right! here goes! new episode of drake and i mean...avatar in the city! sure...we'll go with that! (remember cl means canned laughter) WARNING: contains copious amounts of kataang, zutarians and taangers of a nervous disposition may wish to put a blindfold over their butt and use it to look at the screen, if you do this you might find some zutara. (you're familiar with the process! )

*katara and aang are waterbending training in a pond in ba sing se*
katara: let's see if you can dodge this!
*katara shoots an ice shard at aang, it just hits him*
aang: oh yeah, well try to avoid this!
*aang does the same, katara catches it in her hand*
katara: you lose, again!
aang: okay, give it a rest.
katara: but you're the loser! and i'm the winner!
aang: okay i get it!
katara: but you lost! and i won!
aang: (shouting) stop!
katara: no! i won!
aang: why are you being so irritating?
katara: (shouting too) because you always beat me at everything and now i've finally beaten you!
aang: what? that's not true! why are you really being this irritating?
katara: well maybe it's because i.. i like you and i have done for a really long time!
aang: yeah, well maybe i've liked you since i first met you but never had the guts to tell you!
katara: (still shouting) so you like me then!
aang: well only if you like me!
katara: i like you!
aang: well then!
katara: i guess we're boyfriend and girlfriend then!
aang: fine! on one condition?
katara: what?
aang: I get to be the boyfriend!
*cl*
*opening credits*

*zuko, toph and sokka are in the apartment, watching tv (well toph's not watching but you get the idea*
toph: y'know, zuko. we really need to get back at aang and sokka for everything they're put us through.
zuko: i agree. keep talking.
sokka: (on the phone) so there i was, half naked, there was bubble wrap flying everywhere, people were going crazy and i still had half a pie in my hands when-
*he is interrupted from his pointless story by a knock on the door*
zuko: you'll get it.
*cl*
sokka: *stares angrily at zuko* *hangs up, gets up to answer the door*
aang: hey, is katara here?
sokka: don't you hve a key to this place?
aang: well when you were half naked with bubble wrap flying everywhere and half a pie in your hands i lost it in the commotion.
*cl*
sokka: right. katara's at the pond, waiting for you.
aang: yes, because i have waterbending training with her. hehe...it's not a date or anything... nope, just waterbending training!
*cl*
sokka: *stares* *pause* whatever*
*cl*
*katara walks in*
katara: hey have you seen-aang! there you are! c'mon, let's go on our da-
aang: (interrupting) DAily trip to the pond for waterbending training!
*cl*
katara: no, our da-
aang: (interrupting) DAtive case lesson! hehe. we're learning german! *cl katara, can we just go?
katara: okay aang but-
*aang pushes her outside and quickly closes the door*
katara: what's up with that?
aang: nothing, i just wanted to get going, that's all!
katara: why would you act so nervous around sokka if he knew we were going out? *pause as she realises what's going on* unless he doesn't know! you didn't tell him!
aang: i'm sorry! it's just, you're his sister! i'm afraid of what he might thing!
katara: don't be silly! he won't mind!
aang: are you sure?
katara: totally. tell him tomorrow.
aang: okay, i will.
katara: promise?
aang: promise. oh! i got you something!
katara: what?
*aang reaches into his pocket and takes out a plastic toy shark*
aang: i got this for you. i know you like dolphin-sharks!
katara: they're only my favourite ocean predator!
*cl*
katara: thanks aang! *pause* you may hug me.
aang: sweet! *hugs*

*aang is pacing the floor of his shared room with sokka, practicing what he's going to say*
aang: sokka, me and your sister have certain...feelings for each other....no, that's stupid. *pause* sokka, your sister is very hot. no that's even worse! *pause* sokka, you know on the animal channel when the male girraffe 'liked' the female girrafe? no! that's terrible!
*canned laughter throughout*
*sokka walks in*
aang: sokka, i gotta tell you something, something important!
sokka: for the last time your rash will go away on its own! *cl*
aang: it's not that. *deep breath* katara and i are dating!
*sokka begins to turn red, he shudders, then his head explodes into a million pieces* *cl*
aang: AAAAAHHH!!!!
*he wakes up, still screaming. well of course it was a dream!*
sokka: what happened?
aang: oh! oh it's okay! your head's fine!
sokka: .....and you have pretty eyes!
*cl*
toph: *running in to their room* why was aang screaming? did the eggs hatch?
*cl*
sokka: what eggs?
toph: oh, nothing? *walks out*
*cl*
*sokka and aang tear the room apart, looking for the eggs* *cl*

to be continued when i'm bothered.

Iroh: Did I ever tell you how I got the nickname "the Dragon of the West"?

Azula: I don't wanna listen to your antidotes, Uncle.

Iroh: Anecdote.

Azula: What?

Iroh: You said "antidote", not "anecdote". There's a difference there.

Azula: No, you just didn't hear me.

Zuko: No, I heard it too.

Dai Li: Yeah... we heard it as well.

Azula: I didn't screw up the line! You all are deaf!

Zuko: I think you mean "dead" not "death".

Hilarious. There's no way that Katara is Mindy, Aang is Josh, Sokka is Drake, and Toph is Megan. (I have no clue on who ISN'T Zuko.)

tomtitan wrote:

WARNING: contains copious amounts of kataang, zutarians and taangers of a nervous disposition may wish to put a blindfold over their butt and use it to look at the screen, if you do this you might find some zutara. (you're familiar with the process! )

Though this part was win enough for me.

It was funny but I can't remember the episode it's based on or who the characters are supposed to be.

LOL This is turning into a parody thread!

Azula: Do you really think you can fight me!?

Aang: No, not really.

Azula: Well that makes things easier.

Zuko: You spoke too soon!

Azula: Oh no, my older brother! Whatever will I do?

Aang: Wait, your own sister beats you? That's not cool!

Zuko: I think we've gone off script... what's my next line?

Director: Nah, keep going with this. It's very good.