Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
Somebody messing around with the bleep button
Toph: bleep me twinkle toes (bitter work)
Aang: You've never bleeped an airbender before have??you? I can bleep you with both hands tied behind my back (1st episode)
Katara:??*YELLING* BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP (also first episode)
Sokka: bleep you (the fortuneteller)
C1991 wrote: |
Somebody messing around with the bleep button Toph: bleep me twinkle toes (bitter work) Aang: You've never bleeped an airbender before have??you? I can bleep you with both hands tied behind my back (1st episode) Katara:??*YELLING* BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP (also first episode) Sokka: bleep you (the fortuneteller) |
another:
(the chase)
*Toph bumps katara onto sokka*
Katara: Sokka OW WHAT THE F*** DO YOU HAVE TO SLEEP WITH YOUR CLUB???
Aang: sokka's club is in his pillow
Katara: ooooooooooooooooooh whispers to sokka: meet me in my trailer at midnight
Zuko: I must find the Avatar! I will find the avatar! I need to capture the avatar! I will capture the avatar! Where is the avatar!?
Aang: *Finally sick of playing hide-and-go-seek* I can't stand it anymore! Just tag me! I will be it now!
Katara: Thank you aang.
Toph: yeah thanks for saving the game.
Sokka: I was about to quit.
Aang: All he says is..." I will find the avatar!"
(Aang after reading finale script)-F*ck that!
Katara-What!?!?
Aang-I die in the f*cking finale! I thought I was finally gonna get some but no, I die!
Sokka-You don't really die Aang its probably special effects.
Aang-Yeah(sarcasticly)
(Death scene comes up)
Aang-I'm sorry Katara.(Goes glowy)
(Azula shoots)
Azula-HA! You little??b**** Thats for stealing my f*cking Krispy Kreme!
Sokka-Holy f*cking sh*t!
Katara-You killed him!
Azula-Never steal a psycopath's f*cking Krispy Kreme.
Director-Every f*cking time! SH*T! Stunt double!
Aang double-H3ll no! I took her little debbies yesterday!
Azula-What!
Aang double-F*ck!
Katara-Popcorn?
Sokka-Yeah.
confucioussayhi wrote: |
(Aang after reading finale script)-F*ck that! Katara-What!?!? Aang-I die in the f*cking finale! I thought I was finally gonna get some but no, I die! Sokka-You don't really die Aang its probably special effects. Aang-Yeah(sarcasticly) (Death scene comes up) Aang-I'm sorry Katara.(Goes glowy) (Azula shoots) Azula-HA! You little??b**** Thats for stealing my f*cking Krispy Kreme! Sokka-Holy f*cking sh*t! Katara-You killed him! Azula-Never steal a psycopath's f*cking Krispy Kreme. Director-Every f*cking time! SH*T! Stunt double! Aang double-H3ll no! I took her little debbies yesterday! Azula-What! Aang double-F*ck! Katara-Popcorn? Sokka-Yeah. |
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAH!!!!!!! oh my god... i am currently right now rolling on the floor laughing... or as sum wuld say it rofl.... GUYZ i rate dis a 10!
confucioussayhi wrote: |
(Filming of "the crossroads of destiny") Toph-Don't worry it's an old friend of mine. (opens door) Toph-WTF!? Where's Iroh?! (they hear a flush) (Iroh walks out of the bathroom) Iroh-Ahh... Katara-Eww, you nasty f*ck! Iroh- What? I had to go. Those triple bean burritos go right through me. Aang-(pukes) (Toph walks outside, closing the door behind her.) (Zuko walks out of Katara's bedroom) Katara-What the h3ll were you doing in my bedroom?!?! Zuko-Uh I was checking you drawers for giant panty eating lice and if you see any white stuff on them its special lice repellant. (Just then Sokka come flying through the wall, wearing only a shirt) Aang-Holy sh*t! Katara-What happened?! Why are you naked?! Sokka-Well I was nailing Aang's sister when I found out that airbenders sneeze when they're gettin some. Aang-0_o I have a sister! And you f*cked her?!?!?! Sokka-What? Shes one fine piece of @$$. Aang-AHH!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!! Sokk-If you can catch me. Oh, crap you're an airbender. Aang-AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Begins to chase Sokka) Iroh-Ohhhh! Back to the White Throne! (Rushes back to bathroom) Katara-So do you- Zuko-Totally (They go to Katara's bedroom) |
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Alright, this is for everyone who missed my earlier posts. Just in case.
Sokka-Dude, where's my ostrichhorse?
Haru-I dunno dude, where's your ostrichhorse?
(Elwood Blues poofs in)
Elwood I'm on a mission from God.
Aang-Who the f*** is God?!?!
Katara-Oh, oh I-Nevermind
Elwood- RAWHIDE!(Whip crack)(Poofs away)
Zuko-WTF?!?!
Haru-Sweet.
(Steven colbert poofs in)
Steven-And thats the truthiness of da sitiaton b*tch(Poofs away)
Zuko-Truthiness?
Aang-Colbert?
(Katara, suddenly in bathing suit)-And?!?!?! Sh*t Why does that keep happening?!?!
Sokka-Duh, its in the script.
Zuko and Aang in unison-She so hawt!
Momo-YEEEAAAAAHHHH B*OTCH TAP THAT SH*T! O-OH!
All-0_o
(Director, back from lunch)-What'd I miss?
(Aang walks back to his trailer after a long day of filming)
(He opens the door and finds Katara naked on his bed)
Katara-Merry Christmas Aang!
Aang-...(Falls over)
(Katara after checking his pulse)Oh crap. Call in the stunt double!
Aang double#1-Yes!!!!!!!!!(Pumps arm in air)
Aang double#2-Bullsh*t! She meant me!
Aang double#1-In your dreams!
Aang double#2-Bring it @$$hole!
Aang double#1-Don't start b*tch!
(Fight ensues)
(Katara sighs then walks to another trailer)
Katara-Merry Christmas Zuko!
(Aang after reading finale script)-F*ck that!
Katara-What!?!?
Aang-I die in the f*cking finale! I thought I was finally gonna get some but no, I die!
Sokka-You don't really die Aang its probably special effects.
Aang-Yeah(sarcasticly)
(Death scene comes up)
Aang-I'm sorry Katara.(Goes glowy)
(Azula shoots)
Azula-HA! You little??b**** Thats for stealing my f*cking Krispy Kreme!
Sokka-Holy f*cking sh*t!
Katara-You killed him!
Azula-Never steal a psycopath's f*cking Krispy Kreme.
Director-Every f*cking time! SH*T! Stunt double!
Aang double-H3ll no! I took her little debbies yesterday!
Azula-What!
Aang double-F*ck!
Katara-Popcorn?
Sokka-Yeah.
(Filming of "the chase")
Toph-Who's Zuko?
Sokka-Oh just some angry freak with a ponytail thats chased u-
(Zuko from offstage)-WHAT THE F*CK DID YOU JUST CALL ME!?!?!? I'm not an angry freak!!!!! I am not!!!
Sokka-My point exactly.
Katara-Damn.
Aang-(in awe)Look at that vein in his forehead.
Zuko-WHAT!!!! DIE!!!!
(Azula coming in for train scene)-WTF? Zuko you're not in this until the end!
Zuko-Oh so now I'm stupid too!?!?!?!
Sokka-Pretty much.
Azula-I didn't say that.
Katara-Damn.
Toph-Thats Zuko? He sounds like a @$$hole.
Azula-Pretty much.
(Director walks in)
Director-What the h3ll?! We don't film for another ten minutes! Oh, you're all doing it again?!?! Stop f*cking playacting! I don't wanna lose this gig! I am not going back to independent films!
Sokka-Hah! We now just how to p*ss everyone off.
Katara-Damn.
(Filming of "the crossroads of destiny")
Toph-Don't worry it's an old friend of mine.
(opens door)
Toph-WTF!? Where's Iroh?!
(they hear a flush)
(Iroh walks out of the bathroom)
Iroh-Ahh...
Katara-Eww, you nasty f*ck!
Iroh- What? I had to go. Those triple bean burritos go right through me.
Aang-(pukes)
(Toph walks outside, closing the door behind her.)
(Zuko walks out of Katara's bedroom)
Katara-What the h3ll were you doing in my bedroom?!?!
Zuko-Uh I was checking you drawers for giant panty eating lice and if you see any white stuff on them its special lice repellant.
(Just then Sokka come flying through the wall, wearing only a shirt)
Aang-Holy sh*t!
Katara-What happened?! Why are you naked?!
Sokka-Well I was nailing Aang's sister when I found out that airbenders sneeze when they're gettin some.
Aang-0_o I have a sister! And you f*cked her?!?!?!
Sokka-What? Shes one fine piece of @$$.
Aang-AHH!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!!
Sokk-If you can catch me. Oh, crap you're an airbender.
Aang-AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Begins to chase Sokka)
Iroh-Ohhhh! Back to the White Throne!
(Rushes back to bathroom)
Katara-So do you-
Zuko-Totally
(They go to Katara's bedroom)
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confucioussayhi wrote: | ||||
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I was like WTF? then I laughed till i cried
C1991 wrote: | ||||||
I was like WTF? then I laughed till i cried |