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Avatar Haiku Slam!

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    catgator185

    [61]May 28, 2008
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    Zutara ain't likely

    Zuko loves Mai can't you see?

    So leave that boy be

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    thefacestealer

    [62]May 28, 2008
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    Miroku78 wrote:
    picaboomman wrote:
    wow boomeraagns good at this
    Hey Don't forget me!! Man, me and Boomeraang had a Haiku-type battle. Picabooman why That why can't you just realize that Miro is fy (slang for fire)
    ah, you lost then, did you?

    second line has eight syllables.

    Edited on 05/28/2008 6:57pm
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    turtlebaby43

    [63]May 28, 2008
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    Learning elements,

    From the different nations,

    To defeat and free.

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    huladog123

    [64]May 28, 2008
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    From: The Avatar and the Firelord, when Aang presumaly is farting in front of his friends:

    An unholy stench

    Knocks out anyone who's near

    Silent but deadly

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    DeeDuck33

    [65]May 28, 2008
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    DeeDuck33
    She is pretty darn awesome
    She killz with her skillz

    Aang and Katara
    What a beautiful couple
    Sorry Zutara

    Sokka is the man
    He gets all of the ladies
    Aren't you jealous?

    Some jokes are funny
    Others stink so freakin bad
    I may need duct tape

    Okay, no need to pay me. I'll stop on my own.
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    daveshanFromGMU

    [66]May 28, 2008
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    DeeDuck33 wrote:
    Aang and Katara What a beautiful couple Sorry Zutara

    (It's on)

    Kataang is so lame.

    Return, never. Bring a very

    powerful bender.

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    Spacerac

    [67]May 28, 2008
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    Let us please keep these
    Shipping wars out of this thread
    They are everywhere

    Poor deluded guys
    Zutara doesn't exist
    It's the truth, too bad.

    Aang the Avatar
    Straight up ready for battle
    Firelord's goin down.
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    daveshanFromGMU

    [68]May 29, 2008
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    All the time, we sit.

    Waiting for new chapters to

    air. Kiss my *ss, Nick.

    Edited on 05/29/2008 10:10am
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    Spacerac

    [69]May 29, 2008
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    daveshanFromGMU wrote:

    All the time, we sit.

    Waiting for new episodes to

    air. Kiss my *ss, Nick.

    this wins.

    EDIT: I noticed the middle line has an extra syllable. But good concept.

    Edited on 05/29/2008 1:15am
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    daveshanFromGMU

    [70]May 29, 2008
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    Spacerac wrote:
    daveshanFromGMU wrote:

    All the time, we sit.

    Waiting for new episodes to

    air. Kiss my *ss, Nick.

    this wins.

    EDIT: I noticed the middle line has an extra syllable. But good concept.

    Oops, I thought "episodes" was two syllables. I'll fix it.

    Fixed to "chapters."

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    DeeDuck33

    [71]May 29, 2008
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    Aang's getting stronger
    And gaining maturity
    I have turned fangirl.

    Time is running out
    The story ends in July
    I am so, so sad.

    The finale wins
    With much action and drama
    I am so ready

    (daveshanFromGMU)
    Dreams are a beauty
    Such nice wishful thinking
    But yours are irksome

    It's like a disease... I can't stop making haikus. But I should really stop.
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    catgator185

    [72]May 29, 2008
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    The four elements

    will become one this July

    Air, Water, Earth, Fire

    ------------------

    The Avatar State

    Greatest strength, greatest weakness

    Will Aang master it?

    -----------------

    Earth is stubborn, Fire

    is energy, Air is free,

    Water is control

    Edited on 05/29/2008 3:37pm
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    catgator185

    [73]May 29, 2008
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    More.

    Fire is energy,

    rage, anger, life, destructive, pain,

    power, and cold blooded

    --------------

    Earth is enduring,

    strength, stubborn, unmovable,

    rough around the edge

    --------------

    Water is change, life,

    soothing, healing, controlling,

    and the ocean's wrath

    --------------

    Air is free spirited,

    nonagressive, light, and of

    alternate thinking

    Edited on 05/29/2008 4:09pm
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    daveshanFromGMU

    [74]May 29, 2008
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    Too many times we watch

    Show about barn animals.

    Nick is smoking crack.

    ---------------

    Not even reruns

    shown. Gee, I wonder why we

    watch this stuff online?

    ------------------

    (to DeeDuck)

    You play with fire, you

    will burn. Katara will play with

    fire and she will purr

    (is Katara, Kat-ara or Kat-ar-a?)

    Edited on 05/29/2008 4:15pm
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    DeeDuck33

    [75]May 29, 2008
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    (extension of above)

    Aang's a firebender.
    I'm sure you get the message.
    A couple of winks.

    EDIT: Ka-ta-ra (or something like that)

    Edited on 05/29/2008 4:18pm
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    thefacestealer

    [76]May 29, 2008
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    daveshanFromGMU wrote:

    Too many times we watch

    Show about barn animals.

    Nick is smoking crack.

    ---------------

    to DeeDuck)

    You play with fire, you

    will burn. Katara will play with

    fire and she will purr
    the first line of the first haiku has 6 syllables and the last second line of the last haiku has 8 syllables.
    Edited on 05/29/2008 4:19pm
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    daveshanFromGMU

    [77]May 29, 2008
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    DeeDuck33 wrote:

    (extension of above)

    Aang's a firebender.
    I'm sure you get the message.
    A couple of winks.

    EDIT: Ka-ta-ra (or something like that)

    Aang's fire is puny

    and weak. Women need a big,

    strong fire like Zuzu's.

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    Miroku78

    [78]May 29, 2008
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    daveshanFromGMU wrote:
    DeeDuck33 wrote:

    (extension of above)

    Aang's a firebender.
    I'm sure you get the message.
    A couple of winks.

    EDIT: Ka-ta-ra (or something like that)

    Aang's fire is puny

    and weak. Women need a big,

    strong fire like Zuzu's.


    Error!! 6-7-6 is wrong.

    Why oh must it be
    That Katara could choose 3
    And the third is me!
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    DeeDuck33

    [79]May 29, 2008
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    daveshanFromGMU wrote:
    DeeDuck33 wrote:

    (extension of above)

    Aang's a firebender.
    I'm sure you get the message.
    A couple of winks.

    EDIT: Ka-ta-ra (or something like that)

    Aang's fire is puny

    and weak. Women need a big,

    strong fire like Zuzu's.

    Have you seen the art?
    Just look at season three Aang.
    No puniness there.
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    DeeDuck33

    [80]May 29, 2008
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    Miroku78 wrote:
    daveshanFromGMU wrote:
    DeeDuck33 wrote:

    (extension of above)

    Aang's a firebender.
    I'm sure you get the message.
    A couple of winks.

    EDIT: Ka-ta-ra (or something like that)

    Aang's fire is puny

    and weak. Women need a big,

    strong fire like Zuzu's.


    Error!! 6-7-6 is wrong.

    Why oh must it be
    That Katara could choose 3
    And the third is me!

    Katara has a lot of males to choose from.
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