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Avatar Haiku Slam!

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    fatsomama

    [21]May 28, 2008
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    Green, leafy goodness

    Uncared for by all but one

    He exclaims his love!
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    Miroku78

    [22]May 28, 2008
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    Influenced by Drugs
    I fall victim once again
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    Jancro-Liva

    [23]May 28, 2008
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    They spoiled the ending

    With the Sozin's Comet book

    I have Brooklyn Rage!

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    Miroku78

    [24]May 28, 2008
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    Jancro-Liva wrote:

    They spoiled the ending

    With the Sozin's Comet book

    I have Brooklyn Rage!


    6-7-5. WRONG!!!

    It's 5-7-5
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    xRamensx

    [25]May 28, 2008
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    Miroku78 wrote:
    Jancro-Liva wrote:

    They spoiled the ending

    With the Sozin's Comet book

    I have Brooklyn Rage!
    6-7-5. WRONG!!! It's 5-7-5

    The nice thing about the word "spoiled" it actually can have 1 syllable depending on how it's said.

    So I think they did it correctly.

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    Lisa31468

    [26]May 28, 2008
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    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    Okay, remember Sokka's Haiku Slam in "Tales of Ba Sing Se"?

    Well here's your chance to show off YOUR Haiku skills.

    Rules for Haiku

    First line: 5 syllables

    Second line: 7 syllables

    Third line: 5 syllables

    Obviously your poem should be about Avatar in some way, a character, an episode, whatever.

    Okay, I'll start if off.

    *ahem*

    Toph, the Blind Bandit

    She vanquishes all her foes

    While she picks her nose!

    Didn't the ASNers do this in real life at the NYCC this year?

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    hkulka2974

    [27]May 28, 2008
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    Avatar Aang that's his name

    Defeating the firelord, his aim

    Forces work against him, shame

    idk i'm not that good

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    xRamensx

    [28]May 28, 2008
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    hkulka2974 wrote:

    Avatar Aang that's his name

    Defeating the firelord, his aim

    Forces work against him, shame

    idk i'm not that good

    It's good as a poem. But as a haiku, no.

    7-9-7

    It's good thing that haiku bouncer from ToBSS isn't. "Too many syllables, bub."

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    Miroku78

    [29]May 28, 2008
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    Sometimes I do cry
    Cause the mother I had, died
    All I think is why
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    Boomeraaaang

    [30]May 28, 2008
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    Lisa31468 wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    Okay, remember Sokka's Haiku Slam in "Tales of Ba Sing Se"?

    Well here's your chance to show off YOUR Haiku skills.

    Rules for Haiku

    First line: 5 syllables

    Second line: 7 syllables

    Third line: 5 syllables

    Obviously your poem should be about Avatar in some way, a character, an episode, whatever.

    Okay, I'll start if off.

    *ahem*

    Toph, the Blind Bandit

    She vanquishes all her foes

    While she picks her nose!

    Didn't the ASNers do this in real life at the NYCC this year?

    Really? That would've been cool to see -or be in.

    I'd vanquish all my Haiku foes, with the line about Toph picking her nose!

    See what I did there? Clever, huh?

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    Jancro-Liva

    [31]May 28, 2008
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    Miroku78 wrote:
    Jancro-Liva wrote:

    They spoiled the ending

    With the Sozin's Comet book

    I have Brooklyn Rage!
    6-7-5. WRONG!!! It's 5-7-5

    According to Mr. Webster, "spoiled" has only one syllable.

    Edited on 05/28/2008 12:39pm
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    Boomeraaaang

    [32]May 28, 2008
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    SlargTheGnome wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    *clears throat*

    Kataang is its name

    The ship that will not set sail

    Hey, Aang! Epic Fail!

    *punches out Boomeraaaang*

    Oh right, a haiku. Ahem:

    Sokka is so fine,

    He's a hit with the ladies,

    And that includes me!

    No need for violence!

    as Guru Pathik would say

    Sorry, Sokka's gay!

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    SlargTheGnome

    [33]May 28, 2008
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    Boomeraaaang wrote:
    SlargTheGnome wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    *clears throat*

    Kataang is its name

    The ship that will not set sail

    Hey, Aang! Epic Fail!

    *punches out Boomeraaaang*

    Oh right, a haiku. Ahem:

    Sokka is so fine,

    He's a hit with the ladies,

    And that includes me!

    No need for violence!

    as Guru Pathik would say

    Sorry, Sokka's gay!



    Curse you Boomeraaaaang!
    You've destroyed my fantasies!
    Aang will crush you now!
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    Miroku78

    [34]May 28, 2008
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    SlargTheGnome wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:
    SlargTheGnome wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    *clears throat*

    Kataang is its name

    The ship that will not set sail

    Hey, Aang! Epic Fail!

    *punches out Boomeraaaang*

    Oh right, a haiku. Ahem:

    Sokka is so fine,

    He's a hit with the ladies,

    And that includes me!

    No need for violence!

    as Guru Pathik would say

    Sorry, Sokka's gay!



    Curse you Boomeraaaaang!
    You've destroyed my fantasies!
    Aang will crush you now!


    Stop this fight you two
    Before I crush both of yall
    Then we'll see who's small.
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    Boomeraaaang

    [35]May 28, 2008
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    SlargTheGnome wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:
    SlargTheGnome wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    *clears throat*

    Kataang is its name

    The ship that will not set sail

    Hey, Aang! Epic Fail!

    *punches out Boomeraaaang*

    Oh right, a haiku. Ahem:

    Sokka is so fine,

    He's a hit with the ladies,

    And that includes me!

    No need for violence!

    as Guru Pathik would say

    Sorry, Sokka's gay!



    Curse you Boomeraaaaang!
    You've destroyed my fantasies!
    Aang will crush you now!

    Curses never work!

    The only thing crushed will be

    Aangy's little heart!

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    Boomeraaaang

    [36]May 28, 2008
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    Miroku78 wrote:
    Stop this fight you two Before I crush both of yall Then we'll see who's small.

    I know what is small

    It is very clear to see

    What you use to pee!

    Haha, just messin'.

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    Miroku78

    [37]May 28, 2008
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    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    Miroku78 wrote:
    Stop this fight you two Before I crush both of yall Then we'll see who's small.

    I know what is small

    It is very clear to see

    What you use to pee!

    Haha, just messin'.



    Oh oh I see I see, Everyone stand around me, come on.

    * starts a haiku battle with booomerang *

    Your's name boomerang
    To me that seems pretty lame
    You would use that name.
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    Lisa31468

    [38]May 28, 2008
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    Boomeraaaang wrote:
    Lisa31468 wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    Okay, remember Sokka's Haiku Slam in "Tales of Ba Sing Se"?

    Well here's your chance to show off YOUR Haiku skills.

    Rules for Haiku

    First line: 5 syllables

    Second line: 7 syllables

    Third line: 5 syllables

    Obviously your poem should be about Avatar in some way, a character, an episode, whatever.

    Okay, I'll start if off.

    *ahem*

    Toph, the Blind Bandit

    She vanquishes all her foes

    While she picks her nose!

    Didn't the ASNers do this in real life at the NYCC this year?

    Really? That would've been cool to see -or be in.

    I'd vanquish all my Haiku foes, with the line about Toph picking her nose!

    See what I did there? Clever, huh?

    To quote Jet: Very nice.

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    SlargTheGnome

    [39]May 28, 2008
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    Miroku78 wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    Miroku78 wrote:
    Stop this fight you two Before I crush both of yall Then we'll see who's small.

    I know what is small

    It is very clear to see

    What you use to pee!

    Haha, just messin'.

    Oh oh I see I see, Everyone stand around me, come on. * starts a haiku battle with booomerang * Your's name boomerang To me that seems pretty lame You would use that name.

    Step away, he's mine!

    He has insulted Kataang,

    For that he will pay!

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    Boomeraaaang

    [40]May 28, 2008
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    Miroku78 wrote:
    Boomeraaaang wrote:

    Miroku78 wrote:
    Stop this fight you two Before I crush both of yall Then we'll see who's small.

    I know what is small

    It is very clear to see

    What you use to pee!

    Haha, just messin'.

    Oh oh I see I see, Everyone stand around me, come on. * starts a haiku battle with booomerang * Your's name boomerang To me that seems pretty lame You would use that name.

    Lame is your spelling!

    There's no apostrophe "s"

    in "Your," silly boy!

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