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    go_ugly_people

    [1]Dec 18, 2006
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    lets talk about the Avatar Commercials

    we all know that there funny
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    go_ugly_people

    [2]Dec 18, 2006
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    ok i'll start

    Announcer: New Air-launching Aang ang Appa(pronounced wrong) that has to be the lamest commercial ever
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    kingdom707

    [3]Dec 18, 2006
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    Firecracks Gum

    Azula: we have gone up in purchase the first two weeks.

    Fire lord ozai: and iroh said we would sell less gum if it was longer lasting

    *the factory stops working

    Azula: I forgot to mention that it has??gone below zero this week

    Fire Lord: Maybe Iroh was right

    Narrator: Buy longer lasting firacracks gum

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    go_ugly_people

    [4]Dec 18, 2006
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    kingdom707 wrote:

    Firecracks Gum

    Azula: we have gone up in purchase the first two weeks.

    Fire lord ozai: and iroh said we would sell less gum if it was longer lasting

    *the factory stops working

    Azula: I forgot to mention that it has??gone below zero this week

    Fire Lord: Maybe Iroh was right

    Narrator: Buy longer lasting firacracks gum



    lol
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    bdllbo

    [5]Dec 18, 2006
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    "I'm Zuko for Zippo lighters..."
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    bdllbo

    [6]Dec 18, 2006
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    "I'm Aang, here to talk about the ultra-light two pound Oreck vaccuum. Now, I work with air all day, and I can honestly tell you the suction on this baby is better than penguin sledding in the arctic."
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    bdllbo

    [7]Dec 18, 2006
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    "My name is Iroh, and welcome to my 24-hour tea channel. All tea, all the time. My guest is Jean-Luc Picard who's here to talk about the benefits of Earl Grey vs. Jasmine. Jean-luc, welcome."

    "Yes, a pleasure to be here Iroh. A pleasure. When I'm not flying around the most advanced ship in the fleet..."
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    bdllbo

    [8]Dec 18, 2006
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    The warden....

    "This is a very high quality coal, mined from the finest and deepest caverns of the Fire Nation. Why coal you ask? It burns dirtier than propane to clog your lungs so we can weaken your bodies when we attack your cities and burn them to the ground!"
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    go_ugly_people

    [9]Dec 18, 2006
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    Aangs tattoo shop where we can make you look like the avatar
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    whiteforest

    [10]Dec 18, 2006
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    Bowl of Jook: $1.50
    Blue Spirit mask: $23.00
    Haircut: $7.00
    New tea shop: $12,000

    Incensing hundreds of obssessed shippers at the crossroads of your own destiny: priceless.

    For everything else, there's FIREBENDINGmastercard.
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    bdllbo

    [11]Dec 18, 2006
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    "I'm Sokka here to talk about Inuit's new product, Blubber Nuggets. Blubber nuggets come in three yummy flavors: great white humpback, otter seal, and tiger penguin. Forget penguin sledding. The only thing those critters are good for is food. Food food food. Ain't that right, Larry?"

    "That's right, Sokka, git r done. Nothin' says lovin' like givin' your girl a chunk of blubber nuggets in her stockin' hung by the fire so some fat dude can come and deliver under drawers and socks to your tree for the holidays...."
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    bdllbo

    [12]Dec 18, 2006
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    whiteforest wrote:
    Bowl of Jook: $1.50 Blue Spirit mask: $23.00 Haircut: $7.00 New tea shop: $12,000 Incensing hundreds of obssessed shippers at the crossroads of your own destiny: priceless. For everything else, there's FIREBENDINGmastercard.
    ROTFLMAO!!!!!
    Edited on 12/18/2006 8:03pm
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    go_ugly_people

    [13]Dec 18, 2006
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    Foo foo bars the new product with the best taste - Indorsed by Sokka
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    bdllbo

    [14]Dec 18, 2006
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    "Try Fire Nation Fire Works, the only brand for your fourth of July celebrations this year. Whether you want lame sparklers or firecrackers to blow your enemies' ears off, we've got something for you!"
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    bdllbo

    [15]Dec 18, 2006
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    go_ugly_people wrote:
    Foo foo bars the new product with the best taste - Indorsed by Sokka


    LOL
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    bdllbo

    [16]Dec 18, 2006
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    I am Guru Patkai, here to talk about the health benefits of banana onion juice. Do not criticize it until you have had it. You will wake up refreshed and invigorated and feel like no one will want to be around you.
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    go_ugly_people

    [17]Dec 18, 2006
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    well i gotta go but heres one more...


    Flopsie pellets, keep the goodness going
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    whiteforest

    [18]Dec 18, 2006
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    bdllbo wrote:
    I am Guru Patkai, here to talk about the health benefits of banana onion juice. Do not criticize it until you have had it. You will wake up refreshed and invigorated and feel like no one will want to be around you.

    PLUS your burps will smell like PICKLES! BUY THIS PRODUCT
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    bdllbo

    [19]Dec 18, 2006
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    Gemanite... for that creepy feeling.
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    wibadgers

    [20]Dec 18, 2006
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    hi this is sokka from avatar:the last airbender selling my personal line of boomerangs. They make a great holiday gift and are great at killing firebenders, which also make them a a great gift for kids of all ages.??Will provide fun for years to come as guarenteed?? by avatar Aang. Remember you can not spell bommeraang, without aang.

    Warning: boomerang is deadly and should not be used by anyone. Sokka is not responsible for decapitation, loss of arm, leg, or any other appendage.

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