the_mental_teen wrote: |
I wonder if I should continue from my last blooper again... |
No, no, no, if it's not broken, don't fix it. 90% of sequels suck.
Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
the_mental_teen wrote: |
I wonder if I should continue from my last blooper again... |
Taang_Forever wrote: | ||
No, no, no, if it's not broken, don't fix it. 90% of sequels suck. |
Ernecio wrote: |
Book 3 Fire, Chapter 4 Sokka's Master Sokka: Master i want to learn spanish. Master: What???? you don't need to speak spanish you piece of cr@p!!! Sokka: F*ck you b*tch!! i want to learn Master: Ok!! but you would have to do EVERYTHING i say, ok? Sokka: Yes!! now begins with this $hit!!, i want to pronounce in a good spanish, so teach me b*tch!!! Master: Ok!! ehhh, lets begin with the vowel A, undress please! Sokka: What the heck!! are you high or what? Master: DO as i say b*tch!!! do you want to learn? Sokka: Ok, ok ok!!!!! Jezz dude your are sick. Master: Ok, now put yourself in a four leg position Sokka: What???? Master: You know!! like doggie style, with you hands touching the floor and... Sokka: No way in hell!!!! F*ck you! motherf*ck*r!! Master: What's your problem? son of a b*tch!! i am a professional!! Sokka: Ok!!!!!! Sokka put himself??in doggie style then the Master take his pants off and f*ck Sokka. Sokka: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! Master: Ok lesson finished!! come tomorrow and i will teach you how to pronounciate letter B. ?? |
DID YOU READ THIS ONE?
Ernecio wrote: | ||
DID YOU READ THIS ONE? |
iceroyale wrote: |
that is just gross...... you didn't even include katara |
lol.. i am sorry !!
Director: Azula you dimwit! I said EVIL. EVIL!!! You're supposed to be EVIL. E-V-I-L. EVIL. And lose the blonde.
Lame, I know, but I wanted an excuse to re-use that thing.
Azula: Sokka...
Sokka: Azula...
Azula: Let's run away together. Forget about my father--I want to be with you.
Sokka: Then why don't you just join us?
Azula: *puts back of hand on her forehead* I cannot. I want to be as far as I can be from my father. I want to forget.
Sokka: But what about the war? I have to help Aang and my friends.
Azula: Forget about the war. To h3ll with my father; and your friends.
Sokka: Azula, as much as I want to, I can't go with you.
Azula: *fumes* WHY?!?! Is it because I'm a princess?! That can't be it--that Yue girl was a princess! Is it because I'm a prodigy bender and you feel intimidated? Oh Sokka, why? Or maybe it's because of that Suki girl who wears too much make up! Is that what you go for? Or is because of Ty Lee? Are you and Ty Lee having an affair behind my back?!
Sokka: No--Azula calm down!
Azula: So that's it, huh? You go for goddesses, girls who wear too much make up; or girls who wear tight outfits that show their belly! So you and the circus freak---
Ty Lee: HEY?! AZULA!
Zuko: That's enough sake for you Azula.
Yeah...Azula has a break down.. ehh
xxxxxx
Takes place during the Guru
Sokka: Suki! There you are! I thought you were heading back--but I'm glad you're here anyways *places his hand on 'Suki's' wrist and turns her around and kisses her*
Azula:!?
Sokka: I'm so glad you're--*looks at her* AHHHH!! UGH THE GIRL KISSED ME!
Azula: WHAT? YOU KISSED ME!
Sokka: NOOOOOOO!!!
Taang_Forever wrote: |
Director: Azula you dimwit! I said EVIL. EVIL!!! You're supposed to be EVIL. E-V-I-L. EVIL. And lose the blonde. Lame, I know, but I wanted an excuse to re-use that thing. |
Taang_Forever wrote: |
In my mind, he said Toph. |
Taang_Forever wrote: |
And also Azula is a redhead. I could've done it better, but give me a break, I forgot I could zoom in to do details. http://i86.photobucket.com/albums/k103/Taang_Forever/Azula.jpg |
Taang_Forever wrote: |
I'm working on a better version, next time it won't be so creepy, I promise. |
5Cartooner9 wrote: |
*Aang freezes himself in ice but no one un-freezes him* Aang: Sh**t! What's taking them so long? This sucks. I'm cold as h3ll. *Stays there until 1000 years in the future. Future Aang calling present Aang: Aang, Do NOT freeze yourself! Present Aang: Who are you? How do you know my name? Future Aang: I am you from the future. Present Aang: Suck my balls, Monk Gyastso, you f@ggot. Future Aang: F**ck no, you dumb@$$. It's me- or you from the future. Ask me a question about ourselves. Present Aang: How long is my d*ck? Future Aang: 4 inches. Present Aang: Haha! NO! I don't have one. Future Aang: What the h3ll does that matter? Look, you stupid f**ck. If you freeze yourself, The future will be a living h3ll. The fire nation takes over! Present Aang: You can kiss my @$$, cause I'm freezing myself. How are you talking to me anyway? Future Aang: It's a new invention. Called a phone. Present Aang: Well that's g@y. Suck my balls. *Present Aang hangs up the phone* Mmmmmmm, Thats all I can think of. I got that off of South Park. |
Maylene wrote: |
Azula: Sokka... Sokka: Azula... Azula: Let's run away together. Forget about my father--I want to be with you. Sokka: Then why don't you just join us? Azula: *puts back of hand on her forehead* I cannot. I want to be as far as I can be from my father. I want to forget. Sokka: But what about the war? I have to help Aang and my friends. Azula: Forget about the war. To h3ll with my father; and your friends. Sokka: Azula, as much as I want to, I can't go with you. Azula: *fumes* WHY?!?! Is it because I'm a princess?! That can't be it--that Yue girl was a princess! Is it because I'm a prodigy bender and you feel intimidated? Oh Sokka, why? Or maybe it's because of that Suki girl who wears too much make up! Is that what you go for? Or is because of Ty Lee? Are you and Ty Lee having an affair behind my back?! Sokka: No--Azula calm down! Azula: So that's it, huh? You go for goddesses, girls who wear too much make up; or girls who wear tight outfits that show their belly! So you and the circus freak--- Ty Lee: HEY?! AZULA! Zuko: That's enough sake for you Azula. Yeah...Azula has a break down.. ehh xxxxxx Takes place during the Guru Sokka: Suki! There you are! I thought you were heading back--but I'm glad you're here anyways *places his hand on 'Suki's' wrist and turns her around and kisses her* Azula:!? Sokka: I'm so glad you're--*looks at her* AHHHH!! UGH THE GIRL KISSED ME! Azula: WHAT? YOU KISSED ME! Sokka: NOOOOOOO!!! |