Avatar: The Last Airbender: Avatar Commercials

kingdom707
[21]Dec 18, 2006
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*Azula and Zuko??about to close a deal
Dealer: We will give you??6 million for this nation
Azula:That is 3 million cheesburgers a piece at McBenders
Zuko:You got a deal
Narrator:Go to McBenders and get some of your favorite food for one dollar.
McBenders; bend it your way
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bdllbo

[22]Dec 18, 2006

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kingdom707 wrote:

*Azula and Zuko??about to close a deal

Dealer: We will give you??6 million for this nation

Azula:That is 3 million cheesburgers a piece at McBenders

Zuko:You got a deal

Narrator:Go to McBenders and get some of your favorite food for one dollar.

McBenders; bend it your way

LOL

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bdllbo
[23]Dec 18, 2006
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Iroh: "Welcome to the fifth kingdom of earth, Tea Kingdom! Here at our tea gardens you will find jasmine, earl grey, ginseng, peppermint, oolong, green, darjeeling, and every kind of tea you can think of! Relax in our hot springs baths while you sip on delicious tea. Be served by one of our beautiful ladies or handsome men as you lose yourself in luxury. Tea Kingdom, the fifth nation! Where you are in your element."

Disclaimer: Iroh makes no claims as to the healing or cleansing properties of tea, steam baths, or seeing scantily clad people. Restrictions apply. See store for details.
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bdllbo
[24]Dec 18, 2006
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Welcome to Zhao's Used Car Lot! There's not a dog in the bunch! Choose from top of the line fire nation tanks to the best in earth kingdom engineering! We've got domestics and imports for pennies on the gold pieces! Zhao's, where you get an honest deal! And don't mind the angry moon spirit behind the curtain! Come see us!

While supplies last. Tanks are 20 years old, but were top of the line at one time. Earth benders not included with engineering package, but can be ordered for extra. Any color available as long as it is fire nation charcoal black. WAC.
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DrAvatar
[25]Dec 18, 2006
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New frosted fire flakes! They're grrrrrrrreat!

EDIT- Also try new sizzle crisps, free with any purchase of fire flakes
Edited on 12/18/2006 8:47pm
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DrAvatar
[26]Dec 18, 2006
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Jun's bounty hunting service is now accepting new missions.?? We guarentee we will track and capture all fugives or your money back!??

Disclaimer:?? We may require personal item to track fugitive.?? We are not liable for any damages sustained to your personal watercrafts.
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quiet_soul
[27]Dec 18, 2006
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Some music in playing in the backgroud and the Boulder is driving a corvette (Earth kingdom style). He also has on a trenchcoat.
The Boulder: Want a new car?
The Boulder pulls some cash out of his coat
The Boulder: (flashes the cash) Want some money? (throws the money to the wind and speeds off. Aang is in the background gathering up the cash when he gets jumped by Katara, Toph, Sokka and Suki who then takes the money)
The Boulder in in a photoshoot showing off his body
??The Boulder: (flexing his muscles) Like my body?
A picture on Boulder's before and after transfomation http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v502/Shan1982/BeforeandAfter-1.jpg
Announcer: How did he do it?
??The Boulder: (flexes his muscles) Earthspa baby!
Announcer: Enter the earthspa challenge to win a Corvette made from the finest Earth kingdom tools or a millon Earth Kingdom dollars! Many will enter, only one will win.
The Boulder: (flexes his muscles) Earthspa baby!
Edited on 12/18/2006 9:32pm
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kat503
[28]Dec 18, 2006
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Announcer:Tired of being chased by your enemy's crazy younger sister? Tired of having to run from her all night without any sleep? Tired of the entire group fighting one another? Then try Teamwork! Yes, Teamwork! When you join with your enemy to defet a common foe, everyone wins!

DISCLAMER: Not everyone may win. The uncle of your enemy may becone injured by using Teamework. Do not use Teamwork if you would rather eat bison dung than work with your enemy. DO not use Teamwork if you are under the influence of Cactius Jucie, or drink Cactius Jucie more than once a day.

Also, You may want to visit our Bison River Wash Shop, where we can scrub away your bison's troubls, and the sheading fur that is leaveing a trail for any bad guy with half a clue to follow.
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kat503
[29]Dec 18, 2006
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Announcer: Tired of being sensible? Need something to make the day seem fun? Do you need something to quench your thurst? Now from the creators of The Bison River Wash Shop and Teamwork, comes Cactius Jucie! Yes Cactius Jucie! When you drink Cactius Jucie, your garentied fun!

DISCLAMER: Do not use this product when using macenery, when you are preagnent, nursing or may become preangent. Do not use when you need to think clearly, or need to have comon sense. Do not drink in a desers, for it increses your chanses of a early grave if taken when alone, and without a sensible person near by. Do not use when using Teamework. Effects are only temporary, unless you die, then you have no hope.

Remember, to get rid of your troubles, drink Cactius Jucie!
Edited on 12/18/2006 10:45pm
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Lisa31468

[30]Dec 19, 2006

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whiteforest wrote:

Bowl of Jook: $1.50 Blue Spirit mask: $23.00 Haircut: $7.00 New tea shop: $12,000 Incensing hundreds of obssessed shippers at the crossroads of your own destiny: Priceless. For everything else, there's FIREBENDING Masterard.

Bawahahahahahahaha!

Now THAT was freakin' HILARIOUS!

ROFL!

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realius

[31]Dec 19, 2006

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bdllbo wrote:

"My name is Iroh, and welcome to my 24-hour tea channel. All tea, all the time. My guest is Jean-Luc Picard who's here to talk about the benefits of Earl Grey vs. Jasmine. Jean-luc, welcome."

"Yes, a pleasure to be here Iroh. A pleasure. When I'm not flying around the most advanced ship in the fleet..."

lol, I would watch that!

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Falcondude123
[32]Dec 19, 2006
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Lightning in a can! Are you ready for the 'hottest' new toy? (kids) yess!
Lightning in a can! Are you ready to see the surprised looks on your friend's faces?
(kids) YESS!
Lightning in a can! Are you ready to have hours of fun and entertainment?
(kids) YESS!!!!
Lightning in a can! Then you're ready for "lightning in a can!" The funniest prank you'll EVER pull on ANYBODY!
Observe, before lightning in a can, you and your friends were bored. Now, just look at the 'shocking' looks of disbelief on their lifeless faces!
Lightning in a can! Some assembly required, adult supervision a must. Some can positions require hand support.
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realius
[33]Dec 19, 2006
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Chi On - Apply directly to the forehead.
Chi On - Apply directly to the forehead.
Chi On - Apply directly to the forehead.
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confucioussayhi
[34]Dec 19, 2006
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Katara-(On phone)Are you in a bar? I thought you were too sick to come to my cousin???s wedding?
Aang-No honey, that???s the TV.(Slaps Sokka)
Sokka-It???s gonna be 64 and cloudy-
Haru-The Turkish prime minister had this to say about the economic situation-
Long Feng-(In girly voice)Maxi mixers are going fast! Give em a demo Tyro!(Mixer comes on)
Teo-What???s that smell?
Toph-Zuko tried to cook a turkey in the dishwasher!
All-HAHAHA!!!!!
Aang-Looks like nothin???s on.
Announcer-Yeah, they got a little Cactus in em. Captain cactus, Please drink responsibly.
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LeonMorado
[35]Dec 19, 2006
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i thing the funniest was the avatar airheads...just because it was real. now that was some damn good marketing.
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realius
[36]Dec 19, 2006
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LeonMorado wrote:

i thing the funniest was the avatar airheads...just because it was real. now that was some damn good marketing.

Yea, I bought those. And I don't even like Airheads.
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ScoField27
[37]Dec 19, 2006
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TV Action Cartoons- For when your a 38 year old living in his mom's basment and preparing for your next Yu-Gi-Oh card battle!

Order now and recive:
Avatar: 4 elements and a mint condition zuko pony-tail!
Power Rangers: Awsome backgrounds and a helmet voice changer thing.
Spider-man: Extra tight tights and a silly-string web shooter!

38 year olds- Use your mom's credit Card and we're throw in this Helm's Deep T-shirt! Show off to your 41 year old friends that you are truly... A Elf!

But wait that's not all! Call in 15 minutes and recive a Dungeons and Dragons Shaving Kit for free! FREE! We know you'll never use, nor will you Bathe, but it makes a great collectable!

This is a deal of a liftime! call 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Or 1-866-Never-hada-girlfriend. Operators are probaly standing by! Call now!

Disclamer: Must by atleast 37 to call. must know the name of all 366 Pok'e'mon, and demostarte you inter-galtic battle cry. allow 3-13 months to ship, shiping and handling fee depends on how much you got.
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realius

[38]Dec 19, 2006

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ScoField27 wrote:

TV Action Cartoons- For when your a 38 year old living in his mom's basment and preparing for your next Yu-Gi-Oh card battle! Order now and recive: Avatar: 4 elements and a mint condition zuko pony-tail! Power Rangers: Awsome backgrounds and a helmet voice changer thing. Spider-man: Extra tight tights and a silly-string web shooter! 38 year olds- Use your mom's credit Card and we're throw in this Helm's Deep T-shirt! Show off to your 41 year old friends that you are truly... A Elf! But wait that's not all! Call in 15 minutes and recive a Dungeons and Dragons Shaving Kit for free! FREE! We know you'll never use, nor will you Bathe, but it makes a great collectable! This is a deal of a liftime! call 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Or 1-866-Never-hada-girlfriend. Operators are probaly standing by! Call now! Disclamer: Must by atleast 37 to call. must know the name of all 366 Pok'e'mon, and demostarte you inter-galtic battle cry. allow 3-13 months to ship, shiping and handling fee depends on how much you got.

...ring...ring Hello, and thank you for calling 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Press 1 for English, Press 2 for Clingon...

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confucioussayhi

[39]Dec 19, 2006

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realius wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

...ring...ring Hello, and thank you for calling 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Press 1 for English, Press 2 for Clingon...

press 3 for elvish...

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ScoField27

[40]Dec 19, 2006

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confucioussayhi wrote:

realius wrote:

ScoField27 wrote:

...ring...ring Hello, and thank you for calling 1-800-too-much-time-on-my-hands. Press 1 for English, Press 2 for Clingon...

press 3 for elvish...

If you are calling from beyond the Galatic Alliance, please hold for Jedi Assistance.

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