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Ask Iroh (thread purly made for fun)

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    Kemicle

    [161]Oct 25, 2007
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    Dear Ozai,

    Where do babies come from?

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    __neopets__

    [162]Oct 26, 2007
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    its zeon

    -Zeon

    ps explain the bounty hunter your son hired to kill the avatar 2 weeks ago

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    __neopets__

    [163]Oct 26, 2007
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    Kemicle wrote:

    Dear Ozai,

    Where do babies come from?

    dear person

    my uncle ozai doesnt know because he adopted azula and zuko

    -Zeon

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    __neopets__

    [164]Oct 26, 2007
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    dear uncle iroh

    whats the name of my aunt that was the mother of lu ten?

    -Zeon

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    WiseLad

    [165]Oct 26, 2007
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    __neopets__ wrote:

    dear uncle iroh

    whats the name of my aunt that was the mother of lu ten?

    -Zeon


    iroh didn't want to tell me, but rumour is that is Xiong(bear in chinese)

    Mi-shu
    Secretary of Iroh, that writes answers he dictates
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    LeonMorado

    [166]Oct 26, 2007
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    Kemicle wrote:

    Dear Ozai,

    Where do babies come from?
    dear kevin,

    babies come from sweet sweet lovin' and poor strategy. you see

    [THIS PORTION OF THE LETTER HAS BEEN DEEMED INAPPROPRIATE FOR YOUNGER READERS BY THE FIRE NATION CENSORSHIP BUREAU]

    and a half. man, what a weekend.

    -ozai

    Edited on 10/26/2007 9:49am
    Edited 2 total times.
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    LeonMorado

    [167]Jul 20, 2008
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    bump.

    because i'd like to see what kind of things people would ask now.
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    YoruichiMeow

    [168]Jul 20, 2008
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    Dear Ozai,

    Will you teach me how to burn off my shirt? I have this date Friday night, and I was hoping to show off some of my hotter skills... You could just explain, since I know you can't show me anymore.

    Sincerely,
    your Firebending Fanboy
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    ginsengtea9

    [169]Jul 20, 2008
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    Dear Iroh,

    You're a great singer/tea maker.

    YOU RULE!

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    LeonMorado

    [170]Jul 20, 2008
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    YoruichiMeow wrote:
    Dear Ozai,

    Will you teach me how to burn off my shirt? I have this date Friday night, and I was hoping to show off some of my hotter skills... You could just explain, since I know you can't show me anymore.

    Sincerely, your Firebending Fanboy
    Don't patronise me, boy! Just because I can't firebend you into the ground, doesn't mean I won't still kick your sniveling ass six ways from Sunday when I break out of here for my spin off series. ...I've said too much.

    -Ozai

    ginsengtea9 wrote:

    Dear Iroh,

    You're a great singer/tea maker.

    YOU RULE!
    That's not a question, you tea sucking hippy!
    Edited on 07/20/2008 8:05pm
    Edited 2 total times.
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    Im2Good

    [171]Jul 20, 2008
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    LeonMorado wrote:
    YoruichiMeow wrote:
    Dear Ozai,

    Will you teach me how to burn off my shirt? I have this date Friday night, and I was hoping to show off some of my hotter skills... You could just explain, since I know you can't show me anymore.

    Sincerely,
    your Firebending Fanboy
    Don't patronise me, boy! Just because I can't firebend you into the ground, doesn't mean I won't still kick your sniveling ass six ways from Sunday when I break out of here for my spin off series.

    ...I've said too much. -Ozai

    And that's not a question, you tea sucking hippy!

    six ways from sunday...
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