! (Storms off angrily) Katara: Goodness, guys! Something must be bothering Aang! After all, we were only joking! He used to joke with us all the time! What's his problem, anyways? Sokka: He probably just feels bad about totally making out with Azula at the dance the other night- oops, I've said too much! Katara: WHAT?!?!?! Sokka: Don't look at me, Toph's the one that set the two of them up! She kept gong on and on about what a perfect match they were! Katara: TOPH!?!?!?! Toph: 0.0......no comprendo?
    I love it!!!!! The toph thing is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That's funny!


    ROTFLMAO!!!
    toph: no comprendo?
    genius!!!
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    C1991

    [2288]Jul 18, 2007
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    tomtitan wrote:
    Ninja_Avatar875 wrote:

    kia209 wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Katara: Like, Aang, my foo, it's like soo sweeeet to see you! wuzzup, my glowin foo? Aang:... Katara: Why is yo be starin at me like dat, foo? Aang: Katara, what are you doing?! Katara: I juz practicin my accent for when we be goin to da fire nation, foo! Aang:...Katara, that's not how the firenation people talk, and you kinda suck at it anyways. Katara: I know dat, brudda! Dem firenation foos wont see wut hit em! So long as we be talkin like we be gangstas din dey wont evuh suspect we be their enemies, yo! Aang:...Even if that made sense, which it doesn't, you just aren't any good at it....so stop it....now... Sokka: Why hello and good day there, my admirable young associates! Salutations to you all! Aang:...*sighs*... Sokka, what are you doing?! Sokka: My good man, have you lost all memory about the present task awaiting us? Their is a grand mission to be accomplished! A smashing debut is looming ominously over the horizon! Success follows preparation, my boy! Fortune favors the prepared! I dare say you yourself could use such measures as these in preparation for our upcomming infiltration of the deplorable fire nation! Aang:.....Sokka, firenation people don't talk like that either! And when did you get such a big vocabulary, Mr. sarcastic dumbutt?!... Toph: Hola! Me hablo espanol en preparacion por invasioun para la Fuego Nation! Aang:....FOR CRIPES SAKE, PEOPLE! FIRE NATION PEOPLE ARE NOT GANGSTAS, BOOKWORMS, OR HISPANICS! THEY TALK JUST LIKE WE DO, OKAY?!?!?! (Storms off angrily) Katara: Goodness, guys! Something must be bothering Aang! After all, we were only joking! He used to joke with us all the time! What's his problem, anyways? Sokka: He probably just feels bad about totally making out with Azula at the dance the other night- oops, I've said too much! Katara: WHAT?!?!?! Sokka: Don't look at me, Toph's the one that set the two of them up! She kept gong on and on about what a perfect match they were! Katara: TOPH!?!?!?! Toph: 0.0......no comprendo?
    I love it!!!!! The toph thing is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That's funny!

    ROTFLMAO!!! toph: no comprendo? genius!!!

    AAAH HAA HAA!!!

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    carmellaina

    [2289]Jul 18, 2007
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    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    Sokka: I can not keep this secret any longer. It had all started with a glance, nothing more but then it grew. I tried not to think about but the more I tried the more I wanted it. It became an obsession, a need that could not be quelled. Soon it became to muchand so I struck. It was satisfying at first but the guilt is eating me up. I thought I could keep it hidden but everytime Isee you I see the deed that I've done.I can't take it anymore,I have to tell you what I did.

    Katara: What are you talking about?

    Sokka: Katara, I ate your chocolate muffin.

    (Pause)

    Katara: DIE SOKKA!!!

    lmao, i found that hilarious

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    clearwater04

    [2290]Jul 19, 2007
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    carmellaina wrote:
    ChrisVisagie wrote:

    Sokka: I can not keep this secret any longer. It had all started with a glance, nothing more but then it grew. I tried not to think about but the more I tried the more I wanted it. It became an obsession, a need that could not be quelled. Soon it became to muchand so I struck. It was satisfying at first but the guilt is eating me up. I thought I could keep it hidden but everytime Isee you I see the deed that I've done.I can't take it anymore,I have to tell you what I did.

    Katara: What are you talking about?

    Sokka: Katara, I ate your chocolate muffin.

    (Pause)

    Katara: DIE SOKKA!!!

    lmao, i found that hilarious

    hmmm 7/10 good try
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    Ember76

    [2291]Jul 19, 2007
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    Ember76 wrote:
    (The Guru)

    (Aang gets to temple and goes to meet Pathik, and instead meets Sylar)

    Aang: Are you Guru Pathik?

    Sylar: Yeah, sure. We'll go with that.

    Aang: So you can help me master the Avatar State?

    Sylar: *Gets a creepy smile on his face* Of course I can...

    (Ten Minutes later)

    (Sylar is running around on an air scooter)

    Sylar: BRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNS!

    Diracter: I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life, Cut, cut, cut! I hate-cut, Cut-hate, I-cut.

    (Directer's head explodes)

    Ty Lee: Hey, his head blew up!

    Katara: We should help him....

    Cast: Nah!
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    Falcondude123

    [2292]Jul 20, 2007
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    C1991 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Ninja_Avatar875 wrote:

    kia209 wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Katara: Like, Aang, my foo, it's like soo sweeeet to see you! wuzzup, my glowin foo? Aang:... Katara: Why is yo be starin at me like dat, foo? Aang: Katara, what are you doing?! Katara: I juz practicin my accent for when we be goin to da fire nation, foo! Aang:...Katara, that's not how the firenation people talk, and you kinda suck at it anyways. Katara: I know dat, brudda! Dem firenation foos wont see wut hit em! So long as we be talkin like we be gangstas din dey wont evuh suspect we be their enemies, yo! Aang:...Even if that made sense, which it doesn't, you just aren't any good at it....so stop it....now... Sokka: Why hello and good day there, my admirable young associates! Salutations to you all! Aang:...*sighs*... Sokka, what are you doing?! Sokka: My good man, have you lost all memory about the present task awaiting us? Their is a grand mission to be accomplished! A smashing debut is looming ominously over the horizon! Success follows preparation, my boy! Fortune favors the prepared! I dare say you yourself could use such measures as these in preparation for our upcomming infiltration of the deplorable fire nation! Aang:.....Sokka, firenation people don't talk like that either! And when did you get such a big vocabulary, Mr. sarcastic dumbutt?!... Toph: Hola! Me hablo espanol en preparacion por invasioun para la Fuego Nation! Aang:....FOR CRIPES SAKE, PEOPLE! FIRE NATION PEOPLE ARE NOT GANGSTAS, BOOKWORMS, OR HISPANICS! THEY TALK JUST LIKE WE DO, OKAY?!?!?! (Storms off angrily) Katara: Goodness, guys! Something must be bothering Aang! After all, we were only joking! He used to joke with us all the time! What's his problem, anyways? Sokka: He probably just feels bad about totally making out with Azula at the dance the other night- oops, I've said too much! Katara: WHAT?!?!?! Sokka: Don't look at me, Toph's the one that set the two of them up! She kept gong on and on about what a perfect match they were! Katara: TOPH!?!?!?! Toph: 0.0......no comprendo?
    I love it!!!!! The toph thing is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That's funny!

    ROTFLMAO!!! toph: no comprendo? genius!!!

    AAAH HAA HAA!!!



    thanx! Wow, I didn't know everyone would like it soo much!
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    geekyguy65

    [2293]Jul 22, 2007
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    the cast have just finished filming season 3

    aang: so do u think they'll make a season 4, i mean i already know how 2 airbend.

    katara: they could teach toph how to airbend.

    toph: No way.I earth bend i would suck at airbending.You would be better.

    katara: Nah, i don't really want 2 learn.

    toph: what about sokka

    (toph, katara and aang look at sokka)

    sokka: i already know how 2 airbend i do it every day.look.

    (toph, aang and katara cover their noses and faint)

    sokka: Silent but deadly.

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    newworldman11

    [2294]Jul 22, 2007
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    byump!
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    DMClover314

    [2295]Jul 22, 2007
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    Nick exec.: Ok, pack ur things and get outta my site, i hate u all, u stole all the spongebob fans.

    Sokka: What are you talking about?

    Nick exec.: ur gonna be on Adult Swim now, so have fun.

    Toph: REALLY? FINALLY!

    Katara: That means more romance.

    Zuko: Like this *dips Katara and Kisses her*

    Aang: And that means more violence too...like *pulls out gun*

    Zuko: Hey, where'd that gun come from?

    Aang: *in Tony Montana voice* Say hell to my little friend...

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    C1991

    [2296]Jul 22, 2007
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    DMClover314 wrote:

    Nick exec.: Ok, pack ur things and get outta my site, i hate u all, u stole all the spongebob fans.

    Sokka: What are you talking about?

    Nick exec.: ur gonna be on Adult Swim now, so have fun.

    Toph: REALLY? FINALLY!

    Katara: That means more romance.

    Zuko: Like this *dips Katara and Kisses her*

    Aang: And that means more violence too...like *pulls out gun*

    Zuko: Hey, where'd that gun come from?

    Aang: *in Tony Montana voice* Say hell to my little friend...

    MRFN!!!

    let it be known that I invented this txt tlk acronym... Milk Rocketed from Nose

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    newworldman11

    [2297]Jul 23, 2007
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    bump
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    Azula_sis93

    [2298]Jul 23, 2007
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    C1991 wrote:
    tomtitan wrote:
    Ninja_Avatar875 wrote:

    kia209 wrote:
    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Katara: Like, Aang, my foo, it's like soo sweeeet to see you! wuzzup, my glowin foo? Aang:... Katara: Why is yo be starin at me like dat, foo? Aang: Katara, what are you doing?! Katara: I juz practicin my accent for when we be goin to da fire nation, foo! Aang:...Katara, that's not how the firenation people talk, and you kinda suck at it anyways. Katara: I know dat, brudda! Dem firenation foos wont see wut hit em! So long as we be talkin like we be gangstas din dey wont evuh suspect we be their enemies, yo! Aang:...Even if that made sense, which it doesn't, you just aren't any good at it....so stop it....now... Sokka: Why hello and good day there, my admirable young associates! Salutations to you all! Aang:...*sighs*... Sokka, what are you doing?! Sokka: My good man, have you lost all memory about the present task awaiting us? Their is a grand mission to be accomplished! A smashing debut is looming ominously over the horizon! Success follows preparation, my boy! Fortune favors the prepared! I dare say you yourself could use such measures as these in preparation for our upcomming infiltration of the deplorable fire nation! Aang:.....Sokka, firenation people don't talk like that either! And when did you get such a big vocabulary, Mr. sarcastic dumbutt?!... Toph: Hola! Me hablo espanol en preparacion por invasioun para la Fuego Nation! Aang:....FOR CRIPES SAKE, PEOPLE! FIRE NATION PEOPLE ARE NOT GANGSTAS, BOOKWORMS, OR HISPANICS! THEY TALK JUST LIKE WE DO, OKAY?!?!?! (Storms off angrily) Katara: Goodness, guys! Something must be bothering Aang! After all, we were only joking! He used to joke with us all the time! What's his problem, anyways? Sokka: He probably just feels bad about totally making out with Azula at the dance the other night- oops, I've said too much! Katara: WHAT?!?!?! Sokka: Don't look at me, Toph's the one that set the two of them up! She kept gong on and on about what a perfect match they were! Katara: TOPH!?!?!?! Toph: 0.0......no comprendo?
    I love it!!!!! The toph thing is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    That's funny!

    ROTFLMAO!!! toph: no comprendo? genius!!!

    AAAH HAA HAA!!!

    thanx! Wow, I didn't know everyone would like it soo much!

    LOL I LOVE IT!!!!!!

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    Azula_sis93

    [2299]Jul 23, 2007
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    I don't know if I'll actually go through with this, but here's something: a series! It's called: College Days; Avatar style. First comic:

    *On a campus of a well-known college for its sciences* *Azula, Mai, Ty Lee, Katara, and Toph are all students there* *Aang and Sokka are visiting from another college that they go to*

    Aang: Hey, guys! How are you all?

    Azula: Fine. I just got a test back and it was a 99. I'm really going to work hard and study tonight so I can get a 100 on the next one.

    Mai: I got a 95 on the test.

    Ty Lee: Uhhhh, I think I got a 92...or was it a 93?

    Katara: No, it was a ninety-three.

    Ty Lee: Was it?

    *Ty Lee and Katara get into discussion on grade*

    Toph: Well, I'm going to go to dinner. See you all around.

    Aang: Wait, Toph! Sokka and I just arrived!

    Sokka: Yeah, what Aang said!

    Toph: Sorry, Twinkle Toes, but I got a lot of studying to do. Maybe we could have breakfast together or something.

    Aang: Okay. Have a nice dinner.

    Sokka: *faces Azula and Mai* Okay, so I guess you two are the only ones we can talk to now.

    Mai: Pretty much.

    Aang: How have you two been doing?

    Azula: Didn't we just answer that?

    Sokka: No; you just mentioned a test grade.

    Mai: Which one?

    Aang: Well, I don't know...uhhhh...

    Azula: Was it a test from the first semester? I think I got a 100 on that...

    Mai: No, I got a 97 on that test...if you and I are talking about the same thing...

    Azula: Well, what I'm talking about is...

    *Azula and Mai get into a discussion* *another student walks by*

    Student: I'm tired of this class! I'm dropping it!

    *student dumps a book he is holding onto the grass* *Aang and Sokka walk off from Azula, Mai, Ty Lee, and Katara*

    Sokka: Some welcoming.

    Aang: Well, they are busy. We could join them for breakfast tomorrow, like Toph said.

    *Aang stops in front of the book*

    Aang: What's this?

    Sokka: I don't know. Read what it says.

    *Aang reads title of the book* *his eyes widen* *Aang falls over unconscious*

    Sokka: AANG!!! AANG???!!!! AANG!!!!!!!!!!??????????

    *Azula, Ty Lee, Mai, and Katara hear the screaming* *they run over*

    Katara: Sokka? Sokka what happened?

    Sokka: It's Aang! He just looked at the title of this book and- *Sokka looks at the title of the book* *he falls unconscious next to Aang*

    Azula: What on earth is that book?

    Ty Lee: I don't know. *picks up book* *stares at title for a while*

    Mai: What does it say?

    Ty Lee: "Female Anatomy for Dummies".

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    C1991

    [2300]Jul 25, 2007
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    *2 men walk up to master Yu*

    Man#1: Hello, what's your name?

    Yu: Yu

    Man#2: oh, I'm Lou Costello. This is my friend Bud Abbot. And you are...

    Yu: Yes

    Abbot: yes to what?

    Yu: I'm Yu.

    Abbot: but I'm me. You can't be me, you have to be you.

    Yu: Yes.

    Costello: To what?

    Yu: That I'm Yu

    Abbot: who are you?

    Yu: Yu

    Abbot: I mean What's your name?

    Yu: Yu

    Costello: I'm Costello. He's Abbot. You are...

    Yu: Yu

    Abbot: me?

    Yu: no, Yu

    Costello: let's just call him "You"

    Yu: that's what I was trying to tell you. I'm Yu.

    Abbot: F*CK IT!!!

    Yu: what's his problem?

    Edited on 07/27/2007 11:49am
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