| tomtitan wrote: | | shadowysea07 wrote: | | louzer900 wrote: | | tomtitan wrote: | | tomtitan wrote: | | new avatar in the city episode! i'm going to use a totally 100% original, never before seen in sitcom plot for an episode! seriously, it's like, entirely my idea, and it's genius! remember *cl* stands for *canned laughter*, the kind you see in sitcoms that's so obviously fake. aang: hey sokka! check this out! *aang points to a huge metal box* sokka: a box? *cl* aang: not just any box, a bending-proof box! sokka: a bending-proof box? aang: that's right, it's 100% fireproof, impervious to earth, air and water-based attacks, and 100% free of earthen impurities. sokka: so what's it for? aang: capturing criminals who bend, durr! *cl* sokka: great... aang: anyway, i gotta go, i've got a da-i err mean..i gotta go do..avatar stuff, yeah, sure, ehehe.. *cl* sokka: *he glares at aang* aang: okay i'm on a date with your sister! *cl* sokka: *continues glaring* aang: okay she doesn't know it's a date! *cl* sokka: *keeps glaring* aang: okay it's not a date! sheesh! sokka: *still glaring* aang: what? what else do i need to say? sokka: nothing, i was just hoping you would admit something else! *cl* aang: anyway, seeya! *aang leaves* sokka: well, it looks like i have the whole apartment to myself! so, what should i do? hmm... *sokka sits on the couch, we see a clock change from 12:30 to 2:25, we then see sokka, still sitting in the exact same position, canned laughter esues* sokka: okay i'm bored. *zuko walks in* sokka: zuko! zuko: what? sokka: i'm so bored! please help me! zuko: no! i'm just here to pick up my...err...umm...manly..thing... sokka: your dolls are on the table. *cl* zuko: they're action figures! action figures! *cl* sokka: whatever. hey, is mai still up for that double date tonight? zuko: totally, is suki still okay? sokka: yup, this is going to be awesome! zuko: i'm so excited! this is so cool! sokka: yeah i know! *cl* zuko: what's with the box? sokka: oh, that's just some bending-proof jail cell, don't touch it, it's aang's. zuko: pff, bending-proof? i doubt that! sokka: no apparently it's 100% fireproof and impervious to bending attacks. zuko: yeah right! i'll bet i can escape from it! sokka: you cannot! zuko: can too! c'mon! *zuko drags sokka inside the large metal prison cell* sokka: zuko i don't think we should- zuko: quiet sokka! this is going to be awesome! *he closes the door* sokka: why'd you do that? zuko: to prove to you that i can escape from it! sokka: but what if you can't? zuko: relax. it's not locked. see? *zuko kicks the door, it doesn't budge* *cl* sokka: yeah i'm guessing it locks itself when closed. zuko: well why didn't you tell me? *cl* sokka: i didn't know! anyway, try firebending us out! zuko: right, here goes! KYAA!!*zuko shoots a huge fireblast at the box, nothing happens* *cl* sokka: we're free! oh wait, no, we're not! *cl* zuko: shut it! i will get us out! KYAAAAAAAAAA! *zuko shoots an even bigger fireblast at the box, once again, the box remains intact* sokka: well that did so much! *cl* zuko: i said shut it! KYAA! *fireball* KYAA! *fireball* *timelapse* zuko: (weakly) kiyaa. kiyaa. kiyaa.... yeah i think we're stuck. sokka: oh, really? *cl* to be continued. |
continuation... zuko: *continuously banging head against wall* ow..*smack* ow.. *smack* ow.. *smack* ow.. *cl* sokka: oh would you stop doing that! it's bad enough that i'm stuck in here with you without you smacking your head continuously against the wall! *cl* zuko: ok fine, i'll stop! sokka: oh this is bad, this is real bad! i mean, our double date is in an hour! even if we get out right now we still have to wash and change and shower and- zuko: dude, would you please stop panicking? sokka: no, i will continue to panic! *cl* sokka: i mean, what will suki and mai do if we stand them up? they'll go mental! zuko: chill, we'll just tell them the truth! sokka: oh okay, so we'll just go up to them and say 'hey girls, we couldn't make the date because we were stuck in a huge metal box!' yeah that'll go down well! zuko: i know, won't it? sokka: oh i was being sarcastic! *cl* sokka: i mean, they'll probably say something like (he makes a mock girly voice) 'you two were very bad for standing us up! we're going to break up with you and date jocks!' *cl* zuko: jocks? sokka: did i say that? zuko: this happened to you in high school didn't it? sokka: she went off with the kuai ball captain! i couldn't make the date because i got my foot stuck in a rock on the way over but noo, she couldn't believe that! *cl* sokka: wait, weren't you the kuai ball captain in high school? *cl* zuko: yeah, she was such a great kisser! *cl* sokka: oh that's it! you're going to pay for that! come here! *sokka grabs zuko and starts strangling him* *cl ensues* zuko: stop! stop! we'll never get out if we don't co-operate! sokka: you're right! now let's think. *time lapse* zuko: yeah i got nothing! sokka: me too! zuko: we should at least do something to pass the time! sokka: like what? zuko: i've got it! the alphabet game! i say something that starts with an a, then you say something with a b and we go on like that! sokka: oh that sounds like a great idea, for 3 year olds! *cl* zuko: great, i'll start! umm... avatar sokka: bending. zuko: kuai ball. sokka: that starts with a k! zuko: no it doesn't! sokka: hello! spelling bee champ 5 years running! zuko: ah yes, i forgot, the golden dork award! *cl* sokka: that's the golden bee award to you mister! *cl* female voice: hello, anyone there? zuko: oh, someone's come to save us! sokka: in here! who is it? katara: it's me, katara! zuko: awesome, it's your hot sister! *cl* sokka: eew! you stay away from my sister! zuko: oh like i want to date her! have you seen her PMSing? *cl* sokka: too many times my friend, too many times! zuko: besides, you let aang date her! sokka: please, like he's actually dating her! *cl* katara: i can hear everything you're saying! now let's get you out of there! *katara tries to use her waterbending to cut open the box, she fails* katara: oh, this might be a problem. sokka: aww geez! *cl* katara: i'll go get aang! sokka: you do that. *katara leaves* zuko: she's not coming back is she? sokka: no chance. *cl* *at the restaurant* suki: hey mai! you look nice tonight! have you seen the boys? mai: no, no sign of them anywhere! suki: well let's sit down and wait. *they sit* *awkward silence* *in the box* sokka: oh i bet they're already at the restaurant by now! zuko: what can we do? we're stuck in here! toph: sounds like you need help! sokka: toph! i've never been happier to hear your voice! metalbend us out! quickly! toph: here goes! *tries to bend the metal* toph: uh-oh! zuko: uh-oh? what uh-oh? what's the uh-oh? toph: there's no earth in this to bend! zuko+sokka: uh-oh! *cl* teo: hey girls! suki: oh, hi.. teo is it? teo: that's right, me and my friend haru were in the area and we saw you two sitting by yourselves. haru: (abridged voice) two women of such beauty as youselves shouldn't be alone at night! please, let us sit with you! mai: whatever. teo: so....you come here often! zuko: i spy with my little eye... sokka:  *cl* zuko: something beginning with 'm'. sokka: is it...METAL? zuko: you're good at this! your turn! teo: so then i said, that's no arctic hen, that's my wheelchair! *they all laugh, along to cl in the background* haru: true story! suki: you guys are soo funny! mai: yeah, can you get us some more soda? teo: sure thing! *teo and haru leave the table* suki:......................let's ditch 'em! mai: right behind you! *they run* katara: right here aang! sokka: katara! you came back! toph: they're stuck in here! even i can't bend them out! aang: okay, they can't bust out.... they're trapped. zuko: yeah can you get us out? aang: hmm, looks like they're stuck. who wants pizza? *cl* katara: oh i love pizza! toph: me too! aang: let's go! *cl* *they leave* sokka: wait! i like pizza! *cl* zuko: aww shut up! *nudges sokka* *sokka nudges back* *zuko nudges back* *sokka nudges back* *the nudging escalates into slapfighting, the fighting causes teh box to roll around, eventually crashing out of teh window and falling two stories onto the ground below* sokka: awful! zuko: bad! sokka: catastrophic! zuko: dreadful! sokka: enfuriating! zuko: f****ng nnoying! sokka: ghastly! zuko: horrific! sokka: indecent! *they go on* end. |
y does that sound so familier......-ponders awhile- do u happen 2 be a fan of drake and josh? hmm? |
i thought it sounded familiar to like something from a monty python or men in tights movie |
no it's a complete ripoff of a D+J episode where they get stuck in a treehouse with no door and they have a double date later and they miss it because they're stuck.
did i just say that out loud? |
It was hilarious and spot-on with D&J. Now if only someone would do the same with an episode of Kenan & Kel. |
