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Ha! ..perv... lol jus playin
Nickelodeon (ended 2008)
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Ha! ..perv... lol jus playin
danlohr wrote: |
Ok heres another 1 Aang: D@mn i hate this f*cking Sh*t, this is god d@mn bullsh*t Katara: It's ok if youre gay Sooka is too. Toph: WTF? I wanted to score twinkle toes Ju Dee: no i Did, too late, F*CK Zuko: I love you uncle Iroh: What the H3ll, b*tch? Zuko: I'm gay Momo: What the mother F*ck? This is god d@m F*cking bullsh*t!! Appa: F*ck off, D@mn leimer Katara: You guys can talk? I'm horny! Everyone: Me too! Cabbage man: H3LLLLLL YEA |
luvd it... i lykd dis one 2
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luvd it... i lykd dis one 2 |
the_mental_teen wrote: |
*The GAang is still playing World of Warcraft (WoW)* Aang: Hey look, I see some dude with the name 'mentalteen' Katara: My character is STILL fat. Zuko: The f*** does he want? *mentalteen walks to them and starts to kill Sokka's player* Zuko: OMG, he killed Sokka! Aang: You B@stard! *mentalteen kills them 2 also* Katara: Please don't kill my fat player! *She gets killed* Aang: *ticked* THAT SON OF A B****!!! Zuko: Who is that F****er? Sokka: Whoever he is, he's one tough bad@$$. *mentalteen is at home, fat, virgin, and is playing like a nerd with stains all over his shirt from drooling while playing* |
Nice. LOL
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Nice. LOL |
[aang is about to go on a date with katara. sokka is giving him advice. this is actually from the movie There's Something About Mary, but i'm??altering it to make it even funnier. (if you've seen the movie.)]
sokka: well first off,??have you jacked off yet?
aang: wha-?!
sokka: dude! you have to do that before a date! otherwise it's like going out with a loaded gun!
aang: why?
sokka: well, when you're laying in bed after an orgasm, are you looking for sex?
aang: well-
sokka: no, you're not! you've already got it. you're satisfied. it gets your mind off sex and more into other things. it has you thinking like a girl. and girls love that!
aang: oh, man, i've been going out with a loaded gun! [rushes into the bathroom]
[aang does his thing while looking at a scroll with bra ads. katara starts knocking]
aang: i'll be right there! [looks around for the semen, but can't find it]
katara, still knocking: aang? you coming?
aang: [decides to forget about it] almost ready!
[aang opens the door to let katara in. katara notices white stuff behind his ear.]
katara: hey, is that hair gel? here, let me have some, i didn't have time to gel my hair.
aang: hey, hey, hey... [katara puts it in her hair. it totally stands up.]
[the rest of the date goes fine.]
[THREE HOURS LATER]
aang: see ya later, katara! stay hot!
katara: see ya, aang! stay bald!
katara: ...... wait.
note: by the way, ladies, almost no one really does that before going out with you.
blazerperry29 wrote: |
[aang is about to go on a date with katara. sokka is giving him advice. this is actually from the movie There's Something About Mary, but i'm??altering it to make it even funnier. (if you've seen the movie.)] sokka: well first off,??have you jacked off yet? aang: wha-?! sokka: dude! you have to do that before a date! otherwise it's like going out with a loaded gun! aang: why? sokka: well, when you're laying in bed after an orgasm, are you looking for sex? aang: well- sokka: no, you're not! you've already got it. you're satisfied. it gets your mind off sex and more into other things. it has you thinking like a girl. and girls love that! aang: oh, man, i've been going out with a loaded gun! [rushes into the bathroom] [aang does his thing while looking at a scroll with bra ads. katara starts knocking] aang: i'll be right there! [looks around for the semen, but can't find it] katara, still knocking: aang? you coming? aang: [decides to forget about it] almost ready! [aang opens the door to let katara in. katara notices white stuff behind his ear.] katara: hey, is that hair gel? here, let me have some, i didn't have time to gel my hair. aang: hey, hey, hey... [katara puts it in her hair. it totally stands up.] [the rest of the date goes fine.] [THREE HOURS LATER] aang: see ya later, katara! katara: see ya, aang! katara: ...... wait. HAIR gel???...... note: by the way, ladies, almost no one really does that before going out with you. |
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yeah, well it's pretty good if you've seen the movie. they can't all be riots, though.
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yeah, well it's pretty good if you've seen the movie. they can't all be riots, though. |
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a) none taken, though you're not saying this to the other people spoofing south park and other shows. (not that you need to, those ones are hilarious) b) you don't have to respond right away, you can take your time. c) a spanish final? in early december? you must be good, i don't take mine until june. good luck! |
blazerperry29 wrote: |
[aang is about to go on a date with katara. sokka is giving him advice. this is actually from the movie There's Something About Mary, but i'm??altering it to make it even funnier. (if you've seen the movie.)] sokka: well first off,??have you jacked off yet? aang: wha-?! sokka: dude! you have to do that before a date! otherwise it's like going out with a loaded gun! aang: why? sokka: well, when you're laying in bed after an orgasm, are you looking for sex? aang: well- sokka: no, you're not! you've already got it. you're satisfied. it gets your mind off sex and more into other things. it has you thinking like a girl. and girls love that! aang: oh, man, i've been going out with a loaded gun! [rushes into the bathroom] [aang does his thing while looking at a scroll with bra ads. katara starts knocking] aang: i'll be right there! [looks around for the semen, but can't find it] katara, still knocking: aang? you coming? aang: [decides to forget about it] almost ready! [aang opens the door to let katara in. katara notices white stuff behind his ear.] katara: hey, is that hair gel? here, let me have some, i didn't have time to gel my hair. aang: hey, hey, hey... [katara puts it in her hair. it totally stands up.] [the rest of the date goes fine.] [THREE HOURS LATER] aang: see ya later, katara! stay hot! katara: see ya, aang! stay bald! katara: ...... wait. note: by the way, ladies, almost no one really does that before going out with you. |