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    mysterodragon23

    [61]Oct 23, 2007
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    LeonMorado wrote:
    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    Psyche987 wrote:

    Atu_1 wrote:
    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    LeonMorado wrote:
    yurichia wrote:
    Sorry,Ozai but I don't fell any pain and I am not weak.Everyone knows all you want is power.You are a shame to the nation and you stole the throne from your brother.Your brother Iroh,is a far much better person then you are.I can't wait when Team Avatar and Iroh come to destroy you and your wonderful throne.
    i'm sorry, what was your question? -ozai
    dear father, umm yeah thanks for the scar you douche -Zuko
    Like I said, whaat are you gonna do when Ozai-Mania goes wild?!!! I told you no son of mine is entering any sissy band contest! -Ozai

    Daddy! No! - zuko

    (aw, someone else make a better reply, this sucks)
    I AM ZUKO :O
    anyway to my father
    Father where else will my fans go topless for me
    -Zuko
    *facepalm*
    just....go to your room.

    -ozai
    *goes to room and then climbs out window* goes to Ozai-Mania with Ozai's angels and gets ALOT of fan service FROM the fans* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    *then gets some cactus juice*
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    LeonMorado

    [62]Oct 23, 2007
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    Insane_ali wrote:

    Dear Ozai,

    were you ever hugged as a child? because i think that might be why you are unable to find affection for your son. also are you jelous of Iroh (your older, more popular and more tallented brother)?
    iroh was always the favorite. the popular one. well you know what? hugs and affection are for the weak! that's why he's rotting in prison like the traitor he is and i'm fire lord! that's right,

    FIRE LORD OZAI!

    *hyperventilates*

    *regains composure*

    ahem, so to answer your question my parents were strict but fair. -ozai

    Edited on 10/23/2007 2:32pm
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    Psyche987

    [63]Oct 23, 2007
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    LeonMorado wrote:
    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    Psyche987 wrote:

    Atu_1 wrote:
    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    LeonMorado wrote:
    yurichia wrote:
    Sorry,Ozai but I don't fell any pain and I am not weak.Everyone knows all you want is power.You are a shame to the nation and you stole the throne from your brother.Your brother Iroh,is a far much better person then you are.I can't wait when Team Avatar and Iroh come to destroy you and your wonderful throne.
    i'm sorry, what was your question? -ozai
    dear father, umm yeah thanks for the scar you douche -Zuko
    Like I said, whaat are you gonna do when Ozai-Mania goes wild?!!! I told you no son of mine is entering any sissy band contest! -Ozai

    Daddy! No! - zuko

    (aw, someone else make a better reply, this sucks)
    I AM ZUKO :O anyway to my father Father where else will my fans go topless for me -Zuko
    *facepalm* just....go to your room. -ozai

    oh oh......who's the real zuko now...I feel REJECTED!!! WAAAH! Can't we all be a bit of zuko? - vanishes towards a dark horizon in some sandy landscape singin 'I'm a lonesome..eh...zukooo'

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    Psyche987

    [64]Oct 23, 2007
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    ah, I understand this noob just interfered in your convo...I will be a good girl now.
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    mysterodragon23

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    Psyche987 wrote:
    ah, I understand this noob just interfered in your convo...I will be a good girl now.
    wha? anyway i have been zuko since this thread's predecessor ask azula, iroh, aang, zuko, katara, mai, roku, toph, and sokka
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    LeonMorado

    [66]Oct 23, 2007
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    watertribe12 wrote:

    Ok now this next part is for fire 'lord' Ozai *coughtherageinginfernocough*:

    I hope you understand 3 nationsand half the fire nation (in secret) hate you. Ok random question

    Can you bend lightning?

    Ok now heres what I think about you

    You scarred and banished Zuko because you knew that if he ever fought back you he would end up becoming the better man. But personally think that eneyone is better then a JERK that HURT his own flesh and blood.
    yes i can bend lighning, and i don't care what you think of me because you're just a filthy water tribe peasant, so go back to your little snow hut and eat your seal fat or whatever it is that passes for edible food amongst you barbarians.

    -ozai
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    mysterodragon23

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    LeonMorado wrote:
    watertribe12 wrote:

    Ok now this next part is for fire 'lord' Ozai *coughtherageinginfernocough*:

    I hope you understand 3 nationsand half the fire nation (in secret) hate you. Ok random question

    Can you bend lightning?

    Ok now heres what I think about you

    You scarred and banished Zuko because you knew that if he ever fought back you he would end up becoming the better man. But personally think that eneyone is better then a JERK that HURT his own flesh and blood.
    yes i can bend lighning, and i don't care what you think of me because you're just a filthy water tribe peasant, so go back to your little snow hut and eat your seal fat or whatever it is that passes for edible food amongst you barbarians.

    -ozai
    *GEts High on Cactus juice After OZAI-MANIA* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOO heeeeeeey crazy man
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    mysterodragon23

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    LeonMorado wrote:
    watertribe12 wrote:

    Ok now this next part is for fire 'lord' Ozai *coughtherageinginfernocough*:

    I hope you understand 3 nationsand half the fire nation (in secret) hate you. Ok random question

    Can you bend lightning?

    Ok now heres what I think about you

    You scarred and banished Zuko because you knew that if he ever fought back you he would end up becoming the better man. But personally think that eneyone is better then a JERK that HURT his own flesh and blood.
    yes i can bend lighning, and i don't care what you think of me because you're just a filthy water tribe peasant, so go back to your little snow hut and eat your seal fat or whatever it is that passes for edible food amongst you barbarians.

    -ozai
    in retrospect

    Nice Reply,..... You DOuche

    -Zuko
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    Psyche987

    [69]Oct 23, 2007
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    Fellow friend,

    We've heard you were in jail, though we've never heard of you. Though we would like to let you know how we want you get the best out of life, though you're trapped and stuff like that, we want to let you know how much love even there is in an air filled with smells of dead rats and wandering juices. To strengthen you in your quest to love we wrote you a song of love and the power of forgiveness, beardieman. Here it goes;love is in the air......lalalalaaa....ah well you're not hearing us right now, just letting you know love is all around.

    -Chong

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    Insane_ali

    [70]Oct 23, 2007
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    dear Ozai,

    have you ever considered therapy?

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    Psyche987

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    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    Psyche987 wrote:
    ah, I understand this noob just interfered in your convo...I will be a good girl now.
    wha? anyway i have been zuko since this thread's predecessor ask azula, iroh, aang, zuko, katara, mai, roku, toph, and sokka

    ok -bends forward and obeys brains- you Zuko are be

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    watertribe12

    [72]Oct 23, 2007
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    DEAR OZAI (or firelord or whatever you perfer to be called)

    Ok firstly I AM ONE OF THE GREATEST WATERBENDERS YOU WILL EVER READ ABOUT SO SHUT YOUR POMPUS *censored*.

    I have learned to manipulate the water in the human body......I could turn you inside out and make your own bloody eye balls stare at eachother.....because of this i have head several letters from the fire nation army wanting me as a recruit but i turned them down....and inside out.

    Of course there are many great waterbenders like me and I LIVED AT THE NORTHEN WATERTRIBE in an icy palace of beauty so you can go and get a life if you just belive in the stero-types about the water tribes.

    P.S do you practice your lightning bending alot?

    Edited on 10/23/2007 2:38pm
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    Psyche987

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    watertribe12 wrote:

    DEAR OZAI (or firelord or whatever you perfer to be called)

    Ok firstly I AM ONE OF THE GREATEST WATERBENDERS YOU WILL EVER READ ABOUT SO SHUT YOUR POMPUS *censored*.

    I have learned to manipulate the water in the human body......I could turn you inside out and make your own bloody eye balls stare at eachother.....because of this i have head several letters from the fire nation army wanting me as a recruit but i turned them down....and inside out.

    Of course there are many great waterbenders like me and I LIVED AT THE NORTHEN WATERTRIBE in an icy palace of beauty so you can go and get a life if you just belive in the stero-types about the water tribes.

    P.S do you practice your lightning bending alot?

    Who are you? You sound like a waterbender with the spirit of a firebender! I like that!

    - Azula...Eh...I mean Ozai

    P.S. Ofcourse I haven't blocked any messenger hawks to prevent letting my father get the news....I mean, letting myself get the news lol. Greets Ozai again...

    Edited on 10/23/2007 2:40pm
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    watertribe12 wrote:

    DEAR OZAI (or firelord or whatever you perfer to be called)

    Ok firstly I AM ONE OF THE GREATEST WATERBENDERS YOU WILL EVER READ ABOUT SO SHUT YOUR POMPUS *censored*.

    I have learned to manipulate the water in the human body......I could turn you inside out and make your own bloody eye balls stare at eachother.....because of this i have head several letters from the fire nation army wanting me as a recruit but i turned them down....and inside out.

    Of course there are many great waterbenders like me and I LIVED AT THE NORTHEN WATERTRIBE in an icy palace of beauty so you can go and get a life if you just belive in the stero-types about the water tribes.

    P.S do you practice your lightning bending alot?

    how much will it take for your aim to verr slightly to the right?
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    Psyche987

    [75]Oct 23, 2007
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    btw daddy says he likes to be turned inside out.
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    watertribe12

    [76]Oct 23, 2007
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    Dear Princess Azula,

    I am known well for my power and fiery attitude and the people i get mad at ......well 'meet there end' or live through life in perment agony. I do like your taste in people.....you arent foolish like others so even though your a fire bender yor pretty cool. My name is Amber although some call me the 'dark side of ice' which to be honset suits me but I think its cheesier then 'the dragon of the west' (no offence to Iroh because he is pretty cool too).

    From

    The dark side of ice.

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    LeonMorado

    [77]Oct 23, 2007
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    mysterodragon23 wrote:
    in retrospect

    Nice Reply,..... You DOuche

    -Zuko
    by the way, i know about those scrolls under your bed, young man.

    -ozai
    Insane_ali wrote:

    dear Ozai,

    have you ever considered therapy?

    my therapist tells me exactly what i want to hear. or else. -ozai
    watertribe12 wrote:

    DEAR OZAI (or firelord or whatever you perfer to be called)

    Ok firstly I AM ONE OF THE GREATEST WATERBENDERS YOU WILL EVER READ ABOUT SO SHUT YOUR POPUS *censored*.

    I have learned to manipulate the water in the human body......I could turn you inside out and make your own bloody eye balls stare at eachother.....because of this i have head several letters from the fire nation army wanting me as a recruit but i turned them down....and inside out.

    Of course there are many great waterbenders like me and I LIVED AT THE NORTHEN WATERTRIBE in an icy palace of beauty so you can go and get a life if you just belive in the stero-types about the water tribes.

    P.S do you practice your lightning bending alot?

    so, your live in the really big ice hut. you must be so proud. but in the end, the smartest of hog-monkeys is still jsut a hog-monkey, and the greatest of waterbenders, is still jsut a water-tribe barbarian.

    -ozai
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    watertribe12

    [78]Oct 23, 2007
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    MOVE YOUR ROYAL BUTT OVER TO MY PALACE (or watch the avatar dvd's showing the northen water tribe PALACES) TO SEE HOW GREAT IT IS AND MAYBE YOU WILL FALL THROUGH THE ICE AND DIE.

    oops I guess the evil side of me got out just then.

    from,

    The dark side of ice

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    mysterodragon23

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    watertribe12 wrote:

    MOVE YOUR ROYAL BUTT OVER TO MY PALACE (or watch the avatar dvd's showing the northen water tribe PALACES) TO SEE HOW GREAT IT IS AND MAYBE YOU WILL FALL THROUGH THE ICE AND DIE.

    oops I guess the evil side of me got out just then.

    from,

    The dark side of ice
    once again
    how much will it take to make your aim move to the right
    -Zuko
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    watertribe12

    [80]Oct 23, 2007
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    I have also found a way to make water build up inside you and you know what happens if to much water floods you? YOU DIEA SLOW AND PAINFULL DEATH
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