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    Psyche987

    [41]Oct 23, 2007
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    Dear Uncle Fatso,

    You're fat and you're going to rot in jail and you know it! The evil torments of time will speed up on you and rip you away like a candy is ripped away from a child!

    Greets and with best interests at heart,

    gosh, couldn't you guess.

    P.S. I had to send Zuzu to rehab after he got used to your addictive teas....teas are such a tease

    -couldn't I think of something better?...sigh-

    Edited on 10/23/2007 2:07pm
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    LeonMorado

    [42]Oct 23, 2007
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    WiseLad wrote:
    uncle "I don't know how you got smart" I can't find a man who is as strong as me, and is not intimidated by me , and that would make us the MOST POWERFUL COUPLE EVER where can I find someone like that? the perfect firenation lady who handles blue fire
    dear scary firebending chick, -chan
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    Atu_1

    [43]Oct 23, 2007
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    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    LeonMorado wrote:
    yurichia wrote:
    Sorry,Ozai but I don't fell any pain and I am not weak.Everyone knows all you want is power.You are a shame to the nation and you stole the throne from your brother.Your brother Iroh,is a far much better person then you are.I can't wait when Team Avatar and Iroh come to destroy you and your wonderful throne.
    i'm sorry, what was your question? -ozai
    dear father,
    umm yeah thanks for the scar you douche
    -Zuko
    Like I said, whaat are you gonna do when Ozai-Mania goes wild?!!! I told you no son of mine is entering any sissy band contest! -Ozai
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    mysterodragon23

    [44]Oct 23, 2007
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    yurichia wrote:

    Ozai,I was comenting on what you said to me.You know everyone from the other nations hate you.Please don't hurt Zuko or Iroh or Aang and the gang.They will all hurt you.Team Avatar,Iroh, and Zuko will come and destroy you.Heres my question:

    What happened to Zuko's Mom and how did Azulon get killed?How did you manage to get the throne?Azulon said no.Do you really love Zuko?

    OMG you dont ask this kind of stuff on these kind of threads oof
    typical 11 year old
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    mysterodragon23

    [45]Oct 23, 2007
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    Atu_1 wrote:
    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    Atu_1 wrote:
    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    [QUOTE="zukofangirl2006"
    Oh here we go again...
    DAMN i DID IT AGAIN AHHH
    I accepted NOOOOOOOOOOO
    Now i ruined the thread

    WHY DIDNT YOU GUYS STOP ME THIS TIME WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYyyy
    Hey it's your own fault, besides, nothing happened yet like the last time
    true true
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    watertribe12

    [46]Oct 23, 2007
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    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    yurichia wrote:

    Ozai,I was comenting on what you said to me.You know everyone from the other nations hate you.Please don't hurt Zuko or Iroh or Aang and the gang.They will all hurt you.Team Avatar,Iroh, and Zuko will come and destroy you.Heres my question:

    What happened to Zuko's Mom and how did Azulon get killed?How did you manage to get the throne?Azulon said no.Do you really love Zuko?

    OMG you dont ask this kind of stuff on these kind of threads oof typical 11 year old

    Hey its a thread were people ask questions and others answer so cut em some slack! The threads only for fun!

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    LeonMorado

    [47]Oct 23, 2007
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    yurichia wrote:

    Ozai,I was comenting on what you said to me.You know everyone from the other nations hate you.Please don't hurt Zuko or Iroh or Aang and the gang.They will all hurt you.Team Avatar,Iroh, and Zuko will come and destroy you.Heres my question:

    What happened to Zuko's Mom and how did Azulon get killed?How did you manage to get the throne?Azulon said no.Do you really love Zuko?

    ursa? she said she was going out for groceries, and she never.....well if you'd paid attention in modern fire nation history class you would know that my father died of unexpected but entirely natural causes and that his dying wish was that i, his stronger more ambitious son, succed him as fire lord. and zuko is my son. i love him as much as fire nation law and tradition dictates is necessary.
    -ozai.
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    Psyche987

    [48]Oct 23, 2007
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    Dear Iroh,

    I feel I let you down that day Basingse fell....we might see again, until that day, I'm going to have fun playing with water, fighting some iron dude I'm afraid your dearest nephew send, learn about my past and save the world from complete firenation domination....hey, nice word; firenation domination! Greets and paws from momo. If you see me I might have another emo moment and you might have to give me some advice on how to handle my relationship with Katara and how I might save the world. I might save some tea for that day, since I don't think you have the right herbs at that moment with exception of your own armpithair and sweat.

    Thanks Flameo,

    P.S. I hope the jailmud isn't too bad.

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    WiseLad

    [49]Oct 23, 2007
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    dear Iroh

    there is someone close to you that thinks is cute I don't hate orange sunrises, and is my BF

    I hear now that a foxy lady wants him, I usually don't get riled up, I always stay calm even in boring times, but I feel like hunting her and terminating her

    is there a more "subtle way" to make her go away?

    girl of scarred face
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    yurichia

    [50]Oct 23, 2007
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    MysteryDragon23,calm down and don't be such a troll.Just like watertribe said,this thread is for fun and The Avatar Boards are for fun so don't be so mean and selfish.The Avatar Boards are for everyone who are Avatarians.
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    Psyche987

    [51]Oct 23, 2007
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    Atu_1 wrote:
    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    LeonMorado wrote:
    yurichia wrote:
    Sorry,Ozai but I don't fell any pain and I am not weak.Everyone knows all you want is power.You are a shame to the nation and you stole the throne from your brother.Your brother Iroh,is a far much better person then you are.I can't wait when Team Avatar and Iroh come to destroy you and your wonderful throne.
    i'm sorry, what was your question? -ozai
    dear father, umm yeah thanks for the scar you douche -Zuko
    Like I said, whaat are you gonna do when Ozai-Mania goes wild?!!! I told you no son of mine is entering any sissy band contest! -Ozai

    Daddy! No! - zuko

    (aw, someone else make a better reply, this sucks)

    Edited on 10/23/2007 2:17pm
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    mysterodragon23

    [52]Oct 23, 2007
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    watertribe12 wrote:
    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    yurichia wrote:

    Ozai,I was comenting on what you said to me.You know everyone from the other nations hate you.Please don't hurt Zuko or Iroh or Aang and the gang.They will all hurt you.Team Avatar,Iroh, and Zuko will come and destroy you.Heres my question:

    What happened to Zuko's Mom and how did Azulon get killed?How did you manage to get the throne?Azulon said no.Do you really love Zuko?

    OMG you dont ask this kind of stuff on these kind of threads oof typical 11 year old

    Hey its a thread were people ask questions and others answer so cut em some slack! The threads only for fun!

    you cant say anything, you stole my 1500+ post thread that i made
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    mysterodragon23

    [53]Oct 23, 2007
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    WiseLad wrote:
    dear Iroh

    there is someone close to you that thinks is cute I don't hate orange sunrises, and is my BF

    I hear now that a foxy lady wants him, I usually don't get riled up, I always stay calm even in boring times, but I feel like hunting her and terminating her

    is there a more "subtle way" to make her go away?

    girl of scarred face
    you can allow your bf to get 2 girls
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    Insane_ali

    [54]Oct 23, 2007
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    Dear Iroh,

    do you prefer muffins or cakes? also when did you discover your love of tea?

    Dear Ozai,

    were you ever hugged as a child? because i think that might be why you are unable to find affection for your son. also are you jelous of Iroh (your older, more popular and more tallented brother)?

    Dear Zuko,

    do you have a favourite stuffed animal? if so what is his name? and if you got the chance would you kill Azula?

    yours sincerely

    anonymous strange guy

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    mysterodragon23

    [55]Oct 23, 2007
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    Psyche987 wrote:

    Atu_1 wrote:
    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    LeonMorado wrote:
    yurichia wrote:
    Sorry,Ozai but I don't fell any pain and I am not weak.Everyone knows all you want is power.You are a shame to the nation and you stole the throne from your brother.Your brother Iroh,is a far much better person then you are.I can't wait when Team Avatar and Iroh come to destroy you and your wonderful throne.
    i'm sorry, what was your question? -ozai
    dear father, umm yeah thanks for the scar you douche -Zuko
    Like I said, whaat are you gonna do when Ozai-Mania goes wild?!!! I told you no son of mine is entering any sissy band contest! -Ozai

    Daddy! No! - zuko

    (aw, someone else make a better reply, this sucks)

    I AM ZUKO :O
    anyway to my father
    Father where else will my fans go topless for me
    -Zuko
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    mysterodragon23

    [56]Oct 23, 2007
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    Insane_ali wrote:

    Dear Iroh,

    do you prefer muffins or cakes? also when did you discover your love of tea?

    Dear Ozai,

    were you ever hugged as a child? because i think that might be why you are unable to find affection for your son. also are you jelous of Iroh (your older, more popular and more tallented brother)?

    Dear Zuko,

    do you have a favourite stuffed animal? if so what is his name? and if you got the chance would you kill Azula?

    yours sincerely

    anonymous strange guy

    Well lets see
    I have my stuffes turtleduck wally and i woul not not kill my sister if i had the chance
    -Zuko
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    LeonMorado

    [57]Oct 23, 2007
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    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    Psyche987 wrote:

    Atu_1 wrote:
    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    LeonMorado wrote:
    yurichia wrote:
    Sorry,Ozai but I don't fell any pain and I am not weak.Everyone knows all you want is power.You are a shame to the nation and you stole the throne from your brother.Your brother Iroh,is a far much better person then you are.I can't wait when Team Avatar and Iroh come to destroy you and your wonderful throne.
    i'm sorry, what was your question? -ozai
    dear father, umm yeah thanks for the scar you douche -Zuko
    Like I said, whaat are you gonna do when Ozai-Mania goes wild?!!! I told you no son of mine is entering any sissy band contest! -Ozai

    Daddy! No! - zuko

    (aw, someone else make a better reply, this sucks)

    I AM ZUKO :O
    anyway to my father
    Father where else will my fans go topless for me
    -Zuko
    *facepalm*
    just....go to your room.

    -ozai
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    WiseLad

    [58]Oct 23, 2007
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    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    WiseLad wrote:
    dear Iroh

    there is someone close to you that thinks is cute I don't hate orange sunrises, and is my BF

    I hear now that a foxy lady wants him, I usually don't get riled up, I always stay calm even in boring times, but I feel like hunting her and terminating her

    is there a more "subtle way" to make her go away?

    girl of scarred face
    you can allow your bf to get 2 girls


    only if it is Ty Lee and me
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    watertribe12

    [59]Oct 23, 2007
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    Dear EVERYBODY ON THE AVATAR FORUM

    I have found a more suitable name for fire 'lord' Ozai ......

    THE RAGEING INFERNO

    Ok now this next part is for fire 'lord' Ozai *coughtherageinginfernocough*:

    I hope you understand 3 nationsand half the fire nation (in secret) hate you. Ok random question

    Can you bend lightning?

    Ok now heres what I think about you

    You scarred and banished Zuko because you knew that if he ever fought back you he would end up becoming the better man. But personally think that eneyone is better then a JERK that HURT his own flesh and blood.

    Edited on 10/23/2007 2:25pm
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    Psyche987

    [60]Oct 23, 2007
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    Hi dad!

    So how are things going with the preparations? Anyway, yesterday I was sleeping in my bed when all of the sudden Katara decided to fart in my face! And man that was smellleeeey! Pffoh! You could make a nice bomb with that! Anyway, about that comment you've sent about Toph not mentioning your beautiful braids...I have to be honest to you dad, but that's low. You can see the girl's blind right?

    Ok, so two days ago I had this wonderful fightinglessons with some guy with some firenation-ish name I don't remember, and he gave me some token with a white flower, like I like lilies?! Or whatever kind of flower. Oops, I gotta stop writing now, this iron man has come back to attack us, I'm going to ask politely though if I might use his bird to send you this message, if you're not receiving this in a few days, you might only find Mash and Bangers of me.

    Greets, A fake Sokka who really can't immitate sokkastyle sarcasm...sigh...

    Edited on 10/23/2007 2:24pm
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