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Ask Iroh (thread purly made for fun)

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    Psyche987

    [141]Oct 24, 2007
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    Best Xan,

    If you rather refuse to burn the village, I ask you to at least find this old man, without the other people getting harmed, I have a lovely goldchest in my hand with a million Jing (eh...well al ot of money), I will send it to you if you do your duty.

    Azula

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    WiseLad

    [142]Oct 24, 2007
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    Dearest applorange of mine

    I want you to keep this secret

    I am proud of Zuko having finished the Avatar, but he still seems rather weak in his commitment to be strict to our subjects, I have even heard him about being nicer to our lands of the earth kingdom so I think I will make you my heir

    I have a very important task for you, as you proved your intelligence and resourcefulness during the taking of Ba Sing Se; at the time of the Comet, I want you not to just prepare the conquest of all 4 nations, we have to finish what our glorious Sozin started

    I want you to formulate a plan of attack that would obliterate completely out of the lands of the 4 nations all waterbenders and earthbenders

    I don't want anyone to be alive by the time you become 16

    after that, we will find if any firebender would become the next avatar(as we would have killed the waterbender avatar if you do your task)and than raise him to be our personal enforcer, and to completely obey us

    always proud of you

    Ozai
    Firelord of the Fire Nation
    53rd Earth Kingdom ruler
    Oceans Monarch
    Keeper of the Temples
    Emperor of the 4 nations
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    LeonMorado

    [143]Oct 24, 2007
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    Insane_ali wrote:

    dear Ozi

    have you ever considered seeing a therapist who doesnt fear you (or atleast is protected from your fireblasts)? because you have issues, lots and lots of issues.
    well if i did that, they might call me crazy, and we ca't have a crazy firelord, now can we?

    -ozAi

    yurichia wrote:

    Dear Ozai,

    How many check-ups do you get during the year?What happened to your mother,Fire Lady Ilah?I can't wait to defeat you with the help of Iroh,Zuko, and my friends.

    Your worst enemy,

    You know who I am.

    P.S.Iroh is stronger then ever and Zuko is becoming good and Team Avatar is ready.
    you'll really have to be more specific, i've had a lot of "worst enemies" over the years.

    -ozai

    __neopets__ wrote:

    dear ozai

    do you know yo have asister named Zuni?because im her son Zeon.

    -Zeon
    dear "nephew," your mother was disowned, you are not invited to the reunion in may. trespassers will burst into flames.

    -ozai

    Insane_ali wrote:

    Dear Ozai

    have you ever murdered somebody(as in intentionally killing somebody not in battle)? and if so was it a family member (like say, your father, or wife)? and who do you consider the greatest influence on your life?
    murder is such an ugly word. my enemies have a way of...disappearing. into the night. in a puff of smoke.... in any case, i'd say the greatest influence in my life was my the great firelord sozin. he had the ambition and vision to realize that fire is the superior element and that we shoul, and will, rule the world.

    -ozai

    you'll have to excuse the lateness of my replies. i was busy being superior to all of you in every way.

    Edited on 10/24/2007 11:14am
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    __neopets__

    [144]Oct 24, 2007
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    LeonMorado wrote:
    Insane_ali wrote:

    dear Ozi

    have you ever considered seeing a therapist who doesnt fear you (or atleast is protected from your fireblasts)? because you have issues, lots and lots of issues.
    well if i did that, they might call me crazy, and we ca't have a crazy firelord, now can we?

    -ozAi

    yurichia wrote:

    Dear Ozai,

    How many check-ups do you get during the year?What happened to your mother,Fire Lady Ilah?I can't wait to defeat you with the help of Iroh,Zuko, and my friends.

    Your worst enemy,

    You know who I am.

    P.S.Iroh is stronger then ever and Zuko is becoming good and Team Avatar is ready.
    you'll really have to be more specific, i've had a lot of "worst enemies" over the years.

    -ozai

    __neopets__ wrote:

    dear ozai

    do you know yo have asister named Zuni?because im her son Zeon.

    -Zeon
    dear "nephew," your mother was disowned, you are not invited to the reunion in may. trespassers will burst into flames.

    -ozai

    Insane_ali wrote:

    Dear Ozai

    have you ever murdered somebody(as in intentionally killing somebody not in battle)? and if so was it a family member (like say, your father, or wife)? and who do you consider the greatest influence on your life?
    murder is such an ugly word. my enemies have a way of...disappearing. into the night. in a puff of smoke.... in any case, i'd say the greatest influence in my life was my the great firelord sozin. he had the ambition and vision to realize that fire is the superior element and that we shoul, and will, rule the world.

    -ozai

    you'll have to excuse the lateness of my replies. i was busy being superior to all of you in every way.

    dear ozai(should i say uncle?)

    didnt you say avatar aang was dead?well the people im with told me to keep Aang the 3 elemental bending flying guy a secret of being the dead avatar

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    Falcondude123

    [145]Oct 24, 2007
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    Dear Ozai and/or Iroh,
    to whomever will have the better wisdom concerning this:

    I have a problem, well, actually it's my friend's problem. I, I mean, he won't get the guts to ask out this girl he likes. She is pretty but also nice, and I keep telling myself, I mean, I keep telling HIM that there is no hurt in asking. He keeps coming up with lamo excuses to get out of it. What advice would you give me- HIM??

    A friend of a friend.
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    yurichia

    [146]Oct 24, 2007
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    Dear Iroh,

    I still need help with Ellie.She is now liking my friend and other boys and my enemies.I am still to shy to say anything to her.So I need tips right now.Keep them smooth and any useful tips would help.So Help me.Good thing my school is selling candy so I will buy one and give one to her.Avatar Rocks.



    P.S. How is getting out of jail coming?I heard you talked and you sent Zuko the message about Sozin.
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    KingAtticus

    [147]Oct 24, 2007
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    yurichia wrote:
    Dear Iroh,

    I still need help with Ellie.She is now liking my friend and other boys and my enemies.I am still to shy to say anything to her.So I need tips right now.Keep them smooth and any useful tips would help.So Help me.Good thing my school is selling candy so I will buy one and give one to her.Avatar Rocks.


    P.S. How is getting out of jail coming?I heard you talked and you sent Zuko the message about Sozin.

    Well, I can certainly see this is a problem.

    Have you tried anything at all? If all else fails, swallow your pride and show her how humble you can be. It's time for you to ask yourself a big question: would you be willing to marry this girl if you went out with her?

    -Iroh
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    __neopets__

    [148]Oct 24, 2007
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    dear azula

    can you bend lava?my friend Zara joined the gaang and showed me how to bend lava

    -your cousin Zeon

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    KingAtticus

    [149]Oct 24, 2007
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    __neopets__ wrote:

    dear azula

    can you bend lava?my friend Zara joined the gaang and showed me how to bend lava

    -your cousin Zeon

    Dear cousin Zeon,

    The fact you have not died from the massive smell of lava and the heat of a thousand suns impresses me. I can, but I refuse to. Why meddle with the heat in the earth when you can control the powers of lightning? Lava is just an excuse for inferior Firebenders to proove their worth.

    Much love, Azula
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    zukofangirl2006

    [150]Oct 24, 2007
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    Dear Iroh

    Please send your nephew to my house at sundown. It's third big house on the left, on the first city outside the pallace walls.

    Fox

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    __neopets__

    [151]Oct 24, 2007
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    -isin package-

    dear uncle iroh

    my friend sokka learned to make exsploses(sp?) so ill deliver them to you

    -Zeon

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    LeonMorado

    [152]Oct 24, 2007
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    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Dear Ozai and/or Iroh, to whomever will have the better wisdom concerning this: I have a problem, well, actually it's my friend's problem. I, I mean, he won't get the guts to ask out this girl he likes. She is pretty but also nice, and I keep telling myself, I mean, I keep telling HIM that there is no hurt in asking. He keeps coming up with lamo excuses to get out of it. What advice would you give me- HIM?? A friend of a friend.
    dear larry,

    what is all this "asking" nonsense you kids keep going on about. grow a spine, boy. if you don't have the chutzpah to take what is rightfully yours, then no woman will ever want you anyway.

    regards,
    -ozai

    Edited on 10/24/2007 10:25pm
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    ReflectTheStorm

    [154]Oct 25, 2007
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    Ask an alien. Perhaps not an actual extraterrestrial but JUST AS COOL!
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    Ultimate_ritic

    [155]Oct 25, 2007
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    Dear Uzzlle Izzo

    Errr... I have completely forgotten what I was going to write to you about...

    Thank god this was an email! No snailmail for me!

    !Holla back!
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    __neopets__

    [156]Oct 25, 2007
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    LeonMorado wrote:

    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Dear Ozai and/or Iroh, to whomever will have the better wisdom concerning this: I have a problem, well, actually it's my friend's problem. I, I mean, he won't get the guts to ask out this girl he likes. She is pretty but also nice, and I keep telling myself, I mean, I keep telling HIM that there is no hurt in asking. He keeps coming up with lamo excuses to get out of it. What advice would you give me- HIM?? A friend of a friend.
    dear larry,

    what is all this "asking" nonsense you kids keep going on about. grow a spine, boy. if you don't have the chutzpah to take what is rightfully yours, then no woman will ever want you anyway.

    regards,
    -ozai

    um the avatar is alive!

    -Zeon

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    KingAtticus

    [157]Oct 25, 2007
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    Ultimate_ritic wrote:
    Dear Uzzlle Izzo

    Errr... I have completely forgotten what I was going to write to you about...

    Thank god this was an email! No snailmail for me!

    !Holla back!

    Holla!

    Once you remember then I'll give you advice that will last longer.

    -Iroh
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    LeonMorado

    [158]Oct 25, 2007
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    __neopets__ wrote:
    LeonMorado wrote:

    Falcondude123 wrote:
    Dear Ozai and/or Iroh, to whomever will have the better wisdom concerning this: I have a problem, well, actually it's my friend's problem. I, I mean, he won't get the guts to ask out this girl he likes. She is pretty but also nice, and I keep telling myself, I mean, I keep telling HIM that there is no hurt in asking. He keeps coming up with lamo excuses to get out of it. What advice would you give me- HIM?? A friend of a friend.
    dear larry,

    what is all this "asking" nonsense you kids keep going on about. grow a spine, boy. if you don't have the chutzpah to take what is rightfully yours, then no woman will ever want you anyway.

    regards,
    -ozai

    um the avatar is alive!

    -Zeon
    dear ziggy,

    SILENCE! the avatar is dead and i will rule the world!

    -ozai
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    ReflectTheStorm

    [159]Oct 25, 2007
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    Alright so we have:

    Zerg vs Space Marines vs Samus Aran vs Master Chief vs Predator.

    Who'd win?
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    Atu_1

    [160]Oct 25, 2007
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    Dear Katara


    ***SPOILER***
    -Filled with much shame
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