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confucioussayhi

[41]Dec 19, 2006

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ScoField27 wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

realius wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

TV Action Cartoons- For when your a 38 year old living in his mom's basment and preparing for your next Yu-Gi-Oh card battle! Order now and recive: Avatar: 4 elements and a mint condition zuko pony-tail! Power Rangers: Awsome backgrounds and a helmet voice changer thing. Spider-man: Extra tight tights and a silly-string web shooter! 38 year olds- Use your mom's credit Card and we're throw in this Helm's Deep T-shirt! Show off to your 41 year old friends that you are truly... A Elf! But wait that's not all! Call in 15 minutes and recive a Dungeons and Dragons Shaving Kit for free! FREE! We know you'll never use, nor will you Bathe, but it makes a great collectable! This is a deal of a liftime! call 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Or 1-866-Never-hada-girlfriend. Operators are probaly standing by! Call now! Disclamer: Must by atleast 37 to call. must know the name of all 366 Pok'e'mon, and demostarte you inter-galtic battle cry. allow 3-13 months to ship, shiping and handling fee depends on how much you got.

...ring...ring Hello, and thank you for calling 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Press 1 for English, Press 2 for Clingon...

press 3 for elvish...

If you are calling from beyond the Galatic Alliance, please hold for Jedi Assistance.

No, Lord Sauron, we don't have the One Ring sets yet. Don't use that tone with me! Fine I'll get my boss. No, I told you they're shipping right now. Uhh, please hold.(holding music plays.

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realius

[42]Dec 19, 2006

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confucioussayhi wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

realius wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

...ring...ring Hello, and thank you for calling 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Press 1 for English, Press 2 for Clingon...

press 3 for elvish...

If you are calling from beyond the Galatic Alliance, please hold for Jedi Assistance.

No, Lord Sauron, we don't have the One Ring sets yet. Don't use that tone with me! Fine I'll get my boss. No, I told you they're shipping right now. Uhh, please hold.(holding music plays.

click, pause, click...
Jean Luc Picard here. How can I help you?

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ScoField27

[43]Dec 19, 2006

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realius wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

realius wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

...ring...ring Hello, and thank you for calling 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Press 1 for English, Press 2 for Clingon...

press 3 for elvish...

If you are calling from beyond the Galatic Alliance, please hold for Jedi Assistance.

No, Lord Sauron, we don't have the One Ring sets yet. Don't use that tone with me! Fine I'll get my boss. No, I told you they're shipping right now. Uhh, please hold.(holding music plays.

click, pause, click...
Jean Luc Picard here. How can I help you?

Yeah Jean Luc, I'm Tim- I mean- Lord Mathias of the lower relm, and a- you see my army could really use X-men #143 to compleate the set- My mom- I mean the lady of the lake said to use visa, is that okay?

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realius

[44]Dec 19, 2006

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ScoField27 wrote:

realius wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

realius wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

...ring...ring Hello, and thank you for calling 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Press 1 for English, Press 2 for Clingon...

press 3 for elvish...

If you are calling from beyond the Galatic Alliance, please hold for Jedi Assistance.

No, Lord Sauron, we don't have the One Ring sets yet. Don't use that tone with me! Fine I'll get my boss. No, I told you they're shipping right now. Uhh, please hold.(holding music plays.

click, pause, click... Jean Luc Picard here. How can I help you?

Unless you would like to know what it is like to be beamed out into the middle of space, you will refer to me as Captain Picard. And yes, we do accept Visa. I don't have time to deal with this. Stay on the line while I transfer you to a lieutenant.

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confucioussayhi

[45]Dec 19, 2006

member since: 11/23/06
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realius wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

realius wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

realius wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

...ring...ring Hello, and thank you for calling 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Press 1 for English, Press 2 for Clingon...

press 3 for elvish...

If you are calling from beyond the Galatic Alliance, please hold for Jedi Assistance.

No, Lord Sauron, we don't have the One Ring sets yet. Don't use that tone with me! Fine I'll get my boss. No, I told you they're shipping right now. Uhh, please hold.(holding music plays.

click, pause, click... Jean Luc Picard here. How can I help you?

Yeah this is Sauron-ahem-Lord of Mordor and I want to talk to Captain Kirk, he's like so much cooler than Picard. None of that galatic peace crap please.

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Falcondude123

[46]Dec 19, 2006

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confucioussayhi wrote:

realius wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

realius wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

confucioussayhi wrote:

realius wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

...ring...ring Hello, and thank you for calling 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Press 1 for English, Press 2 for Clingon...

press 3 for elvish...

If you are calling from beyond the Galatic Alliance, please hold for Jedi Assistance.

No, Lord Sauron, we don't have the One Ring sets yet. Don't use that tone with me! Fine I'll get my boss. No, I told you they're shipping right now. Uhh, please hold.(holding music plays.

click, pause, click... Jean Luc Picard here. How can I help you?

Yeah this is Sauron-ahem-Lord of Mordor and I want to talk to Captain Kirk, he's like so much cooler than Picard. None of that galatic peace crap please.

Captaina Kirko here. Listena I don't got no mucho timo me brudda, but maybe I cano schedula yousa in fo' toosdae. What'so thata? No, meesa isa nota Jar Jar Binks. Uh huh, uh huh, I seesa. Hmmmm, maybesimosa somo udda timo? No, me no hablo espanol, I meana, no meesa no know spanish, and meesa gotsa no latino heritage-a!

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picketposter14

[47]Dec 19, 2006

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Falcondude123 wrote:

Lightning in a can! Are you ready for the 'hottest' new toy? (kids) yess!
Lightning in a can! Are you ready to see the surprised looks on your friend's faces?
(kids) YESS!
Lightning in a can! Are you ready to have hours of fun and entertainment?
(kids) YESS!!!!
Lightning in a can! Then you're ready for "lightning in a can!" The funniest prank you'll EVER pull on ANYBODY!
Observe, before lightning in a can, you and your friends were bored. Now, just look at the 'shocking' looks of disbelief on their lifeless faces!
Lightning in a can! Some assembly required, adult supervision a must. Some can positions require hand support.

you'd only have a couple seconds after the lightning got out of the can...

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picketposter14
[48]Dec 19, 2006
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(i saw this on millionaire)

you could save a bundle on bison insurance by switching to Geico
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Falcondude123

[49]Dec 19, 2006

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picketposter14 wrote:

Falcondude123 wrote:

you'd only have a couple seconds after the lightning got out of the can...

Is that a critism I hear of an innocent, made-for-fun, fictional commercial? Tell you what, give you your mailing address and I'll send YOU a can! JK.

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kingdom707
[50]Dec 19, 2006
member since: 07/21/06
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Nation Wide??Wireless Phone
*Aang at Omashu
Aang:Can you here me now?
Katara:Yep
Aang:Good
*Aang at Ba Sing Se Wall
Aang:Can you here me now?
Katara:Yep
Aang:Good
*Aang at North Pole
Aang:Can you here me now
*Aang waits
Aang:Maybe it only does work if you are both in the same nation
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go_ugly_people
[51]Dec 19, 2006
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should i change the name of this thread?
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go_ugly_people
[52]Dec 19, 2006
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bump
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bdllbo

[53]Dec 20, 2006

member since: 11/24/06
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ScoField27 wrote:

TV Action Cartoons- For when your a 38 year old living in his mom's basment and preparing for your next Yu-Gi-Oh card battle!

Order now and recive:
Avatar: 4 elements and a mint condition zuko pony-tail!
Power Rangers: Awsome backgrounds and a helmet voice changer thing.
Spider-man: Extra tight tights and a silly-string web shooter!

38 year olds- Use your mom's credit Card and we're throw in this Helm's Deep T-shirt! Show off to your 41 year old friends that you are truly... A Elf!

But wait that's not all! Call in 15 minutes and recive a Dungeons and Dragons Shaving Kit for free! FREE! We know you'll never use, nor will you Bathe, but it makes a great collectable!

This is a deal of a liftime! call 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Or 1-866-Never-hada-girlfriend. Operators are probaly standing by! Call now!

Disclamer: Must by atleast 37 to call. must know the name of all 366 Pok'e'mon, and demostarte you inter-galtic battle cry. allow 3-13 months to ship, shiping and handling fee depends on how much you got.

My wife and I are laughing to tears over this one! ROTFL...!

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bdllbo
[54]Dec 20, 2006
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Do you have affordable dental insurance? Well, call right now 1-800-new-teeth and we can set you up with our insurance agents in Ba Sing Se right now!

Here's a testimonial from King Bumi: "My cavities are like new. That Gemanite really had me going."

For insurance so good, even Appa can tell the difference. Call now!
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kat503
[55]Dec 21, 2006
member since: 07/19/06
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Need a job? Like having people tell you what to do, or yell at you? Like burning earth benders to a crisp? Well then, the Fire Nation Army wants YOU! Please sign up at the local recruting office.

NOTICE: We are not responsible for death or injury aquired while on duty.
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blazerperry29
[57]Dec 21, 2006
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cha-cha-cha CHIA! yesssirreeee, chia pets are back, and they're easier than ever! just spread the seeds, sprinkle some water and watch it grow! and don't miss the new aang chia pet! [green afro spurts out of aangs head. the commercial ends.]

director: so what do you think? how was it ... where are you going? don't leave! i was just getting to the katara one! waaaaaaait!
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go_ugly_people

[58]Dec 22, 2006

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blazerperry29 wrote:

cha-cha-cha CHIA! yesssirreeee, chia pets are back, and they're easier than ever! just spread the seeds, sprinkle some water and watch it grow! and don't miss the new aang chia pet! [green afro spurts out of aangs head. the commercial ends.]

director: so what do you think? how was it ... where are you going? don't leave! i was just getting to the katara one! waaaaaaait!

lol

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confucioussayhi
[59]Dec 22, 2006
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Are you depressed? Feeling lonely and sad? THEN YOU NEED NEW AANG BRAND ANTI-DEPRESSANT! HOW DO YOU THINK HE DOES IT?!?!

Warning side effects may include: Temporary blindness, premature balding, loss of motor function, memory deterioration, testicular disfunction, loss of blood flow to the ears, toe fungus, spontaneous dismemberment, muteness, loss of depth perception, forest fires, hurricanes, earthquakes, and severe depression.
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go_ugly_people

[60]Dec 22, 2006

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confucioussayhi wrote:

Are you depressed? Feeling lonely and sad? THEN YOU NEED NEW AANG BRAND ANTI-DEPRESSANT! HOW DO YOU THINK HE DOES IT?!?!

Warning side effects may include: Temporary blindness, premature balding, loss of motor function, memory deterioration, testicular disfunction, loss of blood flow to the ears, toe fungus, spontaneous dismemberment, muteness, loss of depth perception, forest fires, hurricanes, earthquakes, and severe depression.

I'LL TAKE SOME

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