Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
5Cartooner9 wrote: |
continued Toph: Man I can't believe I said F**CK..... Thats wierd, Iv'e never said it before. Sokka: OMG! It doesn't matter! See F**CK, F**CK, F**CK, F**CK!! Aang: BB**TTCCHH!! Sokka: You f@ggot! You better shut the h3ll up or I will...... tell on you. Haha, what do you think about that? Aang (sarcasticly): Ohh NOO! Please don't tell on me! I don't want to get in trouble! Heheheheheheh! What a jack@$$! Toph: F**CK?? Sokka: Aang, I'm warning you! One more smart@$$ remark and I'm telling Cabbage Man. Aang: Ok thats just g@y. What the h3ll would that do? Sokka: He'll never sell you cabbages again! Cabbage Man, OHH Cabbage Man? Aang being a b**tchy- Cabbage Man: BB***TTCCHH!!!! |
5Cartooner9 wrote: |
Aang: Want some peanut butter, Sokka? Sokka: WTF? Why would I want peanut butter? Aang: To rub on your skin. Sokka:....... Aang: Yea it feels good. Sokka:....... Aang: It.. really... does. Sokka:....... What the h3ll is wrong with you? Aang: Want some peanut butter? Sokka: No. Aang: What about now? Sokka: No. Aang: Are you sure? I'll put it on for you. Sokka: AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! F**CK!!! YOU ARE A WIERD MOTHER F**CKER!! HOLY $HIT!!! Aang: What?.... I just like peanut butter. |
70sguygx wrote: |
yay! 500 posts! |
iceroyale wrote: |
sokka: WTF?? toph: WTF??? zuko: WTF??? iroh: WTF??? jet: WTF??? aang: sorry guys, couldn't hold it in anymore katara: YUM! |
70sguygx wrote: |
continyed from my last blooper Katara: Aang? Are you really cheating on me with Toph? Aang: Your cheating on me with Zuko! Katara: No I'm not! Jet, The Cabbage Man, Mai, Azula, and Iroh: YES SHE IS! Katara: Shut up or I'll never sleep with any of you again! Aang and Sokka: *akwardly stare at Katara* Aang: You SLUT! Sokka: Sick b@st@rd! *Katara runs off crying* Toph: Whats her problem? Aang: Wanna do it? Toph: But there are people watching! Aang: *whispers* I want them to watch! Sokka: ... *runs outta room* |
70sguygx wrote: | ||
o.O |
the_mental_teen wrote: | ||
It's like that scene in Family Guy when Lois and Peter start making out in his office and the mental worker is watching. She tells Peter what Aang did to Toph, rofl 9 out of 10!! |
iceroyale wrote: | ||||
agreed! |
the_mental_teen wrote: |
*Aang, Sokka, and Noku are firing arrows at Ito for target practice* *Aang fires an arrow but misses* Noku: No, you're going out of turn! Aang: But you just went! Noku: No, no, see it goes me then Sokka, then me, then you, me, me again, Sokka, me, me, me, me, you, me, me ,me, Sokka, me...then back to me. Makes perfect sense! Sokka: Doesn't that mean you get twice as much.....or 10 times as much? Noku: It's fair! Hey Ito, run around like those ducks at the carnival! *Fires arrow, but Ito ducks* Noku: NO, not duck, RUN like a duck! *Fires again* Sokka: It was my turn! Noku: It's the lightning round now! Aang: Who's in it? Noku: *Quickly* ME! *Fires again* Ito: F*** this, I'm outta here. *Ito walks off, then gets nailed in the leg by Noku's arrow* Ito: MOTHERF***ER!! Noku: HAHA, take that you duck!! |
iceroyale wrote: | ||
i think you got that from red vs. blue www.redvsblue.com |
the_mental_teen wrote: | ||||
You watch that?! That series is my favorite along with Avatar. I couldn't help it! |
Continued from last blooper
Katara in the opening title Take??1
Katara: water, earth, fire, hair. long ago..hold on. CUT!
Aang: no Katara, i do not bend hair!
Katara: haha!
Take 2
Katara: slaughter, earth, fire. WHOA!!
Set worker: uh oh! katara's gonna slaughter us! haha.
Katara: ugh, ok lets do it again
Take 3
Katara: water, birth, fire, air. long ago the four nations..
Dircetor: CUT!!!! katara, birth is not an element!
Katara: whoops! guess if you could bend birth no one would complain, huh. just a twist of my tounge, let's do it again!
Take 4
Katara: water, earth, liar, air. i mean fire!!
Set worker: well, i guess your a lier if you say you can get your line right, eh?
Katara: guess so. again, folks.
Take 5
Katara: water, earth, fi..(cough, cough) sorry (cough) my (clears throat) mouth is a little dry.
Director: then bend some water into ya from your bottle and let's get this over with
Katara: something tells me we're gonna be here all day...
(many many many takes later)
Take 3,089
Katara: water, earth, fire, air.
Director: CUT AND PRINT!! ok, break time! coffee costs 50 cents.
Break
Katara: 50 cents? but it should be free since we work here!
Toph: oh, please, you make so much money, you could buy 50 pounds of coffee.
Katara: well, nickelodeon owes me money for having to do that stupid filler " the G@y Divide" I mean "Great Divide"
Toph: WHAT! you make twice as i d, and i don't complain, SUGAR QUEEN!
Katara: c'mon, let's go!
(fight for a long time)
Director: STOP IT!!!
Katara: I QUIT!! I'M GONNA GO WORK AT NBC INSTEAD!!!
Set of My Name is Earl
Joy: you'd better return my vehicle, before you get old hairbrushes thrown at ya!
Katara: oh yea. (does water whip at joy)
Director: CUT!!! i told you, no waterbending! YOU'RE FIRED!!
Set of the Today Show
Announcer: This is Today. With Matt Lourer, and Katara no last name listed!
Katara: hello and welcome to Today. I"m katara, and there has been many bombings in Iraq becasue of the Fire Nation and..
Director: NOO!!! it's because of Al-Queda, there is no fire nation.
Katara: sorry, see i had this other job and..
Director: you're fired! and to think, we were gonna call you Katara Couric!
On the Street.
(car comes by Katara)
Katara: spare change please...
Aang: Katara?
Katara: Aang! can??i please get my old job back!!
Aang: sorry, but the show has ended.
Katara: what!!
Aang: yea it was awesome. we did a great episode and got a $1 million dollar bonus!
Katara: really?
Aang: yea, but they made a spin-off with a bunch of crappy filler episodes and new actors, but the pay and ratings suck.
Katara: oh
Aang: well, you can live with me for a while
Katara: ok
(live together for 6 years)
(eventually have 19 kids and name one of them Zuzu for some odd reason)
THE END!!!